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Qiong Fang finished singing "Cherish the Flight", and once again emphasized that this poem was composed by Cao Mao Zemin of Hangzhou Prefecture. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info After Su Shi heard it, he also sighed a little, and said, there are people in the county who don't know about this word, it's really my negligence. He said to Qiong Fang, I will summon Mao Zemin, I will talk to him about poetry and lyrics, I will hire him according to his talents, etc., etc.

Okay, the appetizer is over, and the big dish is about to be served. Huang Tingjian and Foyin met Qin Cao for the first time, and of course, they had already heard about the "feat" of Qin Cao on the Qingming Festival. I met a real person today, and my appearance is nothing; What is the connotation? It's time to hear it.

The first to open was the Buddha seal, he relied on a slight drunkenness, and challenged the piano exercise: "Qin girl, Lao Na people are not old, Lao Na also wants to help the West Lake flowers bloom under the leadership of Master Su, and the Qin girl's patronage today is like a rose, shining in the West Lake." Miss Qin, do you see Lao Na's eyes wrong, a little contempt? Misunderstanding! For beauties, Lao Na can't break the color ring, so, Lao Na has a bottom line, general, if it's not a demon or a monster, just a human being, Lao Na only occupies it spiritually, and doesn't invade rationally. Well, without further ado, a small poem, dedicated to beauties:

Roses fragrant under the moon,

Thinking of piano exercise is a piano idiot.

Monk Huahua I'm not,

You'll know as time goes by. ”

Qiong Fang on the side was dumbfounded, how could this be? How much do you spend on the spot? You people are full of food and have nothing to do, and you hold books and play with words all day long, practice makes perfect. How hard we women are, in addition to doing housework, we also have to prevent wolf kisses, really, Cao Zhi also has to walk seven steps to produce poems, although this official ship is big, but it can't go away, piano, sister can't, can you?

Qin Cao was in a hurry, and immediately turned out the inventory, the scissors were pasted, and he responded angrily:

"The monk is ridiculous,

Rhetoric runs on the lips.

Who is sincere with or without intention?

How much does my daughter know? ”

Foyin didn't expect Qin Cao to be able to respond so freely, thinking about how my great fa master, how could he succumb to a kabuki, so he immediately fought back:

"Buddhism is the most energetic,

Burning this fertility warmth.

Sprinkle love and offer true feelings,

Who cherishes the heart of a monk? ”

Qin Cao thought, hehe, the fox's tail is exposed, isn't it? A monk, showing mercy at will, teasing women, is really not a thing! I miss my piano, I miss my Iwako, I'm not China's daughter, I'm not a girl in the market, I'm a princess and a ninja saint, I don't pee on you:

"Roses give a lingering fragrance to man's hands,

Rose is full of affection and body injuries.

Tears stained bright red know best,

Thousands of lines of poetry and piles. ”

Huang Tingjian on the side felt that these two people were not speculative, look, this little girl is good-looking and cute, and she saw her urgency just now, and she didn't want the smell of gunpowder to end this chance encounter early, so he hurriedly followed their words to make a mess:

"Junxin's heart is crispy,

This is the most refreshing.

It is difficult to understand the situation from the outside,

Compare your heart to your heart and persuade the beautiful woman. ”

Su Shi, who was watching the battle from the sidelines, felt that this little girl had a lot of personality, she was not like ordinary kabuki, she was too late to please people, how dare she disobey the will of a man? Besides, listen to this little girl's response, yes, the rhyme is flat, and this poem is also decently written. It's better for me to change my taste, and then check this little girl's catties, and at the same time roast this Buddha seal monk who has the best appetite, and don't watch the white opera without Tongdian, and have fun today: "I said, big monk, little girl, you two don't understand each other!" It's better to make a joke like this, if the big monk is the husband, and the little girl is the wife, will this bald head marry a beautiful woman, will it be harmonious? Do you want to make a small noise? ”

Qin Cao thought, it's time to give orders, the difficulty has escalated, and I can't be passive anymore. Think about it, I'm not Chinese, your thousands of years of cultural heritage, in the corner of the two to get a format that I have never heard of, I don't want to die? Therefore, use the stock assets and quickly strive for the initiative: "Lord Su has orders, how dare the little woman disobey." That's great! It doesn't hurt to have a simulated husband and wife bickering, talking and laughing:

Regret. The king's name is ruined. Writing about the most beautiful beach was once the most beautiful, and the tide rose and fell with the flowing water.

