Today is the Mid-Autumn Festival in 1088, and the long-awaited rose group wedding has finally kicked off. Early in the morning, tens of thousands of sleepless men and girls flocked to the advertising board on the Harvard campus. This advertising column is ten meters long, the base is one and a half meters high, and the railing is one and a half meters high. It's usually an honor roll, praising good people and good deeds, and also sticking notices, sticking notices, pasting news pictures, etc., but today it has a new look and has been repainted. Now, the whole page is a theme of the rose wedding, with a red face and a festive face. At the top of the advertising column, there is now a full-width title of the new Wei style written by Wang Mumu, with gold characters on a red background, and the eyes are eye-catching: "Following the dream of Huanting and the white head, the charm of ten thousand families is bright." Work together on the road of happiness, and love is stronger than gold". Those who can understand know that this "Wan Ting" is a "thing", and this "thing" is Hudong and Huxi.

The layout under the title is a gradient of pale pink background, on this bottom plate, in the center is a big double "Xi", this double "Xi" is very large, one meter two high, one meter eight wide, written in hollow amber, many viewers are appreciating this "Xi", because this "Xi" is very interesting. This Xi, calligraphy and painting have the same origin, it looks like a "Xi" from a distance, and up close, it is also inlaid into a cartoon portrait of a couple of ancient newlyweds wearing official uniforms. On the left side of a "Xi", "Shi" is a big official hat worn by the champion and his younger brother during the flower arrangement procession, the upper "mouth" is the groom's smiling face, the two verticals of the "卄" are the groom's two hands, one horizontal is the red ribbon held with the bride, and the lower "mouth" is the groom's feet; On the right side is a "Xi", "Shi" is the phoenix crown of the lady of the Emperor's order, the upper "mouth" is the bride's happy and sweet face, the two verticals of the "卄" are the bride's two hands, one horizontal is the red ribbon with the groom, and the lower "mouth" is the bride's feet.

Under the big LOGO of "Xi", there is a wedding message: if love is a beautiful flower, then marriage is a sweet fruit; If love is the light rain in early spring, then marriage is the bright sunshine after the rain. In such a wonderful season, the lover who is truly in love has gone through a romantic love journey from acquaintance, acquaintance, to love. Dear friends, at this moment, all the guests of the wedding should be waiting for the appearance of the groom and bride of the rose wedding with a heart of excitement and expectation.

At both ends of the advertising column, the book has a wedding couplet, and the left couplet is: The love heart is united, and the two red flowers of free love bloom side by side; The right alliance is: the marriage love is stronger, and the family planning generation of new people is thriving.

Now, the whole advertising column is divided in two by this interesting "Xi", on the left, on the pink base, a large golden dragon is depicted with gold wire; On the right, on the pink base, a golden phoenix soaring for nine days is also depicted with gold wire.

On the left, on the bottom plate of the foundation golden dragon, the subheading reads: Warmly congratulate the groom of the rose wedding, the dragon and the phoenix, the fish open their mouths, the night is opposite, and the wealth of ten thousand years; On the right, on the bottom plate of the foundation Jinfeng, the subheadings read: Warm congratulations to the bride of the rose wedding with one heart and harmony, one hundred years of old age, Qin Se and harmony, full moon and flowers.

On the left, under the subheading, it is the groom's honorific surname, the first one, is the male number one, King Mumu of Jinghai; the second is Bethune, the boss of the white boss; the third is Hu Taigong; In the back, there are Bai Shun, Hu Cheng, Hu Erke, Xiao Hairui, Shen Boyi, Shen Qingzhi, Xu Xuan, Wang Laoji, Shi Luke, Zhong Yidong, Xiao Jingang, Yelu Dan......

