Chapter 671: Hum Ha Hey!
Men, never reason with women, because it will be very embarrassing to lose, and if you win, you will still lose face and be meaningless. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ο½ο½ο½Uο½Eγ ο½ο½ο½ο½
Men, the most effective way to conquer women, is extremely simple and rude, speak with strength!
This so-called strength is by no means to add your fists and feet, but refers to the strength in bed.
As a man, you have the ability to make a woman completely fall apart in bed, unable to get out of bed, or even begging again and again, then you win, and it is an all-round victory, which is definitely more direct and effective than reasoning and moving your fists.
Of course, to do that, it's hard, very hard.
Because, one moment you are still taking the initiative to attack, killing her and throwing her armor off, and the next moment you will suddenly find that she is seducing you, teasing you, and even directly defending and riding on you.
Although this kind of body ~ position is sometimes enjoyed by men, but if you are exhausted, and your woman is still fierce on you, that kind of sourness is absolutely indescribable.
If it's a man, you definitely can't stand this! It must be brought back down to the body and fought again for 300 rounds!
Ximenqing is very smart, so he very decisively put everything behind him, and directly began to straddle the horse and carry the gun, charging into battle!
The battle caused by a washboard began here.
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On the other hand, on the other side, Wuda's side, it seems a little light.
The two children had already fallen asleep, the eldest child Wu Zhe had already returned to his room, and Wu Dazheng was alone leaning on the adult bed in the study to fight at night.
Recently, he has been making up some historical records and materials about people's livelihood and the battlefield, which were collected by the officials below.
Of course, those people didn't know that these materials eventually quietly flowed into the Beiyan King's Mansion and fell into the hands of the Beiyan King.
There's no way, what Wu Da Rang collects is some of the most basic things, if it is known by the people below, it will always damage the majesty of the King of Northern Yan, right?
As the old saying goes, the embankment of thousands of miles of rivers is destroyed in an anthill, and Wuda just wants to start from a small aspect and re-consolidate its knowledge accumulation, only in this way can he better lead the entire Yanyun.
Just when Wu Da was intoxicated with virtue, Yuanyuan pushed the door in.
Wu Da raised his eyes, glanced at Yuanyuan, smiled slightly, and beckoned to her.
Yuan Yuan took small steps, ran to the head of the bed, sat next to Wu Da, leaned over his head, and asked with a cute face:
"Official, what are you looking at? How is there no diagram? I can't read a word! β
Wu Da scratched his round nose and said dotingly: "If you don't want to learn Chinese characters, you can't learn Chinese characters well, and if you can't understand it, you're embarrassed to say it?" Are you embarrassed? β
Yuan Yuan twitched his nose, and said with a nonchalant face: "The concubine is a woman, since ancient times, women are virtuous if they are not talented, what do you know so much?" Besides, as long as you understand, isn't it? β
Yuanyuan is always so cute, with a plump and pretty face, white and red skin, a slightly high nose, and a pair of bright eyes like stars, a small black mole embedded in the corner of the left eye, a smile on the side of her mouth, plus the kind of alien style that comes with her, there is a hint of innocence and a hint of wildness in her cuteness.
In this year, both men and women are married and childbearing early, don't look at Wuda is already thirty, and Yuanyuan is only nineteen years old.
A woman of this age can marry at the age of fourteen, even if she is very late at the age of sixteen, and if she does not marry at the age of twenty, she will be pointed at by others, saying that she is going to die of old age in the boudoir, and she has nothing to rely on.
Just like nineteen-year-old Yuanyuan, she is already a mother of one child.
"Official, I won a lot of silver today!"
Yuan Yuan showed off.
Yes, don't look at Yuanyuan suddenly and seems to understand nothing, very stupid and naΓ―ve, but she is very talented in playing mahjong, she is completely like a big killer, and she recently won a full salary.
While reading the book, Wu Da said lightly: "Well, yes, continue to work hard, win more private money, and you can hide your own money if you save it!" As if I didn't want to give you money. β
Yuanyuan's pretty face was slightly red, and she said very shyly: "What~~~ How can people hide money......"
"Under the pillow, under the bed, in the closet, where is there no private money you have hidden? I really don't know? β
"Huh~!?"
Yuan Yuan exclaimed, blushed and said, "Official, how do you know?" β
Wu Da rolled his eyes, smiled and said, "Is there anything in this mansion that I don't know?" β
Yuan Yuan snuggled in Wu Da's arms, his eyes became a little blurry, and he was about to drip water, and said in a voice like a mosquito and a fly: "Official...... You...... Would you like to ......? β
Do you want to? What are you thinking about this big night, in bed again? Don't want to think about anything? Naturally, it's a little bit of a matter between men and women.
Wu Da continued to read the book, and said with a dignified face:
"I'm a serious person, okay? Besides, I don't want to watch it, don't tempt me! β
Yuanyuan's face was delicate, staring at Wuda with hatred, and said through gritted teeth:
"Since you want to be the unruly Yanagishita Megumi, then, can you take your hand out of the concubine's body (ancient women's underwear)!"
Yes, the reason why Yuanyuan's eyes are blurred and his eyes have become watery is not that Yuanyuan has to do something with Wuda, but that Wuda, a shameless man, has already put his salty pig hands, while reading the book, quietly stretched into people's obscene clothes and kept rubbing them.
Wu Da was a little embarrassed on his face, "Hehe, the wrong hand, the wrong hand, the wrong hand for a while, ...... by mistake"
Yuan Yuan bit his lower lip, glared at Wu Da coquettishly, and said:
"If it was a mistake before, why is your hand still so dishonest now? Forehead! β
Wu Da suddenly used force and pinched the plump ~ on Yuanyuan's chest, and Yuanyuan couldn't help but exhale.
"Begging for it! I'm going to kill you! β
Wu Da was not a righteous gentleman in the first place, and he no longer deliberately pretended to be sanctimonious at this time, he put the ancient scroll in his hand on the table at any time, picked up Yuanyuan, and pulled it directly into his arms, up ~ down ~ its~ hands, attacking from all sides.
After a while, Yuanyuan suddenly felt that his limbs were weak, and he was sore, and he couldn't lift half of his strength.
Gradually, before you know it, Yuanyuan has become a lamb to the slaughter.
Then, Wu Da used the fastest speed to clean up himself, and the two quickly met frankly.
Then, Wuda was extremely tyrannical and monkey ~ anxious, from behind, ruthlessly, extremely rudely entered...... Round body.
"Begging for it! No! Forehead! My dear...... This posture...... It's embarrassing......"
As a father of three children, no, to be exact, the father of four children, he is already an old driver, and he is familiar with the road, hey~ Huh.