In the principal's office of the Fifth Special Force Elite Training School, Li Xiangshang put the envelope with two passports on the table, and said to Zhan Xia Ge and Yajie'er: "Go and relax, from this time on, you have a month's long vacation, and during this period of time, you can go to any place allowed by Chinese law and the military regulations of the Fifth Special Force, and do what you want to do." ”

"Thank you, Big Brother, Principal!"

At this time, in the Fifth Special Army, in the face of the increasingly powerful Principal Li Xiangshang, the people who dared to talk to him in such a joking tone were really the only ones left! Zhan Xia Ge picked up the envelope, first checked the two passports inside, and then according to the practice of the Fifth Special Force, he and Yajie'er's ID cards in the Fifth Special Force were placed on Li Xiangshang's desk. From this time on, until they return to the team at the end of their month-long vacation, they are a pair of ordinary Chinese tourists and lovers who can temporarily put aside their military status and enjoy the sweet world of two.

Zhan Xia Ge stretched out the little tail finger of his right hand and gently hooked Ya Jie'er's fingers, Ya Jie'er bit her lip and lowered her head, first squinted at Principal Li Xiangshang, who was sitting there, the corners of her mouth slightly tilted upwards to reveal a strange smile, just when Ya Jie'er's face was flushed and she was about to shake off the overly presumptuous pervert claws of Zhan Xia Ge, Zhan Xia Ge let out a light sigh: "Hold the hand of the son, and grow old with the son." Jie'er, it's not easy! ”

Listening to the words full of emotion in the song of the warriors, Yajie'er suddenly became stupid.

After eleven years of waiting, Yajie'er watched the battle song with her own eyes, from a reckless teenager who only entered the fifth special unit at the age of eighteen, with a flame that can make life burn, growing step by step, maturing day by day.

The four thousand days and nights, the tossing and turning again and again and unable to sleep, the tears that were hurt by love, at this time, hearing the light sigh of the war song, Yajieer only felt that everything in the past was in vain, all the hard work and bitterness, and all the feelings paid were rewarded at this moment.

The two hands clasped tightly together, and at the same time, nestled together were two hearts that had no gaps and were beating endlessly.

Li Xiangshang smiled at Zhan Xia Ge and Ya Jie'er, who had taken off their military uniforms and changed into a couple's outfit, standing intimately hand in hand.

The nourishment of love greatly dilutes the murderous aura on Zhan Xia Ge's body, and the silly smile he shows when he grins makes people feel that he is simple and cute, making him look like a full-fed lion yawning, with great strength, but not dangerous. And Yajie'er was like a little bird, gently snuggling up to Zhan Xia Ge's side, in front of Li Xiangshang and Zhan Xia Ge was so close, even if her face had swelled into the color of tomatoes, she still lowered her head and stood there obediently.

People who have not seen this scene with their own eyes can never imagine that it is this woman who once won the Order of the Earth of the Fifth Special Unit! In order to match the war song, after taking off the military uniform, Yajieer rarely painted a light makeup for herself, a woman in her thirties, already has a clear understanding of beauty, just lightly applied a thin powder to sweep the red lips, and it was already in her body, perfectly kneaded into a kind of tender and watery charm.

Li Xiangshang must admit that when he first saw Yajie's child like this, he had a momentary loss of mind and amazement. Li Xiangshang secretly said in his heart: "Match, it's really a match!" ”

Staring at a photo on his desk, Li Xiangshang has taken the military camp as his home all his life, he has no wife, no children and no daughters, and the photo he has always put on his desk is a group photo of his comrades-in-arms and brothers he has known since he first entered the Fifth Special Army. Now that nearly forty years have passed in a blink of an eye, looking at such a photo again, Li Xiangshang's heart really has a feeling that time has passed. The brother who went to die and walked away, only a lonely man remained, and he still stuck here in the end.

