Chapter 101: That You Will Not Listen to Me
Qiu Sheng muttered: "This person is so vicious, it's really rare in the world!" He only felt his scalp tingling, and a chill rushed up his spine.
Zhang Yi was also trembling, and said: "Fortunately, he is our own person, but the Huns are going to be bad, I'm afraid that it will be the first charge, and more than 300 people will die!" ”
On the earthen wall, Jia Xu continued to pretend to be his father, and he said earnestly: "Horsemen, listen up. If you want to attack us, you must not attack us from the west, for it is too dangerous. ”
He talked for a long time, and finally got to the point, but this sentence is still like this!
Liu Heibao listened to the surname for a long time, and when he heard this, he was so angry that he gritted his teeth and snorted: "Catch him in a while, you must cut off his tongue, I will eat and drink raw!" ”
Lu Zhidao: "That's right, when the time comes, the bones will be given to the villain, let me also taste the tongue of this bastard, what it tastes like!" ”
The fake honesty on the other side is really annoying, it's not a good thing to kill the living, he can make the dead angry!
Anyway, I've been listening to it for a long time, so I'll listen to it again, everyone has run so far, just take this time to take a break. The Hun soldiers didn't think it was a big deal, but they were laughing and laughing, and they were all talking loudly, whether the donkey who kicked the fake honest head was a male donkey or a female donkey?
Jia Xu shouted responsibly and patiently: "You listen to me carefully. Look to the east, it's a big forest, and if you want to attack from there, you'll have to dismount, right? As soon as you get off the horse, you will become infantry, and after entering the forest, we will release rockets and burn you to death, even if we can't burn you, you swim over, we are on the shore, whether we shoot arrows or guns, we can kill you anyway, I'm right, I'm here for your good, the weather is dry, be careful of the fire candles! ”
The Huns shook their heads one after another, who is stupid, even if you don't say it, it is impossible for us to attack from the east.
Liu Heibao said: "Call Liu Shiyi's subordinates, I want to ask, what is this guy doing." When we were about to fight, they actually taught us to fight, how could there be such a person in the world! ”
Lu Zhi sighed and said: "In the world, there are really everyone!" ”
Jia Xu was still gushing: "You can't attack from the south, there is a city wall over there, unless you want to attack the city, but why do so many of us have to wait outside the city?" It's just waiting for you to attack the city, and it will attack you inside and outside! Besides, you can't get rid of those sharp stakes and rejection horses, it's a waste of time, as soon as you work, we will shoot you all to death, then you will die too unjustly, you must fight quickly, don't waste time! ”
The Hun soldiers thought again, this person must be a fool for us, there is no way to get over there, there is no way to attack at all! But he's stupid like this, why should we be stupid too? Could it be that he is shouting, let's listen, are you stupid?
Liu Heibao waved his hand at the back, and the Hun soldiers dismounted one after another to rest, and the battle was about to start in a while, and if they didn't rest at this time, there would be no time.
Jia Xu shouted again: "You can only attack from the north, look at the position in front, it is all arranged by us!" So that you can't give full play to the advantage of cavalry, you can only attack with infantry, and then we will shoot you and shoot you all to death. To tell you the truth, we have captured tens of thousands of arrows from you, and with the support of the city, they are almost 100,000, and we can shoot you to death several times. But I'll be honest with you, our archery skills are too weak, and our accuracy is too poor, so you can still attack the formation, and you may win, just attack from the north! Be obedient, I'm here for your good, in order to enable you to attack correctly, be obedient, good! ”
He yelled on the earthen wall, but here Liu Heipan asked clearly, the defeated Liu Shiyi's subordinates, insisted that there were people in the Fujiao Army who knew witchcraft, and witchcraft was extremely strong, and even the Gebo witch couldn't fight him, if he wasn't mistaken, he was not kicked in the head by a donkey, but he was unleashing an evil witchcraft to harm everyone.
After the Hun soldier said this, he actually persuaded Liu Heibao and said: "Gudu Hou, you must not be fooled, that wizard surnamed Jia has strong spells, we can't deal with it, it's better to wait for the king to come, and then it's not too late to attack!" ”
Liu Heibao laughed angrily, waved his horsewhip, slapped the Hun soldier's face heavily, and scolded: "Get out, useless waste, what a wizard, it's all nonsense, only you fools will believe it!" ”
The Hun soldier walked away aggrievedly and returned to his companions, they were all people who had suffered a great defeat, and now the leader of the army was his leader's big opponent, and there was no way to be scolded by others, so he could only endure it, knock out his teeth, and swallow it in his stomach with blood!
