This time, it was the turn of the warrior song to widen his eyes.

Yajieer also sat down on the inferior bar chair, twisted the chair and squeaked, while pulling out a few pieces of printing paper from under the staff, and wrote the second divorce agreement between her and Zhan Xia Ge in the Yingding font in her silk show: "Ya Jie'er and Zhan Xia Ge agreed to divorce after negotiation, and all the property of the two people, including Ya Jie'er herself, belongs to her ex-husband and ex-husband Zhan Xia Ge." Signed: Yajie'er! ”

In forty-five minutes, there were two lightning marriages and two lightning divorces, I don't know if such a record can advance into the Guinness World Records with the strongest attitude?! Yajie'er stood up, left a gentle kiss on the lips of the warrior song, and said, "Let's go take wedding photos again!" Don't forget, you already owe me three weddings. ”

The surprise in Zhan Xia Ge's eyes had not yet dissipated, and a big smile of admiration rose from the corner of his mouth. Zhan Xia Ge fiercely stretched out his hand to hug Yajie'er, and laughed loudly: "Okay! Good! Good! Worthy of my wife! Let's continue to take wedding photos, I don't believe in this evil, that photographer, no matter how perfunctory he is, even if he is blind, he should be able to give us a qualified wedding photo, right?! ”

Yajie'er glanced at the battle hero song and said with a smile: "Didn't you only book three weddings, if you didn't take good photos this time, your wedding times would not be enough." ”

Zhan Xia Ge said indifferently: "It doesn't matter, anyway, there are a lot of scenic spots that can be traveled, my husband and I have saved money for eleven years, usually eating, dressing, accommodation, medical care and public family are all inclusive, even if I want to spend money, I can't find a chance, and now I finally seize the opportunity, of course, where to go, where to play, where to go to the wedding." I think so, we can have our fourth wedding under the cherry blossom trees in front of Mt. Fujimoto; In front of the Eiffel Tower in Paris, France, for our fifth wedding; Next to the Statue of Liberty in Washington, USA, for our sixth wedding ......"

Everyone stared blankly at the chattering warrior song, and Yajie'er, who had been nodding and smiling, maybe had already started to hold weddings in the world's most beautiful and romantic environments, and in everyone's hearts, the same evaluation flashed: "Strong!" Violent! Condole! What a expert! ”

Seeing that the couple who had two divorce certificates in their hands, paid 20 yuan, and happily went to take a third wedding photo, their backs had disappeared outside the door of the civil affairs hall, and the staff of the civil affairs department who accidentally obtained sixty catties of candy, but did not have the slightest joy in their hearts, quickly grabbed the phone at hand, and after dialing a phone number, she almost yelled at the person on the other end of the phone and scolded the person on the other end of the phone. In the end, the staff shouted: "If it is because of the wedding photos you took, and let them divorce me for the third time, you don't want to take another order from us in the future!" ”

Ignoring what the person on the other side said, the staff member snapped and hung up the phone. Just kidding, if there really is a couple who get married and divorced from her a few times, how can she keep this file?!

When Zhan Xia Ge and Ya Jie'er held hands, and Shi Shiran walked to the digital center where they had been illuminated three times in a row, the photographer, who was absent-minded at work, happened to walk out with a disgraced face. Seeing Zhan Xia Ge and Ya Jie'er, two customers who were already familiar with each other, the photographer grinned, and reluctantly showed a smile that was more ugly than crying to Zhan Xia Ge and Ya Jie'er.

This master, who doesn't even need to look at the camera when taking wedding photos for others, at this time, after a busy time, set up a triangular bracket that only third-rate amateur photographers will use in order to ensure the stability of the photo.

This time, when the photographer took the wedding photo, he put a lot of effort into it, "Please look at the camera, that gentleman, please straighten your waist." Yes, you can get closer to the lady, yes, you can move your head slightly closer to each other. Relax a little bit, be a little more intimate, yes, yes, yes, be careful not to blink, after I count down to the three, I'm going to press the shutter. Three, two, one......"