Li Xiangshang's gaze finally fell on Zhu Jianjun who was standing on the left, and Li Xiangshang couldn't help but sigh in his heart: "Brother Jianjun, if you can see the current scene, you should be able to smile at Jiuquan, right?" ”

Li Xiangshang stood up suddenly, with one hand, he hugged Zhan Xia Ge and Ya Jie'er into his arms.

"Congratulations!" Li Xiangshang slapped Zhan Xia Ge and Ya Jie'er on the shoulder, he glared at Zhan Xia Ge and shouted, "You lucky boy, give me ears and listen!" I will now hand over Yajie'er, who is closer than my own sister, to you, and you will take good care of Yajie'er for me, this is the order I gave to you as the eldest brother and the principal! If you can't even complete such a task, go and kill yourself! ”

"Don't worry," Zhan Xia Ge stared at the little woman who had received Li Xiangshang's blessing, and no longer had any scruples, and gently pillowed her head on his shoulder, feeling her almost dependent on himself, Zhan Xia Ge said in a deep voice: "Whoever wants to hurt my Jie'er must step on my corpse first!" ”

Hearing this oath, Yajie'er only felt that her whole heart was melted.

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With a one-month long vacation, plenty of money in your pocket, and you have been dating for more than six years, but the time you spend with each other in real private terms does not add up to more than two months of intimate companionship with your future wife, where will you choose to go?!

Go to Hawaii to enjoy the sun and comfortable beach bathing on the beach, or go to Yuben to drink sake and watch the performance of Yiji, and live a rich life is the addiction of the uncle? Or, head to the most romantic France in the world, see the world-famous Eiffel Tower, buy world-famous French perfumes, and then after a romantic candlelit dinner, pull out your already prepared diamond engagement ring and kneel before the goddess who is destined to control your life's happiness, begging for her favor. In a slight drunkenness, two people went to Wushan together, and in each other's demands, they climbed to the ultimate in life together?

Zhan Xia Ge lay on the small bed in Ya Jie'er's single dormitory in a big way, rummaging through a large pile of travel materials downloaded and printed from the Internet, and Ya Jieer sat beside him with a smile, while gently helping Zhan Xia Ge massage the joints on his shoulders, and at the same time, in the fingering of Zhan Xia Ge, accompanied him to see the large number of travel materials.

In Yajie'er's heart, as long as she is accompanied by the song of the warriors, it really doesn't matter where she goes. However, her eyes suddenly fell on a promotional advertisement distributed by a travel agency on the Internet, and the opening slogan of this information directly attracted Yajieer's attention: "Welcome to a teardrop in the Pacific Ocean!" Welcome to the City of Gems! ”

No matter how strong Yajieer is, she is still a woman, "a teardrop in the Pacific Ocean" is a word that combines the dual atmosphere of sadness and beauty, which can make every woman who still has dreams in her heart involuntarily weave one poignant, romantic, and moving love story after another in her heart, and weave herself and her lover into these stories together, becoming its hero and heroine. Not to mention, "Gem Capital", a second name that is full of seduction for women.

And the person who made this travel document, apparently having an absolute understanding of the woman's mind of some kind of object that resembles a flying bird that likes to glow, went so far as to exaggerate the insertion of a striking picture in the upper right corner of the travel document. The large and colorful gems on the picture, in the beautiful environment created by the gaffer and the cameraman, shined with a brilliant light to the limit, which instantly brightened Yajieer's eyes.

Zhan Xia Ge raised his head and looked at his most beloved woman with a smile, and while he reached out and stroked Yajie'er's hair, he contacted the travel agency according to the phone number left in the advertising materials.

Known as "a teardrop in the Pacific", Singaria is an archipelago country with a land area of only 870,000 square kilometers. It refers to the fact that Moneracia is a picturesque and beautiful country, and the Italian traveler Marco Polo once used a lot of enthusiastic words in his travelogue to describe Moneracia as the most beautiful island country he has ever seen.