On the right, under the subheading, is the bride's honorific name, the first is Queen Ruth's Oriental No. 1 Hudong; the second is Queen Rhodes's Princess Sissi; the third is the white-haired woman Snow; In the back, there are Golden Diamond Princess Li Weihua, Hu Erniang, Forest Cat Lilith, White Bone Essence Saravona, White Lady, Bai Xiaoqing, Bai Suzhen, Ossie Cat Ishetta, Xiao Tick, Xiao Xiaotao, Linglong Cat Lose Your Baby, Avril, Diet Cat Choking Baby, Black Widow, Flower Fairy Leilei, Rose, ......

Now, this red list makes the audience more and more confused, and they are all muttering, which stupid melon did the wedding planning? Why isn't it a husband and wife writing together one-on-one? How can you write on both sides of the men and women on one left and one right, ouch, the difference between the left and the right of this advertising column is seven or eight meters, we are running around to find a pair of couples for you, messing up the mandarin duck spectrum, tired or not? It must have been done by the untrained virgins of the Academy of Fine Arts, and they were detained as little red flowers! Who called them bad business!

For this rose wedding, the Chinese and foreign guests also really opened their eyes:

Now, at the left end of the billboard, the "Eight Immortals" from Luzon are cloaked in the robes and hoods often worn by Islamists, avoiding acquaintances and whispering about them.

Lu Dongbin said to He Xiangu: "Ai Concubine, the little carpenter married two queens this time, which is really stylish." ”

He Xiangu said: "Your Majesty, if you are lonely, I will ask Sister Qianyu to introduce you to a few divas?" All skin tones? ”

Uncle Cao Guo said to Zhang Guolao: "Xiangye, how can this little carpenter's style make people lose their glasses every time, you see, the three books and six ceremonies are not engaged, and they are publicly announced." But this announcement is made, and it is not in broad daylight, he is very different from the men and women who stand in line, which seems to be the style of which dynasty and which religion? ”

Zhang Guolao replied: "Uncle Guo, this little carpenter's heart is deep, and some of his practices and sayings are enough for us to think about for a thousand years." ”

Han Zhongli asked Tie Guan Li: "General Li, is your wedding in Jiaozhi very different from our Song people?" ”

Tie Guan Li replied: "General Zhongli, we are the descendants of the Li family, and we are the descendants of Li Tang, so all etiquette and customs are not much different from those of the Central Plains. It's just that today's model is really making a fuss, this Mumu Wang, it's really not amazing! ”

Han Xiangzi asked Lan Caihe: "Xiaohe, what coffee beans did you go to Africa to find, has Lord Mumu dealt with it?" Can you try something new today? ”

Lan Caihe replied: "Brother Xiang, don't you see that the wedding description on the red list says, saying that the wedding is seven days of joy, the Mid-Autumn Festival begins, the first day is the 'Three Books Day', the second day, is the 'Nacai' day, followed by the name asking day, Naji day, Nazheng day, invitation date, and kissing day. In terms of catering, the organizer will be the same every day; The same is true for tea, starting from weak tea, and then flower tea, green tea, black tea, black tea, milk tea, coffee, and gradually heavy taste, saying that this coffee is going to be the finale, alas, I really don't have the confidence to take on this heavy responsibility. As the saying goes, don't let a rat poop spoil a pot of soup; I'm worried about not letting a bubble of elephant ruin a wedding. ”

On the side of the Eight Immortals, Li Daocheng of Jiaozhi was asking the light bulb: "Stinky girl, ask you, on the female list of the red list, why didn't the golden diamond princess Li Weihua align with the position of Hu Erke, the champion on the male list, one, two, three and four?" ”

The bulb replied: "Returning to China, this can't be targeted!" You see, the first groom on the male list is Mumu Wangye; And the first and second queens on the female list are both Mumu Wangye, I don't know how many of those brides in the back belong to Mumu Wangye, so, how can this be accurate? ”

Li Changjie on the side interjected: "That's not right!" It stands to reason that since at this wedding, one man can marry more than one woman, then the total number of brides on the red list should be much greater than the total number of grooms, but I just counted, the groom on the male list is 36,000, and the bride on the female list is only 32,000, how is this possible? ”

