Chapter 100: Let Me Teach You to Fight

Liu Heibao is not the most ferocious brave general in the Nine Accounts Department, but in terms of commanding the army, he is much stronger than Liu Shiyi, and the two of them are not of the same level at all!

It's just that after only one day and two nights, Liu Heibao led the Huns of his department and drove more than 300 miles from the grassland to the boundary of Lian County. Liu Heibao was about to command the army to go straight to the county seat, but found a lot of Hun corpses on the road.

These corpses were chopped off limbs, and the heads were also cut off, the corpses were full of flies, buzzing and flying, there were many wild dogs around to grab food, when they saw the Hun soldiers coming, the wild dogs were frightened and ran away.

Liu Heibao immediately ordered the army to stop, sent people over to check, and a few empty bags passed, and returned in a moment.

An empty bag said: "Guduhou, the Han soldiers killed a lot of our people and chopped up the corpses, probably to block our attack and spread the plague." ”

The nomads of the steppe, to raise cattle and sheep for a living, the most afraid is the plague, the plague when the cattle and sheep die, they will lose their living materials, and even people will be infected, so the Huns are afraid of the plague, more than afraid of the drought.

Liu Heibao sighed when he heard this, and said, "In the past, a team of people, let's bury all the corpses, so as not to bury themselves in the belly of wild dogs and make their families sad." ”

A group of Hun soldiers rushed out, dismounted and dug a big pit, and carefully put the corpses into the pit and buried them with earth.

Liu Heibao beckoned to his deputy and asked: "It seems that Liu Shiyi's soldiers have escaped a lot, he brought 3,000 people out, but we only collected less than 800, and the rest of the people may not have been killed by the Han soldiers!" ”

His deputy had no position in the Xiongnu army, just a person similar to a staff member, and he was also a Han man, a native of Jiuyuan County, Wuyuan County, and a native of the local Lu clan, named Lu Zhi, who was in his thirties and less than forty, tall and dignified, and had a few heroic spirits.

Lu Zhi's Lu family, although it is barely a local wealthy family, but the bad things of intrigue in the family are not less than that of the super wealthy, Lu Zhi is not valued in the family, and he stands up again, and he doesn't want to find a way out, so after he quarreled with the boss of the clan once, with personal anger, he went north in anger and voted for the Huns.

After he arrived at the Xiongnu, he saw Liu Heibao, and the two talked about the bad things in the family, and they had a sense of sympathy, and because Lu Zhi was very clever, Liu Heibao let him be his staff, and learned to call him a military advisor in the Central Plains.

Hearing Liu Heibao's question, Lu Zhi shook his head and said, "Before we came, we all found out clearly, there are no strong soldiers in Lian County, even in the entire Beidi County, there are no strong soldiers, not even the county guard, what kind of strong soldiers are there to talk about!" So I estimate that most of Liu Shiyi's men have escaped, and they may have fled to the Western Regions, and on the Silk Road, as long as one hundred and eighty people form a gang of thieves, life will be comfortable. ”

"Don't they even want wives and children?" After Liu Heibao said this, without waiting for Lu Zhi to reply, he heaved and said: "As long as you live, your wife is not a casual robbery, and your children are not born casually, so there is nothing to be sorry for." ”

He pointed in the direction of Lian County with his horsewhip and said: "No matter how many people escape or are killed, the general of the Han army, even the guy who knows witchcraft, will not be easy to deal with, maybe he is a brave man, even stronger than you and me!" ”

Lu Zhi pouted and smiled, and said, "If you want to talk about a brave person, I have a clan brother, who can really be called a hero of the world!" It's a pity, no matter how brave he is, he hasn't made a name for himself, he sells martial arts everywhere, runs into walls everywhere, and has long been missing. In these years, everything is about his background, no matter how powerful the general of the Han soldiers is, in a chaotic place like Beidi County, he is just an unambitious character, how many soldiers can he have? To say that he is powerful, it is better to say that Liu Shiyi is a waste! ”

He knew Liu Heipanther's temper and hobbies, so after saying a few words, he began to belittle Liu Shiyi in order to please Liu Heipanther!

Sure enough, when Liu Heibao heard this, a smile appeared on his face, and he nodded: "Mr. Lu, what you said is so right, it completely speaks to my heart, isn't Liu Shiyi just a waste, a waste in the world, if it comes to ranking, he can be ranked first no matter what!" ”

Lu Zhi nodded and said, "That's right, isn't that what you said!" ”

At this time, the Hun soldiers came to report that the corpses had been disposed of and could be on the road again.

