Chapter 17: The Tortoise and Hare Race

Li Ran rode on the Qinglu and couldn't help but sigh: If you can ride the Qinglu on the street like this in your previous life, how high-spirited it would be, absolutely kill thousands of girls in seconds, absolutely awesome, but everything is impossible, the past can only exist forever in memory, people, you still have to look forward! ……

No matter how Li Ran sighed, Li Shimin was holding his breath at this time. Although sitting on top of the elephant is very majestic now, it is because of his wife and children, where does Li Shimin's old face go!

The eldest grandson queen on the side held Li Lizhi firmly in her arms, and at the same time comforted Li Shimin: "Second brother, don't be angry, the immortal is still young, you can't be angry with him, and this matter is also because of you, and it is understandable for him to do this."

Li Shimin snorted coldly and didn't speak, but obviously his anger disappeared a lot.

Empress Changsun continued: "Okay, it's not good to be angry with your body, besides, didn't he send us an elephant, and the second brother won't be so stingy."

Li Shimin muttered: "That's what he gave you"

Empress Eldest Sun smiled: "Isn't it the same as giving it to you, do you still need to be so clear between you and me?"

Seeing that Li Shimin was still silent, Empress Eldest Sun smiled and said: "You still want Lizhi to see your jokes, if you still have this face after entering the city, you are not afraid of causing unnecessary criticism."

When Li Shimin heard this, he adjusted his emotions and tried his best to maintain his usual majesty.

Time passed, it was noon at this time, and the gate of Chang'an City also appeared in front of everyone's eyes, and the huge creature appeared in the people's field of vision, causing a panic among the people, but then there was curiosity, especially when they saw that there were three people sitting on the elephant, which aroused everyone's curious eyes.

Feeling that he was being neglected, Li Ran was depressed for a while, and he didn't see the flattering eyes of the thousands of girls in his imagination, not even the handkerchief; I didn't feel the eyes of the imaginary crowd, I could only feel a few afterglows from the corners of other people's eyes. A strong sense of frustration couldn't help but hit his heart, which made Li Ran secretly swear that the next time the master appeared, he must be as awesome as he is!

The boring Li Ran rode Qinglu to speed up towards the Xiaoyao Palace, but fortunately, Qinglu did not have the size of an elephant, otherwise he would not have been able to get out.

But Li Shimin was sad, he felt that he was very happy with the eyes of thousands of people, but after a long time, he couldn't stand it, he wanted to go, this elephant is too big, and it is time-consuming and laborious to move half a step in this crowd, don't go, but being looked at like a monkey makes him uncomfortable, and he doesn't have so much time for the people to be monkeys.

Perhaps the elephant couldn't stand the crowd's gaze and let out a long scream, and then its long snout spewed out a large amount of water like a fountain and poured it on the crowd in front of it. The long trunk stretched out to push the crowd in front of them, and they were glad that the elephant was gentle in its movements, otherwise it would have been very hurt.

The elephant walked away with elegant steps as if he knew the way, fortunately, fortunately, the road surface of Chang'an City was relatively strong, otherwise one step at a time would also be a big problem.

However, the departure of the elephant did not stop the curiosity and amazement of the people, but aroused the curiosity and discussion of the people about this huge creature, and all kinds of gossip suddenly flew up all over the sky, and Chang'an City was shrouded in gossip for a while......

Watching Li Shimin and the others leave, the eldest grandson Wuji said to Zhang Guo: "Zhang Daochang, it's better to come to my house for a while."

Zhang Guo is worried that there is nowhere to go, the eldest grandson Wuji can have a relationship with Li Ran, it is not bad to stay there for a few days, and it is also a good and convenient door to ask to see Li Ran at that time. So he readily agreed: "Then the old way will be disturbed"

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Li Ran returned to his mansion a little depressed, and the housekeeper Li Fu was surprised when he saw Li Ran riding a green deer back, and then hurriedly stepped forward to salute: "Lord Wang, you are back"

Li Ran nodded and got off Qinglu and then said to Qinglu: "Go play, don't run out of the mansion."

Watching Qinglu leave, Li Ran said to Li Fu: "Housekeeper, find me a better place in Dongshi to buy a restaurant, or build a restaurant, the drawings will be given to you, and I will get a few cooks for me, and let them study together after the chefs are here."

"Also, how did you make sake before, I don't bother to care about it, you can arrange it yourself, I believe that Datang is not short of talents, and the salary should be raised a little, so be it, you can do it."

Watching Li Ran leave, Li Fu instructed the subordinates on the side: "Tell me to go down, take care of the prince's mount, and don't get hurt."

The crowd nodded yes and dispersed.

After Li Ran returned to his small courtyard, he saw Xiao Wanrong sitting bored in the courtyard, Li Ran decisively abandoned the trace of depression and said with a smile: "Wanrong, prepare a meal, master, I am really hungry after a busy morning."

Xiao Wanrong welcomed Li Ran to the table and said with a smile: "As soon as I hear that the prince is back home, I will order someone to prepare, just wait."

