The next morning, the vendor opened his eyes and looked at the bedside table, where there was no money or notes, and he was sure that he had not been taken for a duck. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

When I turned over, I saw Xie Hongjun who was back to back with him, the little girl woke up early, and the vendor also saw two puddles of water on the other party's pillow.

Quietly poke your head over, "What's wrong?" ”

Xie Hongjun wiped his nose and forced a smile, "It's okay, are you awake?" If you have something, you can go first, let me sleep a little longer."

"Oh" The hawker is not a young man, although he hasn't really played o.n.s, but the Tao in this is still clear, everyone is good to get together and disperse is the best ending, but if you go like this, it seems a little rude "What, I see that your economy is quite tight, this is five thousand yuan, don't you mind, I don't mean anything else, you take it"

Xie Hongjun waved his hand, "You put it on the table"

"Okay, then I'll go first, and I'll settle the room fee by the way."

Xie Hongjun nodded "Well, go slowly"

The hawker lifted the quilt and was ready to get dressed, but the appearance of a thing made the hawker like a thunderbolt, a dazzling little red flower, looking at the traffic, it was not her relatives who came!

The peddler swore that he had never gotten a red flower from school to school, but when he met two women, he gave each of them a prize, and had his luck accumulated until he was twenty years old?

The peddler went back to sleep again, and pulled Xie Hongjun over to look at himself, "The first time?" ”

Xie Hongjun stuffed his head into the peddler's arms and sobbed, and the peddler pulled out two tissues and handed them over, "Why?" ”

Xie Hongjun wiped his tears, "No why, everyone is an adult, just happy for a while, ask so much why do you do something"

"If anyone else, I definitely don't ask"

"Alright then, do you want to hear my story?"

"Think"

The "good" peddler lit a cigarette and quietly listened to Xie Hongjun narrate his story:

"I was born in a military family, you should be able to guess from my name" The peddler nodded, "My grandfather is a bald veteran, participated in the construction of the country, although the old man also suffered some unfair treatment later, but he survived, after the opening, grandpa let my parents, brother and I join the army"

"Three generations of the family have been in the army, and it has always been the pride of my grandfather, but unfortunately, my parents and brother died in peacetime, and only I studied in the military academy and survived."

"What major did you study in the military school?"

Xie Hongjun glanced at the hawker, "Listen to me, don't interject" The hawker looked down at the flaming red lips, and Xie Hongjun suddenly pinched the hawker's waist, "What do you want?"

"Didn't think, didn't think"

"Hmph, I thought that there was an example of my parents and brother, grandpa would arrange a civilian life after I graduated, but I didn't expect that he actually asked me to marry one of his grandsons who was also a soldier of the old chief, I didn't want to, so my grandfather begged me bitterly, saying that the old chief had taken care of him during his crucifixion, and he wanted to repay the kindness of others"

"I couldn't be stubborn, so I agreed to my grandfather, and then I inspected the grandson of the chief, and the rumors were not bad, so I accepted my fate, who to marry is not to marry, and the grandson is very good to me, but last year's Mid-Autumn Festival happened to make me very angry"

"What's the matter, that grandson is going to use force on you?"

"What are you talking about, but, if he uses a strong one, I won't say anything, that day during the Mid-Autumn Festival, the two of us separated after shopping, watching others kiss me and me, I heard that many men stay with their girlfriends before they get married, and he respects me so much, I am very touched"

"So, the next day I went to his house to play with him, to surprise him, and while he was still sleeping, I mischievously shoved my hand into his bed, and then, then, I touched it..."

"Two Mimi?"

The peddler suddenly felt a pain in his life, "Oh, you light, that's my lifeline"

"Yes, I just touched the two of these things at the time, and later I learned that the grandson was not only a soldier, but also a comrade, and married me completely to divert other people's attention, and his parents also knew that he had this habit, and had been hiding it from me and my grandfather, and then the matter was exposed, they begged me not to spread it, and said that if I married him, they would take me as a grandmother, after all, they had to face me when it came to their identity, but I couldn't accept it psychologically, so I ran out"

"Oh, so I met you dancing in my store not long after you came out, right?"

"Well, in order to escape from marriage, I didn't dare to use my original bank card and mobile phone number, and I didn't even dare to use my ID card, so I had to take on some wild work that didn't require too many conditions in order to survive, but I didn't expect that there were pits everywhere"

The peddler extinguished the cigarette and said, "I have a question, so why are you and me....?" ”

Xie Hongjun stroked his hair, "Do you know why I checked out with the group leader and left, because my grandfather and the grandson's family still found me, so I was going to hide in another place for a while, but I suddenly came up with a good idea when I met you"

"What's the idea?"

"Borrow a seed, I'll go back with a big belly, if they're not afraid of being embarrassed, they will continue to force me to see who suffers"

The peddler has a bad chill, this girl is really crazy and deadly!

