Chapter 102: It's not good, hehe

Just when Yang Guang felt that he would never have the face to go out to meet people in his life, there was a sudden sound in the cold wind, yawning!

There really is someone squatting in the corner!

And this person has no other possibilities except for the monk, but this flower monk is too attentive to eavesdropping, and he is really not wearing much, so when the cold wind blows, he can't help but sneeze subconsciously!

Yang Guang is really dead now, because this monk's mouth is looser than the waistband of the old lady's pants, and he believes that in less than 3 days, the entire imperial city will know that he was obviously forced to do this shameful thing tonight! He will soon become a popular figure on the streets, and anyone who sees him will point fingers behind his back!

Is that the second young master?

yes, I heard that it was done by the proprietress of a tavern?

He, isn't he the second young master who likes to be pushed down by women?

It's really a person who can't be looked at, the sea is immeasurable, do you know, in fact, it was not the proprietress who did the second young master that night, but his personal companion reading little scholar......

Yang Guang's body was a little cold, his head hurt very much, and the only thing that was still strong was only one place!

It seems that no matter what kind of blow it is, it can't change his current state of excitement!

Du Meiyue was also startled, in fact, according to her kung fu, she should have found that the monk actually didn't leave at all after going out but squatted directly at the base of the wall, but the wind outside was too strong, and she prepared the bath bucket while boiling water, and relaxed for a while.

The most important thing is that she feels that the non-abstaining monk doesn't have the courage at all, but in the world, she is wrong, and the mistake is outrageous!

Even if you risk your life, there are some things that you must do if you don't quit being a monk!

Usually he is afraid of death, but sometimes he is not afraid of death.

For example, eavesdropping on the boss lady and the second young master's wall roots!

Du Meiyue quickly exchanged a look with the second young master who was blushing and thick-necked, and then raised his hand to untie his acupoint, Yang Guang's first reaction was a little unexpected, he didn't rush out to teach the flower monk who was squatting on the wall, but directly raised his legs and jumped into the hot bathtub, and was addicted!

"Whew...... Cool......"

He is thick-skinned and doesn't care? But Du Meiyue would never let go of this lustful monk, but she didn't want to ruin everything she had carefully planned tonight because of this stinky monk.

So she took a deep breath, and then issued a warm invitation to the window, "No, it's cold outside, and the wind and snow are strong, do you want to come in and take a look while roasting the fire?" ”

The monk's face turned green with fright, and he didn't even forget to run away, or he knew that he didn't have any possibility of escaping at all. So it's better to stay where you are and pretend to be dead!

The second young master is really interesting enough for a man, and he doesn't care about the fact that he squats on the wall, in fact, thinking about this matter is simply a matter of taking what he needs and enjoying himself. They were merry in the hot house, and he hid outside to listen to some movement and followed the addiction, which is simply a matter of well water not river water!

But now the proprietress actually invited him in? Of course he can't go in, he won't go in if he dies, and he won't go in if he can't die! So he quickly pretended to sigh.

"Alas, the moon is so round tonight! Come on, cheers...... I'm not drunk...... Drink...... Then drink ......"

He actually thought of such a way to play drunken madness, but this trick was still too pink to deal with the proprietress A little too pink, the proprietress pinched her waist with both hands and responded coldly, "Stinky monk, don't play your little cleverness here, it seems that if your aunt doesn't castrate you for a day, there will be no peace in this world!" Say, do you want to do it yourself or let your aunt do it yourself! ”

"Come on...... Dry...... Monk, I'm not drunk...... "......But the monk has no other way than to pretend to be crazy and stupid, he is very worried that the proprietress will rush out at any time and really castrate him, making him the only eunuch master in this world!"

"Listen, my aunt and grandmother heard that there is a night pearl the size of a duck's egg in General Saibei's house, and it is like day when it is placed in the house at night without lighting it at all! Grandma gives you 7 days, and after 7 days, either you obediently send the pearl of the night to your aunt, or you wait to become a complete eunuch! ”

At this moment, the monk immediately didn't pretend to be stupid and drunk, and immediately agreed without blinking his eyes, "Thank you for the merciful boss, it doesn't take 7 days, it only takes 5 days, and the monk will definitely take the legendary No. 1 pearl of Saibei to make you happy!" The monk is gone, you and the second young master continue to be merry......"

After speaking, there was an immediate sound of a horse stepping on the luan bell, and then disappeared in an instant, this monk really went to Saibei! Yang Guang, who was taking a comfortable bath in an oak barrel, had to admire Du Meiyue's ability to take the opportunity to rip off bamboo.

"It's a waste for you not to go to the grass to rob the house, but what kind of night pearl you are talking about really exists?"

Du Meiyue smiled mysteriously, "It really exists, but the original owner is not General Nasaibei but someone else, and this night pearl is worth a lot of money, and someone once exchanged 10,000 taels of gold for a city The original owner did not agree...... So, there's nothing more appropriate for this than a monk, hehe"

Yang Guang was stunned, he didn't expect a night pearl to be worth so much money, but he immediately thought of a more practical question, "Then will this night pearl come to you or mine?" ”

Du Meiyue twisted her seductive and criminal body and walked over, her eyes were like silk, "Of course it's for me, I forgot to tell you that the second clause of that contract is that from now on you are mine, your things are also mine, and everything about yours is mine, so there will be no things for you in the future, only mine, do you understand?" ”

"Hehe, I really didn't expect you to be so thick-skinned, I gave you an acupuncture point because I wanted you to go out and teach this stinky monk a lesson, but I didn't expect you to care at all, and you had to let me, a woman, show your face......"

Yang Guang also laughed with her, "Hehe, thank you for your kindness, let the second son of the Duke of Sui run out in the middle of the night with his bare ass to chase a flower monk who squatted on the wall?" I don't do this kind of cost-effective business, take a hot bath, and then comfortably enjoy the boss lady, your best service is the king! Besides, there is no one more suitable than you to clean up this monk, so why should I waste my efforts in vain! ”

The friendship in Du Meiyue's eyes was even stronger, and her courage also grew, she even held on to the edge of the oak bath barrel and squinted her eyes to take a deep look inside, and then raised her hand to lift Yang Guang's chin with satisfaction.

"It's true that a dog's mouth can't spit out ivory, but can you promise me one condition? Just, tonight? ”

Yang Guang agreed casually without hesitation, "Say it, promise everything, because everything is yours, haha"

Du Meiyue's face suddenly became serious, but her voice was a little erratic, "Tonight, can you treat me as a princess?" ”

Yang Guangda was shocked, "What? You...... What did you ask me to do with you when you imagined you to be Princess Mingyu? This isn't good, hehe. ”