Now, the Empress Dowager Gao sits on the chair of Baoci Palace, looking down at Sima Guang, who was dumbfounded by Wang Mumu and the three girls; looked at the two kings and one Su of the three girls, and hated that iron could not become steel; Thinking about Wang Xu's complaint, he said that there was an explosion, fire, and collapse in the basement of his house, and he suffered heavy losses, and the decryption of the Harvard demon weapon that was originally intended to be presented to your old man was destroyed in one fell swoop; Our own development results and R&D artifacts have also been buried. At first, we thought it was a local earthquake, and then we questioned Si Tianjian and felt that this was not a natural disaster, this was **, this was a deliberate sabotage! Please ask the Empress Dowager to be the master of her son-in-law! ……

Yesterday, Honglu Temple came to report to the imperial court again, saying that Yelu Shuimo, the permanent consul general of the Liao State in the Song State, and his five subordinates had disappeared for many days. Normally, they come home at sunrise and night, and no matter how late it is, in the middle of the night, they don't spend the night outside. Now, I haven't seen you for many days, Honglu Temple has both the duty of supervision and the responsibility of protection for foreign guests, and I feel that there are monsters, so I quickly reported. In addition, risking death to state that the clerk of their Honglu Temple saw Yelu Ink and others enter the Princess Mansion of Shu Kingdom, so they did not continue to follow and returned to the .......

Just now, Su Shi handed over a small note, signed by the two kings, and said, we have been observing for a long time, and the two young girls opposite have appeared in the first day of the Arabic belly dance and the second Arabic pole dance in our Shu Princess's Mansion. Although they are not the leading actors, they often haunt the orchestra pit and the back stage, and their smart and fast shadows, blonde hair and blue eye beauty, we still remember them vividly. Are they from the Arab Song and Dance Troupe? Why are they maritime merchants again? Also, that little Dongfang also claimed to be an official of the ship berthing department of the Great Song Sea Prefecture, who are they? If something happens, there must be demons, and we suspect that the disaster of the Princess Mansion of Shu is related to them! ……

Regarding the accident in the Princess Mansion of Shu Kingdom, Empress Dowager Gao didn't want to delve into it, just like Sima Guang smashing the cylinder, if there is a social effect that can meet his own needs in the end, why bother with the means and process? Besides, my daughter wrote to me, because I love my family; So, I ruined my house! I'm not depressed now, and I don't want my former mansion to be depressed again, I want to let it lie down, at least make it quiet. Alas, the bitter fruit of my marriage to one daughter and two marriages is coming, and my two sons-in-law are secretly more energetic? What to do? Or, after some time, find a release official for Wang Xu. In this way, there will be no permanent residents in the Shu Princess Mansion in Bianjing, and it will not become the focus, this mansion, even if it is a holiday hotel for the two of you, I will take care of the old cucumber, calculate the time difference, and you don't have to spend it in person.

Actually, when I heard about Arab merchants and dancers coming to Bianshui Lou some time ago, with their unusual performances and beautiful jewelry, I suspected that the little carpenter had come. Our Great Song Dynasty, on objects, on performance, the most high-grade and most wonderful must be my little carpenter. Originally, this little carpenter was good with Ji'er, not only did he pay a huge amount of tribute every year, but also increased every year. Now, I'm in charge, in my hands, if it doesn't increase, isn't it very shameless? What's more, now that the treasury is tight, I need foreign aid very much!

However, the previous report of Nahonglu Temple should not be taken lightly. Now, judging from my multi-channel intelligence, it is very likely that this Wang Shu and this Yelu ink have hooked up again. I think back then, this Wang Shu went to rob my daughter, according to Xiao Helen, this Wang Shu asked for the help of the Liao people, and afterwards, Dali Temple tortured Wang Xu's concubine Wang Wang, which also confirmed this. It seems that on the day of the accident in the Princess Mansion of Shu Kingdom, it is possible that this Liao person will help him engage in scientific research and development in the basement of this Wang Xu. Ouch, this is not good, we can't beat this murderous Liao people, if this Liao people master the sharp weapon developed by the little carpenter, don't we want to die faster? Thinking of this, Empress Dowager Gao glared at Wang Xu, thinking, I agree with your research and development, but I don't agree with you to develop with the Liao people, it's really ignorant! You ex-convict! Fortunately, this little carpenter helped me check and relieved this worry.

