Chapter 103: The face of the beauty in the osmanthus wine
Of course, this is not good, because his head is soon smashed by the angry proprietress with a wooden scoop and a big bag the size of duck eggs!
People didn't mean that at all, they didn't let him hold her and think about Mingyu when he was affectionate, but directly regarded her as a princess, but he was as smart as Yang Guang actually made such an important mistake at such an important moment!
So it's just that his head was smashed into a big bag, he should be secretly glad, fortunately, Du Meiyue was holding a wooden scoop in his hand at that time, not a kitchen knife, an iron hook, frozen meat or something, otherwise he would definitely die of a brain burst.
Yang Guang fought, his reaction was already very fast, he realized that he was dead before he finished speaking, but it was still too late, it was unrealistic for him to resist or escape now, he knew very well that no matter how he struggled and disagreed, but Du Meiyue seemed to only need two fingers to deal with him with a light touch.
It's not that he's too vegetable, it's that Du Meiyue's fingers are too perverted!
Besides, he is still in the barrel, his whole body is red, and Du Meiyue is watering him with a wooden scoop in his hand, so he doesn't even have the idea of escaping and resisting, so he can only do the opposite, straighten his waist, stretch his neck, and would rather die standing than sitting. βeon,baby!β
But Du Meiyue would never let him go because of his sudden righteousness and a casual bird word, and his hands fell, "Hehe, the third article of the contract, if you dare to think of other women in your heart, then you can fight as much as I want!" Fight until I'm satisfied! β
Yang Guang was completely speechless, and he didn't say a word, fortunately, the monk squatted on the wall and heard a relatively faceless place, if he heard the current situation, then he really had no face to live, let alone facing the world, even the most shameless and shameless monk had no face to face.
"Isn't it, Du Meiyue, can't you think about it? Do I think that my mother and my sister can't do it? They're women, too......"
Yang Guangguang shouted injustice, anyway, the monk rode to Saibei, and the other three didn't dare to squat in the corner to eavesdrop and peep.
Du Meiyue put away the scoop and fell, "Article 4 of the contract, if I dare to quibble when I punish, then the crime will be increased by one degree, and the punishment will be doubled!" β
Yang Guang suddenly laughed when he heard this, "Hehe, okay, I can see it, even if my life is completely ruined in your hands, you just kill the young master and me with one sword!" Do you think I'm as boneless as the monk and I'm greedy for life and afraid of death? How can I, Yang Guang, bend my waist to you? β
After speaking, Dayi's awe-inspiring eyes closed, and he had a posture of wanting to kill and listen to respect, so he almost raised his fist and raised his arms and shouted, Lao Tzu will be a good man again after eighteen years!
But even if he was so desperate and the afterlife Du Meiyue still didn't intend to let him go like this, and responded coldly, "Okay, since you ask for death yourself, then your aunt and grandmother will fulfill you." But for the sake of the 100,000 taels you just gave to your aunt, your aunt can grant you a wish before you die, say it! β
Yang Guangping likes to listen to this all his life, and will definitely make full use of this opportunity to kill the other party!
"Only one wish fulfilled? No, one is too little! But now he seems to be a little dissatisfied, feeling that Du Meiyue is too stingy, or that his 100,000 taels of snowflakes and silver are too worthless, he just takes these 100,000 taels to travel around the world, live in the best hotels every day, eat delicious food and sleep the most valuable girl, at least he has to toss for 2 or 3 years to show his bottom, right?
It's good now, only one condition can be met, or before death!
Du Meiyue was laughed at by him, "You are about to die, it's useless to make so many requests, and people's hearts are not enough to swallow elephants, only by meeting a requirement can you see what the essence of your person is!" Tell me, don't talk nonsense, what are your requirements that I need to meet? β
Yang Guang was also very temperamental, holding him back and going, "One requirement is not enough, you better do it directly!" β
Of course Du Meiyue wouldn't kill him, but she had never seen such a strange character, Yang Guang at this time was not at all like the legendary figure who had good martial arts and medical skills and dared to kill the emperor when he raised his hand, but more like a young child, and unconsciously just touched the heartstrings of Du Meiyue's mother's surname.
There is a feeling of softness and numbness that has been touched deep in the heart, although Du Meiyue is actually not big, only three years older than Yang Guangguang!
"Well, for the sake of your good looks, two, can meet your two requirements!"
Yang Guang also immediately changed his appearance, and said with a smile his two requests before he died, "The first is to let me serve you to take a bath, and the second is to follow you in the cave room, and then you can do it, the peony flower is also a ghost and a ghost, hehe"
Du Meiyue also smiled, and then directly agreed to her two requests, because she had to agree.
Yang Guang is simply a living treasure, so just ask for a cave room with her, isn't it over? Why would you rather die and fight for one more request, and then bathe her before the cave room?
Yang Guang immediately jumped out of the wooden barrel and put on his clothes, boiled water hard, carried water, adjusted the water temperature, and finally everything was ready, and he deliberately took a bowl of osmanthus wine and sprinkled it in.
Said casually: Osmanthus in the osmanthus dock, osmanthus under the osmanthus fairy. The osmanthus fairy planted the osmanthus tree, and picked the osmanthus to make wine sweet. When you wake up, you only sit in front of the flowers, and when you are drunk, you come to sleep with the flowers. Half-drunk and half-awake said that the flowers fell and bloomed year after year. Others laugh at me for being crazy, and I laugh at others for not being able to see through it. I don't see the tears of heroes through the ages, and the princess has no flowers and no wine.
Du Meiyue was stunned, who was he? Is he really human? How could he write such a good poem with just a bowl of osmanthus wine?
It's so good, she only listened to it once and wrote it down, and couldn't help but repeat: Osmanthus Nunnery in Osmanthus Dock, Osmanthus Fairy under Osmanthus Nunnery. The osmanthus fairy planted the osmanthus tree, and picked the osmanthus to make wine sweet. When you wake up, you only sit in front of the flowers, and when you are drunk, you come to sleep with the flowers. Half-drunk and half-awake said that the flowers fell and bloomed year after year. Others laugh at me for being crazy, and I laugh at others for not being able to see through it. I don't see the tears of heroes through the ages, and the princess has no flowers and no wine.
No flowers, no wine, princess pity?
She paused violently, princess? Is that her? Was he pitying her plight and her background?
But how could the second young master know that she was a princess? No, it is absolutely impossible, even the insidious and cunning unprecepted monk with strange abilities is just chasing after the wind, and she has never revealed her identity to anyone other than her cronies in her homeland for so many years!
And those who know her identity as a princess are all bloody, swear allegiance to the death for the alliance, and are loyal!
"You...... Who do you say is the princess? β
She asked with difficulty, because if Yang Guang really knew her identity and ambition to restore the country, would he kill her with his own hands, or would she kill him with his own hands?
At the last moment, Yang Guang resolved all the crises with one sentence.
"Of course it's you, didn't you just ask me to treat you like a princess tonight? I'm not a nerd, and you think I really don't understand? You just want me to take good care of you, hehe"
Du Meiyue also smiled, like a peach blossom, like an osmanthus, stretched out her hand to gently remove her clothes, and a white and flawless body was completely presented in front of Yang Guang's eyes......