"Finally, I have one more question"

"Are you a blue cat? Are you still ready to ask three thousand? “

"No, my last question is, you must know that I am already married and have a wife, besides, the grandson is just coming out, why can you accept a family but not a gay?"

Xie Hongjun's answer made the hawker kneel at that time, "The toothbrush can still be used if the toothbrush is misplaced and flushed, but it fell into the toilet and can only be thrown away."

Well, you're strong "So what do you do now?" "Knowing that the other party just wants to borrow a seed, the peddler puts down his burden, others don't know, but he knows what is wrong with him, he is just a mule, and it is estimated that the wishful thinking of the Red Army will fail!

"Hide for a while, wait for the belly to get bigger, and then go home"

"Uh, well, but, just to be on the safe side, I can help you for free once" After saying that, the vendor turned over, and when he listened to the story just now, he was already a little unable to hold back, and listening to other people's privacy was really the most provoking a certain desire. Hope.

"Rascal, you... Tap

At 11 o'clock in the morning, the two of them went to the front desk to settle the bill, "Hello sir, the room fee is 888, the deduction is 200, you have bet 2,000, this is your change"

The hawker took the change, "Why do you deduct two hundred?" ”

Xie Hongjun dragged the peddler's arm, and the vendor waved his hand "I'm sorry" He remembered that Xie Hongjun pulled off the flower on someone's bed sheet and stuffed it into his bag.

Out of the hotel, the vendor took a deep breath towards the sun, and then stretched out his hands to Xie Hongjun, "Come on, give a loving hug"

Xie Hongjun generously hugged the hawker in his arms, and whispered in the hawker's ear, "In the future, the child's name will be Xie Dabao, thank you"

"You're welcome"

"Goodbye"

"Bye"

Then the two separated, you to the left, I to the right, the hawker sat on the van, silently lit a cigarette, slowly reversed the car, suddenly the hawker threw the cigarette, and the bread increased its horsepower to the door of the hotel.

If you press the Korean drama, you must have been looking around at this time and you can't find the heroine's shadow, but unfortunately the dough is not bloody, and the hawker saw Xie Hongjun holding his knees and crying on the edge of the flower bed.

The hawker honked the horn at her, Xie Hongjun heard the movement, turned his face to see that it was a hawker, burst into tears, laughed, rushed over and hugged the hawker's neck, and stamped the hawker's face vigorously, "I knew you wouldn't abandon me casually"

The peddler was a little caught off guard by the change in style, and he was a little skeptical that his decision was right or wrong to "get on the bus"

Hearing the hawker's irrefutable tone, Xie Hongjun pulled the co-pilot and jumped up, the hawker inserted a cigarette into his mouth, and Xie Hongjun picked up the lighter and lit it for the hawker.

The peddler took a deep breath, "I'll ask you one last time, do you really want to hide from your grandfather and that grandson?" ”

"Hmm"

"Well, I'll take you to a place where no one can find it"

"Brag about you, it's not me who scares you, as long as this person is still on earth, I can't find it without my grandfather and that grandson"

The peddler spat out the car window, "I'm not scaring you, on this earth, as long as I want to hide, no one can find me except one person"

"You just blow it, I don't ask for more, I can hide it for seven or eight months, just have a big belly"

"You just put your heart in your belly, even if you give birth to seven or eight children, I guarantee they won't find you, okay, let's go, in order to make sure you really want to hide, break your mobile phone card first"

Looking at the place the hawker was looking for, Xie Hongjun suddenly had a feeling of being deceived, "You pulled me to such a remote place and asked me to break my mobile phone card, is it possible to send me to the black coal kiln, or are you playing Amway?" I've given you all my body, what else do you want? ”

The peddler made a bitter face, "Sister, don't be so imaginative, okay, I just look at your determination"

"Oh, okay then" Xie Hongjun took out the mobile phone card and broke it in front of the hawker, "Can you tell me where to go now?" ”

"Fasten your seatbelts, it's a little bit exciting"

"Just your broken bread, how fast can you run to death"

"I suggest you tie it up"

Seeing that the hawker said so seriously, Xie Hongjun reluctantly fastened his seat belt, the hawker broke his fingers and rattled his fingers, Xie Hongjun turned sideways slightly, she was afraid that the hawker would beat people, but fortunately, the hawker was just driving in gear!

Turning a corner, the hawker turned his car towards a country road under the highway embankment in the distance, which was full of weeds on both sides, and there was no one for half a day, which was very suitable for crossing.

Banged the accelerator a few times with his foot, the van made a strange scream, and the hawker yelled "Sit down, go you" in Xie Hongjun was still thinking about why the hawker was in gear so fast, and the light suddenly changed, and there was no more in front of him, and there was no one in front of him!

In the place where the van disappeared, there was a sloppy guy in the grass, and he sat on his excrement with his ass, "Could it be that I squatted for a long time, and I was dazzled, ghost" and then didn't mention my pants, and ran away with my bare ass and balls! (To be continued.) )