Chapter 37: Jade Ruyi can also be used in this way
Hmph, who said that only the emperor would enjoy it? He is not so majestic now, and whoever sees him in this palace has to be respectful and shout to his father-in-law.
The plum blossoms bloomed just right, blooming in the fluttering snow, Li Fu's heart bloomed for a while, and he also instructed the little eunuch behind him to fold a few back and insert them in the vase.
Suddenly, he saw a delicate and upright figure in the plum blossoms, also folding plum blossoms, and saw that the little hat in Tsing Yi should be a miscellaneous servant such as the laundry bureau in the palace. So he couldn't help but walk over with a strong curiosity, and scolded loudly, "Bold minion, is this the place you should come to this imperial garden!" ”
The handsome little guy was stunned for a moment, and when he looked back, he saw that it was Li Fu who immediately threw down the plum blossoms and fled, and even so, Li Fu was still stunned, although this little handyman with two mustaches and a somewhat dark complexion, but his skin was tender and his eyes were bright, he was really cute!
Li Fu immediately ordered, "Come on, grab this unruly thing and send it to the miscellaneous family's room to wait for it!" The little eunuchs behind him are all his henchmen, as soon as he heard this, he immediately rushed over and didn't care about 3721 to catch the beautiful little guy and take him away, even if he was seen, it didn't matter, because except for the emperor, who was not in charge of the little eunuch in the harem?
He, the chief eunuch, has gone through three emperors, and he is really in charge of the affairs of the harem, even if he is a favored imperial concubine, he must send him some gadgets from time to time, so that he can continue to be favored in the future. Otherwise, if Li Fu has a crooked mouth in front of the emperor, that woman's good future will be wiped out.
Li Fu was really in a good mood today, he was still enjoying the plum blossoms slowly, and he was not in a hurry to go back to enjoy the newly caught prey. This little guy looks a little faceless, but it's nothing, because there are often some sick and old retired people on the side of the Miscellaneous Service Bureau, and they must always choose some handsome and handsome ones to make up for it immediately.
And he doesn't have to ask about these little things one by one, maybe it's the small town of the Miscellaneous Servant Bureau that he just came to before? However, when he returned to the room with great anticipation after appreciating the plum blossoms, things did not seem to be as smooth as he expected, and the eunuch who was responsible for escorting the beautiful little man under his command was nowhere to be seen, and the beautiful little man was sitting alone on the Taishi's chair drinking tea.
"Hehe, what a stubborn master, you adapt quickly enough, did you deliberately go to the Imperial Garden to let the miscellaneous family see it? Hehe" Although there is something strange, but this is his territory, he doesn't believe that anyone dares to break ground on Tai Sui's head!
But when he stretched out his old hand like a withered branch, he got closer and closer, but suddenly he had an ominous premonition, and how this little guy looked a little familiar, but he was old and dizzy, and he didn't have reading glasses that year, and he thought he was a nymphomaniac.
"Well, what's your name and where do you serve? As long as you serve the miscellaneous family wholeheartedly in the future, the miscellaneous family will definitely let you enjoy endless glory and wealth, hehe"
The delicate little guy didn't seem to be afraid of him at all, and reached out to stroke his two equally delicate mustaches, "Hehe, is it?" How do you serve? ”
Li Fu was already drooling with satisfaction, he was really a lovely person, he didn't like it if he was too obedient, and only a little bit of autonomy and insight added color.
"Take off your clothes first, let the miscellaneous family get over it......"
But just when he completely gave up any defense and was ready to enjoy his wonderful life, the situation changed abruptly, and the beautiful little guy who was still sitting firmly on the Taishi's chair just now reached out and grabbed him, like an eagle flying high in the sky suddenly swooping down and catching a chick in heat.
The little guy didn't give him any chance to resist and shout, grabbed him and knocked him unconscious with a punch. When Li Fu woke up from the pain of drilling his heart, he found that he was stripped naked and tied to the pillar, and his legs could not touch the ground and hung in the air, of course, what made him feel that life was worse than death was that his background was very painful, and there was even a drop of blood dripping down.
