When he said goodbye, he knocked down the other party, and Wang Mumu was very happy.

Empress Dowager Gao was also happy, thinking, I saw that there seemed to be no drama, so I asked them to say goodbye. Who knows, as soon as the two sides gave up, sparks came out again. Now, look at this Su beard is also deflated in front of the two little golden cats, it's fun. Then, my son-in-law Mumu, what other tricks can you play? We have been staying in this deep palace compound, it's very boring, you can continue, let's have fun again, let us be comfortable and happy.

Wang Mumu now understands a little bit of his mother-in-law's temperament, in addition to having a strong desire for power, he also likes to stir up trouble and make trouble. Look, on the other side*, the two main generals have already fallen down, that, hugging the grass and beating the rabbit, the two kings, I'm sorry, who told God to let me cross over to the little carpenter of the Song Dynasty? Who told you that Wang Shu didn't treat the eldest princess well? Who told you that Wang Gong doesn't cherish the unhesitating Yuwen Rounu? One of you is a flowery radish that breaks the eldest princess's heart; One of you is a runaway from the battle that chills Yuwen Rounu's heart. I, Wang Mumu, saved these two bodies and healed the hearts of these two, am I wrong? The first two, one Su and one Sima, our disagreement is a matter of line; You two, I know, in addition to the battle of routes, you and I also have a deep grudge against wives and concubines, looking at you blowing your beard and glaring at me now, you have to be angry, okay, come on, I'll take it, everyone vent and vent!

Before Wang Mumu started, Wang Shu took the lead, arching his hands: "The song "Butterfly Loves Flowers", I laughed:

The light rain returns to the evening at the first glance.

Jincui Tower, reflecting Hibiscus Swamp.

The foreign * charming body is curling.

I count the tender lotus, and the Qingdian is small.

It seems that the harem is infinitely good.

When I returned, I lost my singing and dancing.

Sit until dusk and people are quiet.

You should know that the captain is annoyed. ”

Wang Mumu knew that the other party was resentful of himself, and he was 'annoyed', and he was declaring war on himself. And during the declaration of war, I have been aiming at my two little golden cats, what kind of person, a big carrot! Wang Mumu arched his hands, searched for it, let's come to the pot of mixed dishes:

"The grass fireflies are shining and not the fire,

It is difficult for the lotus dew to become a pond again.

Well frog carving skills are shallow,

Arrogant and blind.

The eye must open on its own,

The art garden is full of female yellow.

How have dwarves seen in the play,

It's all about the short and the long. ”

Little Daini knew about the two kings and the princess's mother and the second mother, but the other party was nostalgic on the one hand, and on the other hand, she was still looking at us, and she was angry, so she didn't give it up, and muttered in her mouth:

"Flower Flower World Flower Heart,

Flowery men deceive people's hearts;

Snub yesterday's people in the bowl,

When you achieve your goal, you change your mind;

Pity the heart of the daughter of the world,

Break my heart for a man;

Flower man day and day flower lewdness,

Men are the most likely to spend money. ”

Hu Dong heard that after the last time Wang Shu committed a crime, he was kicked several times, unfortunately, * injured, often painful, thinking of this, four lines of poetry suddenly popped up in his mind, and he couldn't help but babble lightly: "Ask how much sorrow you can have, even if there are flowers and no oil, you don't think you can see sorrow, just like a eunuch going to the green ** building!" ”

Wang Gong on the side knew that Wang Shu was entangled in the "three flowers" in the past, thinking that he had the same fate as him, and he gave up his hand to be a bodhisattva for Yuwen Rounu, who was once his own:

"Yu Gu is under the Qingjiang River, how many Wang Gong tears in the middle!

Looking at Chang'an in the northwest, there are countless mountains in pity.

The green mountains can't cover it, after all, it flows eastward.

