(Demon: I can't understand the change of surname, I don't understand why the protagonist became a criminal policeman, go see the first volume)

Xiu'er suddenly said: "If you like your brother-in-law, you will follow him in the future!" ”

Midnight suddenly found that on Xiu'er's body, there was a pair of black wings that were exactly the same as him hanging in the air and gently fanning, Xiu'er covered her mouth and chuckled: "If you really like your brother-in-law, you have to watch him for your sister!" He is a fairy sent down by the world, if you are not careful, he will disappear from in front of you, and your sister will become a widow, and you will no longer find such a suitable brother-in-law and brother to play with you! ”

Evil came to stare at Midnight, the kind of concentration in his eyes, the kind of frank and fearless zhan Yu Wang, made Midnight only feel a chill surging all over his body, this kid won't have any dragon and yang, right?!

Evil Lai suddenly clapped his hands and shouted: "Yes, I'll go find a rattan and wrap my hands tightly with Brother Midnight and Brother-in-law Midnight, so that he won't 'pounce' and disappear without a trace!" ”

Evil Lai asked again: "Sister, do you want me to sleep with you too?" So I can help you keep an eye on your brother-in-law! ”

Xiu'er and Midnight shook their heads together!

Xiu'er stretched out her hand to hug Midnight's neck and said, "Do you see the evil, even if my sister is asleep, she will hug him carefully, so he won't suddenly disappear in my room, and at other times, I'll help my sister keep an eye on my brother-in-law!" ”

Quietly glanced at Midnight, who was already frowning, Xiu'er said obediently: "You are with your brother-in-law, and you don't have to tie yourself and your brother-in-law together with rattan, you just need to stay with him and don't let him go out of the range of your eyes!" ”

Evil Lai nodded again and again, and shouted: "From then on, as long as my brother-in-law doesn't stay with my sister in midnight, I will look at him deadly." I eat when he eats, I walk when he walks, he sits and I sit, he sleeps and I sleep, he goes to bathe in the river and I go to bathe in the river, he goes to the hut and I follow him! ”

Midnight cried out, "Aren't you guys illegally confined and mentally abused?!" ”

"That's right, I'm just going to imprison you, a big pervert!" Xiu'er said in a nickname: "People are already yours, of course you have to watch you carefully, who has let the war continue all these years and men have been pulled onto the battlefield, now there are so many women in the village, so few men, and there are very few men who can make people look good?" If evil hadn't followed you, God knows which door you'd open and which woman's bed you'd jump on! ”

Squeezing out a pitiful expression, Xiu'er said: "You are the husband of the family, and the brother and brother-in-law of the evil man, who of us dares to abuse your old man?!" ”

Midnight smiled bitterly, and had already begun to plan in his heart how to get out of this situation. Although his strength is not as good as that of evil, he is the wisest and most cunning, and he can be transformed into the most insidious people's bodyguard when necessary! If the bodyguard even himself was violently imprisoned by others, then he would still be a fart in the future, and what face would he have every day shouting the great slogan of protecting the family and defending the country and luring and destroying girls?!

"You've seen the strength of Evil, you probably don't know the biggest feature of Evil, right?" There was a hint of cunning in Xiu'er's gentle eyes, and she ordered: "Evil, go to the river to fetch two buckets of water, my sister and brother-in-law want to take a bath!" ”

After receiving the order, Evil Lai walked into the courtyard, picked up two huge buckets, and ran away.

Xiu'er said: "From here to the river, there is about a mile away, and my husband guesses how long it will take to bring back two buckets of river water for us?" ”

One mile of road, one thousand meters back and forth, even if Evil Lai is the reincarnation of a Spanish bull, he can completely ignore the weight of those two big buckets, he should ...... In the middle of the night, he was still calculating the time that Evil Lai might use, and the courtyard gate made of bamboo pieces was kicked open with the most rude movements, and in the splash of "Bang La", "Bang La", Evil Lai stood in the courtyard and opened his throat and shouted: "Sister, brother-in-law, the water has come back, don't be lazy in the bed, hurry up!" ”

Evil Lai's voice really shook the whole village, and all the people stared at the cheap brother-in-law of Evil Lai with ambiguous eyes, and there were even some bad teenagers, whistling wildly waiting for Xiu'er to appear with the man she was tired of in the "boudoir" during the day.

