Chapter 103 Chang'an Zangjiao..... fail
The van appeared on the streets of Chang'an, and the hawker got off the steering wheel and made a gesture of "beauty, welcome to Chang'an"
Xie Hongjun pointed to the street scene in front of him suspiciously, "This is the secret you said?" ”
The vendor smiled proudly, "Yes, you let me share your mimi, and I'll share my mimi with you"
Xie Hongjun spat out the car, "Hooligans, your secret is that you know the back door of the film and television city?" I said why did you open a broken bread, it turned out that you were in charge of the props in the film and television city, and asked me to break the mobile phone card, you can do it well"
The peddler slammed his head on the steering wheel, is this girl blind?
The peddler rubbed his forehead, "Sister, take a closer look and then draw conclusions, okay, this is Chang'an"
Xie Hongjun waved his hand, "What to see, sister, I went to a military school, I didn't expect you to have a national plot, Xi'an is Xi'an, and Chang'an, but this street scene is so realistic, you look at the house, the person's costume, I have never seen such a crew willing to spend money, by the way, what are you filming?"
The hawker wiped his face, "Datang's sadness is a river of cow masters"
"What?"
The peddler decided not to explain it first, and drove the car to figure out where to put this blind girl and take it home directly, although Li Yue'er also let himself find a small one, but he played too suddenly this time, and he was afraid that Li Yue'er would beat himself in a hurry. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
Xie Hongjun took this place as a crew, looked out the window curiously, and suddenly thought of something, she suddenly opened the storage compartment of the small bread, found a walkie-talkie from it, held the walkie-talkie and asked the hawker, "I still said that it is not the crew, who is idle and has nothing to do to put this thing in the car, yo, there are quite a few, five or six."
The peddler pouted and ignored her, those walkie-talkies were used by the people he contacted here, and he had them on the side of the courtiers of the Ministry of Industry, Daomen Shenglong, and they were divided into channels, but this one in Xie Hongjun's hands was a public frequency, and it was used for everyone to chat, and it was not confidential!
Xie Hongjun discovered the secret of the hawker and immediately came to his senses, and decided to deceive him, holding the walkie-talkie and pressing the switch and pestle to his mouth as a reporter, "Mr. Niu Dabao, let me interview you first, as a props member of the crew, you deceived a girl's feelings and had an unspoken relationship with her, will the director fire you?" “
After letting go of it, she pressed the pestle down and put it on the hawker's mouth, and the hawker thought she was just playing, and casually said, "Am I cheating?" Brother Ke is the national teacher of the Tang Dynasty, Li Er's Wannian Bo, the Dharma Master of Daomen, who has a fancy for the little lady to marry home directly, I see who does not say half a word, besides, such a big Chang'an, it is not fun to hide a person casually"
Xie Hongjun let go of his hand and was about to ask another question, but Lagri's other walkie-talkies and the walkie-talkies in his hand were already out of order.
"Hey, Dabao, you got another? Niu Cha, I Lao Cheng envy your guts, at night, oh no, I will find you to drink tomorrow, and I guess you will have a bad time tonight hehe"
"National teacher, congratulations, I still have a set of courtyards, do you want it, it's cheap"
"Uncle Shi, I advise you to hide for a while."
"Niu Tuoma, you are really a model for us, ah, daughter-in-law, don't drag..."
Crunched the car on the road, and the peddler looked at Xie Hongjun in amazement, "You just pressed the send?" ”
Xie Hongjun nodded, "Uh-huh"
The hawker suddenly fell into the driver's seat in a loveless posture in this life, "You can make my brother miserable"
Xie Hongjun was also stupid, he didn't expect that he was just a joke, and he was going to tease the hawkers, but these people's answers were so scary, and they were not the tone of modern people at all!
So Xie Hongjun timidly asked, "Who are the people who replied just now?"
The peddler put the seat of the car down and lay on it waiting for the final judgment, with his understanding, it is estimated that Li Yue'er will get the letter in a while, and sure enough, as soon as he lit the cigarette, Li Yue'er's voice came, "Niu Dabao, go home and wait"
"Haha, my old Cheng guess is really accurate, Dabao, I just came back from Shuzhong, I brought some wound medicine, I will send it to you later"
"Hey, I can't sell it in the other house, and I'm going to change my bike."
"Uncle Shi, hey....ask for more blessings"
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Xie Hongjun was also timid when he heard this messy voice, Li Yue'er was too domineering, "Who is this?" “
The hawker spat on the roof of the car, "This is my daughter-in-law, the one in front is Cheng Yanjin, the eldest grandson Wuji, Wang and Liang and Duan Lun, the emperor is estimated to be in the toilet, otherwise you can be lucky enough to hear the holy sound at the first time you come to Chang'an"
Xie Hongjun swallowed: "You just said that this is Chang'an?" ”
"Yes, this year is the fourth year of the Tang Dynasty Zhenguan, and the current saint is His Majesty Li Shimin and Li Er."
Xie Hongjun was really not calm now, and looked behind the small bread, she really couldn't believe it, just a sudden brake, she was no longer on the earth, uh, still on the earth, but it was thousands of years ago.
Put down the hand covering your mouth, "So, what you just said about your identity is true?" ”
"Replace it as if it were fake"
"And how did you get here?"