"Click......

With the flash of the flash, the shot of Warrior Song and Yajie'er snuggling together intimately was imprinted with an eternity of history through the digital camera in the photographer's hand. Zhan Xia Ge and Ya Jie'er just wanted to stand up, but they were stopped by the photographer who stretched out his hand, and the photographer said, "Please wait, in order to ensure the effect of the two wedding photos, I need to take a few more photos for you." ”

"What's so embarrassing about that?" Zhan Xia Ge glanced at the beautiful woman standing outside the studio who had almost hooked the photographer's soul just now, and said with a pun: "I see that you have a lot of 'business' and are quite busy, how can we disturb your precious time?" It really doesn't matter, even if, if, in case you miss for a while, and the photo is not very suitable, we can make up for it later, and then come back and take a new photo! ”

Hearing the words of the warrior song, a big drop of cold sweat suddenly slipped down the photographer's forehead, and the photographer squeezed out the brightest smile from his face, and said urgently: "Not busy, not busy!" My job is to take photos of the most beautiful scenes of each couple who are about to enter the marriage hall, and glue them to the marriage certificate to become a token to witness the immortal vow of love. Of course, I have to do my job well! Take a few more shots, have choices and comparisons, so that we can see which ones are good and which ones are not eye-catching at all. As for the money for taking photos, according to the regulations, I charge 20 yuan for each set of wedding photos taken for a couple. Please rest assured, this is the standard and the rule, no matter how much you shoot, it is this price, and you can't beat it! ”

"What's so embarrassing?"

Zhan Xia Ge glared at a pair of big eyes and said, "How much money do you have to post upside down?" No, a gentleman continues to make money, but also to have the consciousness of the beauty of sincerity and benevolence, I think only one photo is enough.

"Don't look at me as opening a photo studio to do business and eat together, but I'm also a cultural person!"

The photographer was really anxious, "I opened this photo studio to help people leave the most beautiful scenes, as for making less money, even if it is a little bit of a loss, what's the big deal?" The most important thing to be a human being is to be happy, right?! ”

Zhan Xia Ge reluctantly said: "This ...... Since you've said so, boss, it's too undesirable for me to excuse myself. So, let's take three shots, how about it? ”

The photographer glared and said: "What three, look at you like this, you are a natural clothes rack, and you are cool and handsome, and your wife is also a rare beauty, like a combination like yours, I have to take at least ten photos!" ”

In the continuous sound of the flash crackling horn, in the photographer's dedicated guidance, and in the photographer's generous friendship of renting the props and costumes in the digital center for free, Zhan Xia Ge and Ya Jie'er tossed here for an hour and a half, until the photographer took twenty or thirty photos for them, and finally ended their crazy wedding photo shoot.

"Wait ten minutes, and your photos will be printed soon."

Seeing the photographer enter the room where the photos were being developed and printed, Zhan Xia Ge quietly stood up, first made a silent gesture to Yajie'er, tiptoed to the side of the washing room, and then put his ear to the door.

"I let you tie and leave, leave and tie up, I let you take it, I, me, me...... I will kill you! I turned the flash power to the maximum, I let you take photos, I let you all have excessive ultraviolet rays, I shine on your skin melanin, I shine on your women's faces with freckles, pimples, pockmarks, prickly heat, rashes! I can shine on your men's sluggishness, and soon, you can only be xy, not yy! ”

There was a sudden tingling and itching sensation in the ears of the warrior song, it turned out that Yajieer thought it was interesting, and driven by curiosity, she also quietly walked to the door, lying on the body of the warrior and listening to the "curse" issued to them by the photographer who was exhausted by them.

