Chapter 0529 - Luzon Good Scenery

As soon as the eight immortals crossed the sea, they all took their own positions and landed on Luzon Island, and they all wanted to do something.

Tie Guan Li directly found his stand-in Zhu Lanshui, and told him about his journey from following the grass ghost Bapo to Bianjing, to fighting in Bianjing, to going to Ryukyu to open his eyes, and choose to tell the story. The two of them summoned the generals who had come to Luzon, and earnestly admonished the former subordinates, please be aware of the incomparably strong "enemy" in your hearts; and repeatedly urged everyone to give up the idea of making trouble; You must also know that Princess Golden Diamond is just a student at Harvard, so you can still fight with her teacher? Tie Guan Li also spoiled the bright future of Luzon, don't get on the bus and fall behind, if you have a ticket, you still fall behind, hurry up and seize the opportunity, don't you see those white, yellow, and black people? As long as you do something, happiness and sexual happiness that you can't imagine in Jiaozhi will come to you. At the same time, Tie Guan Li also talked about the fairyland of the world. talked about the richness, advancement, harmony and beauty there. He himself has seen a little way, so he has confidence, determination, and self-confidence, relying on the advanced of Harvard, to build the Luzon island here into the second great Ryukyu .......

Lan Caihe was stunned by Xiao Zhixian's description of Wang Mumu's coffee, could there be a more fragrant and attractive drink in the world than tea? Is there a reason in the world that the most fragrant items can be baked from the smelliest places? Therefore, he decided to take the initiative to ask Ying, he wanted to seek this miraculous fruit, and go to climb mountains and wade in rivers for human beings to get the fairy-like enjoyment early.

Han Zhongli was blushing at the aircraft carriers, airships, monsters, machine guns, chain balls, javelins, chainsaws, sniper bows, dagger guns, saber guns, wired*, electronically controlled mines, etc., and looked at the student soldiers who operated these cutting-edge equipment, and shook his head greatly, especially with a large number of girls. Among them, many of them are girls with cochinese, and they are even smaller. He looked at the war cats, flower cats, and black cats from Europe, and really wanted to recombine the personnel and equipment, plus the Arab military horses, then my team could be pulled out, and the timid enemy could be frightened off with momentum. Han Zhongli also wanted to fight the idea of 30,000 war elephants, Guo Kui persuaded him, saying that he had encountered war elephants when he was fighting with the Jiaozhi people, saying, this war elephant is soft, and it is really withering and decaying when it fights with the wind; But in nail warfare, elephants are too smart to be loyal to horses, and elephants will not help humans to die in a desperate way. Now that the Lord Mumu has clearly ordered the elephant army to be converted into a civilian population, you don't have much to do.

Lu Dongbin and He Xiangu were talking in secret, this Lu Dongbin, formerly known as Song Shenzong, and He Xiangu, formerly known as Queen Xiang, finally had a good time talking in a room alone. The former has been in the palace and palace since birth, and the latter has also been in the general's palace and palace since birth, so the subordinates in front of him are either palace maids or eunuchs, but since they arrived in Ryukyu and then to the current Luzon, not to mention eunuchs, there are no palace maids. Wang Laoji also equipped each of the Eight Immortals with a lot of "housekeeping attendants", it is said that all of them are Harvard students, and it is now the stage of social practice, so they are not like the eunuchs and palace maids in the palace who can be called 24 hours a day, they are not here to be people, they are here to work, and they work in three shifts 24 hours a day. Lu Dongbin said, I feel like I'm like a machine, they know me four things, three know how to do it in place, cleaning and maintenance to ensure safety, this feeling is too strange.

He Xiangu also said, I don't feel like being in the palace without eunuchs around, I once quietly asked my sister Qiannu, she said, Lord Mumu had said before that he hated the eunuch system; Later, he gradually loosened up in this matter, and he still did not allow the creation of eunuchs, but if the individual was willing, we should not ask about the matter of shemales. Your Majesty, do you want to pick a few shemales?

