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In the hotel where the Liao people stayed, Xiao Xian'er was scolding Xiao Xiamo, she was so angry that she didn't call Xiao Xiamo the horse master, she called her by her name: "Xiao Xiama!" You tell me honestly! You say, did you collude with the emperor and them, for the sake of your so-called national interests, to coax me, a young girl, to marry a fifty or sixty-year-old strange-eyed man, snot man, saliva man, stammering man, hemp man, hunchback man, bumpy man, sloppy man, and lewd man? You guys are so ruthless! My character is really good, I was deceived by you as soon as I was deceived, I abandoned my Prince Charming, I came all the way to marry such a garbage man? Oops! My mother in heaven! Your daughter has been tricked! My life is so miserable! I'm reluctant! I'm unwilling! Xiao Xia wipe! You old bastard! You pay me! You pay me for the prince charming! You compensate me for my young and handsome Wang Mumu! You pay me for the loss of my youth reputation! You pay me for my emotional frustration! Let me tell you, Xiao Xiamo! I'm not done with you! I'm not going to marry that half-old and immortal Wang Mumu! I want you to quit your family! I want you to ask our emperor to withdraw his order! I'm going back home! I've figured it out now, I don't want to marry anyone! I'm still going back to be a jolly little princess! Xiao Xia wipe! Do you hear that? You are dead! I've said so much, why don't you say a word?! ”

Xiao Xia, who was scolded by Xiao Xian'er, looked at Xiao Xian'er tremblingly, and saw that her cannons finally had a gap, so she interjected: "Little county lord! Calm down! Please listen to the old minister and say a few words, if the old minister is at fault, after speaking, the county lord will teach a lesson, okay? Little county lord, today you and I met Wang Mumu. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 infoThis is normal, your little county lord has written two love letters in a row, and it also involves national affairs and people's livelihood plans, and people should not be silent. This effect is actually what your little lord is looking forward to! It's just that today's appearance of Wang Mumu is a bit unexpected. The image is very bad, the temperament is even worse, he is not at all like the young and handsome Wang Mumu I saw in Liuqiu! It's just two people! ”

Xiao Xian'er: "Then, let me ask you!" You can't lie! The Wang Mumu we saw today is the Wang Mumu you saw in Liuqiu? ”

Xiao Xiamo: "Well, little county lord, I don't even know how to answer you." Let's talk about people, this person's appearance is still there. This person seems to be at least Wang Mumu's brother, and some genetic traits can't be erased. But to say that this person is Wang Mumu is really unspeakable. I felt like we were going to a pond to take pictures, and there was debris in the water and a light breeze. A gust of wind came, the water rippled, and the faces in the water were out of shape, but the faces in the water could still see who was the face. Today, I feel that I have seen a face of Wang Mumu in the water, and it is still the kind of face in the ripples. Alas, little county lord, have you ever seen the begging Wang Mumu, that Wang Mumu, strong and handsome, extremely smart, dominant, swallowing rivers and mountains, who can not love such a man? So, how can today's Wang Mumu be the Wang Mumu of Liuqiu? Oops, I don't know, what the hell is going on? ”

Xiao Xian'er: "Hey! Xiao Xiamo, don't we all know that Wang Mumu is an orphan, and he has no brothers? Therefore, this person is either Wang Mumu at the end, or Wang Mumu at the end, it is impossible for Wang Mumu's brothers and nephews to stand in! Xiao Xiamo, let me ask you, didn't you talk to this Wang Mumu today? Do you think he is the Wang Mumu who begs? ”

Xiao Xiamo: "Little county lord, you also heard it today, I asked Wang Mumu, I said, Lord Mumu, why haven't you seen you for more than a year, and you have changed a lot?" That Wang Mumu replied to me at the time, saying, unfortunately, he had a serious illness last year and almost went to see the king of Hades. Although he has recovered from the disease now, there are many sequelae, and he is much older. This Wang Mumu also said, he, this serious illness, he can't treat himself, so let them treat an Arab princess who knows how to heal. Who knows, this Arab princess is not good at learning, the disease is cured, but the person is also cured of the old, so, under the hands of the Arab princess, I became the Abel of Allah. That Wang Mumu also said, Xiao Horse of Liao, have you seen the size of the pockmarks on my face? You know, my Wang Mumu's original face was very smooth, but now it has become pitted. The reason for this is also due to the Arab doctor. She said that she wanted to remember the attachment of God on my face, so I had the Big Dipper Seven Star Array on my face, and I heard that in the second phase of treatment, she would also arrange a Bagua Sesame Array......

