Text Chapter 0621 Sphinx Type
In the flower hall of Wang Mumu's back house, Wang Mumu and the eldest princess, who are already on the left and women on the main seat, sit down respectively; Under Shuri, Yuwen Rounu and Hu Sanniang sat on both sides; Then the next one, the east and west are lined up on both sides; And then the next one, there are the flower fairies and little Daini.
Everyone in the room already knows the brilliant performance of the flower fairy today. She deduced the scene of the crime just by looking at the injuries; Just observing the scene of the next crime, a bizarre and abnormal kiss scene that ordinary playwrights can't conceive can restore; Just listening to a few words of the report framed the essence of the theft. I also heard a lot of thrilling "brain reading" about this flower fairy, so I was suspicious of the letter and wanted to test it, whether it was true or not, yo-yo!
Hu Sanniang was anxious, and as soon as she saw that she was seated, she immediately spoke: "Hey, prince, sisters, today we invited a diva of the Mediterranean White Cat Corps, the White Peony Lailei Flower Fairy, it is said that she has a lot of special functions, so let's let her guess how much money I have in the pockets of the princess sister and the second sister, okay?" โ
When the flower fairy who was sitting in danger heard this, she immediately got up, walked quickly to Hu Sanniang, knelt down on her knees, and bowed a big salute.
Hu Sanniang couldn't react a little, ouch, I just said try it, if it doesn't work, you don't have to be so nervous, you won't cut off your head if you guess wrong, hehe, a big beauty who is about the same height as me was scared by me, I'm sorry, people are also at the diva level, hurry up and help people up. Thinking about it, Hu Sanniang got up and helped the flower fairy. At this time, the eldest princess and Yuwen Rounu also moved their bodies politely, raised their hands in vain, and helped them in vain.
The flower fairy didn't wait for Hu Sanniang to get close, she got up, but she still maintained a certain curvature, bowed down, and said: "Back to the Harvard Women's Army Commander-in-Chief Teacher, the commander has 13 Mediterranean Nomismarta gold coins in his trouser pocket, this Nomismarta gold coin is equal to 12 silver coins, and 1 silver coin is equal to 12 copper coins, which is our Mediterranean currency." Also, let the students guess why the commander put 13 gold coins in his trouser pocket, not 12, not 14, I'm afraid that the commander is afraid that we Europeans don't like this 13 the most, so you deliberately made this unpopular. Actually, 13, which is an aversion to Catholics, at the Last Supper, Judas, is ranked 13. However, it has nothing to do with me, and I have no shying ...... about it."
Wang Mumu couldn't help but praise this flower fairy in his heart, one was to praise her for her clever use of kneeling to attract the eldest princess, Yuwen Rounu and Hu Sanniang to move their bodies. You know, the flower fairy is not a god after all, she is a person, and she guesses the number of coins by observing the sound and shape of the coins in people's pockets. At first, when Hu Sanniang asked her to guess, the eldest princess, Yuwen Rounu and Hu Sanniang were all sitting upright on the chair, then, the flower fairy didn't have a perspective eye, how could she guess the number of coins out of thin air? A large-scale kneeling led the three of them, and she not only bowed, but also gained information. Erzan, judging from Hu Sanniang's facial expression, the flower fairy not only guessed the number of gold coins, but also figured out why she made this gold coin.
The amazement of the flower fairy has just begun, and then it will continue. At this time, the flower fairy turned around, bowed to the eldest princess, and said, "Principal teacher, you should not have any coins on you except for the gold and silver jewelry that is embellished as jewelry. โ
The eldest princess nodded approvingly.
The flower fairy continued: "Principal Teacher, you have been noble and wealthy since you were a child, you care about many issues, but you never worry about money, so you must also keep a habit of keeping a distance from copper odor. Even today, if you were to test me on the number of coins, you wouldn't change your style in order to embarrass others. โ
The eldest princess smiled and clapped her hands.
The flower fairy bowed to the eldest princess, turned around and bowed to Yuwen Rounu again, and said slowly: "Teacher Divine Doctor, you didn't deliberately use the coins on you to test me, but under your neck, there is a copper coin of the Great Song Dynasty. Wellโโ, I hesitated for a long time before I decided to say it. Because, Teacher Divine Doctor, you don't have any jewelry and possessions now, and why do you only hang a copper coin that is only worth one penny? Later, I quickly searched for all the information that the doctor had in my head, and I figured it out. I think this copper coin should be eight years ago, when Vice Principal Wang Ye was still a little carpenter, the day after he faked his death and returned to Yang, he handed you the only penny he had left after he bought breakfast for you, and promised you that from now on, he will definitely earn a lot of money, even if it is just for you. Later, the little carpenter's small universe broke out, and you hung this epoch-making copper coin on your chest as a treasure. For the divine doctor teacher, this copper coin is a priceless treasure, even if it is given to you the whole world, you will not get rid of it. Teacher Divine Doctor, you already have this copper coin, and you don't care about other mountains of gold and silver anymore, so usually, including now, you don't carry any money, you only hang this copper coin, and you are always warming this priceless treasure with your heart......"
