Chapter 0528 - Defence and Wisdom and Wisdom

Before Wang Mumu left the Great Ryukyu and left for Luzon, Xiao Zhixian reported two more things to him, which made him have to pay more attention to Luzon. also made him a little impressed by Xiao Zhixian.

It turned out that it has been more than a year since Ye Gucheng decided to abandon business and engage in the excavation industry and settle in Manila. For more than a year, Ye Gucheng used his subordinates and little black dwarves to dig and dig largely. However, according to the original agreement, only rough refining was done here, and semi-metal blocks were sent to Ryukyu for refining. But Ye Gucheng was unwilling to let his control stop there, he had to operate himself from the beginning of excavation to the finished product, and even sales and wealth accumulation. So he refined by himself, originally the smelting of gold, silver, and copper has a history of thousands of years in China, and Ye Gucheng opened the Longquan Sword Shop, which is also a related industry, so although his refining products are not ideal and perfect, he has also produced gold, silver, and copper.

In this regard, Xiao Zhixian didn't dare to make a voice at first, she has always positioned herself as a second-rate student in the first class of Harvard students, because she knows that she is not a Song person, but her luck is too good, and she finally mixed into Harvard when she was enrolled. However, she knew that Ye Gucheng was the father of Hu Dong, the CEO of this "HP Action", so as a confidential person sent by Harvard, and as the head of the class of Harvard's onshore Harvard students in Luzon, she felt that there were some things that she really couldn't let go too far. Later, she found an opportunity to exchange her opinions with the captains of Harvard ships stationed in the Luzon Sea. Originally, in addition to protecting the Harvard people in Luzon, they also had a mission, which was to transport the semi-finished crude metal products produced in Luzon to the Great Ryukyus. Now, after Ye Gucheng smelts on his own, this task is gone. On the contrary, Ye Gucheng also came to them and asked them to transport his production to the Great Song Continent and let him sell it.

Now, since the first batch of seafarers and sea workers were mainly composed of cochin fugitives under Little Helen, the captains, captains, and captains of the big ships in the back were basically selected from the 200 death row prisoners in Hujiazhuang after training, so their loyalty to Wang Mumu did not contain any water. They affirmed Xiao Zhixian's idea, and they supported Xiao Zhixian to think of countermeasures.

Xiao Zhixian said that when she was in Luzon, she was even thinking about what she should do when she fed Wang Mumu with a banana to reward her with two baby elephants. conflicts, resolutely exclude; There is no need to argue; Persuasion should have no effect. Fortunately, now it is on Luzon Island, surrounded by the sea, without the support of the navy, if you Ye Gucheng insists on going your own way, you will eventually become a rich man who climbs the treetops with gold in the great flood, and you will have to starve to death if you have gold and silver. Therefore, at Xiao Zhixian's request, and after Xiao Zhixian made it clear that if Hu Dong or Harvard leaders were to blame, Xiao Zhixian would take full responsibility, so a quiet and quiet economic sanctions against Ye Gucheng in the form of non-cooperation sneaked up.

Ye Gucheng also found some captains, but these captains replied in unison: According to Wang Mumu's principle, the people on the aircraft carrier and the big ship at sea are not allowed to go ashore if they have nothing to do, and they are not allowed to participate in affairs outside the ship. At most, there is really no danger here, fishing nearby, big boats pulling nets, although it cannot be compared with catching sharks and whales, but it is also very profitable, and it can also greatly improve the food here. But if they want to run to the mainland and the Great Song Dynasty, this is a sensitive subject. Without a clear directive from the top, we don't dare. Some captains even said, isn't your daughter the CEO of this "HP Action"? As long as she gives us an order, we will carry out the order, and we will not be verbose.

As soon as the captains kicked the ball back, Ye Gucheng was a little helpless. He didn't dare to tell Hu Dong what he was thinking now, Hu Dong had always disagreed with him to make himself bigger and make a small kingdom, Hu Dong asked him not to get carried away, don't forget his roots, don't forget where the water source is when drinking water, other people's families treat you leniently, and you don't know anything.