Little county lord, I am listening to Wang Mumu while I am observing this Wang Mumu. No matter what I think, I think he can't be the Wang Mumu of the original Liuqiu, but the feeling of the old minister tells me that he is the Wang Mumu of Liuqiu, alas! My mind is a little confused. Little county lord, didn't I introduce you to Wang Mumu today, then tell me, you have also observed for a long time, how do you feel? ”

Xiao Xian'er: "Oh, Xiao Concubine, let me tell you, as soon as you introduced me, as soon as I looked up, I was stunned!" I saw two slugs dragging under the nostrils of Wang Mumu! And the two slugs were still sliding up and down rhythmically up and down with his breathing! Those two slugs, it's disgusting! Yellow, thick, sticky, thick, vomit! If it weren't for the importance of diplomatic etiquette, I would have vomited soon! I held back and swallowed back the overnight meal that came up in my stomach! At that time, out of courtesy, I saluted this Wang Mumu. I looked at him and returned the salute. When he returned the salute, his two slugs were still detached from the skin of his upper lip and dangling in mid-air! Xiao Pony! Horse master! I can't stand it! My mind went blank and I didn't even know what I was supposed to say!

Hey, the most unbearable thing is that at that time, when Wang Mumu saluted me, when his two slugs were still dangling in the air, a little beauty next to Wang Mumu later learned that she was the little princess specially sent by the Wa Kingdom to beg for peace, and the little princess stretched out her hand and pressed under Wang Mumu's nostrils to remove Wang Mumu's two slugs! This is understandable, this little princess has a motherhood, and treats Wang Mumu as a little boy who drags his nose, and a rough man as a mother, all of whom do this. In fact, aren't they very rich? Can't they take a piece of cloth, or even a piece of silk, or at least a piece of paper, and wipe it for Wang Mumu? How can you be like primitive people, like barbarians, this is not tireless? Isn't it uncomfortable?

Oh, the most unbearable and unbearable thing is still to come, at that time, the little princess of the Wa Kingdom, after removing Wang Mumu's two slugs, the two slugs were already in her hands, and she would put these two slugs into her mouth! Oops! I can't stand it anymore! I had a nausea and it was so disgusting! I'm on the verge of breaking down!!

Also, Xiao Concubine, everything that happened next, I felt like I was in a dream, and it was in a nightmare. Xiao Luma, you also saw that when the princess of the Japanese Kingdom devoured Wang Mumu's two slugs, another little beauty beside Wang Mumu knew afterwards that she was the little princess of the Goryeo Kingdom who had been lost and recovered, and this little princess of Goryeo went to clean Wang Mumu's upper lips like a paralyzed patient. However, this Wang Mumu is also powerful enough, how can there be so many goods in his nostrils? As soon as the Goryeo princess removed Wang Mumu's newborn two slugs, a new round of slugs was very diligently in place. That's a good princess of Goryeo! She gritted her teeth and was loyal to her duty, so that her face turned red. After a while, there was already a small pile of semi-solid slugs in the small plate she was holding! Maybe the Goryeo princess was tired of squatting there, or maybe the source of the mucus in Wang Mumu's nostrils was temporarily depleted, so the Goryeo princess stood up, and at the same time, she picked up two of the fattest slugs from a small plate and put them into her mouth with relish! Xiao Pony! At that time, I was so sick that I was almost numb, my throat was going to twitch, and I thought they were a little perverted! It's not like a normal person!

