Chapter 670: Washboard and Bang Bang Rude Story!

At night, Ximen Qing struggled for a long time, and finally made up his mind and went back to the room. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info

And Xiuhong has been waiting at the bedside for a long time.

Although it was during the day, Jin Lian and the others ruthlessly repaired Ximenqing, but in any case, Ximenqing's dissatisfaction still achieved the effect, which attracted the attention of this group of wealthy ~ noble ~ women led by Jin Lian.

After all, to put it bluntly, in this day and age, men are still very powerful when they speak.

This is a living man ~ right ~ lord ~ ~ righteousness ~ society ~ association, even if Ximen Qing and others are influenced by Wuda and love their wives very much, it seems that they have no intention of taking concubines for the time being, but they have always accepted the idea since childhood, and they have always respected men.

Therefore, today's mahjong game broke up very early, after dinner, played two rounds, and went back to their rooms.

As for what will happen after returning to the room, it is all a matter of closed doors, and it depends on each person's ability.

Ximenqing walked into the room, glanced at it a few times, and found that Xiuhong was leaning against the head of the bed yawning, and the child seemed to have been taken away to sleep.

Although they take care of the children themselves, it is inevitable that the children will always cry at night, so it is still necessary to be taken care of by their subordinates, which is traditional.

Ximen Qing blushed, leaned over, and said with a flattering face:

"Good evening, ma'am......"

This is typical of having nothing to say.

Xiuhong glanced at Ximenqing, "snorted", and did not speak.

Ximenqing's heart suddenly suddenly, and he said with an embarrassed face: "Madam, it's late at night, let's rest?" ”

Xiu Hongdai raised her eyebrows slightly, and scolded: "Aren't you going to divorce me?" Do you want to sleep with me? Get out! ”

Ximenqing said with a bitter face: "Madam, I was framed by the boss!" He is deliberately sinister himself, with his wife's intelligence, it should not be difficult to see, right? ”

Xiuhong turned her head, with frost on her face, looked at Ximenqing coldly, and said lightly: "The divorce of your wife was also taught by the prince?" Ximenqing, don't you want to Kuang me here, you really can't be a fool for me! You have no conscience, woo woo...... The old lady gave birth to a pair of children for you at a young age, woowoo...... Take care of the children all day, never have time off, finally be lazy, play a few rounds of mahjong, you are going to take a break from me? Woowoo...... How can there be such a truth in the world? ”

While wiping her tears, Xiuhong peeked at Ximenqing from between her fingers and peeked at Ximenqing's reaction.

What men are most afraid of is that women cry, and Ximenqing is no exception, his scalp suddenly went numb, sighed, and said helplessly: "Madam, don't cry, say, what do you want me to do before you are willing to forgive me?" ”

Xiuhong immediately stopped crying, reached out from the bedside and took out the washboard that had been prepared in advance, and handed it to Ximenqing.

Ximenqing took it stupidly, a little confused, and asked in a hurry: "Madam, should you let me wash your clothes?" ”

Xiuhong shook her head.

"Then you're not going to let me wash the baby's diaper, are you?"

Xiuhong still shook her head, and immediately became angry, "Ximen Qing! You conscienceless! What's wrong with washing a child's diaper? Isn't it embarrassing? I've heard the princess say that the princess often washes the children's diapers! This is a sign of hurting your child! ”

Ximenqing was full of black lines and muttered, "Washing diapers? Ma'am, you might as well kill me......"

"Poof!"

Xiuhong burst into tears, looked at Ximenqing, and said with a smile: "Husband, the slave family still feels sorry for you, you are a dignified Yanyun festival envoy and a strategic envoy, how can I be embarrassed to let you wash diapers?" That's what the subordinates do, and the slave family still has to take care of your face. How about it, the slave family is considerate enough to you, right? ”

Ximen Qing breathed a heavy sigh of relief, raised the washboard in his hand, and said suspiciously: "Madame, you don't let me wash my clothes or diapers, so what do you mean by giving me the washboard?" ”

Xiuhong squinted, smiled and groaned, her eyebrows and eyes were crooked, her lips were pursed, and she said with a wicked smile:

"Husband, the slave family has learned a new trick from the princess's mouth today, called 'kneeling washboard', I heard that the prince accidentally said that he missed his mouth, saying that this is the only magic weapon for women to clean up men, husband, come on, you also try, the slave family is not willing to let you kneel for two hours, or ...... Kneel for an hour and try it? ”

One hour is equal to two hours in the Hereafter.

Ximenqing looked at the washboard in his hand with a strange face, thinking that just such a broken wooden board can become the only magic weapon for women to clean up our men? Is there such an evil sect?

With the idea of giving it a try, Ximenqing was very decisive, put the washboard on the ground, and knelt down directly.

"Shhh

Ximen Qing was too busy kneeling, this kneeling didn't matter, he immediately felt pain in his calves, especially near his knees, the pain was so bad that it was estimated that the blood marks were going to get up.

This time, it is simply too exciting!

Ximenqing immediately couldn't help but jump up.

However, at this time, Xiu Hongliu's eyebrows rose upside down and scolded:

"Ximenqing, if you dare to stand up, you won't go to bed tonight! No, you don't even want to climb into my mother's bed for a month! ”

Ximen Qing snorted, gritted his teeth, knelt there straight, and insisted.

He thought that if he held on for a while, the meaning would be enough, but after kneeling for less than a cup of tea, Ximenqing couldn't stand it, it was too uncomfortable, this posture was too aggrieved, and it hurt too much!

"Madam, I can't stand it for my husband, so I'll do this today, how about it?"

Xiuhong hugged her arms and said extremely arrogantly: "Absolutely not!" It must be an hour! Least...... It will take at least half an hour! ”

The corners of Ximenqing's mouth twitched, and he asked again: "Madam, are you sure?" ”

Xiuhong looked at Ximenqing with a cautious face, nodded heavily, and said slowly:

"The princess said, at least half an hour, otherwise it will have no effect, and men will not be able to remember for long! also said that this was confessed by the prince himself! ”

"The !!? confessed by the boss himself"

Ximen Qing sharpened his throat and scolded angrily:

"Boss! Don't you want to be so ruthless, you're deliberately playing with me! ”

Yes, Ximenqing is a smart person, what bullshit Wuda said leaked his mouth, Xiuhong said that this was specially explained to Jin Lian by Wuda, Ximenqing immediately understood, Wuda was borrowing Jinlian's mouth, passing a word to Xiuhong, and borrowing Xiuhong's hand to rectify himself!

Ximenqing was furious and jumped up directly.

Xiuhong was angry, "Ximenqing, you dare!" ”

"What is there to dare to be a husband! Today, a husband is going to teach you a hard lesson, so that you can't get out of bed tomorrow morning, and you will be revived! ”

Ximenqing limped to the window, jumped directly on the bed, stretched out his hand and began to tear Xiuhong's shirt.

Xiuhong was still in a posture of "resisting death" at the beginning, and gradually began to cooperate with Ximenqing.

After a while, the two of them snorted at the same time and merged into one!

"Huh! Husband! You're so good! So rude! ”

"Humph! There are even better and ruder things for the husband, look at the tricks! ”

"Huh! Oh......"

No more words, only gasps.