In the palace of King Jinghai, the prince of Mumu was in a mood, and there was too much paste on the dragon and phoenix list posted on the advertising board, and even he felt that he felt that his feet were floating off the earth.

Now, opposite Wang Mumu, the eldest princess, Yuwen Rounu, and Hu Sanniang are in the three halls, no, no, it should be said that they are in the third level of the trial.

Wang Mumu said: "Go, call Hu Nan, who gave her so much power to challenge thousands of years of conventions?" Moreover, there are piles of leaks and mistakes, what's going on? ”

The eldest princess said: "Slow, I asked Hu Nan to do a lot of things, if there is any problem, you can say it here." ”

Wang Mumu said: "Okay, may I ask, first, who is Hu Erke?" Don't you three understand? How can you joke about little Helen's lifelong happiness? In order to fool the emperor and the queen mother who can paralyze the Jiaozhi royal family first, you are ready to sacrifice little Helen's lifelong happiness and lifelong sexual happiness? Little Helen is still young, still very young, just a middle school student, so she is positioned as a widow who essentially has to stay for a lifetime? Seems like this, it's a bit cruel! ”

Hu Sanniang: "Lord Wang, why did you become so serious all of a sudden?" It turned out to be for little Helen's happiness and sexual well-being? Then, it seems that our sisters have racked their brains, hollowed out their minds, and don't think about tea and dinner for the sake of the prince......"

Eldest Princess: "Third sister, let me come." Mu Mu, listen to what you say, do you care about little Helen very much? ”

Wang Mumu: "This ——, can also be said of the same!" Sister Princess, think about it, you also know, eight years ago, in Hangzhou, outside the Institute of Science and Technology, before Little Helen and Little Hairui were about to commit suicide by throwing themselves into the river, I decisively saved their lives and helped them heal their wounds. At that time, I thought that the two of them were brother and sister, on the one hand, I was very distressed to see the miserable appearance of them, covered in bruises and unable to eat; On the other hand, I also envy the affection between the two brothers. To be honest, when I was a child, I was not an orphan, but an orphan. So, I have never felt the love between my brothers and sisters, or even the love of my parents and grandparents. So, to a certain extent, I later treated her as a relative, as a family member. In terms of age, I am quite suitable to be her eldest brother; But from the perspective of co-authoring her to call you the eldest princess the princess's mother, I also brazenly admit that she is a prince's father. However, everyone understands that we are not related by blood, so I have been saying in my heart that this is a title, and it is just a title. Yes, she is in my heart, like a child, like a younger brother and sister, and like a student, an apprentice, a junior sister, a little follower, and a follower, the positioning is a little vague, a little embarrassing, and a little erratic, but she is a treasure I picked up when I came to Da Song. I picked it up, and I feel like I'm a lot richer because of it, which of course means that on a spiritual level, I'm less lonely, and I enjoy the feeling of abundance. I will offer my treasures, reward them, and protect them; If I consider that this treasure is the attribute of a living body, then I will also pay attention to giving sunlight and rain to make it grow happily. I don't really do anything, I don't do anything, I know that you may not be able to understand that a person who was once an orphan, even if he is lonely and poor, but his heart, like anyone else, will have many wishes. When a lonely heart sees that one of his wishes is coming true, maybe he is indifferent, but he must be excited. That is, this wish did not bring much benefit to himself, even if many people will not understand him, even if ......, ouch, sorry, my emotions seem to be a little out of control, I am impulsive, I drive a trolleybus. Seriously, though, I'm really a little angry today. Oh, also, the paperwork of your wedding is really not very good, it is a leak, and it is a mistake, you see, you wrote Hu Erke on the men's list, and Hu Erniang on the women's list. Hmph, junior, let me ask you, your second sister can do the doppelganger technique? Is she ready to get married? Or are you going to marry a wife? She wants to enjoy double benefits from our Harvard family? ”

Eldest Princess: "Mumu, don't get excited, take a deep breath and take a breath." Alas. As you yourself often say, if you have nothing to do with yourself, you will be in chaos. Hehe, we moved the treasure in your heart? Can't calm down? I'll answer your two questions together. Well, so be it, you can find the answer yourself, I'm just prompting, as the saying goes, money is obsessed with the mind, love is obsessed with the mind, I can't imagine that our always wise and transparent Mumu Wang Ye will also drill a dead end! Okay, Mu Mu, let me ask you, Hu Er is the champion of Jiaozhi, the concubine recommended by the Jiaozhi royal family, and the potential husband candidate of Little Helen, right? ”

Wang Mumu: "Well, it's not wrong to say that. ”

The eldest princess: "Then, let me ask you again, can Hu Erniang get married?" ”

