Chapter 47: Why bother to be beaten
But Yang Guang was still angry, and he glanced at her fiercely, "Women, you know a bird, if Lao Tzu doesn't beat these six impure monks today, he won't even know his mother, and Lao Tzu will live in vain!" Grandma's, Lao Tzu asked him to use a turtle shell to calculate a hexagram, but he refused to live or die, saying that the time and place are favorable, and that there will be no disaster if he is reckless. But in the blink of an eye, he took out his fart to please the woman, and you said that he should not be beaten! ”
Du Meiyue couldn't help but laugh when she heard this, looking at the monk on the ground who was dying and turned into a pig's head, "Hehe, that should indeed be beaten, and the beating is too light, if the second young master is tired, then how about letting the slave family do it for him?" The slave family also held back the fire and had nowhere to vent! ”
Beauty is tempting, and the monk likes it, but the monk definitely doesn't like the beauty who fell into the well and saw that he only had half a breath left and had to carry a few more feet.
He knew very well how to choose between a beautiful woman and a small life, and he hurriedly got up in a panic to explain the grievances of the bones that were about to fall apart without moving.
"Second young master, your temper is too short-tempered, the little monk used three turtle shells for the fortune telling of this female benefactor, and she is at this level, three pieces are more, but unfortunately less than three pieces is not counted at all. But for the second young master, you will get at least five yuan, the little monk heard that there is a six-god algorithm in the whole world, that is, six thousand-year-old turtle shells, when the little monk finds the sixth turtle shell, he must first give the second young master a hexagram! ”
This monk has been beaten into a pig, but his mouth is still very neat, and his thinking is very clear, Yang Guang is very disdainful of his performance of being greedy for life and afraid of death, but the feeling of being a party is very comfortable. So he repeated the old trick again, and pretended to hand over a dirty face towel.
"Alas, this is a trouble, you said it earlier, why did you have to be beaten this time, it's really, it's really not worth it, remember, if you have something to say in the future, you should say it early......"
Unsuspecting, but thinking, go die, you pervert rushed up and beat me up where is the opportunity to explain a little bit? Damn, this perverted violent maniac pretends to be a good person every time he finishes fighting!
Next time, you must learn a long lesson, but you can't suffer this kind of stuffy loss anymore, now his relationship with the violent and shameless son is very delicate, even if he has great ability, he can't fight back, really TMD, nest!
But in order to save his life, he ignored another very serious issue for a while, that is, don't offend women, especially women like Du Meiyue, who also have strong violent tendencies!
So just as he was wiping the blood from the corners of his mouth with a black face towel, Du Meiyue gritted her teeth and asked, "Hey, dead monk, what did you just say that two pieces of aunt and grandmother are enough?" Hmph, my aunt and grandmother will let you know today that you know the tragic end of a dog looking down on people! ”
Before the words fell, Du Meiyue had already swept away the leaves in the autumn wind, and the battle was completely solved with just one kick, as if nothing had happened at all.
It's just that the poor living fairy-colored monk is already squatting in the corner of the wall with no face, covering his little monk, and the pain is better than death!
Yang Guang suddenly lost his mood, because he was still very worried about what happened in the palace. Although he teamed up with the monk to play very well in front of Yang Jian just now, he knew that if Yu Wenyun didn't die tonight, not to mention that the monk was unlucky, he would not be able to escape the blame. At least from now on, Yang Jian will take strict precautions against him and look at him differently, which is definitely not a good thing!
At such a critical moment, he always subconsciously wanted to smoke, but he didn't smoke. As for the non-precept monk, he is absolutely fine, although he doesn't know his true background, but his skills are by no means weak, and Du Meiyue will not leave any room for his feet.
He suddenly wanted to go out for horseback riding, but when it got dark, why didn't they come back to eat? He became irritable for a while, but he didn't want to show it in front of Du Meiyue, especially Bujie.
But squatting in the corner of the wall and covering the little monk who was about to die, he gritted his teeth and persuaded him, like a roundworm in his stomach, "Second young master, don't worry, what should come will always come...... Ouch...... The female benefactor was also a little ruthless...... Ouch...... Now the monk has become a eunuch......"
Yang Guang didn't laugh this time, on the contrary, the sense of urgency in his heart was even more urgent, why is he so nervous now? Because he doesn't have any bullshit strength at all now, almost everything he does now is just to save his own life.
But he is now Yang Guang, Yang Guang, the prince of Yanmen County, will soon become Yang Guang, the king of Jin, will he die if he doesn't become the emperor?
Originally, he believed that he would never die when he crossed over, but when he personally experienced the face-to-face confrontation with Yu Wenyun, he soon found that his life was always in his own hands, and it had nothing to do with crossing at all.
If he can't establish his lineage as quickly as possible and can't rise quickly, then he may be killed one day, and the person who killed him is likely to be his eldest brother Yang Guang.
Or the bird characters who don't even know each other before they appear!
To put it bluntly, the best offense is defense, and the best way to save your life is so strong that no one dares to fight him!
Thinking of this, he personally reached out and helped the grinning monk to sit on the stool, and then waved his hand to Du Meiyue and ordered, "Boss, go prepare the meal, it's getting late, call the little blacks and them back!" ”
Du Meiyue didn't dare to make another mistake when she saw that the master was unprecedentedly serious, she found that the longer she was in contact, the more afraid she was of the handsome little master in front of her, and she didn't know why, anyway, this feeling was getting stronger and stronger.
Yang Guang wiped the cold sweat off the monk's bald head with his own hands, went to the kitchen and brought a jar of osmanthus incense over, played with the monk, and drank in a big bowl, he found for the first time in his life that there is really nothing more comfortable and easier to forget than drinking.
"Hehe, monk, come, do it, there is wine today and drunk today, don't wait for the gold bottle to be empty to the moon!"
The monk is also strange, obviously it really hurts, but a bowl of fragrant osmanthus wine immediately goes down to the stomach, it hurts? Fuck it, hurt a ball, drink, drink the flower wine brewed by the beautiful woman herself, hahaha!
"Second young master, you are really a Wenqu star, this exit is a good sentence for the ages, admire, admire, the little monk respects you a cup!"
Yang Guang grinned, "Forget it, don't play false, tell the truth, monk, how do you think my horse farm should be run?" ”
The monk was stunned for a moment, looked around at no one, and then said in a low voice, "Naturally, it is to hide from the sky and the sea to secretly Chen Cang, on the surface it is boring to raise horses, but in fact, recruit troops and buy horses to establish his own lineage!" In terms of money and food, you can rest assured that Baoguang Temple has 800 acres of temple property, and all the rent collected every year is taken out to support you! ”
Yang Guang was also stunned, and it took half a day to react, yes, what he was most worried about was money, it was difficult to walk an inch without money to travel all over the world, how could he forget that the big temples themselves in ancient times were all big landlords, and the hundreds of acres of fertile land rewarded by the imperial court were their own private property, and the cycle of inheritance from generation to generation continued.
But how can there be a free lunch in this world, especially when he is opposite Yuan Tiangang, the first demon in the ages, grandma's, he has to be 10,000 careful about this monk who has never been able to locate.
"You? Don't brag, don't you have any qualifications to use the temple property, and if people know that the second young master of the Duke of Sui actually accepted donations from a bald monk in private, wouldn't it make people laugh out of their big teeth? No, no! ”