Life is so bland, so boring! After the last incident, Li Ran stayed quietly in the mansion for a few days. In the past few days, Zhang Guo has come a few times, but Li Ran has no time to send him away, but Zhang Guo is also quite persevering, and he came to Li Ran when he got the opportunity, but he was a bit of a never-ending fight. A few days later, Li Lizhen and the other special cooks also came to Li Ran's mansion, and after Li Ran threw a few recipes to a few people, he didn't bother anymore, and let them fool around the rest! Li Ran didn't dare to underestimate the ancients with his thousand-year-old knowledge, the wisdom of the ancients was not something that Li Ran could measure! He dared to fool around in the Tang Dynasty, relying only on the cultivation of the foundation building period and the all-round system that he didn't know where to come!

And today is a special day, because Li Ran is going to school today. Suddenly, Li Ran went to school, Li Ran was really a little unaccustomed, and what was even more unaccustomed was that it was only at what time it was, getting up so early**, pitting immortals!

However, for the dream of making a great appearance, Li Ran gritted his teeth early, and then specially exchanged a piece of clothing from the system that he felt was more awesome!

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Hongwen Pavilion, Tang Wude four years (621 AD) placed the Xiuwen Pavilion in Menxia Province. In the ninth year, Taizong ascended the throne and changed its name to Hongwenguan. More than 200,000 volumes of books have been gathered. Bachelor's degree, in charge of correcting books, teaching students; When there is a system in the court, and the etiquette is important, it has to be discussed with the senator. Set up the school book, take charge of the school classics, and correct the errors. There is one head of the museum, and the consulate general is in charge. There are dozens of students, all of whom are children of royal relatives and senior Beijing officials, and the bachelor of teachers is trained in scripture and history calligraphy.

In today's Hongwen Pavilion, all the students who should have come have come, even today's teacher Kong Yingda has come, but Kong Yingda is a little unhappy at this moment: Even if you are a god, but now that you are my student, you should do things according to the rules of the student, now that my teacher is here, you have not come yet, how long do you want me to wait for you as a teacher, I really don't know how to respect teachers!

The elementary school students in the hall also began to discuss, and they heard Li Tai say to Li Lizhen on the side: "Lizhen, why hasn't Xianzhi come yet, does he know that he has class today?"

Li Li nodded and said: "Yesterday, the queen mother has sent someone to inform you, and the fairy brother should come, but maybe he hasn't gotten up yet."

Li Tai nodded approvingly: "According to his lazy surname, it is very likely that he is still sleeping now, poor us still have to sit here and wait for him"

As soon as Li Tai's voice fell, there was fairy music fluttering, and he saw a sudden white light outside the school, and the soft light instantly illuminated a world that had not yet brightened, followed by Lang Lang's poem and an elegant figure.

I saw Li Ran, dressed in a lilac Confucian robe, riding a green deer and chanting Lang Lang poems in the soft light: demigods, half-saints and half-immortals, all Confucianism and all Taoism are all sages; There are thousands of real books in the brain, and half of the sky is mastered.

As soon as the poem number fell, Qinglu held Li Ran and came to a meter in front of the door. Li Ran lightly got off the Qinglu and then unfolded the folding fan in his hand, and the three big characters of 'Li Xianzhi' jumped on the paper fan, and then the brilliance gradually converged towards Li Ran, and a breeze blew through, blowing up the wig draped behind him, damn, that is definitely not a wig, can the wig be like Li Ran's. There is also the lilac Confucian costume, and the whole person shows an elegant, elegant, free and easy, natural temperament.

There are three forces in life: bullshit, pretending to be forced, and **. People say don't pretend to be forced, pretend to be forced to be struck by lightning. But would Li Ran, who was not even afraid of the Ninety-Nine Tribulation and Thunder, be afraid of the thunderbolt? Pretending to be forced is the most affirmative answer for you. This is Li Ran's self-confidence, because there is also a good saying: If you pretend to be forced to pretend, you can't even split the thunder!

Li Ran was very satisfied with everyone's stunned reaction, but he was a little unhappy that there were not tens of millions of people, at least a few hundred, there were too few people, and they were all little children! Tossed in vain!

Li Ran put away the folding fan tastelessly, and then walked into the school.

The first person to come back to his senses was Kong Yingda, but thinking of Li Shimin's explanation, Kong Yingda suddenly felt a little worried, this may not be a good errand!

At this time, everyone else gradually came back to their senses, although these elementary school students didn't know what pretending was, but the boys knew that it was very cool, and the girls knew that they were very handsome, and their adoring eyes were hotly focused on Li Ran's body.

Feeling the scorching gaze, Li Ran instantly felt that he was already standing on the top of Buzhou Mountain, looking down at the people who worshiped him, and that feeling was just one word - cold!

It's cold in the heights! Even if Li Ran, who was not standing at the top, could deeply feel the coldness that was chilling to the bones and the soul at this time.

Li Ran adjusted his mood a little and saluted Kong Yingda: "The inferior fragrant white lotus Li Xianzhi has seen Teacher Kong"

Li Ran's sudden change made Kong Yingda a little unable to turn around, through several meetings, Kong Yingda admitted that he still knew something about Li Ran, and he Li Ran was definitely not a polite person, especially when he opened his mouth to speak. But thinking about it, Kong Yingda still returned the salute, after all, Li Ran was not only his student, but also an immortal, and he couldn't be disrespectful.

