Although the current country of Cochin is a country, its language, culture, regulations, traditions, and management are very similar to those of China because it has long been a vassal of China's counties. For example, the process of the imperial examination, which is no different from China, also has to go through five stages: children's examination, courtyard examination, township examination, meeting examination, and palace examination, and the palace examination is usually presided over by the emperor's ministers or the emperor himself. After the test, the first place is the champion, the second is the list eye, and the third is Tanhua; Those who pass are all Jinshi. Therefore, it is not easy to take the top prize.

In this way, the current No. 1 project of the Jiaozhi royal family is to evolve Concubine Song into a female champion, and the three conspirators in the harem have faked so that Concubine Song will be exempted from the three stages of child birth, hospital examination, and township examination by the eighth pass in northern Vietnam, and sent directly to the central government to participate in the examination in Thang Long. This jumping three levels in a row is also helpless, first, how can Concubine Song participate in the exam in the village and township, who is she? Who knows her? It is difficult to enter the insurance and go through the procedure; The second is that the imminent test will not be a few days away, so the first three tests have already been sent to the division, waiting for the next session? How can the three conspirators have such patience, so it is necessary to jump into the queue.

In the heart of Taishi Li Daocheng, the queen mother and the emperor, one is a woman, the other is a villain, and they are lonely and unheard, so let them understand how difficult it is to understand this fraud! How much sweat do you have to sweat!

Taishi Li Daocheng told the two of them that although he had such a bad idea, it was not absolutely groundless, and there was no one in Jiaozhi, but in China, there was only a female emperor in real history, no female champion, and no female concubine. However, in folklore, there are still many cases of gender inversion among Chinese.

For example, Hua Mulan joined the army for her father, Zhu Yingtai dressed as a man, and what other female champions are all in the hairpin series. In particular, there is a story of "Brother Ai" in the folk, saying that a rich man has no children and only one daughter, Brother Ai, who spoils her too much, so that she grew up wearing men's clothes and pretending to be a boy, and later married her the daughter of the imperial historian as a daughter-in-law. Brother Ai naturally does not enter the cave room, she only sleeps with the little wife she married before. And this little wife is actually a good woman, that is, a man who pretends to be a woman. The eldest wife doesn't know this floor, and she is sad and angry all day long, and my brother has no choice but to send the younger wife to the eldest wife's room and let them sleep together. …… The end of the story is: Ai Ge gave birth to the child of the "little wife", pretending to be born by the eldest wife, she was really jealous of the relationship between the eldest wife and the younger wife, so she died of depression, and the two conspired to elope after her death.

This story is not like "Liang Zhu", who is simply temporarily transgendered, and when the time comes, he can get married. Oops, a woman pretending to be a man marries a man pretending to be a woman, and there is a real woman who is ostensibly the wife of a fake man but is actually the wife of a fake woman, how complicated and tangled is the love triangle between them, comrades, do you want to dig into human nature? Want a storyline? How's this?

In China, there are many legends about female champions, otherwise I would not have come up with this idea. For example, there is a story "Female Champion", which tells the story of the five dynasties and ten kings of China during the period when the father and son were emperors, and there was a female poet named Huang Chongyi in Linqiong, Shu Kingdom. She lost her parents in childhood, but she was gifted and intelligent, and in order to facilitate going out, she disguised herself as a man since she was a child, studied hard, and was proficient in piano, chess, poetry and painting. In the first year of Jiang Wende of Tang Dynasty (888 AD), Wang Jian led his troops to capture Linqiong, and then went to Chengdu, leaving Zhou Itch to defend the city. Once, Huang Chongyi lit a "well fire" (i.e., natural gas) to study at night, accidentally caught fire and destroyed his house, and was thrown into the county jail. In order to get rid of the disaster, she gave a hymn to Zhou Zhen: "Even words are secluded and live in Linqiong, and the line is more loyal than the pine stream." What is the clear government like a water mirror, tripping him wild cranes in a deep cage".