The little princess stood up straight, and gave the quivering slugs on her plate to the eight beauties standing on either side of Wang Mumu to taste. These eight beauties, as I later knew, four were princesses of various countries, one was the king of the sea in the Mediterranean, one was the queen of the army, and two were female generals. These eight beauties, one by one, are holding Wang Mumu's slugs, sucking, sucking, chewing, licking, biting, eating, and catting, all of them have endless aftertaste and great enjoyment! Xiao Pony! My nerves were starting to get out of shape! I'm already starting to get dizzy, I'm thinking, isn't it, Wang Mumu, who everyone is preaching about having the art of gods and ghosts, is he using these slugs to control others, women, and beauties? Come to think of it, it also makes sense, snot is closest to the brain, and snot may contain the medium of exporting human intelligence and manipulation! Alas, if I don't understand it this way, how can I feel about this incredible phenomenon in front of me? Vision? Disgusting elephants?

Xiao Pony! I'm thinking, if I really marry this Wang Mumu, then do I have to chew that Wang Mumu's slugs every day? Oops! I don't want it! Don't want it! Horse master! Help me! I don't want to be with these sick and perverted slugs, let's get out of the marriage quickly! ”

Xiao Xiamo: "Little county lord, today's scene also shocked the old minister." Lao Chen didn't expect that Wang Mumu, who was extremely noble in his impression, would be so filthy, and those noble and luxurious princesses would also be in the same stream! The water is deep, confused, I really can't figure it out!

Later, when I came back, I thought about it, and I began to feel that something was wrong! Today, I think that this Wang Mumu's actions, he is a bit pretending. Hmph, Lao Chen, I'm so old, and I've read countless people, I always feel that today's ugly Wang Mumu is a little unnatural. Oh, I still remembered, isn't Wang Mumu that has a very bad face today? It was green and black, but when I reached for the teacup, his hands went around in circles like his feet and went to grab the teacup, and I found that his arms were not green or black. Although, a person's face will always be darker than a person's body, but it is unlikely that the contrast is so great. So, little county lord, let's not be anxious, today, Wang Mumu made a special appointment to meet us, and we met head-on, and he took the initiative. I think, we might as well find another opportunity, not let this Wang Mumu know, let's observe him from the side, from the walking posture, etc., let's take a look, is this Wang Mumu the original Wang Mumu?

Also, the little county lord, today we met with Wang Mumu, in the original plan, to talk to Wang Mumu about the tribute to the Song court, I see that you have been frightened by today's Wang Mumu's image, and your business today is just a simple mention, not to say it deeply, the matter has not been implemented. ”

Xiao Xian'er: "Oh, Master Horse, I still care about what he does now, how can the county lord have any mind to answer the business now, the county lord needs the truth of the facts now!" Master Pony, hearing you say that, I also have some ideas. You think, you said, in the seven days of the wedding that was begged, there were many single-married girls on the dragon and phoenix list announced. It is estimated that the number of girls who choose this kind of single marriage will be in the hundreds or even thousands, and these hundreds and thousands of single marriages are actually in love with Wang Mumu, so if this Wang Mumu is really what it is today, then so many little girls who were originally orphans and beggars, I think they may be grateful to him, but they may not necessarily like him! Moreover, I heard that Wang Mumu's current wife is a princess, and many of his little wives are queens, princesses and queens. Also, let me recall that the two little girls on the left and the right who accompanied Wang Mumu to meet us today are the princess of the Wa Kingdom and the princess of Goryeo. Look at these two people, they are both young, they are also beautiful, and they are even more noble. I think these two little girls are very careful to take care of this Wang Mumu, support him, protect him, and be meticulous. This is definitely not pretended. Moreover, their eyes are full of respect and love, and there are many smiles that they can't hide. As for the eight beauties who were chewing slugs on both sides, they were also smiling with relish on the one hand. You say, how could such an unbearable Wang Mumu be loved by so many princesses and queens? So, now, after learning from the pain and calming down, I also feel that there seems to be a bit of a problem here. As for what the problem is, I still don't understand! As the horse master said, this remains to be seen, then, why don't we ...... first"

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