Chapter 19 Immortals are not just legends

Kong Yingda obviously would not let go of such a rare opportunity, so he hurriedly said: "As a descendant of the surname Kong, I should know about the ancestors."

Li Ran said indifferently: "If you want to know, it's my business."

Kong Yingda was helpless: "But only you have seen the first saint"

I said I'd added it if I saw it! Li Ran asked rhetorically: "I'm going to tell you if I've seen it?"

Kong Yingda said as if he remembered something: "Li Ran, tell me, I won't pursue what happened just now."

Li Ran said disdainfully: "Old man Kong, don't be embarrassed, what if you investigate it, what can you do to me?"

Kong Yingda proudly threatened: "Hmph, I can't do anything to you, but I can not be this teacher"

Regarding Kong Yingda's threat, Li Ran only deeply despised and said: "It's just a rotten Confucian, who is rare, let you teach, the students you teach will not contribute much to the world, it's just a few more literate people, it's unbearable."

Kong Yingda erupted angrily: "You, you"

Li Ran continued to sarcastically say: "You, what are you, am I not right, you said that you are also old, you have done something big, you have written a few poems and words, and you have done a few things for the country and the people, yes, no, you are a scholar who can only do what you can do, and a scholar should do what a scholar should do, don't fool around all day long in the name of Confucius's descendants."

Kong Yingda didn't refute, because he fainted, and all the primary school students looked at Li Ran with admiration, that was Kong Yingda, a Confucian master who even Li Shimin had to give three points of courtesy, so he fainted.

Li Tai, the fat man on the side, thought for a long time before he said lightly: "Is it time to call Teacher Kong the imperial doctor next?"

Li Ran glanced at Li Tai strangely, damn, after thinking for a long time, he finally understood that he was called a doctor, and he was a black-bellied man.

A five-year-old Lori on the side said to Li Ran a little timidly: "Isn't Brother Immortal an immortal, as long as Brother Immortal saves the teacher, the teacher will be fine."

Li Ran gave little Lori a kind smile: "Little sister, what's your name, my brother will take you to see the goldfish"

Little Lori said in a crisp voice: "My name is Li Xueyan, the elder brother of the fairy, do you have a golden fish?"

Li Ran was a little surprised, didn't Li Xueyan always live in Rencheng, and it wasn't until the fourteenth year of Zhenguan that she was summoned to Chang'an by Li Shimin and then named Princess Wencheng, why did she meet it now.

Li Ran walked over and grabbed Li Xueyan's little hand and said, "Of course there are golden fish, but Xiao Xueyan wants to tell my brother, don't you live in Rencheng, why did you come to Chang'an?"

Li Xueyan said: "I live in Rencheng, and now our family has come to the capital."

Li Ran was not interested in Li Xueyan's family coming to Chang'an, the reason why he was interested in Li Xueyan was because she was more famous, Li Ran asked: "Xueyan, why do you call me Brother Immortal?"

Li Xueyan said with some uneasiness: "It was Sister Lizhi who asked me to call you like this."

Seeing Li Xueyan's somewhat frightened appearance, Li Ran couldn't help but wonder if he was so terrible, so he showed a soft smile and said: "Xueyan is good, don't be afraid, Brother Immortal is the embodiment of justice, the source of wisdom, and the guardian of the moon, specializing in eliminating all darkness and evil."

"Li Ran, don't save people soon", the sudden angry voice interrupted Li Ran's flickering.

Li Ran turned his head angrily and looked at the source of the voice: "Yo, Li Er, why are you here?"

Li Shimin said angrily: "Why am I here, if I don't come, can I see such a thing?"

Li Shimin originally just wanted to see if Kong Yingda could teach Li Ran, but he didn't expect to see Kong Yingda lying on the ground as soon as he came in, and a group of elementary school students were still around to discuss Li Ran's heroic achievements.

Li Ran smiled and said: "Li Er, you're late, if you can find a little, you will definitely see Teacher Kong performing the syncope method, an absolute master-level acting act."

Li Shimin said angrily: "Play your sister, don't wake him up soon"

Li Ran wondered and said to himself: Damn, is this the Tang Dynasty, why do so many people have such advanced words!

Li Ran said while walking towards Kong Yingda: "What a big deal, don't you faint, with my Li Xianzhi, I can't die if I want to."

Li Ran walked up to Kong Yingda and rubbed his body vigorously, but he didn't see anything come out after rubbing. Li Tai asked curiously: "Brother Ran, what are you rubbing, do you want the little brother to help you?"

Li Ran: "Help your sister, no, help your father, help, this is not a job you can do, of course I am rubbing the 'leg stretching and staring pill' that only dissolves in the mouth but not in the hand."

Li Tai asked weakly, "Brother Ran, are you sure that the 'Stretching Legs and Staring Pill' is not used for the dead but for the living?"

Li Ran said dissatisfiedly: "Fat Li, don't you believe me, your mother has eaten one pill at the beginning, and the effect is naturally needless to say."