In Monrhea, with nearly 100,000 square kilometers of mountainous rainforests and numerous beaches, you can still find ancient castles that have stood for more than 500 years, weathered and still proudly stood between heaven and earth. The majestic castle covers an area of 47 hectares and is still actively playing its role today. The castle has a church, a hotel, a school and a large number of houses, including the courthouse, the administrative hall and the police station. Viewed from afar, it is a replica of some kind of royal domain in medieval Europe.

Living in such an ancient city made of huge stones and weathered for 500 years, listening to the gentle sound of the sea breeze whistling, breathing in the fresh air blowing from the other side of the sea, and drinking a cup of local black tea, is definitely a comfortable enjoyment.

Of course, the main attraction here is the abundance of high-purity gemstones and sea-grown pearls in Monrhea.

In this archipelagic country with hundreds of islands, some of the islands with underdeveloped economies and uncivilized indigenous populations, gemstones are their hard currency. As long as you come to Monera, there are few women who can escape the attraction of those precious stones and sea-borne pearls.

"Hello, I would like to sign up for a double tour in Sindese ......"

Before he could finish his words, he was immediately surrounded by the obviously over-enthusiastic voice of the operator.

"Welcome, welcome! We look forward to welcoming you to join us on our Monrheasia tour for two! Our travel agency can apply for a visa for you, and under the guidance of a guide, you can enjoy the sunset by the sea while drinking black tea in a four-star hotel, you can take your female companion, stand on the beach, and buy huge shells from fishermen for five dollars a piece, if you can find the pearls from inside, it will be a sign that your future life and work will be smooth sailing...... I would like to take the liberty of asking, are you on a trip with your wife? ”

Zhan Xia Ge rubbed his ears that were already noisy, and said, "Yes, this is our newlywed trip!" ”

The operator was even more enthusiastic, "That's even better!" If you are willing to experiment with different wedding styles, for a small additional cash of 12,000 yuan, our travel agency can provide you with an exotic wedding according to your needs. You can choose between a thousand-year-old temple or an ancient church built in the 17th century to have an aristocratic wedding for you and your wife! You can even dance with your wife around a campfire on a moonlit night on some islands, and finish your kiss to the cheers of everyone and dress your bride in a beautiful wreath of camellias......"

Zhan Xia Ge found that he was really moved by the beautiful picture depicted by this over-enthusiastic operator and salesman. He glanced at Yajie'er, who couldn't pull out his eyes anymore with his eyes staring at the gems on the data, and the Song of War finally chose their travel target.

When he placed an order and finally hung up the phone, Zhan Xia Ge suddenly thought of a question, he didn't ask why the island nation of Sangluo Garcia was called "a teardrop in the Pacific Ocean".

Maybe it's because the country is shaped like a tear?

Zhan Xia Ge shook his head, leaving this inconsequential question behind. He thought in his heart: "Ten thousand two times three, it's only thirty-six thousand, if you play all these kinds of weddings, Jie'er will definitely love me to death." Value! ”

After choosing the destination for the trip to get married, Zhan Xia Ge and Yajieer still have one formality that has not been completed, that is, their marriage certificate. They took the ID card and the original household registration booklet they had just received and went to the Civil Affairs Bureau where the ID card was located. It's 2007 now, and the marriage of two people is no longer as troublesome as it used to be, and they don't even need a letter of introduction, and this kind of thing can be saved by physical examination, spending 20 yuan in the digital center under the Civil Affairs Bureau, taking two wedding photos, and paying an additional 9 yuan for the cost of work, Zhan Xia Ge and Ya Jieer can get their marriage certificate.