Zhou Zhen saw the praise of "the government is as clear as water" in the poem, and loved her talent, and pitied her youth, so he released her to stay in the house, and then transferred her to Chengdu to serve as the head of the army in the middle of the scene. None of the people in the house knew that she was a weak woman. Zhou Zhenhou proposed to recruit her as a son-in-law, but Huang Chongyan thanked her and did not allow it, but gave the poem "Resignation to Shu Xiang's Wife and Daughter", the last four sentences are: "Standing up for the green pine exercises, standing firm and white wall posture." If the shogunate is open-bellied, the original heaven will quickly become a man." After revealing the truth, he resigned and returned to his hometown to live in seclusion. The people of the time admired her talent and called her "female champion". So far, there is still the tomb of Huang Chongyi, the champion of Wang Shu, on Chongyi Mountain, Huojing Township, Qionglai City.

For another example, there is a story of "The Female Concubine", which is about Feng Suzhen, the daughter of Daotai in Xiangyang, Hubei, China, who was married to Li Zhaoting since she was a child, and after the Li family fell, Zhaoting joined Feng's house, and her parents-in-law disliked the poor and loved the rich, forcing her to withdraw from the marriage. Feng Suzhen Garden gave silver to Zhaoting, Feng's father bumped into it, accused Li of being a thief, sent him to prison, and forced Suzhen to marry the son of Prime Minister Liu Wenju. Feng Suzhen fled in male disguise, took the exam in Beijing under the name of Li Zhaoting, and was forcibly recruited by the royal family as a concubine. On the night of the cave room, Su Zhen risked death to tell the truth, moved the princess, the emperor forgave the crime, and Feng Li finally became a dependent.

For another example, there is a story of "Rebirth", which tells the story of the heroine Meng Lijun who dressed as a man and won the top prize, and then became the prime minister, and finally met and married her lost fiancé Huangfu Menghua. Wait a minute.

Li Daocheng said, these stories of mine will convince Concubine Song that this matter is feasible; As for whether she is willing to do it, she needs to threaten and lure.

Later, the three conspirators of Jiaozhi had a cold showdown with Concubine Song in the cold palace. Don't go around in circles, bluntly tell him, to his women to dress up as men, to participate in a number of future imperial examinations and subsequent palace examinations, such as the champion, will be given marriage, and was recruited as a concubine, the princess is the current Jiaozhi golden diamond princess Li Weihua, not a dinosaur, is a beauty. The goal is to lurk around them and steal scientific and technological information. The task at this stage is to win the top prize first, and then try to make Princess Golden Diamond like you. If you agree, we will give you the best provision and a moderate amount of freedom. If you don't agree, then you now know a big secret of the country of Jiaozhi, think for yourself, is it possible for you to be free in this life?

Taishi Li Daocheng saw that Concubine Song had been listening to him quietly, his face was puzzled, he knew that he had a lot of puzzlement, and he also knew that some things were not conducive to the development of the project, so he said that it was true or false, a few years ago, Princess Jinzuan fled due to a misunderstanding, and was later detained by Song Guo, but escaped with Xiao Hairui, and then entered Harvard, became Little Helen, and rescued another 98 people, became Harvard's Little Red Flower No. 1, very much loved by Princess Song and the vice principal, and learned a lot of witchcraft, I also got a lot of magic weapons.

The cash diamond princess returned, and on the way back, she rebelled for Jiaozhi, and then turned waste into treasure for Jiaozhi through multiple channels, earned foreign exchange, improved the chicken's fart, and made great achievements. We know that Concubine Song, you like KitKat and lewd skills, and you came to Jiaozhi to learn the construction and mechanism techniques of Jiaozhi. Then, if you can win the Golden Diamond Princess, your own wish can be fulfilled greatly beyond expectations, we just hope that you can take the stolen scientific and technological achievements in duplicate, and we can have a copy. As soon as this matter is settled, we will let you go back to the Song Kingdom, and your master and brother will also be properly settled, okay?

While speaking, Li Daocheng also called a eunuch to the emperor's study to get a kerosene lamp, a clock, a foreign film machine and a music box.

Seeing that the temptation was successful, Concubine Song had fallen, and the three conspirators had to implement specific steps. Traditionally, the examination questions of the scientific examination have been drawn up by the minister, and then the emperor decides the ABC paper. In this matter, it is not easy for the emperor to release water?