Lu Dongbin frowned and said, let's follow the customs! After all, we are a gift from someone else, and we are not inherited from our father and brother, and we are also ready to work hard!

He Xiangu teased Lu Dongbin and said, Your Majesty, do you still choose a beauty pageant? Still don't pick concubines?

Lu Dongbin replied with a smile, Fairy Gu, Dongbin is enough to be a fairy girl-level queen for one day!

He Xiangu smiled and said, Your Majesty, Dongbin, I suspect that this little carpenter is not a little carpenter but a painter.

Lu Dongbin was puzzled, Immortal Gu, what does this mean?

He Xiangu complained, this little carpenter is very sexy! Look, what kind of name did he give you? Lu Dongbin Lu Dongbin, Lu is a mouth and mouth Lu, two mouths; The hole is drooling, and there is a mouthful in the middle; Bin is squeezed into a mound in the hole, this is the fairy? Looking at it backwards, Bin is a soldier wearing a hat; The cave is to drink the same river water; Lu is you a mouthful, I have a mouthful, this is a fairy?

Lu Dongbin laughed, my queen mother, fairy girl, you are too good at association, right? I'm afraid the little carpenter doesn't have so many fancy intestines, right?

He Xiangu sighed, Your Majesty, Dongbin, the little carpenter doesn't have so many flowery intestines? Alas, I see, our little carpenter is not a color in the ordinary sense, and his flowery intestines are almost like a kaleidoscope. You didn't see it? He brought all the heavenly and hellish and strange and colorful women from all over the world to Ryukyu; The same is true of Luzon, where there are women like balls of sheep fat, and there are women who are like black impermanence; There are women like big white bears, and there are women like little thin monkeys; There are round and jade women, and there are skinny women; There are rough and rough Han children, and there are cowardly women who swallow their anger; There are aristocratic girls who are arrogant, there are also trembling and lowly girls, etc., all of this must be carried out under the advocacy of Wang Mumu for racial integration! You see, on the street, in Harvard, in the official offices, and in the theaters, there are sexy lines of Caucasian people at one moment, thick eyebrows and big eyes of Middle Easterners at one time, European noses and blue eyes at one time, black hair and black eyes and black skin of Africans at one time, delicate and moist skin of Han people at one time, and red cheeks like apples by Korean people at one time. Ouch, those sexy figures, those healthy complexions, those thick long hair, those beautiful faces, those unrestrained personalities, here, I can't figure out whether this is heaven or hell? I was so dizzy that my head was too big to react, and I didn't even know what to say. In order to encourage ethnic integration, he also invented the painless delivery method, the conditions are so good, and there is no charge, and he takes in the children that people don't want, and his encouraging policies will give birth to a large number of "glorious mothers", illegitimate children, and abandoned children......

Lu Dongbin said, fairy girl, this is not heaven, this is not hell, this is the world, this is the global world that Mumu wants. Mu Mu is very smart, he will do this, his subordinate population will increase greatly, but those children will be very different, like the three treasures of the Mu Mu family, Xiao Rourou is only one-eighth of the mixed race, fun is very fun, that is, a little weird......

He Xiangu quipped, then does our emperor also want to have an alternative mixed-race little emperor and little fairy?

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Zhang Guolao is still thinking hard about his Luzon legislation, here, everything starts from scratch, so here, it is not to change the law, but to legislate.

Uncle Cao Guo longed for the idealized environment of Ryukyu too much, and he also wanted to build Luzon like Ryukyu, like a fairyland.

Han Xiangzi is in Luzon, his heart is still in the Ryukyus, still in Harvard, and still in the acting department, and the aftermath lingers around Han and all the way to Luzon. He wants to make a band in Luzon too, there are no eunuchs here, but there can be shemales, do you want to make some shemales?

