Li Fu is very cooperative, because what he is best at in his life is to pour grass on both sides of the wall, and his kung fu is simply perfect. And what surprised Yang Guang was that he easily endured the secondary bleeding and severe pain after the jade Ruyi was pulled out, Yang Guang casually bandaged him and immediately walked freely, it seems that the man who has been castrated is different, and his endurance is extraordinary!

The imperial kitchen is not far from Li Fu's residence, and Yang Guang has changed into a eunuch costume at this moment, he has made his face darker, his eyebrows are thicker, and his beard must not be used, how can there be a eunuch beard!

It's just that Li Fu, who is critical to saving his life, still can't recognize who he is, Xiao Tao noticed it because she was more familiar with Yang Guang or had a little crush and reverie, and a woman's sixth sense was often very precise and scary.

The imperial kitchen is extremely busy, because Yu Wenyun exercises a lot every night, so the amount of food after the sun shines on the buttocks is naturally large, although the emperor's appetite is not as good as day by day recently, but the more this is the case, the more the imperial kitchen has to rack his brains to make delicious meals.

And today's dish is the emperor's favorite braised sea bass, fried lamb with green onions, steamed shrimp, and shredded ginger oysters. People who have a little common sense in these four dishes know that they are all aphrodisiac, it seems that this Yuwen Yun really has to make up for as much as he gets up at night, such a guy is either killed or killed, but it's a pity that he is going to be poisoned now!

Li Fu performed very well, and took Yang Guangda into the smoky imperial kitchen, picking fault here and appreciating two slaps there, which is completely in line with his usual style of flying and domineering, as for the little eunuch who followed behind him, no one paid attention to it and no one dared to ask.

"One by one, clumsy, long live the lord is busy with state affairs, you bastards can't even cook a decent meal, long live the lord wants to drink porridge, what about porridge? What kind of pine flower mussel porridge is it? Long live the Lord who drinks this and is going to vomit, can he still drink it? Get out of the way of the miscellaneous family, and let the new little Guizi have something new! ”

The cooperation was pleasant, and soon Yang Guang made a dish of vegetables, fish and porridge with full color and flavor, which was full of colorful green rice, vegetables, fish and meat, and the taste was naturally quite delicious, and several senior chefs couldn't help but stretch out their thumbs when they tasted it. In fact, Yang Guang's first hobby in the army is to specialize in medical skills, and the second is to cook porridge, so it is easy for him to make eight-treasure porridge and vegetable porridge that are difficult for ordinary men to make, and this ancient ingredient is much stronger than more than 1000 years later.

During this period, Li Fu was also very disciplined and did not have any superfluous small actions or thoughts, because before going out, Yang Guang gave him a special pill, which was allegedly called a death pill, and only he had a unique antidote, and Li Fu's youngest son outside also ate this poison, so only if he walked out of the palace safe and sound today, Li Fu and his youngest son could get the antidote and be safe and sound.

At this moment, Li Fu had no doubt about this, because even if he wanted to break the sky, he couldn't imagine that someone would dare to use a non-poisonous and harmless small pill to falsely claim that poison was threatening him in the palace. But Yang Guang did this thing, this is his true face, even if he infiltrates the palace in disguise to poison the emperor by himself, he dares to play a different flower job!

Yu Wenyun yawned and woke up dizzy, although he still had the ability to spoil several concubines who were like flowers and jade in one night, but he was getting more and more tired of this life, and he felt that there seemed to be a big problem with his body, and he woke up in a daze and had a headache every day at noon, and found the best doctor for diagnosis and treatment, but still only prescribed him some tonic prescriptions, and told him to rest well. But isn't he resting well?

In his opinion, it is good to rest after conquering more than 3 young beauties in one night, otherwise he can't even close his eyes and always feels that there is still something to be done. In other words, he needs women before going to bed now, just like ordinary people, he must pee and go to the toilet before going to bed.

Reaching out and touching the slippery body of Yingsheng Yanyu next to him, he was satisfied for a while, this is called the Son of Heaven, the beauties in the world are his, he can play as much as he wants!