Xiao Zhixian said that now, Ye Gucheng's products have a large backlog and cannot be shipped. So, in order to reduce costs, he dismissed all the little black dwarves who had worked in his mines. In this way, it is worry-free for Ye Gucheng, but for the entire Luzon, there are social problems.

Xiao Zhixian said that she mixed all these little black dwarves who were originally in the war cat, flower cat, and black cat before Ye Gucheng and Ye Halili came to Luzon into the flower cat and black cat corps to work, and finally survived a potential labor crisis.

Wang Mumu touched Xiao Zhixian's head and said, yes, little girl, responsible. Wang Mumu forgot that he was Wang Mumu of the Great Song Dynasty, only in his early twenties, and Wang Mumu, who had been running four in his previous life, came to see Xiao Zhixian, a cute little girl, so he touched Xiao Zhixian's head casually, without any intention or meaning.

Hu Sanniang's eyes widened, and she was intensifying her observation, she wanted to verify the truth or falsehood of her hypothesis.

Yuwen Rounu is studying Wang Mumu's hands, is sex born of love? Still headless and brainless? Will there be a second touch?

The eldest princess looked at Wang Mumu's satisfied look at Xiao Zhixian, and decided her own policy.

Hu Dong blushed beside him, very shy about his father's lack of growth.

Xiao Zhixian then reported another incident to Wang Mumu, and he heard that Wang Mumu couldn't cry or laugh, and the smell was indistinguishable.

Xiao Zhixian said that in Luzon, except for a few indigenous monkey bosses and others, they Harvard people were the first to land on the island in an organized manner; Later, Helen sent 192,000 Cochin captives, 30,000 war elephants, and 49,000 Cochin military horses; Immediately afterward, Queen Ruth sent 742,000 men and 10,000 Arab horses. For the Jiaozhi people, there was originally a person named Li Yuanping to take charge, but this person came to report here for some reason, and was led by another person, Zhu Lanshui; And those who come from the island have their own kings and queens who rule over them. Among these people who came to Luzon, those who were not honest at first, but then Xiao Zhixian handed them all over to the black widow, mixed with the black people, and went to cut down trees and build houses, bridges and roads. During this period, many Jiaozhi people fled into the forest, trying to find a loophole and wait for an opportunity to return to their hometown.

Many of these cochin captives were transferred to Luzon in a semi-conscious state after being stunned in a daze, until they realized that this was not a continent or a subcontinent; When he was on a lonely island, he finally died, and he had no choice but to walk out of the forest and bow his head and confess his guilt.

Xiao Zhixian is very angry at these cross-toed people with anti-head bones, according to the meaning of the black widow, if you don't want to eat our food, you won't be able to eat from now on, to put it simply, what are you talking about, cut off your head!

Xiao Zhixian is more familiar with the concept of labor that is productivity, murder? Looking at the excited faces of the big black and small black dwarves next to him, Xiao Zhixian was a little sick to his stomach. Think about it, if, from the very beginning, the situation and policies here were clearly explained to these Jiaozhi people, how could they be like this, they would be so stupid idiots. So, in the final analysis, quietly you can only talk to your own people, which is also a kind of management accident.

Xiao Zhixian disappointed the big and small blacks, she ordered the big and small blacks to give these cochin traitors first tattoos on their faces, who told you to go back on your word, no integrity, and then put on a yellow horse clip, this is not the emperor's gift of the Real Horse clip, this is their protective color of the work clothes, because, in the future, these people will be responsible for all kinds of excrement in Luzon, in addition to human dung, including the stinky elephant dung of 30,000 elephants and all the other livestock dung.

Speaking of elephant dung, Xiao Zhixian reported to Wang Mumu about a non-combat attrition management accident that occurred in Luzon.