Wang Mumu: "Hu Erniang can marry as Hu Erniang." ”

Eldest Princess: "Then, I still come to ask you, can little Helen get married?" ”

Wang Mumu: "Of course Little Helen can get married!" ”

The eldest princess: "Then, Hu Er can be on the men's list; Hu Erniang and Little Helen are on the women's list, is there anything wrong with this? ”

Wang Mumu: "Well, it seems right. However, Hu Erke and Hu Erniang are the same person! Hu Erniang is the truth of Hu Erke, and Hu Erke is the appearance of Hu Erniang! Are you playing dumb? ”

Eldest Princess: "Mumu, this, you know, but no one else knows!" Walking out of this room, who among the people outside would associate the second sister of the third sister with a champion of Jiaozhi? So, you are unbalanced in your heart, you know too much, if you are like the broad masses of the people, bathed in the sunshine of the Ryukyus, believe in the organization and believe in the leadership, you will be in peace, then, Hu Erke, Hu Erniang, aren't they two names that are the same as others among the sixty or seventy thousand people? Excuse me, my lord, if you want to go against most of the people in this world, then, tell me, who is making a fool? ”

Wang Mumu: "Okay then——, I'll ask the third question now." I remember, little Helen and her four seabirds, the school gave them a small western-style building, right? This time this little Helen came to Ryukyu, she and her four seabirds, and Hu Erniang, of course, when she lived there, it should be said that she was Hu Erke, and also, the light bulb and the tail, the eight of them lived together, right? Now the school's logistics office has given little Helen a small western-style building. Is this a little unfair compared to other students? ”

Eldest Princess: "There is nothing unfair, reason, affection, and law, all of which make sense." Yu Li, this little Helen is our student, these four seabirds are also our students, our allocation standard for the small western-style building has always been one person per floor, so little Helen and the four seabirds only live in one building, which is already very modest and low-key. Now with the addition of Hu Erke, even if you don't count the bulb and tail, it is reasonable to add a building. Yu Qing, this Hu Erniang came to Ryukyu as Hu Erke, she is inconvenient to live with us, and it is inconvenient to live with Hu Taigong and Hu Cheng, and she has now integrated into our society, and has also contributed, so what is there to give her a building? It's just that I think if Hu Erke is written on the real estate certificate, I am afraid that I will make trouble in the future; If you write Hu Erniang, isn't that self-destruction of the Great Wall? Therefore, I divided the room in the name of little Helen, isn't it reasonable to deal with such a technical treatment? Yu Fa, after today, Xiao Helen and Hu Erke are both married, please pay attention to my words, I am talking about the two people who are already married, and my foreshadowing is that I did not say that these two people got married and became husband and wife. Okay, when people get married, they share a suite, this is our Harvard promise, so isn't it legal for them to take the house? ”

Wang Mumu: "Oh, sister princess, you people from the royal family seem to be born to be very good at playing this kind of thing, obviously ignoring it, but it's quite reasonable." However, please forgive me for being stupid, Sister Princess, tell me, Yu Ming, Yu Dark, on the desktop, in private, Xiao Helen and Hu Erke live in that western-style building, what is going on? I look at it and I always feel uncomfortable. ”

The eldest princess: "Brother Mumu, what are you talking about, it seems that your sister is a black-bellied girl who loves palace fighting and has a lot of power, in fact, haven't I learned everything from you?" Didn't you say that as long as we have some philosophy, some political economy, and some utopia, we can create an ism? Can it be invincible and invincible? So, my sister also started to do homework and research. I am a humanities and management major, and my answer, that is, my research results, is to let little Helen and Hu Erke live together, and live in a new house and a wedding room, which is the show on the bright side and on the desktop; As for the darkness, in private, we have also done a very righteous and bright light, and I, in front of God, before Allah, and before the Bodhisattva, I have no regrets, because I have not hurt or detracted from the happiness or sexual happiness of Little Helen and Hu Erke, nor have I harmed the interests of the teachers and students of Harvard. You probably also know that Xiao Helen and Hu Erniang both went to the marriage registry office to get their certificates, but they are the same as thousands of girls at Harvard, they only have their own name on their marriage certificates, and the man's name is empty. Moreover, these two comrades, the tallness in their hearts are all the same person, so they have a common hobby, a common language, and a common goal, so it is reasonable and reasonable to get along with each other day and night and live together; It's like I live with Rou Mei and Third Sister, isn't this normal? So, in the eyes of ordinary people, they are living happily; In their own hearts, they are also living happily. This, if not a major achievement of reform and opening up, is at least a good way out of the question. Lord, you say, am I reasonable? Well? ”