He wanted to open his mouth and shout for help, but his mouth was tightly blocked by his own stinky socks!
He struggled and shook his head, but to no avail, and the thing that the Qingxiu little guy was holding in his hand made him tremble, it turned out to be a piece of jade Ruyi given to him by a noble concubine, but this jade Ruyi was originally a pair of dragons and phoenixes Chengxiang, could it be that the other has been stuffed into his backstage?
Thinking of this, he screamed and fainted, and when he woke up again, he found that the handsome young man had nothing in his hands, and his backstage was even more painful, he had thought that he would not die well, but he didn't expect to die under his favorite pair of jade Ruyi, and he was still inserted alive!
But the beautiful young man was not finished, turned around and smiled and took out a round jade pendant, on which were written four small characters in the seal font of Ping An and auspicious month, "Li Fu, Ming people don't say secret words, I know that you have already left a way to retreat and accepted a righteous son named Li Qing outside the palace, who is only 6 years old this year, right?" And you buried all the gold and silver treasures you have looted in your life in the mansion you bought in the imperial city of Nishimitsui, right? ”
Li Fu's face was no longer colorless, he didn't know who was manipulating him, but this time he completely wanted his old life, he had nothing to say, and he had seen enough big scenes that he closed his eyes and waited for death.
But who knows, but the peak turned around, and the beautiful little girl suddenly approached and whispered a warning, "Listen, I can let you speak, but if you dare to call someone or dare to play flowers, you and your son will die immediately, but if you want to cooperate obediently, the young master will spare you from dying and leave an old life, get out of the palace and spend your old age in peace, and nod if you agree!" ”
Of course Li Fu would agree, so he nodded desperately, and the man really took the stinky socks from his mouth, but still didn't let him speak, but directly ordered, "Put on your clothes and take me to the imperial kitchen, pretend that nothing happened!" ”
Li Fu's eyes were at a loss, he thought that this was Yu Wenyun's poisonous hand on him, but it wasn't, so who was this person? looks a little familiar, but with this mustache and a slightly dark face, who is so bold that he wants to murder the emperor?
But the man didn't give him any room to think, and as soon as he reached out and grabbed his throat, "Blink if you agree!" ”
Li Fu hurriedly nodded desperately, now nothing is as important as saving his own life, and the biggest regret and resentment in his life is that he has no son and no continuation of the incense, and now he finally got a well-behaved and sensible son, how can he bear to give up like this?
The death of the emperor? He's seen a lot, at least two! So in fact, he doesn't care at all, anyway, Yu Wenyun will attack him sooner or later!
The delicate little guy is naturally Yang Guang pretending, he doesn't know any disguise techniques at all, but after more than 1,000 years, isn't the makeup technique already a hundred times stronger than any ancient disguise technique? What's more, he himself is the best guy in the shadow army to disguise and hide, so he easily blackened his face, aggravated his eyebrows, and added two pinches of mustache like a fake, he is simply Lu Xiaofeng with exactly the same four eyebrows in the sky and on the ground! No one can tell that it is the second son of the Sui State who is beautiful and crowns the imperial city!
And the little blackmen Zhang Hu and Yue Yunpeng soldiers he sent out were divided into three ways to find out the family background of the old eunuch Li Fu, but they lived up to expectations and soon had results, and he adhered to the principle that it is better to ask for others than to ask for himself, and no one's mouth is as strict as his own, and he went back to his old business to fish in troubled waters and pretended to be a small servant of Sui Guogong who sent things to Yang Lihua and sneaked into the palace.
Of course, it wasn't all his plan here, it was his original plan to sneak into the palace and poison the emperor, but when he had just sneaked out of the Tianyuan Palace room and was worried that he couldn't get close to Li Fu, Li Fu automatically sent it to the door!
Therefore, he immediately calculated this stinky and shameless old eunuch, of course, there was a price for him to sacrifice his hue, that is, Li Fu's favorite jade Ruyi was already in his own backstage, of course, he didn't insert both of them, because he was very worried that it would directly insert this old pervert to death, so he didn't want him to die so easily!