Look at the time is not early, and the parties in the lower seat have no intention of getting close to each other, then, it is not interesting to sit dry, it is better to disperse, Empress Dowager Gao, she also has to communicate with Wang Mumu about the annual tribute, about the absolute value and the growth rate. So, she opened her mouth and said, this is the end of today, let's give each other poems as a farewell, and I will also listen to you and see how much progress you have.

Su Shi listened to the music, poetry and lyrics are his strength, I might as well, Yu Xian is in the yin damage, use self-satisfaction to ridicule, kill two birds with one stone, see what tricks you can have for a few maritime merchants and Hu businessmen? made up his mind, arched his hands, and said quite complacently: "I am not talented, and I am willing to throw bricks and lead the jade with a song 'Xijiang Moon':

Every day the glass is full,

Towards the small garden flowers blooming.

Self-book, self-painting, self-fun,

No constraints, no hindrance.

A few spring dreams in the history of the youth,

How many wizards are in Huangquan.

No need to worry and arrange,

It's just now. ”

Sima * on the side, your beard, I was originally single-handed, but now I am in the middle of this old lady, ignoring me, thinking about the hot and cold world, people's hearts are not ancient, and I am very aggrieved, so I also arched my hands and said sarcastically: "This phase also comes to a song 'Xijiang Yue', everyone listen, is it the dog's tail continues the mink, or the mink tail continues the dog's dog:

The world is as short as a spring dream,

Human affection is as thin as autumn clouds.

Don't worry about hard work,

All things have a fate.

Fortunately, Sima's life is good,

Every time a tree blooms, it is new.

Laughing and printing each other,

Tomorrow is uncertain. ”

Wang Shu on the side thought, the two of them are out of the ranks, and I can't pull them down, the two of them are competing, I don't mix, so, the two of them are "Xijiangyue", I'll turn the gun, I, just "Partridge Day", looking at the three exotic little girls opposite, a little self-introduction, a little boastful, a little selfish provocative, a little heroic beauty, so he arched his hands and said a little frivolously:"

I'm Captain Dan Qinglang,

The Heavenly Sect has firewood and madness.

Rain branch wind coupons have been granted,

Tired of staying in the clouds and borrowing the moon chapter.

Thousands of paintings, thousands of wines.

How many times have you looked at the Hou Wang?

The jade building Jin Que returned lazily,

But look at the pretty girl. ”

Wang Gong on the side thought, the three of them have all performed, it's my turn, I won't make mistakes, I don't "Xijiangyue", I don't "Partridge Heaven", I'll "Linjiang Immortal". Today in this harem feels quite bad, the little carpenter opposite is the enemy who robbed me of the soft slave, in view of the rules of the game at the beginning of the opening of the Empress Dowager Gao, everyone has to hide their identity, so, they can't call it out, the more they think about it, the more aggrieved they are, the poem is the voice of the heart, you listen to it:

"It's a laughing upside-down dream,

Yuan comes just like floating clouds.

Dusty He is the most blind date.

Busy until night,

After wax and spring.

The flowing water has no place to live,

The light flickered and sank.

Who is a lover in the world.

It is necessary to focus on it,

Claim yourself. ”

Wang Mumu is very unhappy, this Empress Dowager Gao is clearly composing poems to say goodbye to each other, you are good, ignore yourself, ignore the four of us, ignore it, if there is no one around, just express your feelings, and insinuate us. Okay, you play your tai chi; I hit my gossip palm, and the right is to enrich literary and artistic activities and entertain the public for free. Wang Mumu arched his hands and said: "The small merchant made a 'increase in the word to look at the tide of the sea', please give me advice:

Competitive, far-fetched, dreams of picking melons in the fog.

Wind and snow, eating, drinking, prostitution and gambling, which is a diligent family.

The old cat was killed by rats, the angry dog vomited blood, and the four stupid melons.

Smashing the cylinder and falling into the river, true or false, is reincarnation.

Being a master of human eyes and being blind is by playing with words, which is the icing on the.

The pole dance field is developed, the lotus pond is dewed, and you are a dog, a chicken or a duck. Someone knocked out a tooth.

If you don't repent of your mistakes, you should die. When I met Lao Wang today, don't call Mom if I am caught! ”

Hu Dong thought, the other party * has appeared, I can't be ashamed, I am also a talented woman who protects the country, fortunately, I have read a lot of poems recently, and I quickly bombarded a song out, thinking about learning from the first five, anyway, one country, two systems, we are the same for men and women, and I arched my hand and said: "Offering ugliness, Xiao Dongfang will come to the first 'Dark Night Cry':

Indiscriminate love has no line of flowers, let you do it?