Yuwen Rounu was said by the flower fairy's two big eyes were watery, she didn't say a word, sniffled, stood up, came over and hugged the flower fairy tightly.
The flower fairy continued to be amazed, she bowed down and said to Hu Sanniang: "Teacher Commander, you were born into a rich family, and those who practice martial arts, bruises and injuries are inevitable; You don't like to bully the weak, on the contrary, you often give a lot of love and help the weak. So, when you go out, you always have a lot of money in your pocket. Today's number, you're kidding me......"
Hu Sanniang said: "Hey, the little queen of the flower fairy, you are good!" Okay, okay, okay, then, come, come again, I heard that you can still guess the painting, then, my two sisters and I will draw a picture for each of us, you can guess what we are drawing, okay? โ
didn't wait for the flower fairy to express her position, Hu Sanniang stretched out her hand, took out the pen, paper, ink, and color she brought with her, and gave them to the eldest princess and Yuwen Rounu. Hu Sanniang came prepared today, she didn't want to let a dog and a cat casually blend into the top of her small group.
Hu Sanniang asked the flower fairy: "Flower fairy little diva, do you have any requirements for the paintings we painted?" โ
The flower fairy thought for a moment and said, "Teachers, if you can, each of you can draw two pictures, one at random, and one with a sleeping person." โ
After the flower fairy finished speaking, she turned around. Because Hu Sanniang and Yuwen Rounu's current position is on her left and right hands, so, to avoid suspicion, she took a few steps forward.
The flower fairy came to little Daini, and the two looked at each other for a moment and smiled. Little Daini immediately bowed and saluted, "Uncle Shi, you are so brilliant!" โ
It makes sense for little Dani to call the flower fairy her uncle, and in terms of generation, the flower fairy is a person from the generation of little Daini's parents, Kaspersky and Lewinsky; In terms of personal skills, Kaspersky, as a national teacher, is also dwarfed in front of the flower fairy, so little Daini calls the flower fairy a teacher, and it is not a loss.
Little Daini called the flower fairy her uncle, which was a problem for the flower fairy. The flower fairy thought, although I am your teacher, but now I am at Harvard. At Harvard, you are already a six-year-old student, and I have only been here with Queen Huxi for more than ten days, it stands to reason that I should call you senior sister, hehe, a little uncomfortable, I am twenty years old, you are only sixteen, a little loss, but, no way, who called himself late to enter the school: "Senior sister, it's funny, senior sister has more things to learn here." โ
Little Daini is very satisfied with the title of the flower fairy's senior sister, anyway, there is a tradition of symmetry in Harvard, that is, each is called its own: "Uncle, you are modest, if you want to read, the person who writes the book can't keep up with the three watches a day......"
While gossiping, the two paintings of the eldest princess and the other three have been completed, of course, they are only pressed on their knees, and the flower fairy cannot see the picture.
The flower fairy who turned around looked at the eldest princess, then at Yuwen Rounu and Hu Sanniang, and said, "Principal, if I'm not mistaken, you drew a javelin unique to Harvard, and there is a set of hammer balls unique to Harvard next to it." Imagine, if, the current Harvard is like a heroic knight, wearing armor and riding horses, crisscrossing the earth, then, Mr. Principal, I think what you want to give this knight most is the javelin and the hammer ball. Principal, teacher, am I right? I guess I'm right. This offensive weapon with meat and vegetables is currently unrivaled in this world, and it coexists in symbiosis with Harvard. The mission of this javelin and hammer throw is probably also the destiny of the principal teacher. At the same time, the principal did not draw the airship and the big ship that can also highlight Harvard, but chose the javelin and the hammer ball, which should be a metaphor for the happy sexual happiness of the principal and teacher. This painting prophesied such a message, as long as the principal and teacher can grasp all kinds of opportunities as always, your life and immortal life will be better and better. In fact, I can make these assertions without hesitation because this painting is very consistent with the consistent style of the principal teacher, and in this painting, it also shows that the principal teacher does not manage your money. However, this is not a problem at all for the principal, the teacher, and your whole family, because your family not only has financial management masters, but also wealth masters!
Oh, I'm going to talk about the second painting by the headmaster. As agreed above, this is a painting of a sleeping position. In my opinion, the principal teacher should draw a sleeping posture on his back, which should be called the king type, which is a work of a person who is very persistent in his beliefs, has a stable personality, can self-grooming, face problems, and is very soft and sympathetic in his heart......"