"We're so simple, even if we're married, someone will take care of my Zhan Xia Song in the future?!" Zhan Xia Ge looked at the little red book in his hand, which was not much bigger than the temporary residence permit, he looked left and right, looked up and down, and didn't know what he was muttering in his mouth, he finally opened his hands to Yajie'er, drew a big shape, and said: "I peeked at my parents' marriage certificate, why are they so big, but ours is so small?" ”

Yajie'er couldn't help laughing, stretched out her hand and knocked heavily on the head of Zhan Xia Ge, who was obviously a little unbalanced in her heart, and said with a smile: "Are you here to get a marriage certificate, or are you here to get a dough cake that can be hung around your neck?" ”

"Well, did you find a problem?"

Zhan Xia Ge covered his forehead, which was knocked by Yajie'er, and said in a low voice: "Why is the staff who just finished the marriage formalities for us still throwing blank eyes at us?" How can we be regarded as a combination of handsome guys and beautiful women, even if it is not pleasing to the eye, it will not make her look at us like this, right? ”

Ya Jie'er also shook her head suspiciously, the two of them looked at the newlyweds waiting behind them, and after handling the marriage certificate, they sent a big bag of candy to the staff, whether it was the couple or the staff, they were all smiling at this moment.

It wasn't until this time that the two of them suddenly realized, Zhan Xia Ge's eyes widened, and he shouted, "Is this a kind of bribery?!" ”

Whether it is the staff of the Civil Affairs Bureau, or the couple who have just received their marriage certificates, or other couples who are waiting in line to apply for a marriage certificate and carrying a bag of candy in their hands, they all look at Zhan Xia Ge, a guy who does not follow the rules and chirps crookedly, ruining everyone's interest.

Yajie'er has never had such a big mess in her life, she grabbed the battle hero song, and ran away in front of everyone. It wasn't until they rushed out of the Civil Affairs Bureau and ran across two streets at the speed of hearing the horn of the charge sounding and launching a lightning raid on the enemy's position in the eyes of everyone who saw the monster that Yajie'er suddenly stopped, and fell into the arms of the warrior song with a trembling smile.

"Hahaha......" Yajie'er lay in the arms of the warrior song, laughing and shouting: "Our hero can be out of trouble this time!" ”

But the attention of Zhan Xia Ge has already fallen on the marriage certificate that they have just gotten and has not yet been covered. Zhan Xia Ge frowned and said: "Jie'er, the guy who took our wedding photos is a fucking bastard, while pressing the shutter, he flirted with the sister next to him, I thought his photography skills were so good that he could 'blind photo' without looking at the camera." Look at the two sets of photos he took out, my wife is obviously naturally beautiful and charming, but the photos he took can make you ugly like this! ”

Ya Jieer looked at the marriage certificate in her hand, and couldn't help but sigh helplessly, not to mention the guy who was responsible for taking wedding photos, he was really too careless at that time, even if it was a digital center under the Civil Affairs Bureau, the Civil Affairs Bureau did not comply with the requirements of each couple to go to their designated digital center to take wedding photos, anyway, most people get married once in their lives, just get such a marriage certificate, and it doesn't matter if they are forced to do it once, but how can the person who is responsible for taking photos not even have the most basic professional ethics?

Zhan Xia Ge slapped his face and shouted: "No, let's go and take two sets of wedding photos again, we have children in the future, when they also know that when they peek at the marriage certificate of their parents and parents, we can't let them laugh so much that their big teeth fall out, right?" ”

Zhan Xia Song couldn't help but say, pulled Yajie'er, looked at the white eyes of the room, returned to the front of the staff of the Civil Affairs Department, waved the two marriage certificates in front of the staff, and said confidently: "We want to change the wedding photo again!" ”

The staff said: "No, your wedding photos have been entered into the household registration file, and they cannot be changed once they are in the file." ”

Zhan Xia Ge glared and said, "Let's take a new photo, can't we pay another twenty yuan?" ”

The staff rolled their eyes, "No! Please let me go, and don't get in the way of others. ”

Yajie'er pulled the warrior song aside and whispered, "Forget it, let's go." ”

"No way!"

