It is said that in January 1085, in Cochin (Vietnam), in the imperial palace of Thang Long (Hanoi) province, on this day, the New Year, Emperor Li Qiande, the Empress Dowager Le Thi, and the Taishi Li Daocheng got together again to fight ghosts. Last year, at the request of the Empress Dowager Gao of the Great Song Dynasty, she sent the international spy and special killer of Jiaozhi here to Bianjing in the Song Kingdom, but the information was interrupted and I don't know what happened. They also know that waiting is a drain; Enterprising efficiency will be higher. So, they began to play little Helen's idea.

Judging from the development of the past year, Li Weihua, the princess of Little Helen Golden Diamond, generally speaking, has not had any conflicts with each other after the two major battles. After the bloody run-in, it was a thousand sails on the side of the sunken boat. The princess of the golden diamond is also very trustworthy, and has given a lot of positive energy to Jiaozhi, for example, the useless white soil in the barren soil and thin fields in the wilderness and barren soil in Duole, Danong, Kuntum, and Lintong provinces that no one wants, the princess of the golden diamond calls it bauxite, turns it into a waste treasure, digs it out, puts it in a sack, and can exchange it for foreign exchange. At the same time, it has increased jobs, reduced the number of wandering homeless hooligans, and resolved many unstable factors.

For another example, digging up ilmenite in Gaizhan and Rong City, Jinhua and Quy Nhon Jiqing in the northwest of Taiyuan City, the value is much higher than bauxite, and one bag can be worth three or four bags.

For example, the Shixi Iron Mine in Ha Tinh Province and the Guixiang Mine in Hoang Lien Son Province, as well as the Quyxa Iron Mine in Lao Cai Province, we didn't care much about it in the past.

For another example, the majority of the gold diamond is coal. Our open-pit coal in Quang Ninh province has been being mined commercially for a long time, and as soon as Princess Jinzuan invested, new equipment was put in place, logistics began to be smooth, and other industries were also wiped out. There are also chrome ore in Gudinh on the outskirts of Thanh Hoa City; There are also tin mines in Tinh Li, Cao Bang Province and Shanyang, Hoang Lien Son Province, etc., which have made Jiaozhi earn a lot of money.

In particular, when Thang Long begged Princess Jin Zuan to oppose Li Xiaojun's encirclement, he had promised to build a hundred temples for Xiao Jin Zuan. Later, this strange little golden diamond said, I have no hair on my mouth, I can't do things well, I only negotiated with you to give me a hundred temples, but I didn't negotiate with you about the scale of the temple that gave me, if you build a hundred land temples for me, or even smaller, get a ten-square-meter broken house to deal with me, what should I do? Therefore, I took the initiative to change it by half, changing one hundred to fifty; At the same time, the temple was converted into a school, and I provided teachers and scholarships, free of tuition and fees, and an infirmary......

After the current Jiaozhi royal family, the cattle, and the addition of 50 new primary schools across the country, as a kind of welfare, the royal family has bought many people's hearts; Because the school has an infirmary, there are many diseases that cannot be cured by the Vietnamese doctor, and you can go to the school doctor. Now Li Qiande feels very good as an emperor, and believes that his emphasis on education will surely go down in history.

The current Cochin Palace also has glass, mirrors, kerosene lamps, large chiming clocks, music boxes, foreign film machines, etc., and also has a lot of reserves. I just want to ask Jin Zuan Gong to ask for telegraphs, new weapons, big ships, airships, and Western medicine formulas, but he doesn't give them. I found a lot of people to study, but I still can't draw a gourd. wanted to send some smart people to mix in and plot against some of the other party's insiders, but it turned out to be self-defeating, and the matter did not succeed, but was discovered by the princess of the golden diamond, and sent a few yellow card warnings, saying that if it is committed again, if it is found once, it will reduce the foreign trade order by 10%, and stop the supply of kerosene, etc., which is so frightened that the Jiaozhi court will immediately stop.

Now these people are still discussing ghosts, they know that this golden diamond princess is not only an obstacle between themselves and Ryukyu and Harvard, but also a bridge, they can't fight, they can't scold, they can't be pressed, they can't be provoked, they can't do it, they can't give it up, what should they do? It's difficult, what's the trick?

