Text Chapter 0620 Wang Mumu collapsed
Wang Mumu remembered that his teacher once said: Life is like this, feet grow on one's body, just go forward, until the longing scenery becomes a place to walk. People can't trade the same self for a different future. So, you can only change, let your world change too!
Hehe, interesting, now someone has come to report the crime, saying that his leg is gone, his leg has been stolen, you know, the leg grows on his body, and the head grows on his neck, it's really strange that there are many things every year, especially this year.
Wang Mumu snorted his official tone: "Xiao Qi, slow down." Hugh panicked, and then said slowly! ”,
Student soldiers report: "Report to the teachers! Someone just came to report that their legs were missing and that their legs had been stolen. The person who came to report the crime was a woman, and we saw that her two legs were well on her body, so we didn't understand, if she was a man, then in Europe or Africa, there was a kind of Jiangyang thief who used to steal and cut people in the middle of the night*, and those men would find that their third leg was missing early in the morning. However, now the person who reported the case is a woman, and in this respect, you are a proletarian, so how can you have the problem of loss of fixed assets? When the woman who surrendered to the police saw that we were skeptical of her words, she explained, saying that she was a BMW of the Arab Imperial delegation, and when she woke up this morning, her group members, namely Land Rover, Jaguar, two-legged frog, white earthworm, soft gecko, and spicy crab, a total of eleven bladed legs, were missing......
Wang Mumu and the others breathed a sigh of relief, oh yo, I thought it was some invisible cǎi flower thief who took advantage of the dark moon and high wind to mutilate the beauties of the good family, sexually assault international friends, force Liang to be pomfret, and create Arabian dolphins, hehe, we have read too many novels of Lao Wang, and we have messed up the mandarin duck spectrum. It turned out that the bladed leg of the prosthetic leg we had put on the Arabs had been stolen. This is not surprising, this leg must be removed when sleeping at night, otherwise, the bedding and sheets will be torn out of the hole. This night, the human legs are separated, and it is really cheap for the thief. However, my blade legs are expensive, and each blade sheet weighing 2 kilograms sells for five kilograms of gold, that is, one gram of "blade" costs two and a half grams of gold, which is very attractive to thieves. Now, the total retail price of the eleven bladed legs of the Arab guests is as high as 55 kilograms of gold, and such a fat sheep is something that thieves will remember! Hehe, for us, from the axiological theory, it can also be regarded as a big case. This matter should be done quickly, well, this king will personally supervise it!
Wang Mumu asked the student soldiers who came to report to retreat, and then prepared to set up a task force to find the eleven legs. In view of the outstanding talent that the flower fairy has shown in criminal investigation, Wang Mumu is close to the water, and wants the flower fairy to immediately make an investigation plan for this case, and wants to see again how divine this flower fairy can be.
The flower fairy was ordered to steal, and arched her hands at Wang Mumu, who knew that she didn't come to some clichés of thanking and trusting, swearing to repay her confidant, and being willing to be driven, but she said that she was embarrassed and had no interest in this case.
Wang Mumu was a little dumbfounded, in Harvard, in Liuqiu, under his own rule, there had never been a self-assigned task, and someone would call back the ticket and bargain, so his eyes widened and he was about to ask a question......
The flower fairy smiled and said, "Vice Principal Wang, I know, you are surprised why I didn't accept the order gladly, didn't attack immediately, and didn't make persistent efforts. This case should be less difficult than the previous one, why am I not active and enthusiastic? Mr. Vice-Chancellor, can I give you a brief report on my current thoughts?
This morning, in order to solve the case, we had just gone to the residence of the Arab Imperial Mission as evidence for locating, and I had studied the positions of the eleven blade legs one by one. Eight of the eleven blade legs were actually offside at that time, and they should have been on the first floor, but they were on the second floor. However, this is a family affair and a life issue, and it has nothing to do with the overall military and political situation, so I will not discuss it here. It is said that the eleven bladed legs were all on the balcony of the north and south bedrooms on the second floor of the same doorway at that time, this is because the scars of the owners of these bladed legs are not well knotted, and when used during the day, some of the skin is rubbed open, blood drips seep out, and there is pollution, so it is always necessary to wipe it at night, and then dry it in the wind, so these legs will be dried on the drying platform. It was seven or eight o'clock in the sun when I saw the bladed legs, so if they were stolen, the thief would be in plain sight. I will not analyze here how the thief was able to steal blatantly, nor will I discuss how the thief could have escaped without leaving a trace with eleven bladed legs. I just want to remind the vice-principal that because the teacher is an Oriental, he may not be very clear about some of the traditions and temperaments of the Arabs who believe in Islam in this era. In fact, these Arabs are extremely averse to stealing, and they Arabs will be very strict with thieves. At the same time, there will be a similar joint punishment for indulging in theft. Therefore, if there is a theft there, they generally do not report it to the government, but solve the case on their own, go out of their nests, and chase and beat the suspect according to the rules and customs. In this traditional atmosphere, teacher, have you ever thought about it, today, they have lost so many blade legs, objects with extremely high practical value and economic value, why didn't they go out to find the thief and catch the thief, but they were not afraid of losing face and came to report the case as soon as possible?