Liu Heibao asked: "Mr. Lu, although Liu Shiyi is a waste, but his life is a trouble after all, how can he stop living?" How can you kill him under the pretense of Han soldiers? ”

Lu Zhidao: "Then we have to fight quickly." The Han soldiers caught him, if he died, it would be enough, but if he was still alive, the Han soldiers would definitely think that the strange goods were to live in, and they would use him to negotiate peace with the king, and if the king arrived, he would definitely get him back, and the trouble would still be trouble. So we have to immediately pounce on the city of Lianxian and start attacking immediately, as long as the Han soldiers are forced to be in a hurry, before the city is destroyed and people die, we will definitely kill him, even if we don't kill him, when there is chaos, we can start ourselves, isn't this all solved! ”

Liu Heibao smiled: "In the words of you southerners, this is called the same thing that heroes see, and I think so too!" Okay, let's immediately rush over and burn Lian County on fire, insisting that the Han soldiers killed him, even if my eldest brother arrives, he can't blame me! ”

Lu Zhi nodded with a smile. The two of them pressed the defeat of the first pioneer to the possibility of Liu Shiyi's waste, and at the same time ignored the other possibility, what if the Han soldiers were very powerful, Liu Shiyi's 3,000 people would not work, could their 3,000 people be fine?

The Huns galloped on horseback and rushed to Lian County, and after a short time, they arrived outside the city!

Liu Heibao and Lu Zhi reined in the war horse at the same time, and both of them were shocked in their hearts, how could the outside of Lian County become like this, they had never seen this kind of formation before!

I saw that outside the city of Lian County, a large fortification had been built. This fortification is backed by the river to set up a village, the opposite side of the river is the vast forest, this aspect can no longer be used as the direction of the attack, the Huns can not drill the forest, and then swim across the river to start a war, when crossing the river, it was hit by the half-crossing, is not to be annihilated by the whole army.

The south of the fortification is the county seat, there is also a moat between the wall and the city, and the city is full of horizontal and vertical eight-pointed wooden sticks, buried in the soil, there are also a lot of wooden fences that resist horses, and the horses are pasted with thick mud to prevent fire attacks, if the Huns attack from this aspect, one is to be hit by the arrows of the defenders of the city, and the other is also unable to cross the countless stakes and horses, and they have to be shot to death if they can't rush halfway, and this direction can't attack!

On the west side of the fortifications was a large area of flat land, but the earth on the ground, as if it had been dug up, was new soil, and it was probably scattered there when the fortifications were built. But there is a strange thing in this direction, that is, next to the moat, there are many moats extending out, and there are wooden planks blocking it, I don't know what it is for, but from the perspective of defense, these wooden planks standing in front of the moat have no defensive value. This direction can be used as an offensive direction, at least on the surface there is no danger, and it is far from the city wall, beyond a stone's throw away, and a cavalry charge can be carried out.

The north, that is, the direction where the Huns are located, on the road leading to the fortifications, both sides are full of stones, there are countless large stones and small stones, many big stones are still buried in the ground, this stone formation is obviously used to block the cavalry charge, and it is also very large, even if the Huns all dismount to pick up stones, and then start digging, 3,000 people are estimated to have to do a night, if they start to clear when the Han soldiers take the opportunity to release arrows to attack, it is estimated not to say a night, even if it is a day plus a night, they don't want to clear it all.

In the middle of the stone formation, there was a narrow passage, and the passage was full of large and small pits, which the cavalry could not pass, but the infantry could. If from the point of view of the offensive, either a cavalry charge will be launched from the west, or an infantry charge will be carried out only from this pass!

And after the narrow passage, it is one ring earthen wall after another, the first earthen wall is not high, at most one person is high, and the outside of the wall is slope-shaped, if the Hun infantry charged, rushed to the wall, it is very likely to climb up along the soil slope, this "semi-finished" earthen wall has a total of five ways!

Behind the earthen wall are hundreds of Han soldiers, and there are countless weapons and equipment in the Han soldiers' array, bundles of feather arrows are stacked in bundles, countless big bows, leather shields, big knives and spears, in short, all the weapons that can be equipped are stacked in the array!

The Hun soldiers stood in the distance, and Liu Heibao stood up from his horse to watch, and said, "Han army...... Why did they set up a formation outside the city, why didn't they go up to the city wall, and this formation was still so complicated, but so rough? ”

Lu Zhidao: "Maybe it's because we came quickly, they haven't repaired it yet!" Look, the west side is empty! ”

Liu Heibao hummed, looked at the city wall, it was full of soldiers, and then looked at the fortifications, all of them were soldiers, he couldn't tell which place was the point, and was thinking about where to send someone to ask about Liu Shiyi, but he saw that on the side of the fortifications, there was a person who climbed the earthen wall with mud and water!

Then I heard the man shout, "Hey, hey, puffers, what about you!" Horsemen, look this way, look at me! The person who shouted was none other than Jia Xu.