Bulb: "Back to General, this, most likely." Because, on the one hand, there are certainly many pairs in which one man marries many women, but in today's rose wedding, there are also a large number of pairs in which one woman marries two husbands. I've heard some of the mysteries here, and I'm going to report it to the two adults. Among the school-age student soldiers at Harvard University, there are tens of thousands of female students and more than 100,000 male students. The basic sequence of training and going out at Harvard is a team of three, one woman and two men, one sniper and two throwers, and these trios, in school, in life, in the sea, on a desert island, day and night. As the days go by, the friendship of classmates, the dependence on each other in wartime, the relationship in life, and the test in times of crisis, many three-person groups, between men and women, are classmates, comrades-in-arms, like brothers and sisters, and like husband and wife. So, in the beginning, someone had the question: Can we be together? My lord, for this issue, the marriage law here does not say no, so some brave children boldly challenge the tradition and challenge the mainstream. On today's dragon and phoenix list, these people feel that if their names can be written with the prince and the queen, that is, our challenge has been recognized. This kind of behavior has an ink stain effect, one to ten, ten to hundred, this open wedding, there were still people signing up yesterday, and the staff at the registration office have not slept for several days! Two adults, you think, these three-person groups have a large base in Harvard, so, silently, the result is that the number of men on the list is greater than that of women. ”

Li Daocheng: "Not bad! Girl! I didn't come to Ryukyu in vain. Intelligence work is still underway! ”

The light bulb approached Li Daocheng and said softly: "National teacher, you are an insider, don't hide it from you, if I can find out whether my sister and I should be on the male or female list, we will definitely sign up!" ”

Li Daocheng was furious: "you bastard fake girl!" Think beautifully! Don't forget the tasks given to you by the emperor and the queen mother, if you get the golden diamond princess done, hehe, at that time, I can consider the feelings of the two of you. I, now, make a budget, you say, you want us to reward you two men? Or do you two women? Or a boy and a woman for both of you? Well? ”

Standing behind the Jiaozhi people is the Jin of the Gaochang Uighur Vijab, the current Gaochang, compared with the Great Song Dynasty, is still quite poor and backward, still a serf society, standing behind the Jiaozhi people, after listening to a few words, also very touched, and chatted with the Zhangxiong of Tubo Guge, saying: "Old elephant, among the people, now, the general trend is monogamy and multiple concubines. However, in the transition from a matrilineal society to a patrilineal society, the pace of different regions and ethnic groups is very different. Even now, female leaders are rare, but "men don't marry, women don't marry", "Ah Note and Ah Xia" of "Twilight and Morning Departure" are very common in the west and south of the Song Dynasty. In the economically underdeveloped areas, Liao, Western Xia, Jurchen, and even in the interior of the Song Dynasty, in the countryside, in the mountains, the phenomenon of walking marriages is still very common. In a relatively isolated village, a woman from another village came, and the first one bought the limited right to use, regardless of the length of time, but once she gave birth to a child and was one year old, the mother transferred to the next family, year after year, and kept repeating the previous story until Kwai Shui was no longer there, and the people were old. In contrast, Harvard's one woman and two husbands, although one to two, but the relationship is fixed and has considerable stability, I think this is a kind of progress, not a retrograde. Rather than many people in reality who do not say it, it is better to do it here, only in the sun, mosquitoes, flies, rats and maggots will be restrained, and pickled dirty things are afraid of being made public. ”

Zhangxiong of Tubo Guge felt the same way, and said: "We Guge sent 100 students six years ago, and many of them are the student soldiers who received our guests from the Western Regions this time. These days, I have had some communication with these children, which has made me see some issues more clearly. ”

