The servants and maids in the house were all cleaning and tidying up all parts of the house, and they were in a hurry. Only Dou Yan, who had just recovered from a serious illness, seemed extraordinarily leisurely, but after walking around for a while, Dou Yan also lost interest.

In a word, there are no beauties, or it should be said that there are no beauties that Dou Yan can look at, there are a lot of maidservants, but most of them are middle-aged, and because it is the beginning of spring, the weather is still cold, and occasionally there is still residual snow, and the clothes are very thick, no matter how vicious Dou Yan's eyes are, he can't see whether his figure is good or bad.

I often read through novels, in such a deep gate family, how can there be three or five beautiful girls waiting for a son like himself, but why haven't I seen any of them.

In addition, those subordinate slaves and maids saw that they were like seeing evil ghosts, either pulling their feet early and flashing people, or those who couldn't slip away quickly knelt on the ground and threw themselves into the ground, the intimate fit with the floor, I am afraid that it is like sticking fish glue, and Ren Douyan didn't dare to get up no matter how he screamed.

This made him very bored in his heart, so he simply ignored all those slaves and maids, and left directly, and came to a secluded place to sit down and rest, and asked Dou Bone, who was ordered by his mother to follow him: "What's the matter with those people, how can seeing this son be like seeing a ghost?" ”

Dou Bone couldn't make a fart for a long time, and Dou Yan couldn't help but turn pale. "Say, I'll be honest with my son."

"This ...... Childe, you are a nobleman, and your temper has always been strong, and anyone who makes a small mistake will have to be punished, and the little ones are a little afraid of you......" Dou Bonne had to reply with a smiling face.

"You mean Childe, I used to have a bad temper?" Dou Yan didn't expect that the original owner of his body was such a character, looking at Dou Bozhi's expression, his explanation was already very tactful.

"The little ones don't dare." Hearing Dou Yan's question, Dou Bone, who thought that his son was angry and wanted to trouble him, was so frightened that his legs weakened, and he knelt directly on the ground.

Damn, it looks like that boy is really a fucking foul-tempered guy, no wonder people hate ghosts in the house. Dou Yan touched his smooth chin and thought stupidly. His eyes rolled from side to side, and his voice was lowered, and he raised another question of his own in the ear of Dou Bone.

There is no way, originally Dou Yan felt strange, why other people who crossed only need to pass through the rich house, Baoding has at least a smart personal girl ring by his side, but there are two five big and three thick male servants squatting next to him waiting for his own diet and living, which is really speechless.

After inquiring, I found out that my father thought that he was the son of the Dou family, although the Dou family was not a famous family, it was also a scholarly family, so in order to prevent his son from indulging in wine at a young age, he should scatter all his youth and sweat on the essence of the wisdom of the ancestors of the Chinese nation, so he did not equip Dou Yan with conventional equipment such as a personal ring.

And according to Dou Bone, a loyal servant, his father's father once told his father this way before he was about to erect, so when he was eighteen years old, his father began to look away from books and contact with different surnames, and under the enthusiasm of the Empress Dowager Dou, he quickly got married, and the object of the flash marriage was his mother.

"I see, it's okay, it's not just a close-fitting little girl, it's not unusual to have this time, it's the so-called do it yourself, have enough food and clothing." Dou Yan felt relieved when he thought about it, and felt fortunate when he thought about it, fortunately, Dou Yan was not yet sixteen, and he didn't have a wife and son, otherwise, he really didn't know how to face this kind of arduous test of ethics and morality. Well, in a word: the chick is still the original.

Dou Bonne looked at the demonic prince in front of him with a black line, and secretly slandered in his heart. Although the former son had a bad temper and was not easy to get along with, he was also a decent gentleman, how did he become so ...... after losing his memory

Just when Dou Bone was thinking wildly, Dou Yan finally realized a big thing, and he was in a hurry. "Well, where is there a bathroom in the house, don't you understand? Do you know about the bathroom? I don't know either...... It's where to boo. As a last resort, Dou Yan had to make a lewd gesture of digging out his little brother.

"Childe, don't compare, the little one understands, it's over there, the little one will show you the way." His face turned red instantly, and Dou Bone, who was a little purple red, wiped the cold sweat on his face, and went out of the country with a look of shame, as if he was ashamed to be with his son-in-law.

"Still shy, cut, didn't the ancients dig out their little brother when they went to the toilet?" Dou Yan said with disdain to the embarrassed Dou Bone.

"Childe, please enter the West Pavilion (the ancients believed that the toilet should be located in the west or south, called the West Pavilion) to change clothes." Dou Bone stood in front of a quaint room, and in addition to the servant of the housekeeper, there were several other housekeepers standing in the door.

"Xige? Change? Dou Yan was very rustic and stunned for a long time. I don't understand how I obviously want to find a place to dig out a small ** and change clothes? Dou Bonne cleared his throat and whispered in Dou Yan's ear: "Childe, this is the place of the Gong, that is, the place you said to be booh." ”

"And what are they doing here?" Dou Yan doesn't understand these stupid people who look at themselves, could it be that these guys want to collectively and forcefully watch themselves out? Thinking of this terrible picture, Dou Yan couldn't help but subconsciously clamp his legs, fuck, it's too disgusting.

"Childe, you can't have forgotten all this, have you?" Dou Bone wanted to hit the pillar next to him with his head, well, he felt that he was going crazy, and his son couldn't even remember such things. "You need to take off your clothes before you go out, these people are waiting for you to change your clothes, otherwise the robes are wide and easy to get dirty......"

Hearing Dou Bone's words with a distorted expression, and then looking at his complicated and cumbersome way of wearing, with several layers of clothes inside and out, Dou Yan couldn't help but exclaim: "...... Damn, what if there is urgency or diarrhea? ”

“…… This, Childe, you better ask for it first. "Dou Bone had the urge to vomit three liters of blood and then draw his sword and kill himself.

"It seems that the first big problem I had to solve when I came to the Han Dynasty was to simplify the procedure and speed of going to the toilet." After Dou Yan, who was relieved, stood outside the West Pavilion, he stood up with emotion. It took almost ten minutes to pee once, one in and one out, but the time that Xiao Qing really used to solve the battle was only a short minute.

In case he was taking his sister, suddenly urinating, more than ten minutes passed back and forth, I am afraid that Niu Niu would have been soaked in a long time, time is life, how can it be wasted so casually, Dou Yan is full of pride and set the first difficulty for himself in the Han Dynasty that needs to be overcome.

Looking at the high-spirited son-in-law, all the expressions of the family members are very weird, it seems that the behavior of the son-in-law after amnesia is indeed a little abnormal, just like when he entered the West Pavilion to change his clothes and go out of Gong, he almost took off his underwear, so frightened that Dou Bonne hurriedly persuaded him, otherwise, his own son may be the first bare-bottomed and naked [***] cow man in the Han Dynasty. If this is spread, it will be strange if it does not become the laughing stock of Chang'an, I am afraid that the wild dogs of Chang'an can laugh off their big teeth.

Dou Yan, who didn't know that he had become a compliment in the eyes of the family, led Dou Bozhi, who kept wiping the sweat from his forehead, towards the front yard.

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ps: At least two changes a day, more than three changes, at least within a week to make up for the original difference in the number of words.

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