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Zhang Guolao said that there can be nothing here, but it can also be said that there is nothing. Because it is not smooth, because it is too chaotic, because the language is too complicated, because it is not easy to communicate, and the national customs, secular habits, all go their own way, I work harder than Qin Shi Huang, he unified the six languages, how many words, languages, and customs do I want to unify? Alas, I think it would be better to use language as the defining criterion and live on the islands, but fortunately there are so many islands here. Zhang Guolao said, judging from the nautical chart provided by the prince of Mumu, the Luzon country we want to establish has many islands, and it has 7,107 islands. It has three major island groups.

One of the three major island groups in Luzon is the Luzon island group, which also includes the Batanes, Babuyan, Marinduque, Ma*ate, Catanduanes, Mindoro and Palawan.

The second of Luzon's three major island groups is the Visayas group of islands in the central Philippines, which consists of hundreds of islands, the main ones being Samar, Cebu, Bohol, Leyte, Panay and Negros.

Three of Luzon's three major island groups are the Mindanao island group, whose capital and largest city is Davao City.

Zhang Guolao, as the prime minister of Luzon, already knew that Hu Xi, the agent of Queen Ruth Hudong, Wang Mumu's maid, was also named Princess Sissi and became the queen of Rhode Island. Recently, the anti-encirclement and anti-robbery in Huxi have obtained a total of 2,600 ships; 612,000 souls; 130,000,000 taels of gold; and a great deal of jewelry; got a peninsula and many large and small islands. Under Wang Mumu's instructions, Han Zhongli and Tie Guai Li had already gone to the Red Sea to receive the 600 pirate ships donated by Huxi and the corresponding configuration of 150,000 pirates from the original units, so with the original Wang Mumu's allocation to Luzon and some of the personnel absorbed in the future, the Luzon Kingdom under Lu Dongbin now has a population of more than 1 million.

Elder Zhang Guo and the rest of the Seven Immortals had a deep talk with Wang Mumu, which means that the more than 1 million people in Luzon are not too much, and they are not much more. If the livelihood of these people cannot be well arranged, if there is chaos, an army of millions, who can be the enemy? However, it is not easy to arrange the livelihood of these people, although the island area here is not small, but there is not much arable land, and we, immigrants from Chinese mainland, the first thing we want to do is to find arable land and grow grain for food. Among the more than 1 million people, the vast majority of them are not farmers from China, they are pirates, warriors, iterers, lumpenproletarians, not farmers, not pastoral workers, and they don't want to plant chrysanthemums under the fence and look at Nanshan leisurely. This kind of people, comfortable rural paradise, idyllic scenery, is not their favorite, if it is pioneering, can still accept, keep, will be bored, a little challenging work, is suitable for their passion burning.

Han Zhongli said, do you want to drag them to fight the Tanguts? Lu Dongbin was also full of interest when he heard this.

Wang Mumu first responded to Han Zhongli's bad idea of letting pirates fight the Western Xia people, saying, first, Western Xia and Da Liao are all kings with cavalry, and the strength of these pirates is at sea, and they can't work hard immediately; Second, the Great Song Dynasty faced the Western Xia and the Great Liao with the opposing army, while the pirates were not soldiers, and there was an essential difference between the two. Looking at the history of the Song-Liao War, the history of the Song-Xia War, and the history of the war between the Chinese nation and the northern nation, it can be seen that when the northern nation rushed into battle, they followed one after another, regarded death as home, knew that it was death, and the military order was like a mountain, but they still moved forward and fought to the death with you; And the Han people, Tang people, and Song people who defended the formation, lined up and waited, using guns and knives to resist the impact of the cavalry, a wave of resistance, a river of blood, and a pile of dead corpses. The two sides are fighting against each other, fighting for strength, fighting for rusticism, and never dying. This is a soldier. And these pirates, when the wind is down, can fight to the death; When the wind is headwind, you can't hit the soles of your feet with oil. Pirates don't fight hard battles, and there are few positional battles and encounters, and it's not very reliable for you to ask them to deal with the onslaught of the nomads.