Xiu'er covered her face and let out a weak moan, and fell into the arms of the man behind her. Midnight carefully put his chin that fell out again back in place, and it was only then that he understood what was the greatest characteristic of evil!

This kid not only has the strength that can be compared to the Spanish bull, but also has the perverted sprint speed that will only erupt when the stallion chases his lover, if he lets the evil come and go to participate in the Olympic 1,000-meter race, as long as he is not stupid to run in the wrong direction, it will be difficult not to become a world champion!

There is such a stupid and stupid brother-in-law who will never be lazy and will not neglect his duties, he can run faster than a fierce horse with his feet spread, and he dares to pick up a stone and smash people when he is in a hurry.

Evil came into the thatched hut in a big stride, picked up the big stone that could crush Midnight alive, stepped away from his two short legs, which were obviously very short, God knows why he could run so fast, and carried the stone back into the yard.

Through the wooden door that was not closed, midnight could clearly see that the evil came suddenly threw his hands and threw up the huge bluestone weighing four or five hundred catties, and the stone flew straight up three or four meters high, making a rather reluctant 960-degree maneuver in the air, and when it reached the critical point of upward throwing force and gravity, it paused for a little bit of a second, and then fell straight down. As soon as he stretched out his hands, he didn't even weaken his knees and caught the whole big stone that flew down, and he shook his hands and threw the stone high again.

Xiu'er said: "Evil is born with divine power, and he is stupid and stupid and does not know how to control himself, and often accidentally hurts other children, and after a long time, no child in the village wants to play with him, so he has to find toys by himself." Throwing rocks is one of his favorite games, and as he gets older, so does the rocks he plays, and I'm really worried that one day if he misses, will the thatched house in his house collapse! ”

This is simply a modern version of the Western Chu Overlord and the Red Rabbit Horse + Claw Huang Feidian!

It's strange that a character like this hasn't become a world-class star.

Midnight watched as Evil Lai pulled the big boulder, and danced a gorgeous flying scout in the narrow yard together, muttering to himself: "Evil come...... Evil, you're such a fucking hunk! Even the third fierce general of the Three Kingdoms, Dian Wei, who can erect the military flag with two hands, will be dumbfounded, right? Holy...... Isn't Dian Wei just because he is extremely strong and good at using two short weapons, so he is compared to a fierce general?! ”

Midnight's eyes suddenly widened, he jumped up and pointed at the boy in the yard, and screamed, "He's evil?!" ”

Xiu'er nodded and said, "Yes!" ”

Midnight grabbed Xiu'er and hissed, "Tell me, what era is it now?" ”

Xiu'er replied as a matter of course: "I was born in the early years of Diyi, and I am now twenty years old, of course it is the twentieth year of Diyi!" ”

Holy, isn't it?!

Midnight stared blankly at the blue sky overhead, it looked so blue and bright, a white floating cloud swept leisurely under the blue sky, faintly drawing an elegant imprint. Everything looks so real, everything looks so clear and beautiful.

In the world of midnight life, only after a heavy rain, in the freshly washed sky, can there be such clarity and beauty.

Looking at this purest nature and innocence, Midnight was silent, looking at the evil man who danced the big stone of four or five hundred catties and really treated it as a toy, and found that his nose was sour in the middle of the night.

Twenty years of Emperor B!

In modern society, many people may not know where Emperor Yi is sacred, but the king of Shang who played cannon branding, built a deer platform, dug out the heart of the emperor's uncle Bigan to make soup for the concubine, and finally played all his good country, and the game was gone, leaving behind the infamous king of Shang, everyone should always know!

As for the evil......

According to historical records, he is good at using a pair of short weapons, and his strength is infinite, and he can eat twenty-six steamed buns, ten catties of meat, three catties of wine, and three catties of fruit in one meal. is a super fierce general on the battlefield + a super rice bucket in life!

Midnight faced the sky, and suddenly stretched out a middle finger that could never be regarded as respectful: "! I'm! I said! I see how the people in the novel who ran to ancient times were also struck by lightning, blown by tornadoes, dropped by planes, sank by ships, or simply sat on space-time spaceships, and only then could they reverse time and space. Who the fuck did I provoke, how did I come out on a trip once, climbed a mountain, and when I stumbled, I fell off for three thousand, hundreds of years?! ”

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