Hearing this, Ya Jie'er couldn't help but let out a "help" moan in her heart, because she knew that at this time, the terrible bull temper on Zhan Xia Ge had been committed again! Looking at Zhan Xia Ge's eyes that were rolling around, God knows what kind of reverse thinking was turning in his obviously somewhat different head.

Zhan Xia Ge suddenly stuffed the marriage certificate in his hand into Yajie'er's hand, and said sullenly: "You wait for me for five minutes!" ”

Without waiting for Yajie'er to answer, Zhan Xia Ge strode out of the office hall of the Civil Affairs Bureau with the sound of "dong dong" footsteps. Five minutes later, the Warrior Singer walked in with a large plastic bag. Looking at the big plastic bag that contained fifteen or sixteen catties of "Xi" candy, Yajieer reached out to cover her forehead, and screamed in her heart: "Help!" ”

God forbid, don't try to use such a big bag of candy as a gift to "bribe" the staff!

"Borrow light, borrow light!"

Zhan Xia Ge forcibly cut into the queue without shyness, and threw the big bag of candy in his hand in front of the staff in the office hall of the Civil Affairs Bureau, and threw out twenty-nine yuan, and said confidently: "Get a certificate!" ”

The clerk has to receive dozens of newlyweds every day, such as the kraft candy character of Zhan Xia Ge, she is really the first time to see it, the staff forcibly suppressed the anger in their hearts, raised their voices and said: "I have already said that your marriage registration information has been stored in the warehouse and cannot be replaced!" Even if you give me more 'bribes', I can only act according to the charter, and I can't do anything in violation of the rules!" ”

"yes, I just like people like you who do things by the rules!" Zhan Xia Ge slapped the table and shouted, "That's why I gave you twenty-nine yuan!" Also, it's Wednesday, right? ”

Including Yajie'er, no one can keep up with the super jumping surname thinking of Zhan Xia Ge, so no one can understand what Zhan Xia Ge is thinking about now, what he is talking about. The staff rolled their eyes and said helplessly: "Yes, today is Wednesday." ”

Warrior Song sat in front of the staff in a big way, turning the inferior bar chair under his ass that could be rotated at will, twisting it into a squeaky and annoying sound. Seeing this kind of warrior song, Ya Jieer could only hide aside and shake her head and smile bitterly, this is really easy to change her surname, originally thought that after the Yang Zhenbang incident, the warrior song should really be calm, who would have thought that as soon as he took off his military uniform, he would relapse into his old ways.

"I've read your work regulations just now, and Monday to Friday is your work day, right?"

The staff said in their hearts: "Nonsense! ”

"From Monday to Friday, from 8:30 a.m. to 12 p.m. and from 2 p.m. to 6 p.m., you can get married at any time during this period, right?"

The staff shouted in their hearts: "Still nonsense! ”

"I don't know why, maybe it's to reduce the divorce rate, and the divorce procedure can only be done on Mondays and Wednesdays every week, right?"

The staff roared in their hearts: "Nonsense! Nonsense!! Nonsense!!! ”

"Then ......" Zhan Xia Ge smiled: "Just ask you to go through a divorce procedure for us first, and then go through the marriage procedures for us again!" In that case, can we take pictures again? This is the 20 yuan digital photo fee needed for marriage, and the 9 yuan marriage certificate production cost, please collect it. If the divorce requires additional costs, just ask. Also, this is the wedding candy we gave you when we got married. ”

……

In the office hall of the Civil Affairs Bureau, there was silence.

Everyone opened their mouths wide, and their expressions were wonderful, all of them were like hell, and it was estimated that even if they saw a Tyrannosaurus rex from the Jurassic era that suddenly appeared out of thin air in front of them, they would not be surprised to look like this.

Yajie'er was almost mad by such a living treasure as the Battle Hero Song.