At the same time, Wang Mumu agreed with Xiang Ye's analysis, so Wang Mumu said, I have a rather risky job, not killing people and setting fires, conquering cities, and fighting with anyone, but fighting with the sky and the sea, I know that there is a place far away from us, where there are animals and plants that are very different from ours, I will skip the animals first, and only talk about plants first. There, there is a food crop called potatoes, which is suitable for all kinds of growing conditions and is easy to grow. The main thing is that it has a high yield, with a yield of 3 to 4 times that of cereals per acre, so that it can replace cereals to meet the growing demand for food. It can replace bread as the main food of the poor. Boiled and fire-roasted potatoes are cheaper than bread but have the same nutritional value. To some extent, the consumption of potatoes will improve people's health, and as a result, they will be able to generate more qualified labor to pioneer and supplement the population decline caused by famine.

Wang Mumu said that in that place, there is another good thing, which is corn, which is an annual grass herbaceous plant, and it will be the world's highest-yielding food crop in the future. With it and potatoes, we have ten, a hundred times the population, and we don't have to worry about starvation.

Wang Mumu said that in that place, there is another cash crop, which is an excellent thing, that is, the three-leaf rubber tree, which is superior to more than 12,000 other plants that can produce latex. The clover tree is huge and can produce a large amount of latex. The rubber content in latex can reach 50%, and natural rubber is a natural compound called isoprene. The rubber tree is also long in age and can be used for rubber production for thirty or forty years. However, the tree prefers high humidity, and its growing area must be rich and uniform in terms of precipitation, as well as plenty of light, and the average temperature in the growing area is generally between 20 and 30 degrees. And we have a lot of suitable places to grow rubber trees in the Philippines.

Wang Mumu also said that now, there is a plant called sugar cane in the Philippines, and the sugar we like is extracted from sugar cane juice. Although this sugar is not very precious to us anymore, the pirates and warriors from Europe have not yet tasted the sweetness of sugar cane. Their knowledge of sweetness came only from honey, and the sugar that came from the Oriental trade could only be seen by chance at the tables of European royalty, nobility and high clergy, and in today's Europe, the enjoyment of high-priced imported sugar has become a way to show off wealth and status. However, the cultivation of sugarcane is time-consuming and labor-intensive, and it requires a lot of labor. We can let these pirates, especially the oarsmen among the former pirates and sailors, be slaves, and let these bitter people take the lead in this sweet business.

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After discussing the national economy and people's livelihood, Lan Caihe took the initiative to ask Ying, he wanted to travel around the world, first go to the American continent to find potatoes, corn, rubber trees, and then go to Africa to find coffee, and find **......

Wang Mumu strongly supports it, if he can go away, he wants to do it himself, the Americas, and the Mayan culture, so as to attract people. He discussed some details with Lan Caihe, and promised that he would provide a general map of the Americas, a map of what he needed to seek, etc., and decided to send a big monster to travel. The entourage took full account of diversity, and on the premise of loyalty, there were candidates of different races, different skills and different experiences, including many former pirates. When to go, listen to orders.

Wang Mumu hesitated and struggled in his heart for a long time, that is, whether to mention the tobacco of the Americas to Lan Caihe. Tobacco originated in the Americas, and history books say that it was Europeans who spread it to the world. On October 12, 1492, on the first day of Columbus's voyage on the shores of America, there were several gifts from the locals, one of which was tobacco, but the leaves were thrown on the deck and left unattended. Half a month later, when Columbus's fleet arrived in Cuba, the sailors were surprised to find some natives smoking the yellow leaves rolled into tubes, and wisps of green smoke were coming out of their mouths and noses. Many sailors tried to follow suit, and this "yellow dried leaf with a distinctive fragrant smell" made these crab-eating sailors the first smokers in Europe.

Tobacco first arrived in Spain with the return voyage of Columbus's fleet, soon after to Portugal, and then quickly to the rest of Europe. In 1580, tobacco was introduced to Turkey through Portugal, and then to Iran, India, Japan and other countries. Around 1575, the Spaniards transported tobacco to the Philippines for transplantation on a galleon, where tobacco quickly became a lucrative crop. Around 1600, sailors and merchants from Fujian brought Philippine tobacco to China. The use and cultivation of tobacco spreads out like a ripple caused by a large stone thrown into a pond. By 1620, tobacco had become a truly global crop.