The eldest princess was stunned by what the flower fairy said. First of all, these two paintings have just been completed by themselves, the flower fairy with her back to me, how can she know? Secondly, I do whatever I want, calligraphy and painting, how can I analyze my mind as soon as it comes to her mouth? Moreover, it makes sense to say that it is right, and even she can see that people are very satisfied at night? Therefore, the eldest princess beckoned to the flower fairy, told her to come closer, stared at her blue eyes, and said, "Alas, I really can't see your depth." However, I like your intelligence very much, so unexpected, and so young, I will call you 'Little Flower' in the future, let's be closer? Have time to talk more? โ
The flower fairy thanked the eldest princess for her compliment, turned to Yuwen Rounu and said, "Teacher Divine Doctor, your first painting is a helmet that can protect your head, I'm not wrong." You will draw a helmet to show that you care about the safety of this 'head'. Of course, in your subconscious, this 'head' is not your personal 'head', but the 'head' of Harvard, the 'head' of Liuqiu, the 'head' of your family, to put it bluntly, your main concern is the safety of the vice president. The person who draws the helmet will not leak money or lose money in terms of financial luck, and has always wanted to make up for his clumsiness and get rich with hard work. Doctor Sensei, your second drawing is of a person sleeping with his hands on his chest, I was a little surprised, because I think you should be a person who is used to sleeping on your side, it is a fetal sleeping position, and that kind of sleeping position is very suitable for you who are strong on the surface, delicate on the inside, and friendly in personality. But when I was in the void, I saw that you were drawing a man sleeping with his hands on his chest, which is a sleeping position, and people with this sleeping position often have uneasiness and troubles in their hearts, and they can't communicate with the people around them. But, I think, this shouldn't be you! So, when I looked at your painting more closely, it dawned on me that you were painting a man. You are slender and friendly in your heart, and your mind is always in the shape of the person you care about, and when I say painting the sleeping position, you will have the sleeping posture of the person you can not forget for a moment, and you will draw him. Hehe, forgive me for being disrespectful, Vice Principal Teacher, there have been probably many nights when you put your hands on your chest and the doctor helped you remove them; You're stubborn, and after a while, your hands go up again. The doctor may be insisting on taking your hand off for medical reasons. The doctor teacher persevered, but the vice principal, the teacher, you have repeatedly taught you. Therefore, you must not know much about the vice principal, but when you are traveling for a thousand years in your dreams, the divine doctor teacher often stays up all night, playing a tug-of-war and cowhide war with your two naughty hands......"
Yuwen Rounu's face was flushed by the flower fairy's words, and she said shamefully: "Little fairy, you are really a god." I really want to have a sister like you, otherwise, I'll call you Hua Xiaomei in the future! โ
The flower fairy thanked Yuwen Rounu, looked at Wang Mumu who was squinting at him, and turned to Hu Sanniang and spoke: "Commander, teacher, I have a hard time seeing your two paintings in the void. Probably because the principal teacher and the miracle doctor teacher have both been influenced by great painters since childhood, and their painting skills are good, and the shape of their works is also very positive, so I can see it at a glance and analyze it easily. But your two paintings, I observed and guessed before I came to a detailed conclusion. Your first drawing, which is a unique Harvard sniper bow, and you have a lot of small parts on the sniper bow, I know you are trying to show that the bow and arrow are quite complete. This shows that you are a perfectionist, and of course, when you pursue perfection, you will inevitably ride a horse to find a donkey sometimes. You are very open to money, spend a lot of gold, and sprinkle silver with both hands, but fortunately, the wealth of Hujiazhuang in Yangzhou is rolling, and you can't spend it at all. As for your second painting, I have worked harder to see it, you have painted four beds, one of which depicts a cuddling sleeping position holding a plush doll; A prone sleeping position is drawn on a bed; There is also a Sphinx-shaped sleeping position with the knees raised and the back arched on a bed; There is no one in the bed, which is considered an absent sleeping position. I think that when the commander slept in a hug type, at that time, the commander must have felt frustrated in his dreams because something was not going well during the day; or feel empty, because the desire is at the end. In this way, tossing and turning, the hugging type becomes the prone type. This is normal, prone people are serious and want to be the center of attention all the time. For a long time, I always thought about my life during the day and wanted to return to my life during the day, and this sphinx-shaped sleeping position replaced the previous sleeping position. So, if you keep switching between cuddle, prone and sphinx too many times, you're going to be out of ......."
Hu Sanniang saw that the flower fairy was stuck here, she was anxious, so she asked: "Hey, flower fairy, what is the 'absent type'?" Where are the people gone? โ
The flower fairy smiled but did not answer.
Yuwen Rounu smiled and said, "Third sister, the person fell under the bed." โ
Hu Sanniang's interface is very fast, but due to the shortening of the flower fairy, the title has changed: "Hey, flower girl, why is that?" โ
The eldest princess smiled: "Third sister, isn't it because you sleep too badly?" โ
Wang Mumu interjected: "Several times, I woke up in the middle of the night, alone, and the bed was empty, I thought, where did I offend our mistress?" She's going to sleep in a separate bed with me? Sleeping on the floor? I saw that it was cold on the ground and dragged her to the bed. I don't know that she will have a hug type as soon as she is on the bed, I haven't adjusted the corresponding position yet, she is a sphinx type again, sleep with our little three, you have to have martial arts. In addition, it is also a shame that our beds are all widened, otherwise it is time for me to sleep on the floor......"