Li Ran did not hesitate to praise with words: "Yes, she is very good at doing things, she has won my heart, such a woman is the most worry-free and the most annoying."

Xiao Wanrong smiled gracefully and asked curiously, "Lord Wang, I don't know what happened in the morning?"

In the morning, Li Ran just came back and went out again, and then Empress Changsun came to the palace to ask Li Ran's whereabouts, and then Li Shimin came. Of course, Xiao Wanrong knew that something was wrong, but she didn't know what was going on, and now she asked curiously when she saw that Li Ran was in a good mood.

Li Ran explained: "It's nothing, it's just a game of tortoise and rabbit racing with Li Er."

"Tortoise and Hare Racing Game?" , for this so-called game, Xiao Wanrong is very puzzled.

Li Ran continued to explain: "That's the case, there was a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle who was going to race against a ** rabbit, so he invited me to be a witness and a referee, guess who won"

Although Xiao Wanrong didn't know what the Ninja Turtles and ** Rabbit were, the turtle and the rabbit still knew, so she said with great certainty: "The speed of the rabbit is faster than that of the turtle, it should be the rabbit who won."

Li Ran shook his head and said: "Normal people's thoughts are like this, but the truth is often in the hands of a few, and in the end, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles won."

Xiao Wanrong asked quite puzzledly, "Why?"

Li Ran was like an excellent teacher and continued to explain to Xiao Wanrong without getting bored: "Because ** Rabbit wanted to wait for the arrival of the Ninja Turtles halfway through, and then despised it fiercely, but he couldn't wait for the left and right, so he took a nap for a while, but when ** Rabbit woke up, the Ninja Turtles had already climbed to the end."

Xiao Wanrong sighed when she heard this: "I see! Sometimes it's not the ending that matters, it's the process that matters! ”

Li Ran nodded appreciatively: "Good enlightenment, I also said this to **Rabbit at the beginning, but **Rabbit said"

Xiao Wanrong asked again: "But what did you say?"

Li Ran said emotionally as if imitating **Rabbit: "**Rabbit said, there was a chance to succeed in front of me, but I didn't cherish it, and now I regret it when I lose it, if the referee can give me another chance to start over, I will definitely say three words to that opportunity: I must win, if I have to add a number of times before this opportunity, I hope it is the first time"

Watching Li Ran's emotional performance, Xiao Wanrong was also very sad, but she always felt that this sentence should not be like this, maybe it would be better.

Li Ran didn't know what Xiao Wanrong was thinking, he continued: "I was moved by **Rabbit's true confession, so I ignored the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' request to avoid war and gave **Rabbit a chance again."

Although she wanted to say that it was unfair to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Xiao Wanrong still held back, she already had a considerable understanding of why the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were called Ninja Turtles at this time, damn, it deserved to be called the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!

Xiao Wanrong said with certainty: "Later, ** Rabbit must have won"

Li Ran said: "Many people think so, but the result!"

Xiao Wanrong hurriedly asked, "What is the result?"

Li Ran said lightly: "The result is that the Ninja Turtles won."

Xiao Wanrong was a little uneasy: "Why? Why? Why? ”

Li Ran said indifferently: "Because there is a river in front of the road"

Xiao Wanrong was a little disappointed: "I know, the rabbit can't swim, so the turtle won"

Woman, it's so strange, it turned out that the Ninja Turtles were not upset, and now they are worried that the angry rabbit is coming.

Li Ran said lightly: "The river is not the point, there is a bridge on the river"

Xiao Wanrong asked a little confused, "Why?" Why does the bridge bunny still lose? ”

Li Ran: "The bridge is not the point, the point is that the bridge is broken, and the end point is on the opposite side"

Xiao Wanrong complained: "Poor rabbit, that turtle is real, you can't carry the rabbit."

Li Ran suddenly changed his faint voice and smiled: "The rabbit thinks the same way"

Xiao Wanrong nodded in agreement, but then said with some annoyance: "Lord Wang, you said I was a rabbit"

Li Ran took a sip of tea and said, "I didn't say that."

Xiao Wanrong glanced at Li Ran with disgust, and then thought about it carefully and asked suspiciously: "Lord Wang, even if there is a river in front of the prince's road, I can't stop the prince if I want to."

Li Ran sighed: "Don't say it's a river, even if there is a sea in front of the road, it can't stop me, but I have a river in my heart that I can't cross!"

Everyone in the world knows that the gods are good, but they can't forget their fame!

Where will the past and the present meet? The barren mound is gone, and the grass is gone.

Everyone in the world knows that the gods are good, only gold and silver can't forget!

In the end, he only hated to gather much, and when he reached a long time, his eyes were closed.

Everyone in the world knows that the gods are good, only ** can't forget!

Jun Sheng said that he was kind, and Jun died and went with others.

Everyone in the world knows that the gods are good, only the children and grandchildren can't forget!

There are many infatuated parents in ancient times, who has seen filial piety to their children and grandchildren?

The leisurely singing voice exhausts the many worries and helplessness of life! ……

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