Chapter 0701: The Mage Wants Breast Augmentation
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Qin Cao said, it's better to go home immediately! Qiong Fang thought, it's time to go home! If I keep moaning like this, they'll forget about me! My "Sorry to Fly" is also going to fly in vain!
Qin Cao said, it's better to go home immediately! Buddha Yin thought, what's the matter, why is my stomach rumbling again, it's time to go home, can't be left for me! Go get your medicine!
Qin Cao said, it's better to go home immediately! Su Shi thought, go home! There are a lot of people today, I will pick another auspicious day of the zodiac, I must let this little girl be red in front of me, obediently begging for mercy!
Qin Cao said, it's better to go home immediately! Huang Tingjian thought, it's not too early, it's time to go home, don't be blinded by the black lights, being gossiped and blamed, and it's not worth it!
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Qin Cao, Qiong Fang and others got off the official boat, got on the grasshopper boat, and the men and women on the big and small boats waved goodbye. At the end, in the fake politeness, Qin Cao had an impulse, carelessly, looking at the sao people, looking at the bright moon, the boat swayed, the people shook, without going through the brain, facing everyone, the stock of Wang Mumu's cramming education, overflowed with a sentence: "Take it for a lifetime, live up to the bright moon and live up to the Qing." ā
Su Shi was stunned, little girl, what do you mean? Just now, Bing Qingyu was clean and ignored. Now, the order is thrown? However, there are three of us here, who are you worthy? Also, take it? What do you want to take? Do you want my Master Su to cover you and don't let people bully you on the West Lake? Therefore, Su Shi also asked: "Qin Shi Mingyue lives up to Qing, and Song Shi Mingyue covers you?" ā
Huang Tingjian thought, little girl, it's impossible for people to be emotionless, and people shouldn't be too rational, so his heart moved, and he said weakly: "I know that I don't live up to Guanglingchun, just because you are a pretty woman." ā
Monk Foyin is very entangled, after all, he is a monk, but, little girl, beautiful and tall, why are you so charming? Therefore, he sighed: "The world is safe and perfect, and it lives up to its promise." ā
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Outside the building, on the third floor, Wang Mumu and a few others, with binoculars, watched the grasshopper boat sail away from the official ship. After separating for 100 meters, Xi'er and Huan'er had a machine dance on the grasshopper boat for no reason. Huan'er's convulsions are a bit excessive, pouting her ass, arching one arch at a time, and dynamically squatting in a shape, which is very unsightly. But no matter what the action, it completely frightened Qiong Fang and her two maids who were still on the boat, what are you doing? Two dumb people! Crazy what crazy? What cramps? Stroke? Want to get nervous? Oops! It's too shaky! Watch out for capsizing!
Wang Mumu upstairs outside the building was very happy, the two mute Xi'er and Huan'er were telling us with body language, Xi'er was saying, the flag is victorious, everything is going well, return safely, don't worry. Huan'er is telling us that Foyin's diarrhea has become mild, and Foyin understands medicine and is already self-governing.
Xi'er and Huan'er's body language, all the people outside the building here saw and understood.
Giorgio Armani spoke to the Arab team: "Rose, what do I say, I will come to medicine the Buddha seal, but you don't want to." What do you say, you are the masters of this laxative, you understand the medicinal properties of this medicine, and it is easy to grasp the proportions. But, you see, it's not enough, isn't it? Isn't this Buddha seal coming out again to harm people? ā
Princess Palmer said, "Duck girl, we have our considerations. We are thinking that the purpose of our medicine is to make this Buddha seal find someone to heal it, so we can only go to Xu Xuanzhi so that we can find Xu Xuan. The problem is that this Buddha seal understands medicine and can be self-governing when there is a disease. And this person may also be very confident and arrogant, and will not admit defeat easily. Therefore, for general diseases, he will not find someone to treat them, nor will he find Xu Xuan to treat them. Therefore, the disease of vomiting and diarrhea can't take him down, and we have to choose a strange problem, a strange disease that he has never seen and heard of, and let him suffer from it. Let him have no direction and be at a loss, so that he may go to Xu Xuan! ā
The flower fairy said: "I agree with Princess Baoma's statement, we must find a Buddha seal he, a well-informed monk who can cure all kinds of diseases, inexplicable disease, only when he is helpless, our first step can be regarded as successful." ā
Shalala said, "Do you want me to cut off his little brother at night......"
