022 You don't know anything about language
Soon, the warm smell of porridge and meat came from the kitchen, accompanied by a little song humming by Ariel, and Colin's expression gradually soothed.
He finally found a random chair and sat down to let his body rest for a while.
It's also time to rethink your plans.
He wanted to embrace happiness in a low-key manner, but fate opened up a whole new path for him.
He didn't like to drink coffee, but since it was cappuccino, he had to stuff his head.
With this primitive accumulation of 2,000 fiat currency, he no longer needs to work part-time, and can directly produce happiness.
The best place to produce happiness at the moment seems to be Crete, but there are problems there.
As a military empire, Crete was politically unstable, and the brutal military junta often used merchants to subsidize their families, and in order to gain a foothold there, they had to turn to a warlord and pay a large amount of profit.
It's like handing over the Mafia Conservation Fee on the Isle of Aland.
From this point of view, the so-called Republic of Crete is no different from the barbaric island of Aland.
Thinking of this, Colin smiled.
Things are often like this, where there seems to be order, the underlying principle is not complicated, and the seemingly simple and crude Isle of Aland actually has a complete operating logic.
In short, the one who has absolute deterrence, has the power to shear everyone's wool.
Even the Earth, which is as developed as it is in the 21st century, still follows this principle, except that the deterrent is provided by the aircraft carrier, and the wool shears are green paper called Dollars.
But just now, something interesting happened.
In addition to the deep sea killing and Mafia, a new deterrent was born on the Isle of Elland -
Colin Heideltz.
The truly strong do not have any interest in the barren and savage Isle of Aland, they avoid it.
This gave Colin the opportunity to become king.
As far as Isand Island is concerned, the hostage incident that has just occurred is not a simple account sharing at all, but a diplomatic incident that can be recorded in the history of Isand Island, and its significance can even be equated with the Guba Missile Crisis.
Everyone saw Mafia and the Deep Sea Kill bow to Colin.
This means that Colin has a deterrent power that surpasses both of them.
It is conceivable that in Faro or Crete, Colin will definitely have to pay more if he wants to carry out this level of deterrence, and before he can save up tens of thousands of gold coins, he can only honestly masturbate to the nobles and warlords.
But on the Isle of Isle, he is already a king!
Thinking of this, the simple-minded gang gangsters gradually become cute, and they are very easy to exploit...... Oh no, the united collective.
And then there are the honest islanders, who have very low expectations of life, and are much better coaxed than the commoners out there who have been brainwashed by the aristocracy or the honor system.
So, Isle of Elland Island.
Will you walk with me towards happiness?
"It's time to eat. Ariel walked over to Colin's table with her plate and handed over a large bowl of colorful dishes, "Your favorite meat is simmered." ”
Colin looked at the big yellow-brown thing in the basin and felt a little sad.
The main body of this lump of paste looks like a battered cardboard box.
Then there's diced carrots, strange green beans, sparse meat foam, and colorful things.
"Is this really edible?" Colin wasn't really hungry anymore.
"I deliberately put more meat foam in it today. Ariel delivered the ladle directly to Colin.
Colin skeptically scooped a spoonful and took a sip.
Well.
Unsurprisingly unpalatable.
The taste is very fishy, as if local spices have been added, similar to Houttuynia cordata.
As for the mush, it should be a bread that spoils quickly.
Something like this, eat it in one bite.
It's full of the smell of unhappiness.
Even so, compared to Colin's previous meals, there was a lot of meat foam this time.
For the civilians of Isand Island, such a messy stew is even a bit of a luxury.
There's no way, just lie down and taste the guts, remember the taste of unhappiness.
"Thank you. Colin held the basin in front of him and nodded at Ariel, "It's useless to be nice to me, and I won't give you any more money." ”
"Hee-hee. Ariel smirked and took her mush out of her plate, hugged the bowl and sucked it up.
Yes, with a sucking one, because it's too thin.
Colin noticed that there was no minced meat or carrots in her bowl, just a simple mush.
"Can you eat this?" asked Colin.
"I just like to eat plain. Ariel ate with relish, and even sucked around the bowl, like an old man in Jijing who drinks bean juice.
With that, she pushed the three slices of bacon left over from the guest to Colin: "I don't like to eat it, you can eat it." ”
"Pretend to be a good person and win my sympathy?" Colin felt that things were not easy.
"Neuropathy. Ariel continued to suck her mushy deliciousness.
Colin couldn't help but reminisce for a moment.
Indeed, Ariel usually eats like this, and the portion given to Colin will probably be more luxurious.
The money saved is all remitted to the jewelry box and not a penny.
It was as if she really dreamed of one day taking a boat to Helen Sudangege.
"Say. Ariel quickly finished sucking, wiped her lips, and sucked the remaining mush on her fingers and said, "Heideltz is not a good company name. ”
"Why?"
"We have too many people with the surname Heideltz, and many orphaned boys have the surname Heideltz. ”
I see.
Colin had always had a problem with his surname, which turned out to be the standard for local orphans.
"Is there anything you have to say about Heideltz?" asked Colin, chewing on the mush, "once a great good man named Heideltz?"
"No, Heideltz, read faster. ”
"Heideltz?" Colin struggled to read, but didn't feel anything.
"Stupid. Ellie opened her mouth and said, "Heideltz, Heide-Er-Z, son of Hai!"
At this moment, Colin squirted.
He was confused.
For the first time, he realized that he knew nothing about languages.
At this moment, in the direction of the fireplace, there was the sound of grabbing the table.
Erin glared at the two of them, and by the constriction of her nostrils, she could tell that she was completely following Colin's orders and was breathing desperately.
"Oh, yes, take a break. Colin hooked his hand and said, "Come, let's eat together." ”
Erin got up on the table, walked as decently as she could, sat down, and began to look for the dishes, but when she couldn't find them, she had to send a friendly smile to Ariel.
"......Shh You don't have to work hard to support your family. Ariel couldn't help but puff out her face and hug her waist and side her head, "Eat and drink for nothing, go get it yourself." ”
"I seem to ...... Paid. Erin swallowed and foamed.
"It's annoying. Ariel, a little annoyed, got up and walked to the kitchen, "Such an adult, let's do something!"
Erin's eyes were glazed, and she couldn't imagine why Ariel, who was a little princess just now, was now covered with the smell of an old kitchen mother.