Over there, Jia Xu shouted: "Horsemen, you can hear clearly, just attack according to the method I taught you!" Okay, now get ready, come and kill me, come on, come on, come quickly, hurry up, fast, speed, have speed, be a brave and good horseman! ”
After shouting this last sentence, he jumped off the earthen wall and stood beside Li Qin, and said with a smile: "Complete the task, you just wait to see how they die!" ”
Li Qin said with a smile: "We mobilized the army and civilians of the whole city, and it took a lot of effort to repair this fortification, but you told the enemy all the key points, are you the Annihilation of the Huns?" ”
Jia Xu said: "No, no, Ah Qin, have you forgotten what I said to you?" If you want to deceive people, nine out of ten sentences are true, as long as one sentence is false, but this is not the most clever, if you can do nine and a half sentences are true, and the remaining half of the sentences you don't say, then it's all right, no matter how smart the horseman, you have to be fooled! ”
Hearing this, the Fujiao soldiers nodded together, Li Qin repeatedly told them that the enemy's words could not be believed, but Jia Xu's ability to lie was even more clever, in fact, Jia Xu didn't tell a lie just now, he just made a big detour, and the most critical half of the sentence, he didn't say. He only said that there was danger in the west, which was half a sentence, but what was the danger in the second half of the sentence, he didn't mention it, strictly speaking, he didn't lie at all just now, and all nine and a half sentences were true!
But these nine half-truths, if the Huns heard them clearly, then they would suffer a big loss!
Liu Heibao's chest kept rising and falling, and he said, "Mr. Lu, what should we do?" ”
Lu Zhidao: "That person is full of lies, and he really doesn't have a word." He said that the west is dangerous, in fact, according to me, it is because we came too fast, so they did not have time to do defense, and he said the threats from all directions, just to make us stop paying attention to the west and attack from the north, we must not be fooled by him! ”
Liu Heibao nodded and said, "That person took us all for fools, thinking that we would fall for him." In fact, the person who treats others as fools is the biggest fool! ”
After he summed up a very profound sentence, he came to the front of the Hun soldiers and shouted: "Sons, Liu Shiyi has suppressed us in everything, but he is a defeated general, he can't fight, but we can't, he must be arrested in prison now, waiting for us to save him, then we will save him!" Listen to the boys, divide a team of 1,000 people, charge from the west, and with the momentum of thunder, defeat the Han soldiers on the opposite side with only one blow, so that Liu Shiyi and his waste soldiers can take a good look, the real heroes are in our department! ”
The Hun soldiers raised their scimitars and shouted in unison, and the leaders fought each other secretly, even with them and Liu Shiyi's subordinates, taking this opportunity to show their majesty and show that their troops were stronger!
Liu Shiyi's defeated soldiers were silent, but everyone thought in their hearts, when you know how powerful the horn soldiers are, see if you can scream, we will wait here, wait to see you cry!
A thousand-man squad mounted their horses and marched westward, ready to charge. The commander who led the troops was a hero, and he actually went into battle in person, running at the front with a spear in his hand, and the soldiers behind him were holding a banner for him!
The Hun soldiers in the distance screamed and cheered for them!
On the city wall, Qiu Sheng said: "God protects you, but it must be done, the door panels of the people in the city are there, and even the gate of my county government has been donated!" ”
Zhang Yi shouted: "Rushed, the Huns charged!" We dug such a big hole, they really dare to jump into it! ”
Behind the earthen wall, the horn-raising soldiers all stretched their necks to look west, and Li Qin said: "Brother-in-law, when you tell the truth, you can harm people even more!" ”
Jia Xu said proudly: "If I don't tell the truth, they will definitely go around to investigate, but as soon as I tell the truth, look, they jump directly into the pit, so well, the truth must be said often, be an honest person!" ”
The commander of the thousand horses galloped and charged with all his might, and he must use the momentum of thunder to kill all the Han soldiers with only one charge, and kill all the Han soldiers, leaving only one, the bastard who shouted and screamed, to cut off his tongue...... The war horse charged with all his might, but suddenly, the commander felt that something was wrong, and thought, "What's the matter, how can I feel like I'm stepping on the ice......"
The horse's speed has been mentioned to the extreme, running as fast as a bird, he just felt how to feel the feeling of "ice", and he has already run out of the ice for several feet!
The commander shouted, "There are planks underneath, and there are pits, and there are pits...... Yes! By the time he realized that there was a pit below, he had already run more than ten feet away, let alone escape, it was impossible to even stop the horse!
Rumble! With a loud bang, the ground collapsed, and the ground in front of it all collapsed, and a huge crater appeared!
On the city wall, the soldiers and civilians of Lian County cheered loudly, and many people shouted: "That is the door panel of my house, and it is supported there......"
Qiu Sheng's face was full of excitement, and he shouted: "It's worthy of the gate of my county government, it's not in vain!" ”
Zhang Yi shouted: "Which book has said this method, why is the door board tactic so good!" ”
The horn soldiers on the earthen wall laughed loudly, and Li Qin said with a smile: "This is called, destroy all the enemies who dare to offend our Han border in the vast sea of people's war!" ”
Jia Xu smiled: "It's more than three hundred, I was too modest to say before!" ”
The horn soldier laughed and jumped, shouting, "Be careful, it's time to release water, don't choke!" ”
The Huns were stunned and didn't know how to react. Liu Heibao exclaimed: "That, that, that's a trap, why is this pit so big!" ”
Lu Zhi's eyes stood up, and he said, "No, it's not a trap pit, it's a trap pond, and the water is released!" ”
They all thought that the Han soldiers in the west did not have time to do the fortifications, but in fact, the most powerful fortifications were in the west, and they dug a big pit, which should be said to be a pond!
Those defeated soldiers of Liu Shiyi's department, but everyone was happy, they knew that they were amazing! The horn guards dug such a big pit and came out, you can't really jump in, and you jump in thunderously!
(To be continued)