Li Daocheng is not familiar with Concubine Song, but now that Concubine Song saw the four novelties, she gradually opened the conversation box and had something to say. Hearing the words and arguing carefully, Li Daocheng felt that this Concubine Song was very knowledgeable, and her cultural foundation was also good, and she wrote a few words casually, which was also very skilled, so later, Li Daocheng took the initiative to say that he would test the test questions of the three volumes of the ABC paper this time, and asked Concubine Song, do you think, which one is suitable for you to play, we will decide that. Concubine Song replied, yes, and said that she had already cheated, how could she be too ignorant, otherwise she would be embarrassed to walk into the examination room on the day of the exam.

Li Daocheng was very happy, he didn't expect that this Concubine Song was really good, she didn't have to catch the knife herself, and she didn't have to design any more adjustment plans. Everything has been agreed, this Concubine Song is going to live in the Taishi Mansion with Li Daocheng, and it can't be that the examinee lives in the harem, right?

The Empress Dowager Li repeatedly hinted to Concubine Song, if you are not honest, I will definitely cut your master and brother with a thousand knives, and besides, I have a secret whistle, and you can't escape.

Concubine Song snorted with her nose and said, don't worry, I don't understand this clock, music box, foreign film machine, kerosene lamp, you can't drive me away!

The Empress Dowager Li was still not at ease, so she called the eunuch and the palace maid to put a chastity belt on Concubine Song in the cold palace.

Concubine Song was speechless and threatened to strike and not cooperate; The Queen Mother was a scoundrel and threatened to kill her brother. Concubine Song was helpless, under the eaves of people, she had to bow her head, and she could only be reluctantly resented.

Later, Li Daocheng told Concubine Song that the question of the Jingyi essay test for this year's examination of Jiaozhi had been decided, and it was "On the Control and Preparation of Risks and Opportunities in Opening Up and Development".

This Concubine Song hated the chastity belt, so she said angrily, she has been locked up in this harem for three or five years, and she doesn't know anything about the situation outside. You write me one, and I'll memorize it.

Li Daocheng understands and knows that Concubine Song has emotions. Indeed, this Empress Dowager Li is really not authentic, as the saying goes, there is no doubt in employing people, and there is no need to suspect people. What are you doing? Who are you guarding against? The Golden Diamond Princess is a woman! Do you need to guard against it? Are you guarding against me? It's true, being a good person has become a suspect, alas, this matter involves the harem, as a foreign minister and teacher, how can he talk nonsense and point fingers. Li Daocheng was also helpless, so he could only try his best to meet Concubine Song's needs in other aspects.

Li Daocheng explained in detail the changes he knew about Jiaozhi since the return of the Golden Diamond Princess; Li Daocheng also deliberately emphasized the Dharma of this golden diamond princess, what she will do, how she can be, and what magic treasures she has; In particular, at the request of Concubine Song, Li Daocheng gave a detailed account of what he had seen and heard in Putuo Mountain, including Wang Mumu, Harvard University, cement ships, whale wars, Baotuo Guanyin, tongue battles, Swiss banks, aircraft carriers, lighthearted pleasures, the OECD, and so on. He also said that since he returned to the toes, he has always cared about this Harvard, so the scouts have also told themselves about Wang Mumu's lotus pond moonlight and three flowers. These three flowers, one is Zhao Qiannu, one is Yuwen Rounu, and the other is Hu Sanniang. I also heard about the Song Kingdom's Eight Tone Conference and the Dragon Flying Phoenix Dance and so on.

Li Daocheng felt that the train had gradually been on the track, and this Concubine Song was not tired of her nagging at all, on the contrary, she listened very carefully and carefully, and sometimes discussed small problems. Li Daocheng feels that such a woman really doesn't look like a woman, a woman is a man, her dedication and ability to do things are synchronized, and the momentum of a man and the delicacy of a woman coexist. Alas, why won't our emperor enjoy it? Such a beauty, not only beautiful in appearance, but also how rich her inner world is, getting along with it, the sea and the sky, is chatting, but also a kind of enjoyment. Take a closer look at Concubine Song, who is in her twenties, she is rarely tall, taller than this tall man with a toe, more than one meter seven; The skin, among the Song people, counted as medium, can be quite fair among the generally darker Cochins; She is a technology woman and a career girl, so her vision does not have the charm in the eyes of ordinary beauties, she is cold, wise, and intellectual; Her facial features are staggered and good-looking, but she doesn't see a trace of affection, and she has a businesslike face; She is not crooked, the pitcher is raised, there is no twisting and swaying daughter's voice, she is square, like an iron-blooded man. Li Daocheng is very lucky, why am I so lucky, God has given me the female number one who is both beautiful and artistic, no, no, haha, it should be said that it is the male number one.