Now they have new ideas, open up new directions, and play new methods, that is, they want Princess Jinzuan to marry. It is said that the Golden Diamond Princess, who escaped at the age of seven or eight, has now passed five or six years. In Cochin, tropical people are precocious, eleven or twelve-year-old girls have been popular to get married, and southerners have a saying, that is, thirteen is a mother, and the world is popular.

The general customs and habits of this place are very similar to those in China, and the marriage of men and women here is also popular with the orders of parents and matchmakers. Princess Jinzuan's father is the late emperor, so the eldest brother is the father, and the current emperor Li Qiande can be the master of Princess Jinzuan. Princess Jinzuan's mother, Shangyang Empress Dowager Yang, has also been buried alive by the current Empress Dowager Li, so, theoretically, the marriage of Princess Jinzuan should be decided by the current Empress Dowager Li. As for the matchmaker's words, for the royal family, it is even simpler, and the emperor gives marriage, and everything is solved. These three people are wishful thinking, thinking, get a person who is close to us to be the husband of Princess Golden Diamond, are you afraid that Princess Golden Diamond will not listen to us? Take 10,000 steps back, even if you are the Golden Diamond Princess Queen and can't convince you, then, how many secrets can you keep when a person who gets along with you day and night is at your pillow and bedside? Then, in two or three years, we will have big ships, airships, and terrifying murder weapons and strange murder weapons. At that time, Cham will definitely be taken first, Zhenla and Dali are no problem, even the Great Song Dynasty, there is hope to take it, haha, our Jiaozhi soldiers will be the first army in Southeast Asia.

So, where is this prospective colt to be found? This is the most headache for the three people on the scene, up and down, left and right, southeast and northwest, it is really not easy to find a talented, suave, handsome, and loyal unmarried man of appropriate age.

Now, the three of them feel that the three stinkers can still be worth one Zhuge Liang, not to mention that we, the three representatives of Jiaozhi, can not have amazing wisdom? Smart people will have smart methods, and now the three of them have countermeasures for the above-mentioned labels of high-quality men:

Talented? Wrap it up! Can this golden diamond princess really come to the assessment in person? Unlikely. So, let's wrap it up, don't we just say it's talented? People have fake doctors, fake experts, academic qualifications, degrees can be faked, we are a little ahead of the curve, isn't it just a precedent for a generation?

Is it suave? Disguise it! This princess of the golden diamond has only been back for a long time, so if we tell her a few more stories, do what she likes, and paint her voice, then won't our prospective horse be suave?

Is it handsome and dashing? Put on makeup! Buddha wants gold, people want clothes, if there is a big gap, I heard that there is now plastic surgery and beauty clinics in Ryukyu, in order to cross the toes, the prospective horse will go to Ryukyu for a trip, the cushion is high, the frustration is low, the grinding is polished, bleached, lalaflat, shaped, gritted teeth, frowned, endured, isn't it all over? It's a big deal, and we'll pay for it.

Men of school age? Tweak it! The big one goes to the novel, the small one says big, how old does the Golden Diamond Princess like, just say how old she is, anyway, be careful not to let the Golden Diamond Princess be able to check the household registration book, or prepare a few more sets of ID cards, a small policeman can have two ID cards and six household registration books, marry three wives and have four sons, can the royal family still do it?

Unmarried men? Maneuver! Those who are not married tell the truth; Those who are married are divorced; If you already have children, you should also close your eyes and talk nonsense. Therefore, even if there are three wives, four concubines, and a group of children, when they appear in front of Princess Jinzuan, they are all unmarried and innocent young men!

Loyal? This is an absolute requirement that there can be no moisture, and it must be made clear that this loyalty is loyalty to our Jiaozhi royal family, not loyalty to the Golden Diamond Princess, but in front of the Golden Diamond Princess, you must be able to pretend to be loyal to the Golden Diamond Princess, 10 million, 10 million!