One day, a cross-toed dung shell, wearing a yellow horse jacket and holding a large wooden stick, pushed a dung cart to serve an elephant. Because according to the elephant's supervisor, the elephant was a little constipated, so this cochin shell man first fed a large handful of crotons to the elephant to eat, and before feeding, he smashed the croton and smashed it, and he didn't cook it, so he fed it. The raw beans are a bit poisonous, and this elephant is also a little allergic to beans, so when this shit shell is fed, he turns behind the elephant and is dealing with the dung under the elephant's butt. The elephant plucked the elephant's buttocks, and the elephant fart, with pressure, speed, heat, and concentration, sprayed this cross-toed shit shell from head to toe like an old tailor spraying water. Immediately afterwards, before the unlucky cochin feces shell lang could react from the sudden blow, the elephant's thick accumulation of old feces caused by the violent wriggling of the elephant's belly intestines caused by a large number of raw croton rushed out and poured down like a mountain mud.

Xiao Zhixian's sigh about "deserves its place", and the eldest princess, Yuwen Rounu, Hu Sanniang, and Hu Dong, who gathered together to listen to the report, laughed so much that they couldn't laugh.

Hu Sanniang was still a little skeptical, and asked, really?

Wang Mumu did not doubt it at all, because he still remembered that in the 21st century information, the British "Sun" reported that a keeper at the Paderborn Zoo in Germany gave a constipated elephant 22 packets of laxatives in one breath, and then stood behind it to observe whether it was effective. Alas, really, there were Germans in the past, and now there are Jiaozhi soldiers, yellow and confused soldiers, and they died in dung.

Xiao Zhixian continued, she said, "Principals, teachers, adults, I talk about,, and* in front of all the Venerables, Elders, Wise Men, and Gentlemen, which is very disrespectful and indecent. I remember that when I was learning to write calligraphy at Harvard, the calligraphy teacher emphasized the rules that writing calligraphy must be done in one go, and took care of us and said, "If you don't write, you can't." So we kept in mind that we would not stick to the red, but strive to integrate the ....... I still remember when I was in an art class at Harvard, my painter teacher said that my paintings were based on excrement, and that my terrain, clouds, and things weren't all like dung. This statement is a bit offensive, but when you look at his paintings, there is a painting with a few distorted clocks, and I feel that time and space are really like paranoiad fecal .......

Wang Mumu thought, this little Zhixian is very attentive, is she talking about the painter Dali now? That painting is called "The Continuation of Memory"?

Xiao Zhixian continued, she said, "I have made some exploratory attempts on the management of manure in Cochin, such as elephant dung, because little Helen sent 30,000 elephants here, and the elephant dung of 30,000 elephants is not a small number. Generally, a male elephant weighs more than 5 tons, a baby elephant weighs more than 3 tons, and if an elephant eats hay, it eats about 100 kilograms a day and a lot of water. It is conceivable that the more you eat, the more you discharge, and the more you spend a night, your feces will be as much as 150-300 kilograms! Multiplying this number by 30,000 is eight or nine thousand tons of goods per day. I, little Jixian, now ask these shells to scatter all the elephant dung into the fields. Because I think that this is like the principle that dung should be the same as cow dung, horse dung and even human dung, which can be used to fertilize the fields .......

Wang Mumu thinks that Xiao Zhixian is good, everything is attentive, in fact, Xiao Zhixian thinks it is really good, after the fermentation of herbivore manure is the same as sheep manure and deer manure, it is a hot fertilizer, used in low-lying land, and the effect on improving the soil is quite large.