There are paintings, poems, and books, but they are not serious.

The land is not big, the sky is too short, stop at any time!

After death, the immortal madness steals the bones,

Ghosts! ”

Little Channie on the side is in a hurry, what are you doing? You are all Chinese, you all grew up reading Confucius, bullying me and Daini, two foreign girls? Oh, so unkind, hey, if I speak foul language, don't say I'm not educated, am I easy? A foreigner, speaking Chinese, has to do what Chinese poetry he wants, it's really a dog and a rooster barking. Hmph, no matter what, I can't lose in momentum, I can't hesitate, I'll go! Xiao Xiangni thought, her Chinese pronunciation is not accurate, just write it, with a big stroke of the pen, the Chinese poems written in round Latin characters are baked, and then, with a roll of her eyes, she exported this Chinese poem full of foreign flavor in a foreign tone and inaccurate tone:

"Tired plum and smelling flowers,

Ni Zhi hates Ti,

Pointing to the lotus like sleeping,

Easy to penetrate pure green.

Far like green,

Far like translucent green,

Far like translucent green. ”

When Wang Mumu and Hu Dong heard it, this little girl was on fire, is this obviously scolding:

You have no culture,

You have a very low IQ,

Know who you are,

A big stupid donkey.

You are a donkey,

You are a donkey,

You are a dumb donkey.

Wang Mumu and Hu Dong bent over with laughter when they heard this, while the four people opposite were facing this awkward foreign Chinese poem and had not been able to connect with international standards for a while, but from Wang Mumu and Hu Dong's expressions, they sensed that the other party was scolding and hurting people. Thinking about it, I looked at each other again, and I just felt that the little girl on the other side looked really good, so cute. Wang Gong was thinking, if the little carpenter on the other side uses this little girl to reach Yuwen Rounu, then I will nod!

Wang Shu is calculating, if the little carpenter on the other side compensates me for this little girl and gives me a model, then will I still care about the loss of the lotus pond?

Su Shi is vigilant, it doesn't seem to be quite right, this little girl's weird tone seems to be scolding. However, can such a beautiful little girl scold people on such an occasion?

Sima Guang was thinking that the little girl who was with this little carpenter of the maritime merchant would not be good material, and then look at the little Shanni on the side, in the eyes of the Chinese, the appearance of foreigners is very similar, so Sima Guang was thinking, if I want to go through these two little girls, I should use words to make sentences to describe these two little girls.

Xiao Shanni on the side thought, really, saying a few more words of Chinese has made my gums ache, and I still have to do poetry and lyrics? Ouch, spare me, the song just now has made the prince and the queen laugh, can't we play something else? Hehe, there is, the prince has always said that you should use your own strengths and hit people's shortcomings, hum, look at my little Shanni!

Xiao Xiangni stood up with a smile, arched her hands, and said to Su Shi: "This lord, a few days ago, my little sister I passed by a house that is obviously a noble, and I saw that there was a couplet on the door of this house, and the couplet was: Read all the books in the world; The next link is: know all the words in the world. Looking at the words, the dragon flies and the phoenix dances, like the pen of a bachelor of Hanlin, I don't know if it is the residence of your lord? ”

Su Shi is a nymphomaniac, and in front of Xiao Xiangni, who is used to confusing people, his IQ has shrunk. Looking at the little girl's blue eyes that were as deep as ancient wells, and her cheeks that were smiling like flowers, I thought that people were going to come to his house to ask for advice, so I looked at the ** sister who was about to be delivered to the door, and I was full of love, excited and replied with a show off: "That is, the house brother who posted 'read all the books in the world and knows all the words in the world' is my brother." Little baby, see that you know the goods, and send you a poem:

'Wisdom Forbidden Heaven,

I play with the sky with my sword;

Alone in the clouds of all beings,

The honorific name of the dragon dominates the world. ’

What do you think? Matches that couplet, right? The horizontal criticism of the couplet is hidden in this poem, can you guess it? Well, welcome to play when you have time. ”

