Chapter 3 I am your brother-in-law
The thatched house was filled with the smell of men and women after sex, the midnight wheezing became heavier and heavier, and the eyes of the boy opposite became more and more round. He suddenly strode out of the thatched hut, and before he could breathe a sigh of relief at midnight, he heard Xiu'er shout anxiously: "Oh no, my brother is looking for something to beat you!" ”
Midnight smiled proudly, he is a criminal police captain, how to say that he is also experienced in a hundred battles, has received the most rigorous training, is a taekwondo black belt for several sections, and is also proficient in boxing, military and police fighting, and the ancient Chinese martial arts of mantis boxing, Wing Chun, Xingyi, and gossip...... There are also months of research. How could he be afraid of a stunned boy who was forty centimeters less tall than him?
"Howl ......"
A wolf-like howl suddenly came from outside the door, which frightened all the pigs, horses, cattle and sheep in the entire Luofeng Village to hiss in unison, adding to the prestige of the stunned boy.
"Boom! Boom! Knock ......"
Listening to the footsteps of the stunned boy who was at least three times heavier, Midnight suddenly realized that things might not be as simple as he imagined. He opened the corner of the futon, looked at Xiu'er, who was still panting lightly with a drunken spring tide on his face, and asked urgently, "What's your brother's name?!" ”
"Evil comes!"
The name sounds familiar! Midnight rubbed his forehead, and before he could turn over the information about the name in his mind, his eyes suddenly widened.
That's a fucking exaggeration, isn't it?!
This stunned boy called Evil is only one hundred and sixty centimeters tall, even if all the pieces of his body are muscles, even if he eats Dongying Big Wrist Supplement, and drinks two barrels of Red Bull and smokes a pack of marijuana, it's not so exaggerated and perverted, right?!
The one that was held high above the top was a piece three feet long, three feet wide, and three feet high, and it weighed four or five hundred pounds...... Big rocks!
The room was so quiet that you could hear the midnight jaw falling to the ground. Evil glared at him inexplicably, at this moment the strength of his whole body was used to compete with the big stone, even the muscles on his face were constantly trembling, and he hissed: "Where did you hide my sister, you hurry up and return my sister to me, otherwise I will stone you to death!" ”
Midnight glanced at Xiu'er, who was shrunk in his arms all over his body, and didn't dare to show his head at all, such a big person hid under the futon, and this stupid boy turned a blind eye. No wonder Xiu'er looks so delicate and lovely, she has already been in the spring, but she can only hide in the thatched house in broad daylight, what she loves to do, it turns out that she has such a magical power and amazing, and she is stupid and stupid when she sees a stranger and shouts and kills her younger brother!
What man can stand such a stone falling down?!
If you can't fight the enemy, you have to outwit it!
Midnight suddenly shouted: "Evil is coming! ”
Usually lead the brothers to arrest people in nightclubs, entertainment cities, or halls, where the music is so noisy that even if you are face-to-face with others, you have to shout loudly so that the other party can hear what you are saying. He is proud of the captain of the night team, strategizing and winning thousands of miles, and he has been in a hundred battles in these places without a trace of dust, and it is impossible to practice a big voice. Midnight tried his best to drink, it was really a spring thunder on the tongue, and now it was really a moment when life and death hung by a thread, and midnight stimulated all the potential of his voice, even if it was a Buddhist magic lion roar in ancient times, it was probably just that.
Evil came to be really stunned by the midnight roar! It was the first time he had seen a man who could roar louder, brighter, and more justifiably than he did.
Midnight pointed at the evil and shouted, "Put down your weapons!" ”
The arrogance of the evil is obviously a little smaller, you must know that midnight is the criminal police captain who has cracked the most major cases, injured the most, and arrested the most criminals in Xuanyuan City!
He once faced a mad bandit with a dagger around his waist and a bomb around his waist, screaming to die with the hostages, and finally led the bandit to the window, where the sniper shot the bandit to death; He once talked fearlessly about a few pistols on top of his head, talked about China's status in the international community from 10 years of planting trees and 100 years of cultivating people, talked about China's Diaoyu Islands, talked about how Chinese people are discriminated against abroad, talked about how the Chinese people should be self-reliant, and talked about the fact that we are all descendants of Yan and Huang, we are all a family, and we have the ability to point a gun at our enemies in China. On the spot, he persuaded those armed bandits to throw down their weapons, crying and screaming, and asked them to pull the brothers in the middle of the night, so that they could be released from prison as soon as possible, so that they could go abroad to show the Chinese spirit of not fearing death!
What is a profession?
What is an expert?
The phrase "put down your weapons" has been repeated no less than a thousand times in the middle of the night, and thousands of rehearsals have made him achieve a perfect unity in terms of expression, voice, and momentum, and he also has a fearless momentum and pressure.
Evil Lai cautiously looked at the man in front of him who was full of masculinity and had no fear in the face of the big stone in his hand, and said aggrievedly: "What is a weapon?" ”
"Damn, you still dare to quibble?!"
Midnight stretched out his hand and patted the head of the bed heavily, if it weren't for the fact that his whole body was ** now, and there was something shy on a certain part of his body, he really wanted to jump up and shout at the evil halberd, and use body language to strengthen his deterrent!
Midnight pointed to the stone in Evil's hand and ordered, "Put it down for me!" ”
In the process of committing the crime, the violent elements were finally impressed by the heroic image of the people's police and gave up their criminal actions! As soon as the violent criminal attempted offender let go, he threw a large bluestone three feet long and three feet wide and three feet high to the ground, only to hear a loud "bang", and the big stone smashed half a foot into the ground.
Midnight's two eyelids were beating, but he still looked surprised, you kid saw a lot of expressions like this, and hummed: "Count you as acquaintances!" ”
Evil Lai looked at the man in front of him with respectful eyes, but he still asked carefully, "Excuse me...... Who are you? And also...... Where's my sister?! ”
"My name is Aomide!"
Midnight stretched out his hand and slapped it the futon, just on Xiu'er's lovely buttocks, and Xiu'er, who was pricking up his ears to listen to the development of the incident, couldn't help but let out a coquettish cry.
Evil Lai's eyes widened again, he pointed to Midnight, and stammered, "Proud Midnight, you, you, you and my sister slept with you?!" ”
"What Proud Night, is the name Proud Night? Don't be big or small! Midnight foamed at the mouth and roared: "Remember to call me Brother Midnight!" ”
With a roll of his eyes, Midnight stretched out his big hand to uncover the corner of the futon, revealing Xiu'er's head, he wrapped the bodies of the two people with the quilt, not exposing Xiu'er's * to people who should never be exposed, and then locked Xiu'er tightly in his arms, Midnight now has two small black wings floating behind him, he smiled evilly: "Of course, you can also call me...... Brother-in-law! ”
Xiu'er showed an extremely embarrassed smile at the evil, her body was as hard as a thousand-year-old zombie in Midnight's arms!
As for evil, he still has a thousand smirks on his face.
Midnight raised his chin proudly and said, "Of course your brother-in-law wants to sleep with your sister, do you have any other problems?" ”
"No more!" With a big mouth, revealing a mouthful of white teeth, he stared at Midnight's figure that can be called the gold standard for men, and said, "Brother Midnight, brother-in-law Midnight, I like you!" ”
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