Xiao Zhixian's report continued, she said that when she "got the right", she went to the scene of the accident, and after dealing with the accident, she deliberately paid attention to the elephant dung that she had never seen before. If you look closely, you can see that this elephant dung is really different from human dung. After my own research, it was found that the intestinal tract of elephants is not very capable of digesting the fiber of stems and grasses, and about 40% of the feces can be found in the intestines that cannot be digested. These things are roughly the same as when they were eaten, but have been softened. For this kind of dirt * others are avoided, but the little black dwarves do not think so, I want them to add these elephant dung to seawater washing, add some lime, after the enthusiastic reaction, fish out and make a thick elephant dung paper similar to horse dung paper, the quality is very good, it is very suitable for wrapping dangerous chemicals such as meat chain balls, very buffering, but a little peculiar smell.

Jihyun also said that elephant droppings are not actually very "ugly", it is golden in color. Now, after research, the elephant dung paper workshop has been operating normally, and Xiao Zhixian has now made a hard rule that the elephant soldiers should watch the point, some elephants are only allowed to eat palm leaves, and this elephant dung is used to make elephant dung paper is a dark paper, which is used as a packaging material; Some elephants are only allowed to eat coconuts, and this elephant dung is used to make elephant dung paper, which is a light-colored paper that is used for book printing. After normal production, it is found that the cost of elephant dung paper is very low, but the output is surprisingly high. In general, an adult elephant excretes at least 150 kilograms of feces per day, and 1 kilogram of elephant dung can produce more than 60 sheets of A4 size paper......

Wang Mumu interrupted Xiao Zhixian's report and said, "Stop, you remember, you let those little black dwarfs mix 75% elephant dung fibers and 25% crushed old clothes and rags in the future, wash them with seawater, and then add baking soda and salt water to boil, and then filter, flatten, and dry. Colored can be decolorized with sodium hypochlorite, so that it can be made into clean paper, and the paper effect will be excellent, the feel will be very delicate, the paper will be quite flexible, and, even without fragrance, such dung paper can still smell a trace of fragrance. I believe that if you continue to explore, you will make elephant dung paper become a high-end commodity, and even make it into a high-end gift, and become a national treasure. Very good, very good, I want the people of the Ryukyus and Little Helen to come to you to learn from the scriptures and search for treasures.

In fact, in addition to making all kinds of paper, elephant dung can also be used to make non-woven fabrics, extract pigments for painting, and make stuffing handicrafts similar to powder metallurgy, such as elephant dung high heels, elephant dung pen holders, elephant dung chair surfaces, etc.

As for the chemical use of elephant dung, Wang Mumu knows that there is a fungus in elephant dung that helps break down fiber and wood to make biofuel, and it helps to make a yeast that can effectively ferment xylose.

Normally, in Ryukyu today, as in the 21st century, Wang Mumu extracts sugar from crops such as cereals and sugar beets to make ethanol, and this dung-like fungus helps us extract sugar from fibers such as wheat bran, wheat residues, straw or wood. This change will be a breakthrough in science and technology, as well as a major breakthrough in environmental protection industry and sustainable development. This breakthrough saves a lot of food and makes full use of waste that could only be used for incineration at most, turning waste into treasure.

In addition, from a biochemical point of view, this elephant dung can also make elephant dung beer, elephant dung hot pot, elephant dung spices, etc. with a unique taste. Feeding elephants a variety of scented plants, such as durian, should be worth more than 100 times the market price of durian. If this "elephant durian dung" is made into incense or pills, it can cost more than $300 in the 21st century, because it is a pretty good aphrodisiac without side effects.

As he spoke, eight words suddenly popped up in Wang Mumu's mind: "Cat Fet Coffee" and "Elephant Dung Coffee"!

Wang Mumu remembers that in the 21st century, "cat poop coffee" was the best coffee, and then it was replaced by the more expensive "elephant dung coffee". At that time, this poor ghost was only curious because of the dirt of this "" and "dung" and high-end drinks, and after searching, I learned that the well-known elephant can not only transport, lift, fight, but also perform, dance, and paint after training, and is more surprised that its dung can make coffee, and it is super superb, very expensive, cat feces coffee is 550 US dollars per kilogram, while elephant feces coffee is as high as 1100 US dollars per kilogram, if converted into cups, it is equivalent to 50 US dollars a cup, an absolute luxury!