But lazily being served by the concubines and getting dressed, he felt a burst of irritability, and his head was splitting, and Li Fu, who happened to come over on time at this time, shouted in a sharp voice, "Your Majesty, it's time to eat!" ”

Yu Wenyun was even more upset, and waved away the concubine, "What is it called, the ghost screams early in the morning, I have no appetite, let's pass it on!" "Where is Li Fu willing to let go, he can give up everything for his godson, anyway, the emperor in front of him is a short-lived ghost at first glance, die early and live early......

"Your Majesty, today is different from the past, today the old slave has specially prepared a new trick for you, Baihua Longmen white rice porridge ......"

Of course, this name was Yang Guang's temporary nonsense, but Yu Wenyun immediately became interested when he heard it, and with a wave of his hand, he passed on the people to eat, this Baihua Longmen white rice porridge is really a little interesting, the flowers and greens look refreshing and colorful, and the wisps of fragrance wafting into his nose and mouth made him can't help but eat it immediately, and the eunuchs and palace maids who were waiting next to him were startled, long live the Lord has not eaten so much for a long time, and there is no need for anyone to feed him today.

The emperor eats with a very large natural style, a large dining table, a yellow tablecloth, golden tableware, all kinds of delicacies, and then the emperor's eyes see which little palace maid next to him will immediately clip it over and carefully feed it to her mouth.

"It's delicious, it's delicious, pass it on!" Yu Wenyun drank so happily that he was like a farmer who hadn't eaten in the field for the first three days, Yang Guang had already prepared and immediately stepped forward with white rice porridge in person.

But Yu Wenyun suddenly stopped, "Where are you a servant, why haven't I seen you!" ”

Yang Guang chuckled in his heart, and said in his heart that he was a foolish and unscrupulous, and he was so clear about the people around him, but his biggest characteristic was that the more critical the moment, the more he could play, the more he could play something different.

"Long live the Lord Hui, little Guizi, not long after entering the palace, and now Gonggong Li is waiting by his side......"

Li Fu next to him also hurriedly sang and covered up, "Your Majesty atons for your sins, this little Guizi is a fellow of the old slave, and he has been smart and clever since he was a child......

Yu Wenyun immediately laughed when he heard this, "Okay, okay, Li Fu, you are an old immortal who is really good at slapping horses, knowing that I have a poor appetite recently, I deliberately found a little eunuch who can cook, it seems that I really can't do without you, haha......"

On this day, Yu Wenyun drank three bowls of Baihua Longmen white rice porridge for the first time, which was also the best he had eaten in the past half a month, for which he also rewarded Xiao Guizi with ten taels of gold, which is rare in the palace.

Yang Guang immediately knelt down and thanked him, "Thank you for the reward, the slave wishes you the spirit of the dragon and tiger for thousands of generations!" "But I'm scolding in my heart, your grandmother's, even if the third brother kneels to death, you should be proud now, see how miserable you will die at night!

Everything was completed smoothly according to the plan, but Yang Guang had a big regret in his heart, that is, he couldn't watch this bastard die of exhaustion on a woman, he knelt for this bastard three times before and after, and one of them knelt outside the palace for nearly 3 hours on a cold day, so until today he is quite unbalanced in his heart!

Naturally, what he uses is not arsenic, not crane top red, but a synthetic slow-surname poison that will induce people to suddenly die of a heart attack when they are exercising vigorously! The most important thing is that it is difficult for contemporary imperial doctors to detect the toxins in it, even if it is found that Yu Wenyun's body is poisonous, it is because he usually takes too much supplements, and he will kill himself, and it is his business!

So the best show was at night, but he had to leave the palace immediately.

Regarding Li Fu, when he took Yang Guang back to his room to ask Yang Guang for the antidote, he was already exhausted, and when the little eunuch below found him, it was already early the next morning, because before he went in, no one could go in and disturb him without his order.

Yang Guang used his shadow bodyguard skills to sneak out of Li Fu's room, took a mustache and turned back into the original Xiao Guizi, and then quietly sneaked back to Tianyuan Palace, and then woke up in the afternoon, and then sent out of the palace by Xiao Tao with five taels of silver rewarded by Empress Tianyuan.

It's just that Xiao Tao still feels familiar when she looks at his back, and can't help asking, "You are a bit like a ...... person."