"You don't know, do you? After our son-in-law woke up from a lightning strike, he didn't even know how to undress and ...... "In a dark corner of Dou Mansion, a gossipy family Ding Jia whispered to a few idle companions.

"Isn't it?" These guys all stood up at the corners of their eyes, and their expressions were extremely strange.

"Of course, am I still lying to you? Not...... Don't tell others, otherwise if it reaches the ears of the son, I and you will have to suffer a lot of money. ”

A group of housekeepers have their heads lit up like chickens pecking rice.

Soon, Ding Yi, who got the gossip from Ding Jia, confided the news to his friend Ding Bing, and also told Ding Bing that this product should not be spread randomly, and Ding Bing swore that he would never pass the news on to others.

After that, Jia Ding Bing revealed the news very vaguely to his good friend Yahuan Yi, and Ya Huan Yi passed on this gossip that had been processed and understood by himself to his good sister Yahuan Ding......

In less than a day's effort, almost all the maids in the whole house knew that their son-in-law's surname had changed greatly after being struck by lightning, well, from the beginning of the urban toilet version began to circulate to the fantasy version, and there was even a trend of evolution to the Xiuzhen version.

As long as the harmful Dou Yan appeared on any occasion, all the maids of the family had awe-inspiring expressions and strange eyes, and the harmful Dou Yan thought that it was because these guys were afraid of the bad temper of the original Dou Gongzi.

However, under Dou Yan's repeated questioning, his personal loyal servant Dou Bonne had to vaguely tell some facts, and the angry Dou Yan, a traverser from the future, was so angry that he almost vomited blood and died. "What the is this called...... Dou Yan couldn't help but burst into tears. What has happened to me, a dignified future top student of the Academy of Sciences?

Could it be that those guys don't show their butts when they go to the toilet, but squeeze their faces into the toilet? Who are these people?

"Childe, the little ones should be damned, the little ones really didn't expect those foodies to spread the word about this." Seeing Dou Yan's expression of wanting to eat people, Dou Bonne was so frightened that he quickly knelt on the ground.

"Okay, okay, get out of the way for Lao Tzu, it's all passed on, what else can this son do? Do you want to let them all be pumped on the twenty boards, or let you go to beat gongs and drums and use trumpets to go around to preach that your son is flattering, and you can't even understand the trouser belt? Dou Yan collapsed weakly on the soft couch, it was really, too crying and laughing.

"This ......" Hearing this, Dou Bone's expression was also very entangled, and he didn't seem to know whether to agree with Gongzi's unbelievable suggestion.

Dou Yan glared at the sad Dou Bone, and continued to squint his eyes in a daze on the soft couch. It seems that it is better to be a low-key person, and in the future, I will simply complete the bathroom in the small courtyard.

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The sunshine, the white clouds, the blue sky, and the occasional flock of geese flying in the sky, the white walls are blue-black bricks, and the courtyard is covered with bluestone except for the path in the middle, and the rest of the open space is compacted mud.

Near the wall, there are tall trees, including pine, cypress, locust and other tree species, and Dou Yan even saw the duck palm tree, which is the ginkgo tree that people in later generations called the living fossil of the plant.

And Dou Yan was sitting in the corridor under the eaves at the moment, with a thick and soft felt blanket on the floor, and a couch beside him, so that he could lean comfortably, chewing on the walnuts that his subordinates would crack open, basking in the warm and peaceful sunshine in the autumn day, making people feel comfortable.

"That Berne, it's so boring to sit like this, is there anything to relieve the boredom?" Dou Yan smashed his mouth, picked up a yellow hump, an extraordinarily attractive persimmon, reached out and touched his belly, which had been filled with snacks in the morning, think about it, forget it, according to this way of eating, it is strange that you will not become a pig in two months.

Why is it so edible, there is no way, it's boring, I can't find someone to talk about, all the people under the vote are stupid and pestle aside, and they can't keep up with Dou Yan's unpredictable train of thought, let alone rush to answer, it's good to be able to answer all questions. So Dou Yan, who was ordered by his parents to recuperate at home, and by the way, needed to think about his future, he could only lie down stupidly and take snacks to vent.

The next day after the father went to see the Empress Dowager Dou, the house came to announce the decree, announcing the reinstatement of the father's official and continuing to be his Changle Palace Zhan Shi, the father who has something to do is full of spirit, and he goes out early and returns late every day, and the mother who has been harmed has complained for the past two days.