However, what frustrated the three planners was that, even to sum up, there was no candidate who could barely be selected for a copycat. First of all, the prestige, fierceness, domineering, and cunning of the Golden Diamond Princess have long been spread in Jiaozhi, so who dares to be rash as the concubine of the Golden Diamond Princess? In this way, people are reluctant in their hearts, and you will not be able to pass the "loyal" level; What's more, even if the score is slightly reduced in loyalty, then "talented, suave, handsome and chic", and "unmarried men of appropriate age" are also some very high thresholds, where can you find them?

The most scheming is Master Li, otherwise, people don't have these brushes, can they sit in this position for so long?

Seeing that the emperor and the empress dowager were staring at him, Taishi Li Daocheng sighed and said, "Don't stare at me, I don't have a suitable candidate, but I have a way, I don't know if the two of you can accept it." That's the case, I have observed, since the return of this golden diamond princess from the Great Song Dynasty, people's living habits have been very different from those of our Jiaozhi people here. For example, she loves to be clean. Our eyeliner reports that she has to change her clothes every day, inside and out, without exception. She bathed twice a day, once in the morning after her morning workout, and once in the evening before going to bed. The subordinates she brought are also very clean, not to mention the female soldiers, that is, those male soldiers, whether they are from Jiaozhi, Han, or Liao, are all one-color board brush heads, and they are not allowed to grow beards. All of this is something that our Jiaozhi people here can't adapt to, especially shaving their beards the next day, how can this be, the men of Jiaozhi are the same as the men of the Great Song Dynasty, the body skin and hair, affected by their parents, and they dare not damage it easily. Men have no beard, and so do eunuchs. Whoever can make himself like a eunuch, like a female, like a shemale, in order to be a frightened colt, no one wants to. Besides, if someone is willing, let's be honest, where are we going to get this kind of shaver that can be used continuously? Don't look at this knife as small, but it's absolutely good steel, do we have it? No! Let's go buy it from them, no one will spend money on this razor, don't, we haven't even taken a step forward, and people are already watching it. Therefore, it is necessary to bypass these difficulties so that we can have a chance of success. So, how do you get around? If we blindly self-rectify, we can't reach it barefoot, so I think, how good it is to get a woman and not have to shave, just like Zhu Yingtai in the "Butterfly Love" they like, a woman dresses up as a man, okay? ”

Emperor Li Gande had doubts: "Taishi, if you operate like this, even if Princess Jinzuan can accept our female concubine, then she won't be able to go to bed after all, she won't be able to do that, and in the end, won't you still have to give up your previous efforts?" ”

Queen Mother Li: "It doesn't matter, I have a way, as long as the little girl takes the bait, and on the first night of their wedding, the red candle is extinguished, in the dead of night, and the princess of the golden diamond is still covered with a red head, let's make a plan." Get a man in, put the golden diamond princess in there, sprinkle some ** medicine, and when she wakes up in the morning, the female colt has already prepared early tea for her. Three or five days later, it was this little girl who found out, could it be that she could confess to the people of the whole country: The person I did in the same bed every night was not my colt, but a person I didn't know, etc., is it possible? Can she say it? Therefore, Taishi's method is good, that is, to find a beautiful woman with a high point and a little cultural knowledge, otherwise, this pimple little girl will not be easy to see. ”

Emperor Li Qiande: "It's not easy to find this kind of woman." ”

Taishi Li Daocheng: "I have a candidate, but I'm embarrassed to speak." ”

Empress Dowager Li: "What are you embarrassed to say!" It's just that you want Queen Lan Ying Niangniang to make a cameo, anyway, it's a fake phoenix, play around, and if something happens, I won't object. ”

Taishi Li Daocheng: "Hehe, it's not enough to drive the queen's mother, but my choice is indeed a figure in the harem, and she is also a concubine of the emperor, that is, Concubine Song who you have locked her in the cold palace." She is the Song man we captured many years ago, and she is taller, taller than all the men here here. With this head, it is easy for this golden diamond princess to believe that she is a man at first sight. Moreover, Concubine Song is also handsome, a little martial arts, has a lot of strength, knows the piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, especially the long organ manufacturing, is a strange person, can be in this position. At that time, if she hadn't controlled her master and several brothers, it would have been impossible to catch her; Even if she was caught, if she didn't threaten the lives of her master and brother, she would not have been able to obediently become the emperor's concubine. That's it, she still refuses to serve the emperor in a low voice with the emperor, if she doesn't threaten the lives of her master and brother, she will definitely kill herself. Therefore, I think, as long as we continue to make good use of her master and brothers, by the way, there will be big fish and big meat; On the contrary, Ling Chi will be executed! Then, the loyalty of our female colt can be assured, and she can meet the other conditions, and now, just wait for your emperor and queen mother to nod. ”