Jiang Wan is sad, and the mountain is thinking deeply about the singer. ”

Xiao Shanni thought, this person is thinking about the second mother, but you can't have people all the time, no one all the time, you are in adversity, and you want others to share the suffering; If you are in a predicament, you want others to solve it; I was surrounded, so I quickly slipped away; Do you have the responsibility to be a man? People should not look good, they look good, but they do things more than women. We foreigners can't compare to you in poetry, then, just learn from Sister Dai, talk to yourself, and just say it:

"You have the appearance of a peony as rich,

You have the tenacious qualities of plum blossoms,

You have a heart as pure as a lotus,

You have a sweet smile like a peach blossom,

You have a sunflower-like sassy demeanor,

I look left and right, up and down,

You're a nymphomaniac! ”

The limericks of the two little golden cats were heard by the seven "too" girls on the chairman's seat, in fact, these seven people, Concubine Lin Taixian is the best, Concubine Song, Concubine Wu Taixian and Chen Taimei are acceptable, and the others are average. This is not to belittle these "princesses", but there are really not many literate women in this era, you think, the two younger brothers of the Empress Dowager Gao are already princes, and they are still illiterate, you think, their sisters can read and write is already a big plan, the target is the East Palace, how can there be Su Shi's level of writing skills. Therefore, in general, limericks are more digestible and useful for them. Now, listening to the self-talk of the two little golden cats, these words feel more ear-catching to the appetite, and the content is also on the side of our women, so the emperor's mother, Concubine Zhu, spoke: "Ouch, two little girls with golden hair, speaking Chinese in a foreign tone, are you struggling?" As the saying goes, it's better to say it well than to do it well. I see you're just looking at the playing cards and reciting poems, and your playing cards can still help you make sentences? Why does your poker look so much thicker than the one we play? ”

Xiao Xiangni is proud, hehe, the seduction is successful! Xiao Xiangni knew that Wang Muchong had entered the playing cards into the harem of the Great Song Dynasty, and these idle and panicked women must be playing often. There are a total of 78 tarot cards for fortune telling, while there are only 54 ordinary playing cards, of course, the thickness looks very different. I just seemed to be unintentionally, but it was actually deliberate to make the tarot card shine a few times, and finally caught the other party's eyeballs. Xiao Xiangni seized the opportunity and immediately took a ride: "Report to the beautiful lady, I am not a playing card, my card is called a tarot card, which is specially used for divination and fortune-telling, and can also be used for magic." ”

Xiao Channie's answer once again ignited the interest of the seven "princesses", these seven people are now widows, how will they live in the future? I've been nervous, and now that there is a ready-made foreign fortune teller in front of me, how can I give up? So, all of them were eager to try.

Empress Dowager Gao thought that ordinary fortune tellers are all men, and most of them are strange-looking blind with eyes open, no black eyes, dead fish eyes, and a little afraid of people. It's rare that a female fortune teller came today, and it's a cute doll, with unscrupulous words, will tell the truth, or, let's leave her to calculate? So, what should I do with the two kings, Su and Sima in front of me? We're going to tell fortunes, so we're going to drive people away? It's not too kind, why don't you calculate these four too? Is it also a benefit from our harem? Thinking of this, the Empress Dowager Gao said: "This little golden cat, you see, the four elites of the Great Song Dynasty in front of you meet humanely, and you can give each of them a divination when you say goodbye, okay?" ”

Xiao Channy couldn't ask for it, and immediately said: "Obey!" The big beauty is instructed, and the little girl should go all out. It's just that the little girl and the four adults in front of her are not deep, so it's better to let the little girl perform one or two little magic tricks, and judge and judge you, and see, is my little girl 'young and not more trouble'? I've only been 'worried' for a year, can the little girl be able to spy on the heavens? Okay, the magic begins, and I'll assume before I start it, and excuse me if I'm offended, because it's just a hypothesis for the sake of magic. I assume that from the most noble Empress Dowager to the Empress Dowager, to the Empress Dowager Xiang, to the Empress Dowager Zhu, the Song Taifei, the Wu Taixian, Lin, Chen, and then to the old man, the bearded, middle-aged and elderly, and middle-aged people, the number I give you is from '1' to '11', of course, this '1' is 'a', '11' is 'j', this, you all understand. Also, 54 of my 78 tarot cards are dual-purpose. There is a miniature version of the playing card in the upper right corner of these dual-purpose cards, and I will now use these 54 cards to perform a little magic trick or two for you, please watch and witness the miracle is coming! ”

Xiao Shanni took out the 54 playing cards in the tarot cards as she spoke, shuffled the cards three times, and asked each of the 11 people who had been given the number just now to shuffle them again. After all the shuffling, Xiao Shanni handed the cards to the 11 people, at this time, the cards face down, it is impossible to see the brand. Little Channy asks each of them to receive the first card on top of the stack that has been shuffled over and over again. After all 11 people took the cards, Xiao Shanni said: "Please flip your playing cards and see if your numbers are consistent with those on the poker?!" ”

11 people were stunned on the spot, the Empress Dowager Gao was No. 1 in her hand, and the Empress Dowager Xiang was No. 2...... Wang Xu's hand is No. 10, and Wang Gong's hand is No. 11!