Wang Mumu: "Oh, sister princess, half of the blood on your body is flowing from Gaojiazhuang, you are really getting taller and higher!" However, I have another problem, I noticed, you just said that you said that Xiao Helen and Hu Erniang went to get the certificate, but you didn't say that Xiao Helen and Hu Erke went to get the certificate, then, this Hu Erke didn't get the certificate? ”

Eldest Princess: "Of course, Hu Er is a guest who came to Ryukyu to congratulate the wedding, and he is not our Song or Ryukyu people, his jurisdiction is in Jiaozhi, we respect the international law and the five principles of peaceful coexistence, and we will not violate international law." ”

Wang Mumu: "Then if people ask you, why did you get a certificate for little Helen?" ”

Eldest Princess: "For well-known reasons, little Helen is now a dual citizen, and according to her own wishes, she wants to marry in the territory of the Ryukyus, and she is registered here in the Ryukyus, and it is reasonable and legal to manage it locally." ”

Wang Mumu: "Then Hu Erke is also on our dragon and phoenix list here, why can't that person get a certificate?" ”

The eldest princess: "Hu Er is a guest who came to Ryukyu to congratulate the wedding, he actively participated in the rose wedding, we welcome, this is international etiquette, we call kindness, courtesy; But he wants to legally occupy one of our people, and it is difficult to confirm his nationality in the north of the country. As a government responsible for its people, we cannot agree to his application for dual citizenship for the time being, nor can we legally declare marriage for him. ”

Wang Mumu: "Sister, I think you are truthful, but you are full of strong words. Okay, okay, don't stare at it, let's not discuss whether the four words 'strong words' are derogatory or positive. ——,Then I don't know if I'm a bit of gossip like this, because I'm a responsible man, so I want to ask, Hu Erniang and Little Helen on this female list serve a husband together, who has such a good blessing? So, why doesn't that man live with them? ”

The eldest princess: "Well, as I said before, the single-married family, single-married bride, single-married bride, hidden marriage model, and single women who chose to marry at our rose wedding are self-aware of the combination of themselves and the person they like, and there will be many obstacles in the middle, or there are many problems that they can't get around, so they don't want to destroy the existing balance, they only live in the nest they have created, half material and half spiritual, and live in abundance. Here, it can be said that Little Helen and Hu Erniang are representatives of the challengers of this novel lifestyle. Moreover, Xiao Helen knows that the prince has always insisted that women should have sex at the age of eighteen, and she also saw in Rou Mei and the third sister that the prince's words were true, and they were really strictly enforced, so she thought that she was still young, now sixteen years old, whether she had a husband or not, she would marry alone or single for two years. Oh, others, for example, Xiao Zhixian, Rose, I know, they have also received documents, are ready to get married, and want to live a single life in a single-married family. As for who they like in their hearts, I'm not as gossip as you, who do they belong to, if you want to know, just ask yourself, and we'll prepare some gifts and blessings. ”

Wang Mumu: "Oh, who?" There is happiness and sexual happiness, Xiao Helen and Hu Erniang are both not bad, not only beautiful in appearance, but also in connotation, Xiao Helen is cute, Hu Erniang is rich, rare talents, who is so lucky? There are flowers in the house, flowers outside the house, and a home outside the house, a first-class man! Envy the dead! ”

The eldest princess: "Hehe, Lord Mumu, it doesn't matter who has this blessing, the important thing is that this person should use his brains more, how to make the flowers at home and outside the home shine in the sun, rain and dew." And, huh! Don't get cheap and sell well, I don't know if you're really stupid or pretending to be stupid. ”

Wang Mumu: "Okay, okay, let's cultivate and irrigate the one-third of an acre of land in our home first, and don't worry about other people's salty and salty Luo Bu Dan." Okay, I have to go back, I still have a question, now, what should I do with that Hu Erke? Jiaozhi came to ask us what to do with people? ”

The eldest princess: "Well, I asked Hu Erke, she said that she had her own way out, she said, she went to Bianjing to smash the tank, and experienced it with international friends, the blood is boiling, and we have to fight for the truth, the old world is smashed, the slaves get up, don't say that we have nothing, we want to be the masters of the world." Now she understands that a person can change his face, and there can be multiple versions of a thing. Xiao Helen once criticized her, saying that she, a science student, just didn't have a liberal arts student who could play, so Hu Erniang wanted to prepare N versions for Hu Erke's delisting, and then she would come to ask the prince for advice. As for Jiaozhi, who handed Hu Erke into our hands? Can this cochin man ask us? ”