Since it's the male number one, the big name? The word Concubine Song is going to be frozen and refrigerated, and I asked for the opinion of Concubine Song, and replied, I am not surnamed Song, you see that I am from the Song Kingdom, if you want to force me as a concubine, I will become Concubine Song. I, surname, Hu, nickname, second aunt. Of course, a woman is dressed as a man, and the word "second aunt" is not good, girl, aunt, aunt, this aunt is a female label, then, I use hairpin, aunt? Can? Homophony, and, two may? Between the two Ke, I turned my girl Hu Ergu into a son, Hu Erke, well, yes, I am a second son.

There was no suspense about the results of the examination, and the candidates saw that this Erke Gongzi came out of the Taishi Mansion; is also the escort student of the eighth mountain in northern Vietnam, and his appearance is graceful, handsome and chic; The test paper posted on the list is sprinkled, the words are beautiful, the words are beautiful, the sentences are beautiful, the meaning is deep, and the eight flavors are slightly lacking, but the text buckles the theme, and the language is not only practical, but also innovative, and it is really a good article for everyone. For a while, the dark horse, who is both talented and beautiful, no, is a snow-white ** pink big white horse, and his popularity has soared, and it has become a big talk for Thang Long people after dinner.

The palace examination, whether in substance or form, there is no suspense, Concubine Song, no, Hu Erke, has become the champion of this scientific examination.

Hu Erke is a high school champion, wearing red and hanging colors, beating drums and singing gold, riding horses and paradling the streets, which can be described as and smoking--surging before and after, so not majestic.

There is an old couplet that vividly depicts the situation before and after the champion of the scientific expedition:

In the old years, there was a famine, and there was no firewood and rice. Walking out of the cross streets, no credit, no borrowing, many relatives and relatives, standing by, no one to send charcoal in the snow;

Jinke is lucky, and Yilu is hopeful. Won the leader of the Five Classics, the surname is also Yang, and the name is also Yang, regardless of Zhang San and Li Si, and the heel door is celebrated, all come to the icing on the cake.

For Song Concubine Hu Erke, the couplet can be changed to:

Because he wanted to learn skills, he was innocently detained. Then she toed Concubine Song, she couldn't escape, she couldn't say it, she didn't want to bend to the cage bird, she didn't want to lie in wait, and spent her years in the cold palace;

Now it is being used, and there is hope for escape. Befriend the princess carefully, you calculate, I calculate, no matter the sun rises and the moon sets, the door celebrates, and the smile goes to the other side of the sea.

However, Hu Erke is now living in the Taishi Mansion, and he is celebrating? Let's go to the door room. A group of high-ranking officials and dignitaries who were waiting for the title of the gold list to find a son-in-law glanced at Hu Erke, with white skin and red lips, a beautiful face, a pretty book, elegant manners, elegant conversation, and extraordinary bearing. All the treasure seekers are like being injected with chicken blood, and those who have a way to visit the Taishi have come to visit the Taishi; If you have a knighthood, you will go to see the Queen Mother; has no flowers, wandering outside the Taishi's Mansion all day long, hoping to meet Hu Erke by chance, and then throw a handkerchief, send a flattering eye, fly a small kiss, and show off his singing voice. However, this Hu Er is the first otaku in the world, no matter how high the wind and waves outside the wall, his heart is like water, as if he is in a fixed position, and he has no reaction.