Meng Tejiao said: "This is not good! He just lost his little brother and became a eunuch, and he wouldn't go to Xu Xuan. Because Xu Xuan is Xu Xian, no one would have thought that he might reset the cut little brother in situ, if this is really the case, the eunuchs in the capital have long led the donkey to pull the ox and drive the dog, and went to block Xu Xian in groups? ā
Shalala was puzzled: "Sister Meng, Xu Xuancheng Xu Xian, can replant limbs, and the eunuchs want to regain their youth, which is understandable." But what are the eunuchs doing with donkeys, oxen, and dogs? Doesn't Mr. Xu Xuan usually like to eat seafood and white meat, but not beef and sheep red meat? ā
Meng Tejiao blushed: "Sister Sha, do you really not understand, or are you pretending to be stupid?" People pay the same fee once, do a cosmetic surgery, of course, pick a large one, who doesn't want to double the lost joy to make up? Whoever pretends to be a donkey, pretends to be a cow, and the worst of them has to be a dog. In the future, when you are fine, you can be self-satisfied, me, cow! Even if something happens accidentally in the future, there will be an excuse and strong words, this is not what I did! It was done by a donkey! It's dog day! ā
Wang Mumu glanced at Xiao Zhixian, who was still unemployed on the side, and saw that she had her head stuffed in her arms, and she was about to cramp with laughter. A trace of blush had climbed on her white jade-like neck, which was delicate and lovely, and the beauty was delicious.
Wang Mumu was speechless, looked at those European beauties, and thought, European beauties, you are beautiful, but this beauty is really a bit barbaric!
Meng Tejiao, a medical major, came up with a whimsical idea again: "Vice principal, and sisters, I have come up with a disease, which is the disease that makes men most embarrassed, that is, 'male rupes dysplasia'. We tried to drug the Buddha Yin, to give that kind of strong female stimulation, so that he became a feminine man, the male characteristics faded, and the female characteristics were radical, and in the current Great Song Dynasty, he was the only one with this disease, and there was no other branch. He looked at his two little white rabbits that were rising day by day, and he didn't know how to take his pulse, male left and female right, which hand should hold which hand? What do you think? Our dream princess is good, right? Be imaginative! ā
The flower fairy said, "Dream princess, you dream again, right?" How long does it take for this medicine to denature the Buddha seal? We're not interested in playing with him all the time! Besides, I said, Lord Su in Hangzhou City was already good friends with Buddha Yin, and this Lord Su likes women. Now, after the feminization of the Buddha seal he likes, will this Lord Su change his dual-purpose to single-mindedness? Set two pampering in the Buddha seal, and this Buddha seal is both glass and vase, or a king-size glass vase. If that's the case, won't our little princess Iwako give up all her efforts? Did you do a piano drill in white? Therefore, the night is long and there are many dreams, you come from the dream, you still go from the dream. This is not a viable solution! ā
Meng Tejiao's bull temper came up, and she persistently said: "Hey! Feed! Feed! Teacher Hua, why can't I plan this way? Well? Isn't it just that you have been drugged for a long time? Then I can reprogram the process, I can change the medicine into surgery, I can change the original 'one in January, one in March' to 'just one night', I can make the Buddha Yin have two more white rabbits on his chest at once! I'll work with Shala, tie him up first, and then hang him up. Hold up his eyelids with a matchstick and let him see with his own eyes how in the airfield in the blink of an eye, how we inject active silicone under his skin, and in an instant, two milk mountains have been raised! And it's heavy, and the portion is enough. When we inject, we make two rings at the root of Hoi An, which can ensure that the newborn milk is stalactite-shaped, and the weight of a single unit is not less than 5 kilograms. We can also add material to the halo part, widen and lengthen, and add pigment. Hehe, no matter how good this Buddha seal is, no matter how thick-skinned he is, and he is rich overnight, can he still be embarrassed to enter the public eye again? ā