At present, the seven "princesses" on the chairman's seat are ranked 6, 4, 2, 1, 3, 5, and 7 from left to right, and the sitting order of the left seat* is 8, 9, 10, and 11. Xiao Shanni looked at everyone in a trance, and decided to play again, saying, "Everyone, give you some more surprises." Now, I'll come here, and you can insert the playing cards in your hand into this stack of cards in my hand at will, okay, I'll wash them three times first, and everyone can see it, right? Okay, now, with my back to you, please be quiet, and don't make a noise. I also put the shuffled card on the side, and I covered my ears with my own hands, so that I could not hear the sound. Okay, now, please change your seats for 11 people, give you two minutes, don't make a sound, don't let me feel your movements! Okay, what's going on? Almost, right? Then ——, witness the miracle again! I will not turn around, I will walk backwards to each of you, and ask you to collect the first card of my stack of poker, as you did just now. Okay, I'm here, this is the first one, I know this position, but because you've all changed positions just now, I don't know who you are. Okay, so that's second place, again, I know there's somebody, but I don't know who. Okay, then, third, fourth, ...... Tenth, eleventh, all right? All the cards? Okay, please everyone, turn over the cards in your hand and see if it is the same as the number I first gave you? Although you have changed positions very casually, although I don't know anything about your transposition, although my card has been shuffled before your transposition, but, my license can predict how you will transpose! Right!? So, guys, you believe in the magic of my dual-purpose cards, right? You should be in reverence to kneel and beg for this tarot proverb, right!? ”

Now, the 11 interactors holding the playing cards are really shocked, how did this happen? When changing seats just now, after all, there are differences between men and women, so the 6, 4, 2, 1, 3, 5, and 7 on the chairmanship have been replaced by 1, 3, 2, 4, 6, 5, and 7, and the 8, 9, 10, and 11 on the left seat have been replaced by 9, 10, 8, and 11. We move, and is blind, and the card has not been passive, so how can the number of this card track the pursuit? Unpredictable prophets? Foreseeing the future? Is this little girl a human or a ghost? Is it a fairy or a witch?

Xiao Channi used magic to pave the way for herself, and now she is going to have a dinner and fortune telling. Xiao Shanni in front of the 11 people who have been dumbfounded, continue to shuffle the cards, after washing three times, Xiao Shanni turned to face the four people who have recovered their old positions, and then shuffled the tarot cards, and then pretended to be a ghost to dance, sighed, and said to the four people, each of you draw three cards.

Sima Guang's brain was now deprived of oxygen, and when he saw this unpredictable little girl, he remembered her previous serious appearance: "...... Later, Sima Guang died at the age of six! ……”

Sima Guang reluctantly drew three tarot cards, Xiao Xiangni looked at it, shuffled the cards again, walked to Su Shi, who was still apprehensive about himself, and asked him to draw three cards at will. The next step is to ask the two-color man to draw cards at will.

Xiao Xiangni wrote down the results of each person's card drawing one by one, her eyebrows flashed a few times, and said: "Hehe, I'll do the math, you don't have to tell me the birth date, I have already calculated your age." Well, this first one is the uncle who has been 'ear shun' for seven years, and your proverb is just one word: the word 'four'; this bearded man who can 'know the destiny of heaven' in one year, your prophecy is the word 'xing'; this sling man who happens to 'know the destiny of heaven', your prophecy is the word 'owing'; this rooster who can 'not be confused' in two years, your prophecy is the word 'bao'. Oh, to clarify, I'm talking about real age. ”

The * on the other side is a little confused, ten years old is not worried, twenty does not regret, thirty and stands, forty is not confused, fifty knows the destiny of heaven, sixty ears are shun, seventy ancient rare. Can this little girl tell her age from the cards we draw? And each person gave a word, what does it mean? I don't understand! You can ask, some can't pull down your face, we are the most knowledgeable people in the Great Song Dynasty today, ask people? Ask a little girl? I can't afford to be ashamed of this.