Well, hearing this, Li Shimin felt that he had a disgusting feeling, but not for himself, but for the eldest grandson and queen. Li Shimin said very unhappily: "Li Ran, your leg stretching and staring pill won't be rubbed out of the ashes on your body, right?"

Li Ran was speechless: "Damn, what are you thinking, am I the kind of sloppy person, please don't tarnish my glorious image"

Li Tai said cautiously: "But you just now"

Li Ran said a little annoyed: "What happened to me just now, I feel that my skin is smooth and soft, what's wrong with touching it, okay, don't open your mouth that shouldn't be talking anymore, otherwise I will beat you"

Li Tai was defeated and obediently closed his mouth

Li Lizhi looked at Li Tai's appearance and smiled, then pulled Li Ran's clothes and shouted in a low voice: "Brother Immortal"

Li Ran couldn't stand the weak gaze and gentle voice of the little Lori Li Li the most, so he simply took out a pill and gave it to Kong Yingda, and after a while, he saw Kong Yingda wake up.

Looking at Kong Yingda's somewhat muddy and confused eyes, Li Ran said with a soft heart: "In fact, there is still a lot of room for development, although I can't write any awesome masterpieces that affect human beings, but I can also do a good job of annotating and breaking good chapters and sentences for those students, so that those students can easily learn and master."

Kong Yingda's eyes lit up, and then asked, "Do you have a way?"

Li Ran shook the folding fan in his hand and nodded, but changed the topic and said, "I said, you are going to die in class so early, pit immortals!" Don't get up** and there is wood! I don't have the energy to go to class! Getting up too early is not good for your health! If you can't learn, there is wood! Didn't eat breakfast! There is wood! Please don't pit immortals, immortals are not just legends"

What kind of bird language is this, I don't understand it! Damn, a group of people looked at Li Ran with a black line, but someone finally understood a few words.

Li Shimin opened his mouth and said: "Okay, this matter is over, and we still have to continue the class now."

Kong Yingda didn't follow: "How can this matter end here?"

Li Shimin said in a long paragraph: "If there is anything to talk about later, let's continue to attend class now."

Li Shimin left and didn't care about Kong Yingda after speaking, and Kong Yingda, who was helpless, had no choice but to continue to teach these elementary school students. Look at how good it is in ancient times, it is a great Confucian to teach elementary school students! However, at this time, how could the great Confucian look like a great Confucian, and his face was full of thoughts as if his daughter-in-law had run away with someone.

But none of this matters, the important thing is that Li Xueyan is sitting next to Li Lizhi to watch the goldfish.

Li Lizhi asked curiously, "What goldfish?"

Li Xueyan shook her head: "Brother Xianzhi said that it was a golden fish"

Li Lizhen suddenly looked at Li Ran, Li Ran felt Li Lizhen's gaze, and then saw Li Xueyan, the girl sitting next to Li Lizhen with a smile on her face, and suddenly knew what to do, so she exchanged a fish tank and a goldfish and put them on Li Liqin's table.

Li Lizhi was immediately disinterested when she saw the so-called goldfish, and even Li Xueyan was not interested, but Li Xueyan had never seen the transparent glass, so she stared at the fish tank.

Seeing this, Li Ran questioned Li Li, "Lizhen, what's the situation?"

Looking at Li Ran's curiosity, Li Lizhi explained: "Brother Immortal, there are many fish gardens in this fish, I really don't look at it."

Forehead! In the past, the blame Shu millet deceived little Lori didn't always go to see the goldfish first, how did it come to me, it didn't work, is it that the times are really different! Li Ran sighed speechlessly.

But can such a faceless thing pass like this, no, absolutely not. Li Ran coughed, cleared his throat and said, "The goldfish I said is too big, and it's not easy to place it here, so I just got a small fish, and I'll show you the goldfish when there is a big place in the future."

The two girls innocently asked, "Really?"

Li Ran, who couldn't stand that innocent gaze, naturally turned his head and said, "Nature is true."

Li Ran opened the topic and said, "Lizhen, have you prepared the place?"

Li Lizhi nodded and said: "The place to change the house for me has been prepared, and the place to change the house for the other sisters has not been prepared yet, and there are still a few days to be ready."

Li Xueyan has naturally heard about this, and the little girl has long wanted to see what is going on with the change of house, of course, it would be better if there was a house. Li Xueyan looked at Li Ran with big eyes, her eyes full of curiosity and eagerness.

Li Ran smiled and pinched the little girl's little face and said, "The little girl still has a lot of thoughts, let's wait until your sister Lizhi gets it done."

The little girl Li Xueyan nodded heavily: "Thank you, Brother Immortal"

I don't know if I heard Li Ran's conversation, the fat man Li Tai also looked at Li Ran with big eyes, in addition to longing in his eyes, the chubby little face was about to come to Li Ran, and the meaning was obvious: Pinch, pinch as much as you want, just change a house for me after pinching.

Looking at Li Tai like that, Li Ran closed his eyes and lay on the table and said lightly: "Let's talk about it later"

Although it was a little different from what he said to Li Xueyan, Li Tai could hear the same meaning in the words, and his little eyes narrowed and smiled proudly, he was so shameless in vain!

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