Li Tai in the hall shouted at Li Ran: "Brother Ran, come and sit next to Lizhen"

Li Ran Shi Ran walked to a seat next to Li Lizhen and sat down, and then handed Li Lizhen a gentle smile.

Li Lizhi blushed and said, "Brother Immortal, you are so handsome today."

Li Ran smiled faintly and said: "It's nothing, it's just a little more handsome than usual."

Li Li glanced at Li Ran, and then obediently prepared to listen to the class. Seeing this, Li Ran closed his eyes indifferently, and he didn't know what he was doing.

With Kong Yingda's teaching, time gradually passed, and then Kong Yingda suddenly shouted: "Li Ran Li Xianzhi"

Immediately, everyone's eyes were on Li Ran, but Li Ran still sat firmly with his eyes closed as if he hadn't realized it, and he didn't even feel Li Li's gentle pull.

Kong Yingda seemed to know what Li Ran was doing, so he came to Li Ran and knocked the ring ruler in his hand on Li Ran's table.

The two objects collided, and with a "bang", Li Ran jumped up as if a conditioned reflex and shouted: "It's thundering, it's raining, collect your clothes."

Quiet, dead still! Li Ran realized that something was wrong with the situation, so he sat down again with a natural expression, and then said to himself: "Hey, it turned out to be thunder a hundred miles away, isn't it just a light rain, is it used to hit such a big thunder, I heard it so far away, the next time I see Lei Gongdian, I must talk to them, it's true."

Li Ran's words flickered and everyone was stunned, as if there was really something. Li Ran looked at the stunned crowd proudly, and said with a secret smile: Fortunately, I reacted quickly, otherwise I would have really made a fool of myself today, a group of little kids, it's so foolish!

However, Li Ran's trouble didn't seem to be relieved because of this, and he only heard Kong Yingda say: "Li Xianzhi, what were you doing just now?"

Li Ran replied as a matter of course: "Sleep"

Sleeping and saying so justifiably, Kong Yingda said a little angrily: "Do you know that this is class time?"

Li Ran explained: "I know, but I'm just accompanying Lizhi to school, I'm just a foil, not to school, you, understand?"

Kong Yingda said angrily: "Li Xianzhi, don't fool me, I'm not one of those children"

Li Ran was surprised: "Yo, is the teacher quite fashionable, I can even say the word flickering, but teacher, are you just satirizing the heirs of these royal nobles and ministers?"

Although Kong Yingda is very awesome, but he still doesn't have so much courage to face so many people who are as awesome as him at once, Kong Yingda said angrily: "Li Ran, don't talk nonsense, I just want to ask you now, do you want to stay in class"

Li Ran smiled: "It must be, otherwise how can it be regarded as accompanying beauty?"

Kong Yingda snorted coldly: "Then stay here honestly"

Li Ran said aggrievedly: "I was sitting here honestly, it seems that you woke me up."

The ring ruler in Kong Yingda's hand slammed on the table in front of Li Ran again, and said angrily: "This is a class, not your house, if you want to sleep, go back to me."

Li Ran is dissatisfied now: "Damn, Kong Yingda, don't give you three points of color, you will open a dyeing workshop, I think when I was drinking tea with Kong Zhongni, you didn't know where it was, I came here to give you a lot of face."

At this moment, Li Ran's brain heard the warning voice of the system elf Xiao Ling'er: "Because the host's lawless bragging behavior has touched the bottom line of the system, it should be punished appropriately."

Li Ran said to Xiao Ling'er in disbelief: "Damn, is there a mistake, what's the situation, Xiao Ling'er, what kind of punishment?"

Xiao Ling'er's voice was full of ridicule at this time: "There is a way not to pretend to be forced, pretending to be forced to be struck by lightning, you must be quite conscious"

Li Ran's thoughts were instantly messy: "Oh, my God! It's an incredible world, and you're going to be struck by lightning if you brag about it, but before you get struck by lightning, can you tell me why you were struck by lightning? ”

Xiao Ling'er said with a smile: "Yes, Confucius is a literary sage, although it is different from Sanqing and other sages, but it is also the same realm as a sage, not to mention that Confucius is a Confucian ancestor, at least respect is still necessary, which is also stipulated by the creator of the system, so, scratch the year, are you ready?"

The school in the Hongwen Pavilion was struck by lightning, and it was as embarrassing as it was to say it, Li Ran naturally wouldn't want to be so embarrassed, so he begged for help: "Xiao Ling'er, for the sake of our friendship for so many years, I beg you, can the punishment be postponed, how embarrassing it is to be struck by lightning here."

Xiao Ling'er was a little embarrassed and said, "Is this this?"

Seeing this, Li Ran immediately said: "Xiao Ling'er, let's finish the snacks, one hundred exchange points, take them to flowers."

Xiao Ling'er said with a smile on her face: "Yes, you have vision, you have wisdom, scratch the year, I am optimistic about you."

Li Ran, who wiped the cold sweat, returned to his original dissatisfied expression, and everyone who heard that Li Ran and Confucius were drinking tea was looking at Li Ran with a surprised face at this time, and Kong Yingda was already trembling with excitement and looking at Li Ran with bright eyes.

Li Ran brushed open the folding fan and said lightly: "No comment"

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