The leader of the Champa country to congratulate the wedding this time is the pearl princess Li Weihua, and the actual deputy envoy is Na Liya, who is also familiar with Wang Mumu, and now she is complaining, why is she so slow to react? If I had registered yesterday and had a passport and then looked for a visa, wouldn't I be able to get on the bus and look for both? Looking at such a new concept of wedding, Naria wanted to figure out, legally, is there anything missing in doing so? In the Song Dynasty and some surrounding countries of the Song Dynasty, such as Liao, Xia, Wa, Goryeo, Dali, Jiaozhi, etc., are similar, a recognized marriage, there must be "three books", that is, the letter of appointment, the letter of rites and the letter of welcome, which is an effective written record to protect marriage in this era. Here, the letter of appointment is the document of engagement; The book of rites is the document used in the celebration of the ceremony; The book of welcome is the document of marrying the bride. It's a bit like a single international trade, offering, counter-offering, and fixing. However, at this rose wedding, because a large number of participants, including Wang Mumu himself, were orphans, so here, the procedures were streamlined, and the three books became one book, which was a marriage certificate. The marriage certificate is to be made in duplicate with the names of both parties to the marriage, one for each man. Like Wang Mumu, he has a certificate with Hudong and a certificate with Huxi; The two of them, each holding a certificate of themselves and Wang Mumu, in order to replace the three books. This was originally a very simple matter, but Naria, who was familiar with Harvard, heard such a situation that was not easy to understand: many people went to the marriage registry office to get two marriage certificates, which were filled with their own names, but the names of the other party were vacant, and two certificates, one was taken away by herself, and the other was kept in the marriage registry. Naria thought about it for a long time, and finally realized something, and found it interesting, such a smart Harvard baby, she also wanted to learn and intervene. She wanted to talk to someone, but the wedding guests were male-dominated, so she turned around and found the fairy Jima of Mizhou in the Great Song Dynasty, and the two were quite speculative, so they came together to study their recent new trends on the new situation and new policies in the Ryukyus......

Standing a little farther away, the righteous family of the Wa Kingdom was patting his chest: "This, one daughter and two husbands, oh, fortunately, the official expression is that one daughter marries two husbands, not one daughter marries two husbands." However, in the future, those families will be regarded as yang and yin? Or, is yin flourishing and yang declining? Home privacy is another mystery. In the future, in those families, the men are powerful, and the women have the resources, this fight, it should be a wisdom fighting weighting type, in the future, those people, when is the spring flower and autumn moon? ”

Xiao Xiamo of the Liao State, who quietly came over, was hostile to Wang Mumu, so he picked and said: "Will the one country and two systems in the sea and sea states of the Song Kingdom challenge the patriarchal society and patriarchal structure?" ”

Gao Shengtai of Dali on the side disdained the words and deeds of the Liao people, the envoy of the big country, to be a treacherous villain, so he said: "People don't have the taste of retro primitive society at all, and you are worried about the sky." ”

At the other end of the advertising board, the Ye family's women's army poured out, and Ye Mianniang was chatting with Jiang Sangge in Bagan; Ye Yalan chatted with the Three Buddhas' Qun Tuo Bi Luo and Tuo Pan Yari; Ye Tanmier is chatting with Pan Changjiang, who eats Pandia; Ye Mi Die is talking to the green-clad Merek Everdler; Ye Afandi, Ye Abdullah and Ye Fu Naqin are all chatting with international friends, basically Asians in the first business district, and they are a bit mysterious, what are they talking about? So dedicated? It turned out that this was caused by the couplet on the dragon and phoenix list. There is a sentence in that couplet: "Family planning, a new generation of people thrive", and now, these international friends have understood that the "family planning" mentioned here advocates the control of the quality of childbirth, rather than the regulation of the quantity of childbirth. These foreigners, knowing that Wang Mumu can have children in a targeted manner as planned, have come to ask for the "Great Law of Childbirth" and the "Great Law of Giving Birth". Now the Ye family's women's army is doing professional guidance, limited consultation, private comments, and VIP services, and the topic has gradually turned to safe childbirth, painless childbirth, scientific parenting, hope for a child to become a dragon, family happiness, social stability, harmonious development, and world harmony......