Chapter 254 I'd rather die than cuckold

Sun Quan turned around with his back, turned around and said, "Liu Dashen, my wife is just that good?" Why are you all thinking about it?

Liu Cong's little boy threatened to leave, saying that as long as I gave my wife to him to sleep with, he would withdraw the troops. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 ο½‰ο½Žfo

I'm weird, you Liu Dashen is also optimistic about my wife.

You don't understand. Men in the mortal world are selfish, and the wives they have slept with are absolutely unacceptable, absolutely and absolutely not allowed to others!

Men would rather die than cuckold themselves! ”

Liu Cong laughed secretly, and scolded in his heart: "Your grandmother's Sun Quan is still a man." Hehehehe, his wife, it doesn't matter if I use it or not.

It turned out that he wanted to sleep with his wife, just to breathe a sigh.

In the past few days, it seems that if it weren't for the two families of Jingzhou and Dongwu competing for power and becoming enemies of each other, Sun Quan is purely worthy of contact, good guy.

A big grin. Oh, no, I'm going to have to tease him. ”

Thinking of this, he asked: "I said Sun Zhongmou, I just don't understand your mentality." Didn't your wife just sleep with you for a few laps? If you can sleep cuddle up, why can't I?

Besides, what's wrong with me sleeping cuddled?

How would you feel if I fell asleep cuddled in my arms? ”

Sun Quan said, "Oops. It seems that Liu Dashen has really never been close to women. How do you teach me how to answer that? My wife hasn't been slept with by anyone else until now, and to be honest, I really can't talk about how I feel. It's just"

When Sun Quan said this, Liu Cong couldn't help laughing, and laughed out loud, thinking to himself: "Your grandmother is next door, Sun Quan." Before your wife married you" thought of this and asked: "How do you know that your wife has not been slept with by someone else?" Do you still have a mark? ”

Sun Quan didn't answer directly, because he had been assuming that his wife was slept with by someone else, that is, what it was like to be cuckolded by others.

After listening to Liu Cong's question, he said: "Oh, Liu Dashen, I assumed it, if I feel that my wife is slept with by someone else."

Well, the first feeling? It's as uncomfortable as eating a fly, it's nauseous, and you can't vomit it;

The second feeling is to hate his wife and hate the man who committed adultery with her. I have to kill these two dogs and men together to relieve the hatred in my heart!

What did you say? I left a mark on my wife? Oops, the mark can't be left, what mark is left? How to stay?

Hehehehe, as long as you don't find it, you don't feel anything; If you find it, you will feel it. ”

Liu Cong laughed, laughed for a while, and continued to tease Sun Quan: "Zhongmou, this little god said before that he has never been close to a woman.

I saw that you were so, so I thought I would find a woman to give it a try.

However, I was afraid that I wouldn't be able to do it and damage other people's bodies.

So I thought about asking you for guidance, but you said you couldn't do it. In that case, I have to ask you to lend me your wife, ask her to guide me in a few dishes, and then return it to you when I am proficient. All right? ”

Sun Quan frowned and was embarrassed, stood there straight and thought for a while, before shaking his head and saying, "No, no, Liu Dashen." This matter is non-negotiable, no, no. Not really! I'm sorry. ”

Liu Cong straightened his face and spoke: "Zhongmou can't be too stingy, you Dongwu, well, to be honest, without my protection, you will be occupied by Liu Cong soon."

In this case, I don't want anything but to borrow your wife, and you refuse it, isn't it too interesting. ”

Liu Cong stood up as he spoke, pretending not to pay attention to Sun Quan.

Sun Quan was in a hurry, and said with a sad face: "Oh, Liu Dashen." You're too naΓ―ve in matters between men and women. I'm not reluctant to give it to you, let's be honest. My wife has used it herself and is pregnant."

As soon as Liu Cong heard this, he knew that there was no way to say this, so he admired Sun Quan's clever brain, and said in his mouth: "Then forget it." As he spoke, he waved his hand again and again to stop Sun Quan from continuing to speak.

Sun Quan mistakenly thought that Liu Cong was really angry, he couldn't afford to offend Liu Cong, so he came over to Liu Cong's face, comforted him repeatedly, comforted him for a while, and thought for a while, and finally came up with a proper way to say to Liu Cong: "Liu Dashen, I'm really sorry."

Originally, when I heard that you wanted to borrow my wife, I was very happy. I think you look down on me Sun Zhongmou.

However, I have already told you about the specifics.

What to do?

If Liu Dashen really wants to get married, I have an idea, I don't know if I should say it or not. ”

Liu Cong thought to himself: "If you have any good ideas, I'll listen to them." Thinking of this, he said: "Zhongmou and this little god have become close friends, and if you have something to say, what should you say and shouldn't talk about." ”

Sun Quan lowered his face and said with a smile: "Zhongmou has a stupid girl, seventeen years old. The old mother's love is like a pearl in the palm of her hand, and she has not been married so far. If Liu Dashen doesn't dislike it, Zhongmou is willing to send the girl to you to hold a broom.

Zhong Mou just said it and asked Liu Dashen to think about it.

My sister is not beautiful, she has been spoiled by her mother since she was a child, she is not good at knitting female red, she just loves to dance and help with guns, and she has a good kung fu to practice.

That's basically it, please think about it and inquire, don't rush to answer me, just call me back when you think about it. ”

When Liu Cong heard it, he couldn't describe the joy in his heart, not just happy, mainly because he felt that this thing would be a coincidence, but he didn't expect that he would sneak around with Sun Shangxiang first, and he was mixed around, and in a few days, Sun Quan was a matchmaker.

He decided: "Hehehe, don't agree yet, don't rush, wait a few days." When he thought of this, he said, "Oh, yes, what a great event." However, this little god has never considered marriage.

It's only because of Zhongmou's guidance that I occasionally want to experience the good things of that woman's love.

Well, your sister Sun Shangxiang, I have known each other for many days. Very good, very good, I am cultivating with this little god in the Purple Qi Tongtian Curie. I'm familiar, a very nice woman. He is good-looking, and smart. Very good. It's just that Rong Ben Xiaoshen thinks about it for a few days, okay? ”

"Of course, of course. Well, Liu Dashen just thought slowly, when, well, it doesn't matter if it's early or late. ”

Liu Cong wanted to continue to understand Sun Quan's inner thoughts, so he asked, "Zhongmou." This little god has something unclear, so please explain it. ”

"Okay, please."

"Why are you lustful people biased? Different hearts for wives and sisters. This little god borrowed his wife from you, but you refused to live or die; However, I took the initiative to introduce my sister to me as a wife. Well, it's too biased, right? Hehehe. ”254

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