Xiao Xiangni's face was full of little red flowers and smiled into a big red flower, knowing that the other party was chanting a hidden poem, and she advertised herself as "the only one". Xiao Xiangni didn't say much, and while laughing, she went over and took a pen to write some words and handed them to Su Shi, saying: "Adults are good at humanities, adults read all the books in the world, adults know all the words in the world, only adults are respected in the world, the little woman is polite, the little woman has a poem, it's not very good, please ask the adults to teach." ”

Since ancient times, heroes love to save beauty, and they looked at the little girl in front of them who was so beautiful that she was about to become a demon and handed over a piece of paper. Su Shi didn't have the wisdom to get the paper in his hands, so he said in a big way: "Okay, listen, I'll read it to you!" I'll explain it to you! But when he looked closely, he turned it from beginning to end and back again, and the words on the paper were twisted and twisted, and he did not recognize any of them.

Haha, after the scheme, Xiao Xiangni's heart was full of joy, and she urged on the side: "My lord, you read it quickly, read it quickly!" ”

Su Shi was so anxious that he was sweating profusely, and said hesitantly: "This ...... He had never seen the words on this ...... paper before, so how could he pronounce them? He had to ask, "What country is this word of yours?" ”

Xiao Shanni smiled and said, "My lord, don't ask which country it is!" You're not the world's book, you've read it all? Don't you know all the words of the world? Hurry up! ”

Su Shi's face was flushed, so he had to reply: "I can't read these words, I don't know what is written on this paper." ”

Xiao Xiangni smiled and said: "Oh, my lord, then, let me make a suggestion, it seems that the couplet next to your gate can only be written like this at most: Read all the Great Song books; Knowing all Chinese characters. In fact, objectively, you are: read all the books in your hometown; Recognize all the commonly used words. To be honest, if you have the opportunity to participate in the Chinese Character Dictation Conference, I don't know if you can stick to the Chengyou school in the three-level competition system. Okay, let's not talk nonsense, let's get down to business, my lord, I'll read the stuff I just wrote to you, okay? Listen carefully, I hope you can hear something famous:

writtenonthewallatwestforesttemple

fromtheside,awholerange; fromtheend,asinglepe*:

far,near,high,low,notwopartsalike.

whycan’titellthetrueshapeoflu-shan?

becauseimyselfaminthemountain.

My lord, do you understand? ”

Su Shi knew that today she had fallen into a big deal with this little girl, and she was trapped, so she couldn't do it, so she could only bow her head and say ashamedly: "I'm sorry, I don't know foreign languages, I don't know what to do." ”

Xiao Shanni was proud: "Hehe, my lord, how can you be like this? When you go out, you don't admit it, and you don't have a child? This is the deputy envoy of the regiment training in Ruzhou in the seventh year of Shenzong Yuanfeng (1084), when you went to Ruzhou, you passed through Jiujiang and traveled to Lushan with friends.

Looking horizontally into the peaks on the side of the ridge,

There are different heights and distances.

I don't know the true face of Lushan,

It's just because I'm in this mountain. ”

Su Shi was embarrassed on the spot for a while, speechless.

Xiao Channi took advantage of the victory to pursue, deliberately showing off, and said: "My lord, poetry and poetry, now that I have your poem, do you want to write another poem of yours?" My lord, your "Jiang Chengzi" is very affectionate:

Ten years of life and death, without thinking, unforgettable.

Thousands of miles of lonely graves, nowhere to talk about desolation.

Even if you don't know each other, your face is dusty, and your temples are like frost.

At night, I suddenly returned to my hometown, and I was dressing up in the small window.

There are no words for each other, only a thousand tears.

It is expected that the intestines will be broken every year, the bright moon night, and the short pine gang.

Let me translate it, shall I? My lord, would you like to comment a lot and tell me if my translation is in place? My translation is:

adream,tothetuneofchiangch’engtse

tenyearshavewebeenparted:

thelivingandthedead——

hearingnonews

notthinking

andyetettingnothing!

icannoetoyougraveathousandmilesaway

toconversewithyouandwhispermylonging

andevenifwedidmeet

howwouldyougreet

myweatheredface,myhairafrostywhite?

lastnight

idreamedihadsuddenlyreturnedtoouroldhome

andsawyousittingtherebeforethefamiliardressingtable,

welookedateachotherinsilence,

withmistyeye*eneaththecandlelight

mayweyearafteryear

inheartbre*meet

onthepine-crest

inthemoonlight!”