Well, but scratching is scratching, it can still be seen from her mother's face that she likes her father to be full of energy and vitality, instead of squatting at home to raise fat. Thinking about it, the most outstanding person in the dignified Dou clan does not have a stage to display his talents, which is indeed too undeserved.

And the mother and mother are in charge of the affairs of the house inside and outside every day, as for the sister Dou Zhi, well, this girl is very elusive, she will appear and disappear for a while, which makes Dou Yan think of the ghost that flickers in the horror movie, of course, it refers to the kind of very beautiful.

But it hasn't appeared today, and I don't know if it's wild.

"This, the little one doesn't know very well, I don't know how Childe wants to relieve his boredom?" Dou Bone rolled his eyelids for a long time, and he didn't seem to be able to think of any good tricks.

Dou Yan is also very speechless, this is the Han Dynasty, we are not familiar with it, how do you know what can relieve boredom in this era, Ya actually asked me, can you help me get an i7 high-end laptop, install a wireless broadband for me, isn't this bullshit?

Dou Yan said weakly: "Forget it, you can find me something to pass the time." ”

Dou Bone's eyes lit up: "Yes, when the son is free at home, he likes to read the most, so the little one will go to the study to get you some classics, and you will come with me." With a wave of Dou Bone's imposing hand, the two standby family members immediately disappeared from Dou Yan's sight with Dou Bone, and when they appeared in front of Dou Yan's eyes again, each holding a few large bundles of bamboo slips in their hands respectfully placed in front of Dou Yan.

"Wow...... Han Jian, a national treasure. When Dou Yan saw this thing, his eyes lit up, Han Jian, Qin Jian, these things are definitely national first-class cultural relics in the 21st century, priceless treasures, at most I have glanced at it twice in TV before, and I remember which Han tomb unearthed Han Jian and caused a sensation.

However, when Dou Yan urgently picked up a bundle of bamboo slips and opened them, his original expression of flying eyebrows suddenly petrified, and his eyes bulged like a goldfish with blistering eyes.

"Damn, it's actually a seal script ......" Dou Yan looked at it for a long time, and finally came to a conclusion, Sanqing Daozun is on it, and it is actually a bamboo slip written by a seal he doesn't know.

Dou Bone didn't notice Dou Yan's hideous face like vermilion, and said flatteringly: "This is the "Zhou Yi" that you were reading before you got sick. ”

"Zhou Yi" ......" Dou Yan gritted his teeth and said viciously, his expression was like tearing the bamboo slips in his hand and swallowing them in his stomach before he could relieve his hatred.

As a traverser, Dou Yan has a kind of impulse with tears in his eyes, and the small seal is said to be Li Si's ass in order to shoot Qin Shi Huang's sycophants, what kind of car is on the same track, and the book is the same text, so as to be born from the font of the big seal, but the seal book still belongs to the hieroglyphs, and until the appearance of the official book, the Chinese characters lost the meaning of hieroglyphs.

The problem is that it is now the reign of Emperor Jing of the Western Han Dynasty, and the small seal is still the mainstream, and Dou Yan, as a soul traveler in the 21st century, can contact the traditional Chinese characters in later generations are those common fonts in later generations. As for the small seal, the big seal, and the golden text, the gods and horses are as elusive as the clouds on the horizon for him.

As for Zhou Yi...... Dou Yan has only seen it at a fortune-telling booth, and he didn't expect that in this era, he would become his own regular reading model, fucking ...... What is this called?

All in all, I am a model of successful outstanding college students under the quality education system in the new era, an outstanding college student in the 21st century who has successfully completed his studies in a college of higher learning and won a number of scholarships, and a knowledgeable, educated, thoughtful, and connotative young man who has crossed over to the Han Dynasty, which has lagged behind the scientific and technological civilization of later generations for more than 2,000 years, and has actually become an illiterate and illiterate person.

"Childe, what's wrong with you? The expression is ugly, is there something uncomfortable, the small one will call people. Dou Bone finally noticed the strangeness of his son-in-law.

"No, I'm not interested in watching these things right now." Dou Yan stupidly threw down those bamboo slips, who can understand the frustration of a young man who found himself unable to comprehend the ancient Chinese language art.

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ps: Because there were a lot of bugs in the early chapters, a lot of changes have been made to Qing. In addition, please rest assured that there will be at least three changes per day in these days, and at most five watches, and strive to make up the previous amount of words within a few days.

Well, I'm ashamed to fold my hands to you, the weird puppet himself, is in the head of the martial arts belt struggle codeword......

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