Seeing that Yajie'er's face was not good, Zhan Xia Ge immediately ran over and sent the two of them together to Yajie'er, and sent the travel introduction materials of Floracia to Yajie'er, and stretched out his finger to the clause "Only need to pay a small amount of matchmaking fees, so that newlyweds can enjoy an exotic wedding", and the monkey said like a treasure: "Look, Jie'er, I have booked three weddings with different styles and moods, and we can be baptized by the sun god believers in the thousand-year-old temple on Monday; On Tuesday we can ask the priest to officiate our wedding in a church built in the Middle Ages; On Wednesday, we can celebrate our third wedding with the indigenous people on the small island of Missili, with the indigenous people there. We have three weddings, but we have two marriages, and one more is red! ”

Everyone's mouths opened wider, and in the civil affairs hall, there was a sudden sound of glasses shattering, plus the sound of saliva "da", "dada" falling to the floor. Of course, the sound of gasping for air was definitely a flash.

God knows if this shrewd-looking buddy has some problems such as a brain short circuit, and this wedding wedding is not in a hurry to eat a flowing water banquet, even if he has money, what is the matter, is there such a thing?!

The staff found that she was about to collapse, and she said weakly: "You want to divorce, okay, do you have a divorce agreement?" When you get married, your property is in common, and you must have a divorce agreement that spells out the distribution of your property and the maintenance of your children. Who will take your children, and the other party will have to pay ...... every month"

Speaking of which, the staff really wanted to slap herself a few mouths hard, she was really dizzy by such a super genius as Zhan Xia Ge, these two from marriage to divorce, it didn't take more than half an hour to beat the full count, where to steal what children to come out?!

"Divorce Settlement?" Zhan Xia Ge asked seriously: "Is it okay to write by hand?" ”

"Okay!" The staff said weakly: "But the content of your two divorce agreements must be word-for-word, even the punctuation must not be wrong, and then you can sign your name." ”

"It's easy!"

Zhan Xia Ge spontaneously and consciously took out a few pages of printing paper from under the hands of the staff, he grabbed a signature pen, and wrote on it with his usual Zhang Yang font that said that the dragon and the phoenix dance, and the claw and the claw dance: "Zhan Xia Ge and Ya Jie'er agreed to divorce after negotiation, and all the property of the two people, including Zhan Xia Ge himself, belongs to his ex-wife Ya Jie'er. Signed: Song of the Warriors! ”

The two copies of the divorce agreement, which were exactly the same and absolutely generous, were put in front of the staff, and Zhan Xia Ge pulled Yajieer and let out a cheer: "Let's take wedding photos again." In the stunned gaze of everyone, two people who got married in a flash and divorced in a flash went to a second marriage and a remarriage to a bird.

After taking twenty yuan in front of the photographer in the digital center, Zhan Xia Ge and Ya Jie'er finally took a new wedding photo again.

The warrior song was finally satisfied this time, because his Yajieer shot very beautifully, and the photographer finally captured the biggest highlight of Yajieer this time, and finally showed the beauty of Yajieer's combination of rigidity and softness. Zhan Xia Ge nodded and sighed again and again, and returned to the civil affairs hall with Yajie'er.

Everyone maintained the posture just now, and when Zhan Xia Ge and Ya Jie'er left, no one continued to go to the marriage formalities, and everyone's eyes widened, waiting for the follow-up development of the perverted couple to apply for a marriage certificate.

When the two marriage certificates were pinched into their hands again, and the staff put the materials with the wedding photos into the safe, Yajieer suddenly said to Zhan Xia Ge and the staff: "Please wait for me for five minutes." ”

Without waiting for the warrior song and the staff to react, Yajie'er disappeared from the civil affairs hall. Five minutes later, Yajieer walked back to the civil affairs hall with two large plastic bags. When she threw the two plastic bags on the table, even the table let out a moan. Judging from that kind of volume and momentum, Yajieer brought back at least forty catties of candy.

Yajieer pointed to the wedding photo on the new marriage certificate and said indifferently: "Husband, don't just look at me, look at yourself, crooked neck and squinting, ugly to death." Let's get a divorce! ”

(To be continued)