Emperor Li Qiande: "Okay, no problem. This Concubine Song has been locked up in the cold palace, and Xiao Jinzuan doesn't know her. Besides, this Concubine Song, every time I want to be pampered, the other concubines can't ask for it, and they are doing everything possible to compete for favor, but she is good, I favor her, but she has a cold face, reluctant, dry, and no reaction. I wasn't bored, I didn't seem to be playing with a living person, I was playing with a piece of wood, so I locked her up in the cold palace. There is a report from the little palace maid, saying that Concubine Song is living well in the cold palace, and she is scratching on the ground all day long, and she doesn't know what she is studying. Such a person, if you want, take it, to tell the truth, as soon as I see her, I will be angry; But to kill her, I was a little reluctant. Take it, use her to do something for us, it's a good thing, but you must watch her closely, don't let her slip away! I also have to put cruel words in front of her, and tell her that if she dares to harm our affairs, she and her masters and brothers will definitely die a good death! ”

Queen Mother Li Shi: "Of course, if we want to use her, we must use some means, in addition to threats and temptations, give her a little more *, make her look like a nymphomaniac, stick to this golden diamond princess dead girl, haha, so, this dead girl will become our pot of vegetables." ”

Taishi Li Daocheng: "This means is to be on, but it's not appropriate to go up, don't, this Song Concubine Song who is on the * is up, her true form is revealed, and she goes to work with a man, aren't we all busy in vain?" Besides, the "man" who is obsessed with lust, Princess Golden Diamond will definitely not like it, so the female concubine Song must be normal, at least on the surface! ”

Empress Dowager Li Shi: "Otherwise, last year, an Arab businessman offered some chastity belts specifically to prevent noble ladies from cheating, hehe, when the time comes, it can be regarded as insurance." ”

Emperor Li Qiande: "Queen Mother, you are really well-intentioned, alas, let's talk about it again." However, I have a problem now, Concubine Song is because our royal spies saw this tall man from afar, and up close, she was still a woman; Coincidentally, at that time, Jiaozhi was at war with the Song Kingdom, so we framed her, saying that she was a spy of the Song Kingdom, she escaped, and then used her master to fish her back. All of this can't be said to Princess Jinzuan, then, we must make up a set of lies, a set of lies about Concubine Song's illustrious background, otherwise, ordinary people are not worthy of Princess Jinzuan. ”

Taishi Li Daocheng: "This is indeed a problem, a dilemma, if this character we created is from the perspective of being beneficial to the Golden Diamond Princess, of course I hope to be a descendant of a scholarly family with a head and a face." However, when people inquired about this heir, no one knew that the bigger the cowhide blew, the faster it broke. On the contrary, it is not easy for an unknown character from a villain family to show his stuffing, but will Princess Golden Diamond think like this, how can she? Looking down on people? Want to belittle me? ”

Empress Dowager Li Shi: "Hey, look, is this okay?" Let's say that Concubine Song is the eldest son of the eighth mountain in Jiaozhi, and Concubine Song was conceived by her mother when she went to the Great Song Dynasty to "breed", so it's not bad, the starting point is not low. And can go down the way, so, after she was born, she was also influenced by a lot of Song Kingdom, and so on. In this way, she is also a little bit of a small identity, and your emperor will give her a title again, won't it be reasonable? At the same time, because she is a person, it is normal for the general people of Jiaozhi not to understand! In this way, can the dilemma of the Taishi be solved? ”

Taishi Li Daocheng: "The Queen Mother is very clever in what she said, but I don't know if the Queen Mother has a specific direction?" Who is she from the Eighth Mountain in the North? ”

