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Sun Quan frowned and thought for a while, then suddenly realized, and clapped his hands again and again: "Wonderful, wonderful, just like that, just like that." Stay overnight tonight and arrange for them to do it tomorrow. ”

(At this time, the servant over there came to ask for instructions, saying that the cook had stewed the turtle, and seeing that it was noon, he invited the lord and Liu Dashen to go over and drink wine, drink soup and eat meat.)

As soon as Sun Quan heard this, he pulled Liu Cong's arm and invited: "God Liu, please, please, please come over to the banquet." ”

When Liu Cong came to see with Sun Quan, he saw that on the lawn in front of the villa, a hundred pots were erected, the charcoal fire under the pot stove was booming, the soup was boiling in the pot, a turtle lid with a big lid was rolling up and down in the boiling soup, the soup was gurgling and bubbling, and a fragrant and rich freshness of turtle soup permeated the bamboo bushes and trees around the lawn.

On the bare stone surface behind the hundred-pot stove, two long cases are laid out in a row, bamboo and rattan seats are arranged on both sides of the case, and several large plates have already been placed on the top of the case, on both sides of the plate, there are delicate white-flowered porcelain bowls, and the bowls are divided into large pieces of turtle meat, all steaming hot.

A group of beautiful women like flowers and jade are busy arranging cups and plates and wine utensils lightly, like a group of flowers and butterflies flying up and down.

After all the arrangements were made, Sun Quan invited Liu Dashen to sit on the VIP seat.

Sun Quan opened his mouth and smiled, and ordered the banquet to begin.

Suddenly, the beautiful and light music of Jiangnan Sizhu sounded, and the heaven and earth in front of the widow's mountain villa were suddenly filled with a plate of songs and laughter.

A glass of old wine went down to the stomach, and then the soup was scooped with a spoon and sent it to the mouth.

Before Liu Cong shouted good, Sun Quan happily asked Liu Cong: "Liu Dashen, how does it taste?" Boom, hahahaha. ”

When the wine was half-drunk, Sun Quan instructed everyone to take care of themselves, and invited Liu Cong to sit and talk in the shade of the bamboo bushes.

Sun Quan drank tea and asked Liu Cong thoughtfully: "Liu Dashen is comfortable living in this Chaisang?" Kindness? ”

"Very good, really good. The little god thanked Wu Hou for his hospitality. I'm ashamed, and I feel like I can't reciprocate. Shame shame. ”

"Hehehehehe, where, where. Wait and wait. If Liu Dashen has any requirements, just say it directly, Zhongmou must order his subordinates to arrange and keep Liu Dashen satisfied. ”

Liu Cong really felt Sun Quan's cuteness at this time, and remembered that he was forced to throw himself into the river in Niutou Mountain, and felt a little apologetic, and said to himself: "Niutou Mountain is very high, and Sun Quan is fortunate not to die from the top of the mountain through the clouds and mist and fell into the river, which is really fateful." ”

Just thinking about it like this, he only heard Sun Quan say with a smile: "Zhongmou heard that Liu Dashen doesn't like to eat and wear, he is not good at feasting and drinking, and he has almost no habits, so he has to cultivate, and he is busy inspecting the world all day long and reporting this to the heavenly court, this, being an immortal is also a chore."

To be honest, if I were to be an immortal, it would be difficult for me to enjoy that idle life.

It's boring.

In this life, it is not good to eat and drink, and it is not good to play with women, what is the point of living?

It's better not to be reborn. Hehehehehehe.

Zhongmou has always spoken rudely, and he also looks at Liu Dashen Haihan. ”

When Liu Cong heard this, he recited some popular Taoist views on life and health preservation with a pure heart and few desires, but Sun Quan couldn't listen to it, forced a smile, and nodded frequently.

Liu Cong said for a while, and Sun Quan smiled: "Liu Dashen is reasonable, but I think it doesn't matter if the food is better; Dress, as long as it can shelter from the wind and cold.

It's not right to be the only woman who plays with this, and not to love this thing.

From personal experience, what's the point of not playing with women, it's really tasteless to live.

In a big way, God has created two kinds of people, men and women, and when these two kinds of people are combined, they will give birth to children, and only in this way can human beings continue to live and flow.

Therefore, it is the will of God and the rule of heaven for men and women to love this thing, and if they don't like to do such things, they are going against the sky and committing a crime.

The great god said that although this set was reasonable, Zhongmou really didn't dare to agree. Huh? Hahahaha. Beg to differ. ”

Liu Cong knew that Sun Quan was reasonable, but for his own reasons, he really couldn't express his approval, so he had to smile silently.

When Sun Quan said what he was excited about, he leaned in front of Liu Cong and asked in a low voice: "After Liu Dashen was reincarnated in the world, well, in the heavenly time and after being reincarnated in the world, he didn't taste the taste of doing that thing with a woman?"

Hey——, you've never been married, have you? ”

Liu Cong listened, and his heart was alert: "Did this kid know that I slept with his sister-in-law and sister?" Sky! Are you going to come over today to find faults? ”

When I was alert, I remembered the good things Cao Cao had done.

After Cao Cao recovered Zhang Xiu, he got carried away for a while, and he couldn't think about it, so he lived in the barracks and forced his aunt to come over to sleep with him.