Of course, Yajie'er could understand the meaning of the two sentences "lift but not be uplifted, and stand up soon", but the next few sentences made her feel that the second monk couldn't figure it out. "Curiosity can kill cats" is really not wrong at all, Yajie'er's face was swollen red, but she was still attached to the ears of Zhan Xia Ge, and asked in a low voice: "What does it mean that it can only be xy, not yy?" ”

"What kind of health care physician are you?" Zhan Xia Ge also lowered his voice and responded: "That bastard boy is cursing me to only have daughters in the future, not sons!" ”

The two of them glanced at each other, let out a "puff" laugh together, and together they reached out to cover their mouths, and with the same movements as thieves, they quietly slipped back to the position they had just now, and sat there again. When the photographer came out of the printing room with a pile of photographs, the three of them had a kind of sinister smile on their faces that could only be described as weird.

"Thank you! Thank you! Zhan Xia Ge believes in the life creed that if the water is clear, there will be no fish, and if people are cheap, they will be invincible, he will recover first, quickly take a few steps forward, take the photographer's hand, and take those wedding photos into his hands. Zhan Xia Ge and Ya Jie'er sighed softly while watching their wedding photos, not to mention that this photographer is getting serious, and the things they shoot are really presentable.

"I'm so embarrassed," Zhan Xia Ge said modestly, his eyes exuded a kind of sincerity and kindness that was almost from the heart, and he shook the photographer's hand hard, "We only spent twenty yuan, and it took up nearly two hours of your time to take so many satisfactory photos for us, you really don't know, how grateful I am to you, I really want to be grateful for 'dying' you." Let's brothers, we must be closer and closer today. ”

The photographer's face stiffened and said, "It's easy to say, it's easy to say!" ”

Zhan Xia Ge said with a bright face: "Thank you, thank you!" ”

The photographer said with a stiff face: "Yes, yes!" ”

Zhan Xia Ge said with a respectful face: "Stain the light, stain the light!" ”

Photographer: "......"

Song of the Warriors: "......"

……

Ya Jie'er, who was sitting on the side, her eyebrows had bent into the shape of Liu Yue, and in the place where the photographer couldn't see, she covered her mouth and kept shaking her shoulders. Because Yajieer knew that the poor photographer had already committed the taboo of the war song. Don't look at the war song and laugh at the curse, but think about it, in this world, what man can bear to be cursed in front of his most beloved woman as "lifting but not uplifting, standing up and not long", can he really not care?

The result is...... Once again, he successfully used the mental fatigue bombardment he used to deal with the captain of the Eagle Anti-Terrorist Special Forces. From three o'clock in the afternoon, the two of them have been holding hands with the most intimate hand-in-hand movements, and using the most polite but least nutritious conversations, until six o'clock in the afternoon.

"You better hurry up and go to the Civil Affairs Department to go through the marriage registration procedures." The photographer was targeted by the war hero song, and tried to die: "If it's too late, the staff of the Civil Affairs Department will get off work." ”

"Don't be afraid!" Zhan Xia Ge said heroically: "As the so-called wine is less than a thousand cups of confidants, and the words are not speculative for more than half a sentence." I don't know why, today I have a special relationship with your brother, maybe I just took a fancy to your generous and generous surname. Don't look at the fact that we haven't known each other for a long time, but when I interact with you, there is only one word that can describe the feeling in my heart, and that is...... Refreshing! ”

The photographer now even has the heart to buy a piece of tofu to commit suicide, what's wrong with him, who did he provoke, who did he accidentally touch, how could he meet a dragon like Zhan Xia Ge, who was shocked by the change of the dragon and the nine dragons?

The photographer was bombarded by the three-hour "Zhan's" mental fatigue, and finally collapsed, and he finally said his hole card: "Actually, I am really a stingy person, I often buy raw materials, and I obviously have money in my hands, but I don't pay others." You see, I'm the only one here to support the stall, it's not that I don't want to hire people, it's that the salary I give is too low, and I often use excuses to deduct it, so those hired employees can't work for long......"

Speaking of this, the photographer's eyes suddenly lit up, because he saw that the lights in the office hall of the Civil Affairs Bureau opposite were all turned off, and it was already six o'clock, and the Civil Affairs Department had already left work, and he, the digital photography center that could only survive and pull business under the banner of the Civil Affairs Department, had also reached the end of work.