Written majestic in the air, the wind comes and immediately floats the clouds. Hell, unforgettable. ”

Su Shi thought, this little girl is really good, look at the Buddha seal wine confused, I haven't reacted yet, I think my dignified doctor must not be defeated by this little girl, the Buddha seal is not good, I will come:

"Tears. There is no virtuous inside. Heavenly food fills the stomach, and when you are thirsty, you can get drunk.

God-given brilliance to exorcise ghosts, and send my good wife to match, a burden to the wrong version! ”

Qin Cao thought, the other party is about to go out, I have to carry it:

"It's funny. It's hard to predict. How many stars shine in the sky, can you know that you are in your home?

Take a lantern to take a photo, don't fool around in Fuzhong, the nearest madhouse is small! ”

Su shi:

"It's unpredictable. The sky is off. All things laugh when the rain falls, and the grass is more blue and pretty.

If the rain is fair, and all things are beautiful, how can it be effective in pouring you? ”

Qin Cao blushed, thinking, I'm still a virgin, I want to leave it to Lord Mumu, you middle-aged and elderly people, want to eat tender grass? Don't be funny, whimsical:

"Don't tease. Locked. The roses are red as fire, and the violets are blue.

You and the macaques are accomplices, the days in the cage are not lonely, and I often come to amuse. ”

Su Shi smiled, turned his eyes to look at the Buddha Yin, and thought, everyone else treats you as a caged macaque, you still don't fight back?

The alcohol concentration in the blood of the Buddha Yin is still relatively high, so looking at the little Kabuki in front of him, who is as beautiful as a fairy and has a knife hidden in his smile and a thorn in his words, he is unhappy, so he drunk and drove, and he is unscrupulous:

"The Bodhisattva saw that I was hungry, and he created Pizza.

I ate pizza and thought about b-playing.

The Bodhisattva saw that I was thirsty, and he created the salad.

I sucked on the salad and thought about the milk.

The Bodhisattva saw me in the darkness, and he created light.

I greeted the sun and thought to myself.

When the Bodhisattva saw that I had no problem, he created you.

So, I want to get you and occupy you day and night! ”

Qin Cao thought, this crazy monk, borrowing wine to pretend to be crazy, eating my tofu, hum, cheap! Scold him, get away:

"I write your name on the sand and wash your face.

I wrote your name in the air, and it was blown away by the wind.

I put your name on my heart, I have a heart attack. ”

Huang Tingjian is more authentic, and he thinks that the two people's mouths are becoming more and more unspeakable, like scolding the street in the market. So, hurry up and interrupt. Looking at the little piano exercise, the person is not timid, the face is fearless, the words are sharp, the old mage is right, this woman and the villain are really difficult to raise. When I met this little girl for the first time, I couldn't say anything about others, so I persuaded the Buddha Yin: "Master Buddha Yin, although you are not full of wealth, at least you can be regarded as a full reader of poetry and books." Don't say those slang and vulgar words half-literately, you can come to some serious ancient poems, and a poem that is most suitable for the here and now! ”

The Buddha printed his heart and did not die, pointed to the piano with his fingers, and elongated his voice and chanted: "The leaves are pale, the white dew is frost, the so-called Yi people, on the water side......"

Huang Tingjian looked at the oily and smooth Buddha seal, and immediately objected: "No, don't count, big monk, who wouldn't have such a poem?" In this way, I will make the question, whoever has good poetry, I will give him a cup of good fragrant tea. Let's stop drinking too much, replace wine with tea, relieve hangover, okay? Hey, everyone, you see, the golden wuxi falls, the jade rabbit is rising, and the moonlight is very good today, so let's take the moon as the theme and have fun, okay? ”

Looking at the glamorous and high-spirited piano exercises, Su Shi's possessiveness was suspended, he really wanted to see the shyness and shame of this little beauty and talented girl after losing, which should be similar to the scene of many young begonias being destroyed and squeezed by a pear tree, speechless, blushing; I can't struggle, I can't succumb. Therefore, Master Su had a ghost idea, and he wanted to take turns to play the piano exercises, so he said: "Everyone, the piano gymnastics girl is a guest today, and we as hosts can't snub the guests, right?" So, stay for a while, our poems are solitaire, a man and a woman, the man groans, the woman sings; The female groaned, and the male groaned. Wouldn't it be fun to intersperse and chant like this? ”