Xiao Xiangni looked at the Empress Dowager Gao looking at her suspiciously, and said: "Big beautiful lady, I have calculated the lives of those four people, sooner or later they will be fulfilled within a year, and the heavenly secret must not be revealed, and the interpretation let them go by themselves." ”

Empress Dowager Gao thought, this makes sense, people have calculated a hexagram for you, and you still want to listen to the explanation? Did you pay? Now let this old man go back, and I'll steal secrets later, it seems that this little girl can listen to me, doesn't she call me "Big Beauty"?

* Dismissed, the Empress Dowager Gao asked Xiao Shanni to come over, she wanted to divination, she drew three tarot cards, she asked Xiao Shanni to solve.

Xiao Xiangni looked at it, and the cards drawn by the Empress Dowager Gao were the first positive position of the sword, the correct position of the judgment and the positive position of the third positive scepter. Xiao Xiangni is now using an unlicensed array, Xiao Xiangni has communicated with Wang Mumu in advance, and has also made the current divination and fortune-telling plan. They judged that for Empress Dowager Gao, since Song Shenzong's "death", she has been bold and has always been satisfied. It's just that recently, the new party has declined, the old party has become strong, but the old party has begun to eat dogs, so the life of the Empress Dowager Gao is actually not very good, which outsiders don't know. This Empress Dowager Gao has her own talents, and now she is in the highest position, the emperor's grandson is only eleven years old, and the highest instruction is to prohibit it, inside and outside the harem, she is the only one. However, recently, the old party has split and there are disputes, and some people around her are obviously hiding their true thoughts, which makes her very sad. Recently, the weather in the Bianjing area has been very gloomy, so she is a little sluggish, in fact, in her heart, she must be praying for a god to tell him how to cheer him up again.

After the analysis stopped, Xiao Xiangni said slowly: "God has mercy, and the Great Song Dynasty is well-being." From the face of the card, first of all, from this upright sword one, we see a clear mind and independent thinking. So, big beauty, you are Song Zhiyao Shun. Bao Jianyi advises the inquirer to maintain a sober, rational, and independent attitude towards the various affairs at hand, which is the right way.

And Judgment+ is the big card in the middle, and the fool is happy to know his fate, which shows that the inquirer should accept the things in front of him from the bottom of his heart, and accept that life has ups and downs, highs and lows. The angel Gabriel sounded the trumpet, and the dead were born again, albeit in a distant land. However, it is worth noting that the judgment is the penultimate card in the journey of the fool, the fool has gone through a lot, knows suffering and happiness, faces gains and losses, and only after experiencing everything can he know his destiny and accept the "judgment" and "resurrection". Therefore, the state of mind or emotions brought about by the judgment are more rational, more experienced, deeper, and not selfish......"

Xiao Xiangni saw that Empress Dowager Gao and Empress Dowager Xiang were a little nervous, and realized that this Song Shenzong was not dead, and the other five here did not know, so she quickly changed the topic: "...... The 3 of Wands is the departure of many people, and the inquirer is watching them leave. A lot of times you can't do anything but watch them leave. So this card also shows that don't try to redeem these things and people who are gone, but get to know them.

The only thing that is not present in the three cards is the water elemental card, which shows that the inquirer should not be emotional, but should look at it rationally, accept reality from the bottom of his heart, and then live his ...... life.

By interpreting this array, I once again saw the truth that 'man should have an independent mind and a complete soul'. The gloom of the weather is temporary, and the comings and goings of friends are constant, and we should also recognize this truth. At the same time, the appearance of the judgment card has also brought enlightenment and soul sublimation, and I sincerely hope that this friend of mine, after this incident, he can become more mature! ……”

beckoned to the Queen Mother to call Xiao Shanni over, and she said that she wanted to occupy the intimate lover of her own love card array. Empress Dowager Xiang looked at Empress Dowager Gao's eyes glaring at her, looked at the other five women looking at her in puzzlement, and hurriedly filled the loophole: "Hehe, I want this little golden cat to test whether our Emperor Shenzong is doing well in another world?" ”

Little Channie is a little slanderous, what are you doing? Didn't you just come back from Luzon? As for it? Immature! Don't you worry about others seeing the clues? Alas, a woman in love, low IQ! Xiao Xiangni asked the Queen Mother to draw ten cards, looked at it, and began to interpret it.