In fact, the entire Thang Long Mansion and the entire Cochin Kingdom, except for the three conspirators, no one knows the truth about Hu Erke, so Hu Erke is also depressed and bored, read the book, at least, look roughly, he is quite comfortable, in fact, Li Daocheng told her clearly, if there is no mission, your free world is now in this bedroom and study, if there is an offside, it is difficult to guarantee that you will not be drowned, or other "accidental" accidents. Fortunately, Hu Erke also cares about Harvard's achievements, so at least, until now, and in the near future, everyone has the same direction and can continue to work together.

Now, the three conspirators are a little entangled, on the one hand, they want Hu Erke to be in place immediately and marry the Golden Diamond Princess as soon as possible, so that the treasure we think about can also be obtained as soon as possible; On the other hand, I am afraid of a rash marriage. This princess of the golden diamond never cares about the face of the Jiaozhi royal family, if she doesn't like it, she will never be wronged. Therefore, timid, hesitant, think twice, be safe, it is better to think like this, first design an opportunity, let the two meet "accidentally", see the reaction of the two, if there is something wrong, you can also deal with it as appropriate, patch or something.

The plan was set, Li Daocheng left the harem and returned home, and when he got home to the study of the new champion, he pushed the door open, and just about to enter the door, Li Daocheng was stunned by the scene in front of him.

A few days ago, Concubine Song Hu Erke, who had never smiled and had been indifferent, came to discuss with Li Daocheng and said, "I have already passed the exam, and the next thing is to wait for the rabbit." I'm idle now, so why don't you bring me the clock, kerosene lamp, foreign film machine, and music box that I showed me last time in the harem, and see if I can copy them.

Li Daocheng thought, this is a good thing, we want you to dress up as a man, and the Golden Diamond Princess is to steal Harvard's scientific and technological information to imitate yourself. Now that you have the confidence to tackle the problems yourself, this is not bad, in any case, you are familiar with these things, and when you steal in the future, you will also know which is easier and which is difficult, and which is expensive and cheap, if you can meet the other party's technical personnel, it is also convenient to have a common language, and you can discuss technology. Therefore, Li Daocheng strongly supported it, and Concubine Song also said, saying that if there is still a clock, please take two more units over, and also ask Li Daocheng to bring a small hammer, a small file, a small anvil and so on.

Later, Li Daocheng gave her the two table clocks he had seen in the palace, plus a table clock and a large chiming clock in his own home, as well as a pull sheet machine, a music box, a kerosene lamp, etc., and added some soap, shower gel, and some mathematics, physics and chemistry textbooks that he secretly ordered someone to copy from Harvard. Concubine Song was also very cooperative, but she just stayed in the study to tinker with these things, read and work, stayed at home, and ignored the infinite spring and the song and dance of the warbler outside.

Now Li Daocheng, who pushed open the door of the study, stood stunned on the spot, why? Because this Song Concubine removed the shell of his treasure big chiming clock, only a large movement stood alone in the center of the study; The other three table clocks, one of which is also unshelled, resting naked on the desk with a shirtless movement**; The other two clocks were even more miserable, having been dismembered beyond recognition, with gears, springs, pallet forks, pendulums, etc., scattered all over the place. Oops! Defeated! Champion mother, I said you are a loser, okay? Or is it better to be a loser?

Concubine Song saw that this Taishi, who never knocked on the door and liked to make surprise attacks, came unexpectedly, and said curtly: "Taishi, are you back?" My research has just begun, and now your big chime clock and music box have been grafted into one, you listen, your big chime clock can only be reported to the time point, although the number of points will be synchronized with the time point, but after all, it is a bit monotonous. I'm grafting the music box with it now, so when it comes to the point, in addition to the report, there is also music, isn't it beautiful? It's just that your music box originally only had six songs, twenty-four hours a day, twelve hours, I want to make some more tunes into it, you can help me get some copper, iron or something, okay? Here's the list ....... Oh, and I'm going to put the original shell back on, and I'm not going to let this precious big chime clock be so improperly dressed and impolite......"

Li Daocheng thought for a while and said, it is trivial to find some tools for you, but I warn you, you must not take off the idea of removing your chastity belt.

Concubine Song rolled her eyes at Li Daocheng.

Li Daocheng hurriedly explained, melon field and plum, I am also trying to avoid suspicion.

Concubine Song's face was flushed and she turned around.