Empress Dowager Li: Well, in this way, more than half a year ago, our royal family sent a grass ghost woman to Bianjing at the invitation of the harem of the Song Kingdom, and so far, there has been no news. We asked, and the other party replied, saying that he had returned early, and asked rhetorically, did something happen in the middle of the road? Robbed? Drowned? Married? Eloped? Do you want to be the lady of the village? Criminally detained? Anyway, there is no accurate word. Here, let's ignore the life and death of this grass ghost eight women, but, from these eight women, I thought of some stories. It is said that this eighth woman wanted to give Gu to a long concubine, but after being discovered, the eighth woman was sentenced to death. Later, Ba Po was rescued by our royal family's spies and became one of our special forces. During this period, in order to take revenge, this cautious eighth woman tried to kill Na Dong Chang many times in private, but was stopped by their special forces leader. The leader of this special forces is also very economical, he eats the plaintiff and then eats the defendant, he came to the matter, he told the chief about these situations, and the chief was very helpless, on the one hand, he gave gold and silver, and turned the money into a disaster; On the other hand, he sent the concubine to live in the Song Kingdom for a period of time, and then returned to the eighth mountain because of pregnancy. Based on this information, we can convince the chief of Na Yu to recognize that Concubine Song is his son and his successor to the eighth mountain, so that Concubine Song has a certain value. At the same time, even if someone goes to his Natong to investigate, the people in Natong will say that the eldest son of the mountain has been in the Song Kingdom for a long time, and we don't know him. As for where he studied in the Song Kingdom, we don't say it, and people can't find out if they want to. ”

Taishi Li Daocheng: "Your Majesty, you still have to support this matter, you have to let this Song Concubine be promoted to three yuan in this imperial examination and be on the top list, and then your emperor will tell the world to explain the ins and outs of the champion Lang. And then give the Golden Diamond Princess a marriage, the name is justified, it is logical, even if the two females fall out in the future, our Jiaozhi royal family is also deceived! As for all other claims that damage our image, they are all rumors that are not conducive to stability and unity, if Concubine Song dares to talk nonsense, we will immediately arrest and prosecute, etc., you see, is this okay? ”

Queen Mother Li: "In this way, it's too cheap for this Song concubine, and let her be a champion, wasting a place for the champion, a bit not worth it, originally there were many people who came to my door, asked me to release the water, I received the deposit, alas, this golden diamond princess, harmful to people, and bad for me." ”

Emperor Li Qiande: "Queen Mother, just talk about things, this Concubine Song is really qualified to be a champion." This Concubine Song is quite good, I understand, if she is really willing to do this for us, I am confident that Concubine Song can complete the task. Haha, let's get a female champion and a female horse! ”

Empress Dowager Li: "Then, this conversation with Concubine Song is very important. It can't be soft, it's not too hard. Think about it before you fight. ”

Taishi Li Daocheng: "Your Majesty, are you up?" One night husband and wife hundred days, how much can she give you some face? ”

Emperor Li Qiande: "Don't, don't!" No, no! When she met me, she never knelt down to say goodbye, she just turned around and ignored me. I harassed her, she also tried to avoid it, and it was considered a couple for a few years, and I haven't seen her smile once, so anyone can talk to her, I can't, at most, I am on the side, nodding, to show solemnity and truthfulness. ”

Empress Dowager Li: "Master, don't be modest, you can go up!" You've never talked to her, you talk, she will listen, for us, she is born with a sense of resistance, besides, the negotiators here, you can work harder, harder! ”

Taishi Li Daocheng: "Alas, to be honest, this is actually a family affair of your royal family, not a state affair, so if you want me to come forward, it is an overtime work outside of eight hours." Of course, for the sake of the country, it's okay, but the two of you have to accompany you, after all, the other party is a lady and your emperor's concubine, and it's extremely inappropriate for me to be alone with a man in the same room, okay? ”

Empress Dowager Li Shi and Emperor Li Gande said in unison: "Yes!" ”

Taishi Li Daocheng: "Also, I came up with this idea, but if it is really successful, there are many difficulties." ”

Emperor Li Gande: "Master, if there is any problem, let's discuss it." ”

Taishi Li Daocheng: "Okay, then I will judge the legend of this female champion and female concubine in order to succeed!" ……”