Xiao Shanni said: "Analysis from the card: 1. Position meaning: Does my lover care about me? Temperance, upright .......

2. Position meaning: Are we stable? Lovers, positive .......

3. Location Meaning: Do we have similar dreams and goals? Demon. Positive .......

4. Location meaning: Is my lover loyal and reliable? Strength. Positive .......

5. Location Meaning: Are we attracted to each other just because of the sexy factor? Fool. Reverse .......

6. Location meaning: Has my lover considered getting married? Death. Positive .......

7. Position meaning: Is my lover a high-level and highly rated person? Moon. Positive .......

8. Position Meaning: Can we share each other's money and personal wealth? Hermits. Positive .......

9. Location meaning: Will my lover stay for me, or leave me? World. Positive .......

10. Position Meaning: Final Result. Pope Throne: You will get a respectable lover, who is like an 'emperor'. You may be able to start an adventurous relationship safely, and your lover can help you spiritually. Talk about a very traditional or platonic love affair......"

Empress Dowager Gao glared at Empress Dowager Xiang, this girl Xiang, is still platonic love? Don't be so happy, your sisters don't know, you won't work quietly? I'll hurry up, don't have nothing to do, and finally blame my wife for being eccentric: "Cough, this little golden cat." Now that the four old men are gone, you can explain to us the words of the four of them, and we must be tight-lipped, with only ears and no mouths. ”

Little Channie: "Yes!" I'll come in numerical order, the first one is, oh, they're out of the way anyway, I'll call them by their names, and the first one is Sima Guang. The prophecy given to him was a 'four' character. What do you mean, I'll be straightforward, ladies and gentlemen. His four, that is, in addition to two or two, minus two or two, is really two plus two, removing one two and one has a two. He is obviously a snail, and he has to carry the shell of a turtle, which is seriously overloaded, and he is not too tired! Don't look at him with that serious appearance, in fact, this can't hide his sullen heart. He is disrespectful to the old, he is already old, and he still expresses his attitude to others on the streets. As everyone knows, his bright smile, the wolf dog hanged; His gentle cry, the chickens flew and the dogs jumped; His dashing stand smelled permeating; His sweat of excitement, the affliction of lice; He is not dressed up, and he is uglier than a ghost; As soon as he dressed up, the ghosts were paralyzed! He might as well study hard, make progress every day, within three years, don't be a partner, the key is that he is so bad, except for the ugliness, he has no strengths. Finally, leak the heavenly machine, it is now May is passing, as the saying goes, start anew, count, to start from June next month, then, four! In four months, in October of this year, he will go to follow the emperor......"

Xiao Xiangni's explanation shocked the seven daughters, can you really calculate the lifespan of others? There was distraction, and the last three people didn't listen to all the explanations.

Little Channy: "...... The bearded 'xing' character, I use pinyin, the pronunciation is different, I can't tell which 'xing' should be written? This bearded man, if he is a shooting star, someone will come to chase him; If he is a satellite, someone will wait for him; If he were a star, someone would fall in love with him; It's a pity that he is, at heart, a gorilla; He jumped around and copied himself into a star; seems to be a literary and opera star, but in fact he is just a mixed star .......

…… The lieutenant of the horse was 'owed', he owed the royal family for his kindness, he owed the princess true affection for him, and he owed the taxpayers for his support. I saw cucumbers, I saw walnuts, I saw water tanks, I saw screws. What do you mean? It's this colt captain who is born with a cucumber, and he is undershot! The day after tomorrow is a walnut, owing a hammer! It's a water tank for life, and it's smashed! Find a concubine to treat him as a screw, underwhelming! ……。

…… This playboy who returned from Lingnan, his proverb is: 'bao': You are a treasure? You eat the most, you * salt golden dates, you put dog tail grass in your nose, your eyes are like light bulbs, your snot is like urine, your face is full of red bubbles, you think you are a silkworm baby, others want to treat you as a treasure, in fact, you are a big straw bag! Others are just afraid that you will be noisy, you don't know it yet, and you are still happy to be self-righteous......"