Wang Mumu: "Well——, okay, this question is over for the time being, Rourou, you prepare more dowry, one is Sanniang's second sister, and the other is our righteous daughter, if you are going to get married, prepare more dowry." Okay, now, let me ask you a second question, which is, the matter of Huxi. Now, Hu Xi is on the women's list, and she is very conspicuous, she is the second female number. Didn't I say it a long time ago, this wedding was prepared by me for Hudong, and as soon as Huxi came, wouldn't it dilute the atmosphere of the wedding? ”

Eldest Princess: "Mumu, I want to ask you a question, do you want to accept Huxi?" ”

Wang Mumu is very slanderous, and it is another Song mystery, the eldest wife came to force her husband to marry the younger wife, he thought about this question of the eldest princess, and said: "Sister Princess, this is not a matter of whether I accept Hu Xi or not, but this is not something I planned." As you all know, I'm a person who likes to plan everything. Originally, this wedding was dedicated to Hu Dong, but now that you are like this, it seems that I am not single-minded. To be honest, I'm really new to Huxi. Hu Dong, from the time she and I met in the prison of Dali Temple, to being stabbed and injured, to the shining gold, after that, there was a lot of work contact, and to this day, we still know each other very well. And Huxi, I think, in the past seven years, have I spoken ten words to her? You have to send her to the sedan chair, for me, it really looks like an arranged marriage, a marriage of sale. I always feel that getting married before falling in love is no different from robbing a woman and playing hooligans! ”

Eldest Princess: "Mumu, you have a lot of ideas. If you don't believe it, you can ask the imperial sister-in-law He Xiangu, that is, she is the queen, the first lady of the Great Song Dynasty, what kind of love did she have with my brother Emperor Shenzong before marriage? You won't talk more than five sentences, you won't meet more than three times, and you'll be content! Don't you keep saying that you follow the local customs and make progress with things? Why don't you do it? Also, I know that you don't have much to say to Hu Xi, but this doesn't mean that Hu Xi has less to say to you! Don't understand? Hehe, the prince of wood, the prince of wood, the prince of wood, you are unconscious, when you are walking around, when you are talking nonsense, your every move, word and deed, these infatuated girls are unforgettable and dare not forget, always back, thinking about it, starting from the beginning, and never forgetting. Don't you feel it at all? ”

Wang Mumu: "Alas, Sister Princess, to be honest, it's not a question of whether Huxi people are good or not, it's that my heart already has your problem." In fact, I have always been mindful, I want to meet a few high-quality men, send Hu Xi to let her pick, for example, this wedding, dignitaries from many countries have come, when I planned this rose wedding, self-assessment, its foreseeable function has one of this expectations, intended to increase some opportunities for Hu Xinan, Little Helen, Four Seabirds and others to face the world. However, a few days ago, Xiao San told me about the burning love scars in the east, west, north and south, and at that time, I was very shocked. I said, if these four people are going to burn love scars in front of my eyes now, I will definitely not hesitate to slap them on the head one by one, and then kick them unconscious with one leg first, what's the matter, why don't you want to think about it, does the man you like deserve the four of you love? Can he stand it? On the one hand, I don't dare not accept it, and I also want to accept it well and accept it so that they feel comfortable, otherwise I will treat them too badly and hurt them too much. However, I am honestly afraid, walking on thin ice, I am too afraid that you will slowly feel that my value is not very high in the future, not enough to be loved by you elites at the same time, I am afraid that it will make you disappointed and sad, so I am very worried and under great pressure. ”

Yuwen Rounu walked over, quietly snuggled up to Wang Mumu's side, and said, "Brother, you are so kind. However, there are other ways to interpret this question, which you probably don't think about. You think, after the wedding, don't talk about Huxi, let's talk about Hudong, she is going back to Sai Island and going to be the queen. And Huxi, whether she is on the women's list or not, her current job is in Rhode Island. Weren't you just shouting for little Helen's happiness and sexual well-being? Then have you ever thought about the happiness and sexual happiness of Hudong and Huxi? Brother, for the two of them, the Mediterranean Sea may be a long-term residence, so the husband and wife are separated, thousands of miles apart, and they can't even do it once for seven days, they can be regarded as half-widows, and it is like a single marriage. Brother, have you thought about it? If their husbands treat them badly or are not good, then they will be average, then they will be able to live in their hearts. But, brother, now, who is willing to leave you? You are so good, you have a good heart, you are the best good man in the Great Song Dynasty, no matter how much you love you, the fiery red eyes warm our hearts and light the fire of our lives; You are the best good man in the Great Song Dynasty, just like the most beautiful clouds in the sky, spring has come to the hillside full of flowers, and you will harvest ......"

Hu Sanniang came to interrupt again: "Lord, don't be careful, don't you just have one more footbasin every night, you wash your feet The prince is now superb and energetic, you can do it, let's Xiaosan, support you!" ……”