Teacher, today is the fifth day of the Harvard Rose Wedding, and the wedding is seven days of joy, according to the announcement of your wedding organizer, after the wedding, that is, the day after tomorrow, or the day after tomorrow, you will send Chinese and foreign guests back. Teacher, do you know what is the common wish of Chinese and foreign guests? I just want to stay in this magical stream for a few more days! These days, everything here has completely subverted the self-confidence and self-esteem that many people have always been proud of. No matter how arrogant people are, here, they have become helpless and bent over. Here, new enough, beautiful enough, rich enough, strong enough, and divine enough, every guest absorbs all the new things here indiscriminately during the day; At night, with their own understanding, they digest and guess the incredible things they see during the day. They're trying, but they're not getting much success, so I'd love to have plenty of time.
Now, in full order, this theft, regardless of whether the last blade legs were stolen or stolen. Objectively, this sudden incident conformed to the general trend and won the support of the people. Because, with this, you have to solve the case, won't this time drag on? Moreover, it was the leg that was stolen, not anything else, and without the leg, people can't walk, so of course they have to continue to stay! In this way, let's not stay together! Therefore, if we go to actively solve the case now, there will definitely be many resistances. Even if the case is solved right away. Teacher, can you guarantee that there will be no more cases? Could it be that we are in the late stage of the wedding seven days of joy, happy to solve the case and catch the thief? Therefore, at present, the effective measure to reduce the crime rate is not to solve crimes. We need to prevent this from happening: we are solving cases quickly and others are getting cases one after another, but don't let our hard work increase the crime rate.
Also, teacher, for the previous case of burning the ass, in fact, this can't be a case. Because no one has ever reported the case, as the saying goes, if the people don't sue them, the officials won't hold them accountable. Did that Ultraman ask us to do justice for him? No! Have we found out for him the murderer who burned his ass? No! The victim did not surrender, but the teachers and students of the medical school felt that something was not normal and reported it to us, and we felt that our international friends were injured, and diplomacy was no trivial matter, so we took it seriously. It was our own self-talk that intervened in the jealousy of others. In this matter, we should retreat from criminal investigation to diagnosis. And the report of the blade leg theft case, no matter what, people have reported the case, we should have an explanation, so ......"
If, in cracking the case of Ultraman's buttocks being burned, Wang Mumu has been impressed by the flower fairy, then now the flower fairy's unique handling of the blade leg theft case has made Wang Mumu have enough admiration for him. Moreover, in the same way, several people here in the room are staying at home and have been indoors, but this flower fairy also hinted at the high probability of self-theft in the case when expressing her attitude towards the case. Wang Mumu really admires these, sleeping on the bed, looking at the ceiling, he will figure it out little by little, but this reaction is definitely not as fast as this flower fairy.
Looking at this flower fairy, Wang Mumu thought of Xiao Hulu, and thought of Xiao Hulu, who was suspected of being a traverser, could this one in front of him really be a wearer? Look at this beautiful girl, who seems to be young and sunny, how can she think that her mind can be so old? The childish face is old and the brain is so old that he is afraid of people, and his thinking is about to catch up with the thousand-year-old demon! ……
Wang Mumu was thinking wildly, he sat at the table, his chin was supported with his left hand, his eyes were rolling, and he was holding a pen in his right hand, tapping slowly on the table. His eyebrows furrowed slightly, and he looked at the flower fairy with his eyes, as if he was trying to pull something out of the dark tan.
Ignoring Wang Mumu's vision of tracing the source, the flower fairy spoke, smiled, and asked, "Teacher, why do you think that I have lived a thousand years old, student?" ”
Wang Mu Mu Mu Hua, suddenly Mu Hua, thinking, the chaos in my head, how can this flower fairy know? Oops! Did I really meet a first-hand brain master?
The flower fairy was still laughing: "Teacher, why did you position the student as a thousand-year-old demon?" And not a hundred-year-old demon? Or a 10,000-year-old demon? ”
Wang Mumu collapsed!
Hu Xi felt that something was wrong, because when he was in Sai Island and Rhode Island, he and the flower fairy were like sisters, ate and lived together, and accompanied each other day and night. Huxi didn't have a shelf, and the flower fairy didn't have the kind of dignity and inferiority of oriental women, so the two of them were very casual in their words. Now, look at this flower fairy, after saying a few words, it seems that there is nothing shocking and sensational, why would the prince be speechless as if the general had been checkmated? In any case, this flower fairy was brought by me from the Mediterranean, and I thought that she was to be presented to the prince as a treasure, and I should not be self-defeating, and I should not do good things for some unknown reason. Oops, what to do? It's not early, I just know that it's busy, and it's almost past lunchtime, so let's talk while eating.
Hu Dong also felt that something was wrong, and just wanted to interrupt, but saw Wang Mumu raise his hand towards him, and said lightly to Wang Laoji with an expressionless face: "Lao Ji, prepare five lunches for us, no, six, you go and call Xiao Daini too." After dinner, you go and set up the forum where I will speak in the evening. Oh, get me five horses first, and I'm going to go home with Hu, the Flower Fairy, and Little Daini to talk......"