I slept all the time, and Zhang Xiu knew about it, so Zhang Xiu listened to Jia Xu's strategy, and led the troops to take advantage of the night to kill Cao Bing.

Cao Cao fled, carrying four arrows on his back, and almost lost his life.

lost the life of his eldest son Cao Ang's beloved nephew Cao Anmin.

Thinking of this, Liu Cong instructed himself: "But be careful, don't make Cao Cao's mistakes, be embarrassed, and leave a reputation for eternity!" ”

Liu Cong was not afraid of the ground that day, and when he thought of this, he laughed at himself: "Why is it confused for a while, how can I, Liu Cong, compare with Cao Cao!" Who is Cao Cao? Can he?

Besides, who am I, Liu Cong, afraid of? I'm just this woman, this time I came over, not only to sleep with Sun Quan's sister-in-law, but also to sleep with his wife!

Hum! If Sun Quan is dissatisfied with something, he wants to find faults, and provokes me on a whim, even his wife Wu Guotai Wu Guotai is too old, otherwise, even his wife will sleep together!

What's wrong?

I am Liu Dashen, related to the rise and fall of Eastern Wu, Sun Quan just knew about it, and he didn't dare to do anything! I had to open my eyes and close my eyes and pass like this! ”

Thinking of this, Liu Cong felt whether he was too domineering, and said: "Is it too much!" Mrs. Wu Guo is too old? Thou shalt not blaspheme! Bastard! ”

Thinking of this, Liu Cong slapped him to the left, only to hear a thud, a little heavy, and the left cheek was actually hot and painful.

Fortunately, half of the beard was covered, otherwise, the redness and swelling would have been visible.

Sun Quan was taken aback by Liu Cong's action, stared at a pair of blue eyes, and asked in surprise: "Liu Dashen, what's wrong?" Why slap yourself? ”

Liu Cong laughed a few times and said, "Gadfly, gadfly." It's a big cow, it's as big as a hornet! ”

Sun Quan saw it in front of him, there was no hornet flying over at all, and when he saw Liu Cong's behavior, he mistakenly thought that Liu Cong hated that he was not close to a woman in his life, so he slapped himself in the cheek.

Hurriedly comforted: "Liu Dashen doesn't have to worry. If you like women, we have one here. To be honest, there aren't many good generals in Jiangdong, beautiful women, everywhere. You see, look, this group of beauties, use whatever you want.

Whew, but that's it, when Liu Dashen first came, I sent thirty Yiji to the Purple Qi Tongtianju to serve you, why are you useless? ”

Liu Cong was shocked when he heard it: "! This Sun Quan is a person with a heart in the end. Thirty beauties were sent to me, and they sped on my actions behind my back. Apparently, he must not have known that I slept with his sister-in-law. If you can't speak, how can he ask like this. ”

Thinking of this, he said: "This little god is not a woman." Never kissed all the women. If you give it to me, a woman won't use it. ”

Sun Quan laughed and said, "No wonder my sister-in-law praised Liu Dashen, saying that this Liu Dashen has skills and kindness, cultivates every day, protects our Dongwu, and helps them ask God for blessing."

Hehehehe, with you Liu Dashen here to protect Dongwu and live in Chaisang, my grandson Zhongmou is 10,000 at ease. ”

Liu Cong laughed secretly in his heart when he heard this, and scolded: "You bastard Sun Zhongmou, your sister-in-law has tasted my good taste, can she say it casually?" Are they stupid? Or are you Sun Zhong trying to be stupid? ”

Thinking of this, I felt a little regretful about coming to Dongwu Chaisang to hunt this time: "I just thought about sleeping with the ten beauties of Dongwu, and I have slept with the most important three." There are seven left, and there has been no chance to get close. It's better to bring it up in front of Sun Quan, and if you can sleep, you can sleep, and if you can't, forget it.

What a few good things, can his seven wives be stronger than Sun Shangxiang?

Definitely not!

Da Qiao Xiao Qiao Sun Shangxiang is a famous beauty in history, who knows Sun Quan's wife?

It's definitely not too handsome, but if it's handsome, the reputation will rise early. ”

Thinking of this, he said, "Let's be honest, Wu Hou." This little god has never been close to women, but now give me a beauty, and I don't know how to use it. Or, or, you teach me? ”

Sun Quan was startled at first, and then he cracked his mouth and laughed, wiping his tears while laughing, and laughed for a while before holding his stomach and saying, "Liu Dashen is really funny!" Do you still need to teach such things? What about nature!

Besides, how to teach? How embarrassing! Boom, hahahaha! ”

Liu Cong saw that Sun Quan was completely let go, so he continued: "Otherwise, since you Wu Hou is embarrassed to teach me." Well, how many rooms do you have to do with this, have you used them? ”

Sun Quan laughed again: "What kind of joke is Liu Dashen going to make again?" I'm married, so why don't I keep it? ”

"So, your wife would do such a thing, right?"

Liu Cong said that he was looking at Sun Quan here, and saw that Sun Quan was still looking at him with a smile, so he said, "Why don't you ask your wife to teach me, and I will try a few dishes with your wife?" ”

Sun Quan jumped up, stared at Liu Cong for a long time, and then his expression softened and said, "Liu Dashen, there is really you!" ”253

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