But Zhan Xia Ge stretched out his big hand and hugged the photographer's shoulder directly, and with just a few words, the flame of hope that ignited in the photographer's heart was completely extinguished: "Hahaha...... Brother, you're so funny! You're kidding! I find that I like you more, come on, come on, today I have a treat, we two brothers come tonight without getting drunk and homeless! ”

Hearing these words, the photographer only felt that his legs were weak and he almost fell to the ground. But after all, this photographer is also the master of the rivers and lakes, and he is a little anxious, as soon as he enters the four-star hotel, the cold spell has not yet been completed, and the hot fry has not been ordered, the photographer grabbed the bottle, and poured a whole bottle of liquor with an alcohol concentration of up to 52 degrees in the sky, and in the chaotic dance of the sky and the earth, regardless of the three seven twenty-one ends, he got under the table, and less than a minute later, there was a happy little snoring sound under the wine table.

Zhan Xia Ge and Ya Jie'er looked at each other and smiled, and at the same time raised the chopsticks in the middle.

The next day, Zhan Xia Ge and Ya Jie'er went to the hall of the Civil Affairs Bureau and successfully completed their third marriage certificate.

On the third day, Zhan Xia Ge and Yajieer, a pair of strange couples who have been married three times and have designated three different styles of weddings in a row in the tour group, first took a plane to Hong Kong, and then transferred from Hong Kong to take a direct travel passenger plane to the island country of Florida.

Before getting on the plane, Zhan Xia Ge could still remember Principal Li Xiangshang, who transmitted the photo of the marriage certificate he and Yajieer had just taken to Principal Li Xiangshang through the proprietary communication network laid by the Fifth Special Force throughout the country.

After looking at the 26 photos of marriage certificates with different costumes, angles and clothes, President Li Xiangshang made the following comment: "Well, it's a good shot! However, with such fancy clothes, such exaggerated movements, and such hypocritical intimate expressions, why do I feel that they don't look like they're taking special photos of marriage certificates, but more like they're taking photos of their wedding art?! ”

After a twelve-hour flight, Zhan Xia Ge and Ya Jieer finally joined a Chinese tour group with 32 tourists and two tour guides to enter the island country of Florida, known as "a teardrop in the Pacific Ocean". As soon as they stepped off the plane, the 32 Chinese tourists were surrounded by a crowd of enthusiastic people. A little girl of sixteen or seventeen walked up to Yajie'er, stood on tiptoe, and put a wreath of lilacs and camellia on Yajie's head.

"The island country of Floracia was originally dominated by agricultural planting, fishing and hunting, and although the island was rich in precious stones, its economy has not been able to develop due to poor navigation conditions. It is the tourism industry that really revitalizes their economic lifeline, so the residents here will welcome tourists from foreign countries in their own unique way. One of the guides smiled at Jager and exclaimed, "According to the customs of the island nation of Floria, only the most beautiful guests are entitled to receive garlands from maidens. As long as you wear this garland, you can enjoy the best discounts on these days on the island, whether it is eating, lodging or shopping. Trust me, in less than three days, you'll love this beautiful country! ”

In front of her most beloved man, her husband, being praised by others for her beauty is the happiest time for every woman, even Yajie'er, who was trained by the Fifth Special Force, is not exempt from vulgarity, she smelled the fragrance from the wreath above her head, her face flushed with excitement, and her eyes nodded again and again.

But Zhan Xia Ge's gaze fell on several special police officers who were patrolling back and forth inside and outside Jiyang. Looking at the weapons in the hands of those special police officers, the equipment on their bodies, and the way they held their guns, Zhan Xia Ge slowly frowned. Because he found that these airport special police officers were all in a state of readiness, as long as there was a slight disturbance, the automatic rifles in their hands could shoot a large number of bullets in an instant.

(To be continued)