Shalala heard Meng Tejiao say that she wanted to complete this amazing masterpiece of creating a devil's body with her, and she was also interested: "That is, this Buddha seal understands medicine, and he can also see some internal diseases." Could it be that he can still be a surgeon? Does he have the ability to cut off the two white rabbits on his chest? Does he have the ability to suck out the silicone we injected in? Does he have the ability to simply go from the palace and change from a monk to a nun? ā
Armani came to pour cold water: "Sister Meng, your ideas are creative, but don't you say it yourself, after this Buddha Yin became rich overnight, he must not dare to show his face, then, he is at home, how can we find Xu Xuan?" Besides, although I have never studied plastic surgery, I also read the academic report on breast augmentation in the library. You guys are so barbaric, how can you fill people with so much silicone at once? Do you still want to make that difficult strip-like stalactite? Have you ever wondered? It is entirely possible that the two imitation milks that you helped the Buddha seal generate have an unstable foundation, break away from the base area, and guerrilla attacks to the two ribs. If so, if this Buddha seal stands, it is a strange man with four hands; Lie down and you'll be a six-legged crab! You're too good at tossing people, you don't know how to go step by step? You don't know about balanced development? If these two large bags of 10 kg of silicone are averaged, one before the other, wouldn't the force be more even? ā¦ā¦ā
Mengte Jiao glanced at Armani: "Sister Duck, please note, what I want to do is breast augmentation, what I want to do is not a hunchback, can you figure out the direction?" ā
The flower fairy spoke again: "This plan will definitely not work!" You think, if this Buddha seal would go to Xu Xuan to see a doctor, it was because he knew that he had a disease. Look at your plan, what kind of work do you call this? Pouring 10 kilograms of silicone into the chest of the Buddha seal without saying anything, can this still be called sick? Sick and sick, this disease is born by yourself, you are called 'pretending' to be sick! Is this 'disease' forced on the body of the Buddha seal, which is like weight-bearing training, and the two big burdens are forced to hang on other people's bodies? Tell me yourself, if so, did Buddha Yin go to Xu Xuan to see a doctor or a joke?
I see, if this Buddha seal is willing to go out with two large bags of 10 kilograms of silicone hanging from his chest, then he will definitely not go to Xu Xuan to see a doctor in the first place, but to go to the yamen and Su Shi to complain! What sin do I accuse you? It's a bit hard to guess! Suing you for planting? Sue you for practicing medicine illegally? Suing you for constructing illegal structures on the human body? Sue you for illegally erecting on his chest? Sue you guys for making the wrong shape? Sue you muscle needles don't spank your chest? Sue you for the wrong potion for injection, the wrong direction, and you don't know the dose? Sue you men and women for not distinguishing between the wrong person? Sue you for overloading him and making him walk unpleasantly? Sue you for polluting his chest with pigment? I also accused you of mistaking the Buddha Yin Master for an elephant? Hehe, to be honest, your plan is very creative, but your plan is out of the original intention of Xu Xuan to treat the disease and save the disease in this topic. So, my personal opinion on your plan is: no! ā
Meng Tejiao calmed down, thinking about it, this plan is a bit excessive, we are not doctors anymore, we have become robbers. Then I'll make up for it, so I smiled and said, "Teachers, students, I still have a second plan for this princess, do you want to listen to it?" You'll regret it if you don't listen? ā
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