Little Dani on the side thought, this fragrant girl is spoofing people again, why don't I help her too? Xiao Daini considered stopping, arched her hands, came out of the ranks, and said to Xiao Shanni: "Sister Xiang, the adults are silent, it's not that they can't turn it, but they are thinking about what version to come out." Adults may want to seize the opportunity to make this "Jiangchengzi" a 'literary version' on the basis of the 'ordinary version'? 'Book of Songs'? 'Divorced version'? 'Seven Words Quatrain Version'? 'Five Words Version'? 'Wu language version'? 'Female Version'? ……”

Xiao Xiangni thought, this little Daini pry the edge well, and hurriedly cooperated: "Sister Dai, then you can bother to talk to a few people here, lest people smash the water tank and draw the map afterwards and say that we have an academic monopoly and are not tireless." ”

Little Daini: "Our teacher Queen Ruth Dongdong said when teaching us to learn from China and the West, we must be able to translate literally and paraphrase, for example, sample essays:

yousaythatyouloverain,

butyouopenyourumbrellawhenitrains.

yousaythatyoulovethesun,

butyoufindashadowspotwhenthesunshines.

yousaythatyoulovethewind,

butyoucloseyourwindowswhenwindblows.

thisiswhyiamafraid,

yousaythatulovemetoo.

In general, we translate it as: You say you love the rain, but when it rains, you always hide in an umbrella. You say you love the sun, but when the sun is shining, you always hide in the shade. You say you love the wind, but you close the window when the wind rises. You say you love me, and I'm troubled by it.

A Wenqing will translate it like this: You say that the smoke and rain are faint, and the Lanting is far away; Later, it was lightly swept and deeply covered with neon clothes. You say that spring is blooming, green sleeves and red fragrance; Later, the west building was covered, and it was next to Jing Liqing. You say that the soft breeze blows, and you are drunk and meditating; Later, the doors and windows were closed tightly, and the tent became a disaster. You say that love is soft, how to forget each other; But my eyes turned slightly, and I became frost.

A sour rot, he will translate it like this: Wen Qing likes the rain, and opens the umbrella branches. Wen Qing loves the sun, and tends to be in the shade of the trees. Listen to the music and close the house. Wen Qing Muwu, I am sick.

An old bookworm, he will translate it like this: Ziyan Muyu, open an umbrella to avoid it. Ziyan is good and yang, but he rejects it. Ziyan is happy, and the family leaves. Ziyan grows old, and I am afraid of it.

An old gentleman will turn out the taste of poetry: the rain is falling, you don't bathe; The sun is scorching, and you don't stay; The wind is gentle, and you don't caress it; I am sincere, you don't live up?

An angry young man, he will come and leave the *: Junle rain and umbrella branches, Junle day and forest cover the sun, Junle wind and column tent, Junle I eat my heart.

A showman may be translated into a seven-word quatrain: love the rain but are afraid of wet embroidered clothes, and the happy sun leans under the tree. The desire to wind always closes the window, telling the slave how to pay Yi.

A Jinshi may be translated into five words: love the rain and play the umbrella, but love the sun but shade the shade. The wind came to cover the window, and Ye Gong startled the dragon king. The words are short, and the lovesickness is long. Lang Jun said that he loved me and didn't dare to think about it.

A Suzhou person will definitely be translated: Nong Gang is happy to rain, and when it rains, he will make a cloth plug; Joy and color; Rejoice in the west and peel the wind again; Gang is happy, rubbing the color is not moldy.

A female man will turn it like this: You have the ability to love rainy days, you have the ability not to play an umbrella! You have the ability to love the sun, you have the ability not to take advantage of the cold! You have the ability to love the wind, you have the ability not to close the window! You have the ability to say you love me, you have the ability to pick up soap!

In the end, I guess that adults are likely to turn it like this: the rain in March in the south of the Yangtze River is slight, and the Luo umbrella is wet and fragrant. The summer is slightly drunk and pleasant, but the good wood takes advantage of the coolness. The frost wind is clear and the first day is bright, and the eyebrows of the moth are slightly frowned and the red window is locked. Pity Qing is lovesick, and he is afraid of tearing down the ducks in the passing years.

My lord, have you thought about it? What the hell are you going to flip? What kind of board are you? Is it MDF or sandwich panel? My 'read all over the world' bachelor? My 'well-known man' of the Hanlin Lord? My love of bragging, boasting, bearded adults? My ......"