The peddler threw the cigarette butt out of the car, "After me, you have also become a blue cat, forget it, don't ask these questions yet, come home with me, hey, this is unlucky, Niu Ye just wants to hide a Jiao, hey"
Xie Hongjun was stunned and stayed in the passenger seat, the hawker slowly drove the broken bread to his home, and Xie Hongjun shook suddenly, "You just said that you would take me home to see my daughter-in-law?" She won't beat me, I heard that the ancient junior had no human rights, I'm helpless, woo ....."
"Don't worry, my daughter-in-law will definitely not drop you, but my brother will be bitter"
Xie Hongjun sighed again, and turned to pay attention to the scenery on the streets of Chang'an, the people on the street didn't know that their national teacher was about to come to a catastrophe, and when they saw the little bread, they all nodded and bowed, and Xie Hongjun was surprised when he saw it, "I didn't expect your popularity to be good?"
The peddler is too lazy to pay attention to this girl who has more than enough success and more than failure, he thought about it, this girl doesn't give birth to seven or eight children for herself, don't want to go home to see grandpa in this life, if you want to see grandpa Mao.
When the car arrived at the gate of Niufu, the vendor crunched and pulled up the handbrake, "Get out of the car, it's here"
Xie Hongjun got out of the car in a daze, looked at the house with the Niufu plaque on the door, and a Z4 was parked in the parking lot in front of the door, Xie Hongjun was not sure of his situation, "Are you sure there is a Z4 in the Tang Dynasty?" ”
"I'm sure, not only that, but if you want anything else, I can get it for you."
"Just blow it, but the two scalpers at your door are good, pure copper?"
The hawker glanced at the big black cow that was touched and there was no black paint at all, the original majestic shape, now the corners of the mouth that were touched were a little upturned, and he seemed to be laughing at the hawker, but this Tang Dynasty people were really rich and superstitious, and they were so willing to touch the ninety-nine texts once, is it really spiritual? Do you want to touch it yourself and see if they can bless you through this hurdle?
Bypassing the gate with Xie Hongjun, the housekeeper and eunuch just wanted to bend down to salute, and suddenly saw Xie Hongjun holding the hawker's arm and wearing a very revealing dress, what is the situation, I am dripping God, something big is going to happen at home!
Xie Hongjun was startled at the first sight of the eunuch, to be honest, she couldn't get used to this kind of man or woman the most, otherwise she wouldn't have run away from marriage.
Pulling the peddler's sleeve, "That man is really a eunuch?" Is your house quite big?"
The peddler cried with a sad face, "Sister, I'm a concubine, now it's okay, I wanted to hide a Jiao, but I was caught raping, and I saw my wife for a while and pushed it on me."
Xie Hongjun looked the hawker up and down, "Yes, quite backbone, but I heard that ancient horses can't take concubines, my junior appeared in front of your real lady, could she soak us both in a pig cage in a fit of anger?" “
The peddler rubbed his chin, then nodded "It's possible"
Xie Hongjun hugged the hawker's arm tighter, and the hawker was also trembling, although Li Yue'er usually said that he would let himself find a small one, but he was loyal and unyielding for four or five years, and once he broke the way, it was difficult to guarantee that Li Yue'er would not do anything radical.
With curiosity, Xie Hongjun arrived at the living room on the third floor of his house, and saw Li Yue'er, who looked like a young grandmother, sitting on the sofa, and the four Si sisters standing behind her.
The hawker squeezed a smile at Li Yue'er for the first time, "Wife, you're back"
Li Yue'er pouted, "Yo, I just had a newcomer, and I've become a wife?" ”
The peddler hurriedly changed his words, "Daughter-in-law, look at what you said, don't I remind us that we have a long relationship, are you thirsty, I'll pour you some water" Li Yue'er stretched out her hand and took a sip of a glass of water from Siqin's hand.
"There's no need to be courteous, since we have a long-term relationship, I don't need to say any rules at home, Siqi, go to the family law"
Siqi bent down towards Li Yue'er, and then found an incense burner, inserted three incense sticks, put them on the open ground, and brought three cups of water, "Don Ma, please"
The peddler makes the last struggle: "Daughter-in-law, spare me once"
"Okay, come on, take that one down and cut it down."
The peddler waved his hand again and again, "Don't, let's do it with me"
Li Yue'er put the water cup on the coffee table, "I know that it hurts, you like this point, go yourself, Siqi will help me take care of it, a stick of incense time, who is that, you come with me"
Xie Hongjun pointed to his nose with a finger, "Me? ”
Li Yue'er turned around in a chic manner, not only with the meaning of making a show, but also with the meaning of seeing other women who refused to admit defeat and fought for their figures, "Apart from you, is there anyone else who needs me to say this?" “
Xie Hongjun looked at the vendor who was practicing horse walking with a bitter face in the clearing, three sticks of incense under his buttocks, and a glass of water on his head and hands, and almost laughed heartlessly.
Li Yue'er turned her head and glared at the vendor, "Tie it well, you come with me"
"Oh" Xie Hongjun followed Li Yue'er into the study next to him, leaving the four Si sisters to look at the hawkers in the ongoing family law. (To be continued.) )