Li Qin said under the earthen wall: "Brother-in-law, you say what we say, the Huns don't understand!" ”

Jia Xu turned his head and said with a smile: "Don't worry, they will understand!" He turned around and cried out, "You are here to fight, will you fight, do you want me to teach you?" By the way, have you eaten it? ”

The Fujiao soldiers were originally waiting for the battle, but when they suddenly heard Jia Xu say this, they all laughed dumbly, could it be that you still want to invite the Hun soldiers to have a meal and chat?

Liu Heibao likes the power of the Han family very much, he can speak Chinese, and most of his generals can understand it, saying that it is not good, but it is not too difficult to listen.

The Hun soldiers whispered: "It's a person whose brain was kicked by a donkey, and he is asking if we have eaten, it seems that he was kicked by a donkey!" ”

Liu Heibao asked, "What's the matter with this person, what is he screaming nonsense?" ”

Lu Zhi thought for a moment and said, "Maybe it's a suspicious tactic that is delaying time?" But it doesn't matter, we've already arrived, and there's no hurry, just listen to what he says, just listen to the joke! ”

Liu Heibao nodded and said, "Yes, since he wants to be happy, then let's be happy!" ”

Jia Xu shouted again: "Puppeteers, it seems that you don't know how to fight, so I can only teach you." My name is Jia Xu, I am the smartest person in the Fujiao Army, very heroic, everyone admires me, they all say that I am a good teacher, a good gentleman, and they all call me Jia Honest, because I am the most honest person and never tell lies! ”

He shouted from above, but the horn guards behind the earthen wall pouted together, are you still a good gentleman? You won't even teach us how to write four!

Dian Wei laughed quietly below: "Young master, you said that he has to be surnamed Jia, even if he is honest, it is still fake honesty, if his surname is Zhen, it would be fine, then he would be sincere!" ”

Li Qin said: "Don't make fun of other people's surnames, my brother-in-law is not the only one surnamed Jia in our army, be careful that you are beaten by the group!" ”

The Hun soldiers in the distance said: "This person is very fond of telling lies, so he is called false honesty." "They are all quite puzzled, others are desperately saying that they are reliable and honest, why does this person say in public that he is false and honest?

Liu Heibao was also very strange, and said, "What is he going to do?" Why don't you talk about Liu Shiyi and talk nonsense? ”

"I'm stalling, I'm not wrong!" Lu Zhi is very sure that he has never seen or heard of it, before the two armies are about to fight, there will be people screaming and saying something inconsequential, isn't it inexplicable!

Over there, Jia Xu shouted: "Puppets, you all calm down for me, don't make noise, why are you so uneducated, when you see me talking, you dare to talk to each other, I don't know if I'm teaching you how to fight?" You bastards, all horsemen, all of you get kicked in the head by a donkey! ”

Dian Wei leaned against the earthen wall and said with a smile: "Yes, their heads were kicked by donkeys." If you say that there is a war, you will fight when you come up, and he will shout and scream on it, and the gang will raise their necks to listen, and their heads will not be kicked by a donkey, can they listen to him shouting? ”

Shen Yi smiled: "Maybe the cow kicked it!" ”

"That doesn't kick ...... dead"

Liu Heibao was also impatient, and very angry, looking at the person's appearance, with an expression of pretending to be a father, as if he was teaching his son a lesson, and said that he wanted to teach himself to fight, everyone is an enemy army, and he is about to go to war, he taught us to fight, and he really treats himself as a father!

Jia Xu had the momentum of a father, crossed his hands on his hips, and shouted: "Piffs, I will only teach you once, you have listened carefully to me, I don't teach you a second time, if you are too stupid to learn, I will ...... Hmph, I'm going to ignore you idiots! ”

Dian Wei said again: "Then you quickly let them ignore us, let them go away!" ”

Li Qin waved his hand and said, "Okay, it's enough to choke with him shouting alone, just shut up!" ”

On the top of the city.

Qiu Sheng stretched his neck and looked down, seeing so many Hun soldiers, he couldn't help but worry in his heart, it can be seen that Jia Xu is shouting and screaming, and he is a little tired, he said: "The one surnamed Jia said that he doesn't need a soldier or a pawn, he doesn't need to send an arrow, he just needs to move his mouth, he can kill at least 300 Hun soldiers, but he is so talkative, does he want to get tired of killing Hun soldiers, and he will be tired of killing 300 Huns at once?" ”

Zhang Yi sighed and said, "Could it be that this surnamed Jia was kicked in the head by a donkey?" ”

"Possibly!" Qiu Sheng nodded.

Jia Xu over there was still shouting, but as soon as his next sentence came out, Qiu Sheng and Zhang Yi came out in unison, and the two of them looked at each other, and said in their hearts: "The sharp tongue has played the knife, and there is no blood in the killing, this is it, this person is extremely vicious!" ”

(To be continued)