In the 21st century, Thai people feed elephants coffee beans, and finally the undigested coffee beans are excreted with the elephant feces, and the whole coffee beans are whole. Although the elephant cannot digest the coffee beans, when the coffee beans are in the elephant's body, the enzymes in the elephant's stomach juice break down the protein in the coffee beans, removing the unique bitterness of coffee, and the subsequent coffee is very mellow and has almost no bitterness.

Wang Mumu thinks that it is now the 11th century, and coffee has not yet been discovered, let alone Africa, South America and Indonesia, the three major producers of coffee. However, I know that in Ethiopia, this kind of coffee beans already objectively exists, and I have to take a chance to go and get some coffee beans to grow, so that my beauties can taste the elephant dung coffee that even I, a traveler from the 21st century, is just admiring it.

In fact, there are a lot of exquisiteness about feces and urine, and there have been several "urine therapy associations" in later generations, dedicated to "publicizing and promoting urine therapy", saying that some people have cured various diseases such as hyperthyroidism through urine therapy, saying that this is the role of living body water, and the water in the urine is a small molecule of water, with high penetration and high energy, and the energy provided to the human body is greater than the energy provided by nutrients to the human body.......

Xiao Zhixian looked at Wang Mumu's uncertain face, how did she know that Wang Mumu was hungry for dung coffee, thinking of the "Urine Therapy Association", and thought that she had said too many filthy things about and dung today, and the leaders were unhappy, so let's explain it to myself, Xiao Zhixian began to continue to report on his research experience on feces and dung.

Xiao Zhixian said that he had found Aunt Baidu in the library and flipped through a lot of books. I think that there are elegant things in life, peach blossom fan, pearl tower, jade dragonfly, five-flowered horse, green plum boiled wine apricot blossom village, who to share a pillow with at night. Since people come out of their lives, they have to eat, drink, and lazar, and all kinds of excretion are really a great pleasure for the human body. Being in a hurry, being fined and going to jail may be suffocating. A number of romantic characters, one of the people who are happy and hate the eternal, there are many people. In fact, when we talk about feces and urine, we are talking about filth, but not necessarily*. Those who are dung and urine can also start their own and build their own "fecal urology". There is a lot of knowledge in "feces and urine", looking for a donkey in cross talk, and Barbary in the movie; The Tao is in the drowning of; The Buddha has bird droppings on his head; Gou Jian tastes dung; The relics of the people of the thousand villages, the dung of the ten thousand households; Jia Rui met Wang Xifeng .......

Also, in our neighboring country, the Wa country, it is even more exaggerated, they prefer to be close to dung and urine. They have "Dung and Urine Tan Daquan", "Baba Daquan", "Ancient and Modern Golden Tan", and the first "masterpiece of the world": Ami Amera, Baba, no paper, wipe it with your hands, lick it clean, don't ...... blind.

According to the Kojiki, the goddess Izanami and the male god Izanagi created Japan together, and a pair ......of male gods and goddesses were born from her and urine. Therefore, they have endless fun playing and pee for the golden partner shown in front of the camera. He also advises people that "the subtlety must be tasted well, sniffed, sipped, turned a thousand times, and tasted to the heart" .......

Wang Mumu glanced at Hu Sanniang, who was disdainful of this, and said, Sansan, don't be optimistic about these "golden partners", today, on a formal occasion, when talking about these things in the body, you should pay attention to taboos, and use some hidden words or something; If you really want to fully develop these "golden resources", here is a spoof that was originally disgusting, and it will evolve into a generous sentence: give you a gift with the heaviest amount of feces since you have feces, you will definitely eat a pound, and you will have to be full, if you feel that the amount of feces is not enough, please poop yourself......

Wang Mumu looked back at Xiao Zhixian, who was still panicking in front of him, and sighed in his heart: Distinguish fragrance and women, and distinguish smell and recognize Zhixian!