One of the reasons why tobacco is widely accepted is that it was once believed to have miraculous properties. In 16th-century Europe, almost all doctors used tobacco as a "miracle cure" to treat toothaches, intestinal parasites, bad breath, tetanus and even cancer. There was also a superstitious belief that tobacco could cure the Black Death, and Eton College in England used whips to force children to smoke every morning to avoid the plague. On the other hand, smoking has a unique self-entertaining function and is very popular among nobles and common people. Upper-class people smoked snuff and cigars to maintain their elegance, while the general public was keen to smoke pipes and cigarettes. Either way, it's a great treat to be able to have a cigarette or two beers with friends after a tiring day.

So, while anti-smokers take the trouble to point out the dangers of tobacco, addicts are still smitigating the smoke, and all the rejection and legal means seem to be unable to stop the world's smoking trend. In the 21st century, the global tobacco manufacturing industry has developed into a huge industry and has become one of the main sources of tax revenue for many countries.

Wang Mumu had problems eating in his previous life, smoking was a matter of respect, and his work involved environmental protection, industrial hygiene, disease control and prevention, etc., so he still remembered the dangers of pneumoconiosis and nicotine that he had seen.

Wang Mumu was more enthusiastic about potatoes, corn and rubber trees than tobacco, although he knew that in 1876, the Englishman Wickham quietly shipped 70,000 rubber tree seeds out of Brazil, which became a historical case. Accuses of being a thief and a commercial spy were mentioned, but in any case, Wickham changed the rubber industry, breaking the situation where only South American countries produced natural rubber. Later, the British used Wickham's seeds, bred them and sent them to their colonies in Asia, Sri Lanka and Malaysia. It has made the rubber industry in South Asia.

Wang Mumu thought, "My move for the sake of mankind, for peace, and for the sake of continuous growth is not immoral, right?" It's not against God, is it? It's not a falsification of history, is it? There is no competition for resources with everyone in the 21st century!

Think about the history that rubber trees have changed, when the rubber industry in South America declined and Asia became the largest rubber tree growing region in the world. Malaysia has replaced Brazil as the new rubber kingdom. By 1939, the Second World War had once again boosted the demand for rubber and cut off the normal rubber trade. At that time, there were two major factions in Japan regarding the course of the war, namely, the northbound faction, which advocated attacking the Soviet Union, and the southbound faction, which advocated attacking Southeast Asia and South Asia, and they quarreled all day long. Eventually, it was the thirst for resources, especially for rubber, that made Japan's southbound faction overwhelm the northern faction. Otherwise, Japan and Germany would be caught between the east and the west, and it would be difficult for the Soviet Union to survive. And because of going north, Pearl Harbor will not be attacked, and the Americans will not participate in the war.

Why does Wang Mumu have the worry of being accused of tampering with history, because the aforementioned three things, such as corn, are native to South America. In 1492, Columbus discovered corn in Cuba and brought it back to Spain, where it gradually spread around the world. It was introduced to China in 1512, and by the end of the Ming Dynasty, the cultivation of corn in China had reached more than ten provinces.

As for potatoes and rubber trees, the 21st century books are similar to corn. However, Wang Mumu, who has traveled to the Song Dynasty for many years, feels that just like the history of the Song Dynasty was written by the Yuan Dynasty, the Song seen by later generations should be the Song in the eyes of the Yuan people, the enemy of the Song Dynasty. Therefore, in later generations, it seems that because Columbus discovered the New World, history has been rewritten a lot by him, but everyone knows that some unknown warriors of the people have already discovered the "Fusang Kingdom", but their achievements have not been favored by the media, nor have they been valued by their own leaders and widely disseminated. Foreign monks are good at chanting, exporting to domestic sales, wearing foreign clothes, the core is the core of China, and the same is true through the ages.......