Buddha Yin understood what Su Shi meant, didn't he just want this talented Xiaoqin to surrender and surrender in a low voice? Hehe, this little girl is really arrogant, huh! Today, the three of us big men are bullying you, thinking of this, Buddha Yin took the first shot: "Okay, Master Su, Amitabha, listen, I'll come first:

The tide of the spring river is even with the sea,

The moon on the sea is born together,

Thousands of miles with the waves,

Where is the spring river without moonlight. ”

Su Shi listened, and immediately said: "The great monk of Buddha Yin is the Tang Dynasty poet Zhang Ruoxu's "Spring River Flower Moonlight Night", this poem has a total of 36 sentences, every four sentences change the rhyme, with a beautiful pen full of life, creatively reproduce the scenery of the spring night in the south of the Yangtze River, like the Yangtze River picture scroll under the moonlight, and at the same time convey the pain of parting and lovesickness of the wanderer. The artistic conception of the poem is empty, lingering and compassionate, washing away the thick fat and greasy powder of the palace body of the Six Dynasties, the words are clear and beautiful, the rhyme is beautiful, and it is popular among the people, it is a swan song for the ages, and it is known as the reputation of 'the lonely article covering the whole Tang Dynasty'. Here and now, chanting this poem, to get, to get; Suitable, suitable. girl, it's up to you down there! ”

Qin Cao thought, it's really shameless, three big talents, the wheel da fights me one, are you embarrassed? Hum! It's a shame that Lord Mumu made up the ancient Chinese poems for me, otherwise, I would really be killed by your general. Qin Cao, who has ninjutsu, can still calm down, smiled, and said: "Since the great fa master is chanting the spring moon, then I will come to chant the summer moon:

Bright moon He Jiaojiao,

According to my bed,

Summer sorrow can't sleep,

Wrap up and wander. ”

Su Shi thought that this poem was an excerpt from the nineteen ancient poems "Bright Moon He Jiaojiao", which was received very well, admitting defeat and gambling, and immediately signaled the very unwilling Buddha seal to give Qin Cao tea. At the same time, standing up, he personally stepped out: "Yes, Qin Cao girl, your summer moon is good, but, in comparison, it is not as charming as my autumn moon:

white arboreal crow in the atrium,

Cold dew silently wet osmanthus.

Tonight the moon is bright,

I don't know who Qiu Siluo is.

Alright, piano girl, it's time for your winter moon next! ”

Qin Cao thought, who are you? The great bachelor of Longtu Pavilion! Who am I? Teenage lonely girl! Are you too embarrassed to come and urge the change? No bonuses! Hum! The winter moon is the winter moon, there are many goods in my belly, you have four sentences, I have ten sentences, I am confident:

Xunyang Meng Dongyue,

The vegetation is not completely decayed.

Only arrived in Chang'an Mo,

Cool breeze in August.

Japanese and Western Turbulent Water Song,

Singing old poems alone.

The knotweed flowers began to fall,

The leaves are slightly off.

But as a city thinks,

What a different Qujiang Pond. ”

Su Shi thought, this is Bai Juyi's poem "Early Winter in Huangpu", this little girl is really not bad, the reaction is fast enough, the background is thick enough, I really like her a little. However, this little girl's poems are also okay to memorize by rote. I wonder if her words will work? Why don't I raise the difficulty a little more, narrow the creative space, and see if this little girl will collapse? Therefore, Su Shi spoke again and said, "Everyone, we played with the poem just now, now let's play with the words!" Look at us, now boating on the West Lake. In the distance, farmers and fishermen are very busy. They are endless, the four seasons are endless, it is better for us to take "Fisherman's Pride" as a word card, and then chant about the moon in spring, summer, autumn and winter! Okay, I came up with an idea, I'll come first, listen to "Fisherman's Pride (Spring Moon)":

"Fortunately, spring is coming, and there are few. And teach the moon to take pictures with flowers. The courtyard is really fragrant. The past is gone. I wonder when this scene is coming.

Mo Dao rarely smiled. Night tours must take advantage of the youth. The light pan carved fence is cold. Roundabout. Don't work for candlesticks, the sky dawns. ”

Qin Cao thought, are you still finished? Thanks to my good preparation for class, this "Fisherman's Pride" was not pulled down, there is nothing to say, they are waiting for me! So he smiled heartily and said, "Ladies and gentlemen, the little woman's "Fisherman's Pride (Summer Moon)" is here:

"Sweat is full of Jinhua and cold. The clouds of fire dispersed the strange peaks. Fan reunion rest and comparison. It's gratifying. Kindness is not afraid of the cold.

