Chapter 46: Grandma Tells You to Keep Your Roots
As soon as Yang Jian left and didn't quit, he immediately quit, and strongly asked Yang Guang to loosen his ties, Yang Guang didn't, he looked at the excitement with a wicked smile, and reached out to touch the big bald head of the family, "Oh, if you don't quit, don't quit, you're going to be finished this time, how can the emperor die?" And just tonight? Don't be funny, you don't even believe a three-year-old kid on the side of the road! ”
Bujie looked helpless, "Second Young Master, don't play, then the emperor is not dead, others don't know if you don't know?" Didn't you go to Baoguang Temple when you came out of the palace? If you treat the monk like this, you are not afraid that the monk will stand up and expose you? ”
Yang Guang was not only not angry or afraid when he heard this, but nodded very approvingly, "Yes, yes, what else to say, whether it's right or wrong, kill you monk first!" ”
As he spoke, he took out a knife and went straight to the monk, but what he wanted to cut was not the head above but the head below, this time the monk was really frightened, because Yang Guang in front of him admitted that he couldn't fight for the time being, because he was ten times more shameless than him, a flower monk, and he knew all his weaknesses.
"Second Young Master, Second Young Master, spare your life, you can say it...... Want...... What do you want to do, the monks promise you! ”
Yang Guang played with a bright knife in his hand, "Originally, I wanted to explode your chrysanthemum, but this son suddenly wants to play with your turtle shell, how about you also give this son a hexagram?" ”
Who knew that it was very difficult to quit such an easy condition, "Second Young Master, can you change the conditions?" This kind of hexagram is really not a divination, the little monk got this turtle shell for 7 years, and now he has only been divining a hexagram for the Duke of Sui, but the little monk takes it with him every day. This kind of hexagram is indispensable! If you act rashly, you will be a curse! ”
Yang Guang was stunned for a moment, saying that he was very unhappy, so the knife in his hand had already cut open the pants that he didn't quit, "Really?" Still playing? Monk Se, now there are no outsiders, you can admit it, this broken turtle shell is what you secretly stewed and smashed all the time, isn't it? What five lands return to one, the emperor returns to the west, it's all a lie, right? ”
But if you don't quit, you will close your eyes desperately, "There is no Amitabha Buddha in the south, the heavenly opportunity cannot be revealed, if the second young master doesn't believe it, then do it, it's not a big deal, and after eighteen years, he will be a good man again!" ”
Yang Guang almost didn't squirt out, and opened his mouth to scold, "Are you a second monk or a GCDY in your TMD, and you still play the game of tmd?" Well, then the young master is going to taste what the monk's chrysanthemum platform tastes like! ”
As he spoke, he stretched out his hand and pulled the monk's torn pants!
The monk immediately begged for mercy, Yang Guang's trick was quite effective, and he tried all kinds of things, which was even better than the monk's appearance.
Yang Guang quickly stopped, and looked at the pale face with extreme contempt, "You care so much about your little Juju?" ”
The monk was also full of anger, "Nonsense, why don't you let the monk explode you?" Also, what do you mean by this girl, Second Young Master, all the time? ”
Yang Guang laughed and untied the hemp rope for him, "Forget it, forget it, I don't mean anything." Now that this son has let you go, he can always use your broken turtle shell to tell his fortune, right? ”
Who knew that he still shook his head desperately, "No, this is really not good, second young master, you also leave some leeway for the little monk, this is not the cabbage in the field to be sold casually, this is called heaven and cannot be revealed!" ”
Yang Guang seems to have developed a fixed habit, and now as soon as he hears that there is something that cannot be revealed, he will not hesitate to kick it over, and if he does not quit, he seems to have been kicked and has a surname, so he almost hides outside the door when he says this sentence that the heavenly secret cannot be revealed!
"Second young master, second young master, you said that you wanted to invite me to drink, and the monk came over in the wind and snow and got the Sui Guogong for you, you can't talk without words, right?"
Yang Guang glanced at him meaningfully, and said in his heart that this monk is much better than his inner quality, and he is actually nervous now, because he is not completely sure whether Yu Wenyun will die or not. Although he was very confident in his medical skills, back in ancient times, more pharmaceuticals and formulas still relied on Chao Yuan Fang, and strictly speaking, the thing they prepared was completely a laboratory drug that had not undergone clinical trials.
Maybe Yu Wenyun is not only fine after using it, but also more brave and invincible!
"Hostess, serve the wine!"
Yang Guang shouted, and Du Meiyue, who was hiding outside to eat the wind and snow, dared to come in, "The second young master is really merciful, I thought that your old man had forgotten the slave family again!" ”
Yang Guang laughed, "Whatever you say, I just forgot about this monk, and I can't forget your beautiful and amorous boss." Prepare wine, good wine and good meat to entertain this monk! ”
As soon as Bujie saw Du Meiyue, her eyes immediately glowed green, "Hehe, then trouble this female benefactor!" ”
Who knew that Du Meiyue didn't bird him at all, "I'm sorry, my aunt's wine is not for monks to drink, second young master, you have to drink enough, don't even think about this messy monk!" ”
Yang Guang was even happier when he heard it, because just now he took advantage of the inattention to give Du Meiyue a look, he didn't expect this woman to be so sensible and reliable, and the kung fu of the live performance was absolutely first-class.
Yang Guang even suddenly thought that if one day he could return to the future, then he would definitely take this monk and the proprietress with him, the monk pretended to be a monk in the name of promoting Buddhism, but in fact he colluded with developers from all over the world to build temples in the name of crazy enclosure, and then unknowingly sold at a high price.
As for Du Meiyue, she doesn't have to think about sending her directly to Beiying for further study, with her qualifications and style, she guarantees that a small hairy film will be famous all over the world, become a first-line female movie star in Hollywood, and become his cash cow, haha!
Buqi felt very aggrieved, because he had always been confident enough in front of women, and he had always had full feminine popularity, but now he finally tasted the taste of loss. Because no matter how prominent and chic he is, he is just a bald monk after all, as long as he stands with the shameless second young master in front of him, all his light will be covered up immediately!
So he couldn't help but look up to the sky and sigh, "Alas, Buddha, both Yu and Liang, so that the monk not only can't soak in the girl, but he doesn't even have to drink a bowl of wine!" ”
"However, looking at this female benefactor with a peach blossom forehead and a plump and graceful body, it must be the life of great wealth and nobility in the future, otherwise, how about you be merciful and compassionate to reward the monk with a bowl of wine, and the monk will give you a hexagram for free?"
Du Meiyue was obviously a little tempted, because she was also very curious about her future. So subconsciously looked at Yang Guang opposite, Yang Guang replied with a look that followed her urine, and Du Meiyue immediately put forward conditions to the monk with a cold face.
"Okay, you finish the calculation for your aunt first, and your aunt will reward you with wine when she is happy to hear it. But if you dare to make up nonsense and nonsense to make your aunt and grandmother happy, hmph, then your aunt will let you keep your roots today! ”
Talking about the inexortionment in the whirlpool, even Yang Guang was cold and trembling when he heard it, Mommy's, this woman is much more vicious than herself, and she directly retains the monk's roots, hahaha.
Bu Qu raised his head and swallowed his saliva, looked at Du Meiyue's tempting and criminal body at that time, reached out and took out the five turtle shells of the baby, Yang Guang stopped doing it when he saw it, went up and kicked him to the ground, and then angrily pressed on the ground This fat beating, the monk who hit him was dying and the corners of his mouth were bleeding before he stopped.
talked about the monk who was beaten, and even Du Meiyue, who was watching the excitement next to her, couldn't help but whisper and persuade, "Ahem, that second young master, you ...... You're too ruthless now, how can he also be a well-known non-precept monk. Isn't it good that you don't even let go of the monks if this is seen by others? ”