Where to send the dream cold soul. The glazed cage sleeps on the cage. Escape the heat and the cold palace is like water. Fate is tired. Riding the wind, but descending to the world. ”

Huang Tingjian thought, this little girl, it's really good, I'll come to that "Fisherman's Pride (Autumn Moon)", don't let this flower monk Buddha Yin eat other people's little girl's tofu. So he said: "Girl, I'll come to "Fisherman's Pride (Autumn Moon)":

People are far away in the middle of the moon. Xiancha took advantage of the autumn breeze. Hanxin has returned to the anvil to practice. Clothes are not in the sky. The empty window leads to lovesickness.

Xu Xin Chanjuan is especially in love. Fly lightly on the leaves. Han chrysanthemum branches are tactful. The first feast of people. The new makeup is more slight. ”

Qin Cao thought, let's go home early, so "Fisherman's Pride (Winter Moon)" blurted out:

"The wind can't hold back. Who leans on the jade tower to fly. Frost and snow come to compete for the prime. Distinguishing place. Alone and unobtrusively peeping into the court.

Strong and thin Luo Yi urged jade steps. Beauty should dance for me. I can get drunk until spring can be a few degrees. Sorrowful for the present and the past. Yuehua does not go to last year. ”

The Buddha Yin on the side thought, how can you forget me? No way! I also have to come to the first "Fisherman's Pride", since you have chanted in the spring, summer, autumn and winter, looking at this tender and beautiful little girl, I will come to the first "Fisherman's Pride (New Moon)", teasing this newcomer Crescent Moon Little Fresh Meat. After thinking about it, he spoke: "Everyone, the four seasons and the moon? Then I'll give the girl a new moon! Below, please listen to my master's "Fisherman's Pride (New Moon)":

Fang Ling Gengsheng was bright at the beginning. The bead curtain hooks up the Huatang Xiao. The twelve columns are dry and slender. Make-up for the best of your heart. The jade grate steals the eyebrows of the child.

When disturbing, people go with the rabbit. Ten people are looking at the flowers. Rui pods are not too young to be born. The circle is not over. It has been rounded, but I am afraid that it will be a good time. ”

Qin Cao thought, thief monk, the heart of the flower is not dead, hum! I wasn't afraid of you, so I smiled contemptuously and said, "Great monk, are you thinking about the 'new moon'?" It's a pity, I don't have a 'new moon', but I have a 'oblique moon', so I'll chant a song "Fisherman's Pride (Oblique Moon)" to deal with it:

After sending Qingge back. The southeast floor was quiet. The snub is especially up. Less joy. The empty general will receive the residual photos.

The sword light outside the window is beginning to emerge. The oblique dream breaks the young man. Before the coffin is covered, the heart is not over. Dust worries. His eyes entered Fusang Xiao. ”

Su Shi on the side was thinking, this Buddha seal monk and the girl of the piano seem to be very incompatible, but it is difficult for this little kabuki, month and month, we have been chanting for so many months, let me make a summary, so he said with a fork: "Yes, yes, today we have played with the girl for a year's moon, and finally came the 'new moon' and 'oblique moon'." That's good, chanting poems is right, harmony is precious, and finally, I will have a complete "Fisherman's Pride (Mid-Autumn Moon)":

March is the light of half this night. A year of love is now full. Don't let go of sheng songs, it's easy to disperse. Must be played together. Auntie laughs at people without company.

Hold all the gold essence to Bihan. Drunk groaning is not an ordinary look. It has passed, and the joy of the day has not been broken. I also sighed. The situation has changed to the Ming Dynasty. ”

Huang Tingjian admired Qin Cao to death, but he also saw that the Buddha Seal Monk and Qin Cao girl did not deal with each other very well. He thought, it is rare to have such a beautiful woman, such an affair, and this poetry, be more harmonious, and leave a good thought, so he said: "Everyone, it is rare to be together." Why don't the four of us each make up a sentence and cooperate on a poem as a souvenir? Can? Everyone's comments? Okay, I'll go first, the first sentence: Four talents fight poems for tea,"

Su Shi immediately said: "Fight and laugh haha." ”

Buddha Yin wants to play all night: "It's a pity that it's getting late,"

Qin Cao doesn't want to continue playing with you: "It's better to go home immediately!" ”

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