Every day, Wan Likai will send an email to Zhan Xia Ge, on the one hand, to report his work achievements as a life skills supervision instructor of the mobile force, and on the other hand, Wan Likai will also communicate some of the ideas he has gained through continuous learning and charging with his master Zhan Xia Ge.

"The characteristics of a soldier are broadly expressed in three ways. Regard the country, the army and the collective honor first; Sacrifice and dedication as a duty; Can endure what ordinary people can't endure, and what ordinary people can't do! The honor, status, and value of military personnel can best reflect a nation's sense of national defense. ”

"If a country's soldiers are often in an embarrassing position in society, lose the necessary sense of dignity and glory, and even have an inferiority, inferiority, or shabby psychology in front of the people, this is definitely not a good thing, let alone a small thing, because this is not only the sorrow of the soldiers, but also the sorrow of the nation!"

"It would not be surprising if the warriors who sacrificed their lives, health, and happiness to defend their country in a country were not as good as the pot-bellied merchants."

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In these words, most of them are excerpts from other military works by Wan Likai, but every time he sees Wan Likai's letter, Zhan Xia Ge can't help but nod and smile. He could clearly see that Wan Likai, a child, not only taught the soldiers of the Fifth Special Force, so that they could learn what methods to use to slowly integrate into normal life, but he himself became more mature.

In fact, this pair has been together for a very short time, and it can't even be said that they are very familiar with the master and apprentice, so they communicate silently through the Internet and use words, sharing each other's joys and troubles in work and life. In this respect, they are not so much a pair of masters and apprentices, but two good friends who talk about everything.

"Good news for Master! After my unremitting training and step-by-step teaching, I finally succeeded in soaking in ......, no, I pursued a girlfriend! The girl, who liked his toughness and the domineering spirit he exuded when he fought for her in the bar, wanted to sacrifice herself to her hero that night, and as a result, our hero brother ran away from the hotel with lipstick marks all over his body. The arrow has been wound, and it has not been shot, and he is cowardly, so that the girl lies on the bed of the hotel, and it is okay to stare at the ceiling in a daze, and the most excessive thing is that it is said that the two people have dinner together, and the cost of renting a hotel is paid by the girl! I admit that Brother Yan is very handsome, very manly, and the scar on his face that was scratched by artillery shrapnel may be very strong in a woman's eyes, but it won't be mixed to the point of eating soft rice, right?! ”

Seeing Wan Likai's indignant complaints, Zhan Xia Ge shook his head again and smiled bitterly, he thought for a while, and in the light crisp sound of the rapid tapping of the keyboard, Zhan Xia Ge replied: "There is an ancient Chinese saying that a man stands at thirty. The ten years between the ages of twenty and thirty for men are the most precious and important ten years for them! In these ten years, a normal man must rely on unremitting efforts to determine the direction of his future life development, strive to show his strengths, pursue the girls he likes to win their favor, and marry them back home, and form a family that may be simple, but must be happy. Men, they also need to use time and sincerity to carefully cultivate the seeds of friendship with their friends. ”

"But if the soldiers of our Fifth Special Unit have not been eliminated, the most precious ten years between the ages of twenty and thirty will basically be spent in the barracks. After leaving the Fifth Special Force, most of them are over 35 years old, and it will take them five to ten years to adapt to the outside society. Can you imagine how difficult it is for a man who is in his forties and still has no skills to pursue a girl he likes, and the other party also likes him? ”

Writing this, Zhan Xia Ge's fingers suddenly paused, and it took a long time before he continued to write this letter to Wan Likai. "According to my statistics, over the years, more than fifteen percent of the members of the Fifth Special Force have never married for life! Even if they are married, they will not get along with others, but they can persuade girls that the divorce rate is 2.5 times that of normal people! As for the servicemen who were not able to integrate into society at all, could not find their role and place, fell into a mental breakdown, and chose to commit suicide...... It's already up to one hundred and forty-seven! They are all a group of excellent soldiers, and the brutal and high-attrition training did not let them collapse; The dense artillery bombardment of the enemy on the battlefield did not bring them down; Seeing their comrades-in-arms fall in front of them one by one, their blood sprayed on their faces, they did not collapse. But in the face of society, in the face of a new life that they are at a loss for, they collapse! ”

Seeing the reply from the Battle Hero Song, Wan Likai was silent for a long time before replying: "Guarantee to complete the combat mission!" ”

In Ling Yanshan's words, all the things that should be evil, Zhan Xia Ge cunningly handed over to Wan Likai to do!

In a famous paper at West Point, it was said that the only criterion for judging the quality of a military in a peaceful environment is its appearance and style.

The face-saving project is a major feature of China, and even the military is not exempt from vulgarity.

Professional soldiers who have entered the Fifth Special Unit since childhood, have received training time, and have at least ten years more than members of other units, can certainly be called exemplary representatives in this regard. Any person who is brought up from the Fifth Special Force, looking at his absolute standard, absolutely neat and powerful movements, can be called ascending like fire, standing like a pine, sitting like a clock, not moving like a mountain, and invading like fire. Talking to them, that's absolutely streamlined, if you can't say it, don't say it, if you can explain it in one word, you don't need two words. With an expressionless face and a stiff attitude, it's no wonder that these guys, who have been training for nearly a month, are only grim in the bar, and they have attracted the favor of a god knows if it's a little sister by fighting! I don't have the experience of kissing, so I have to go straight to the point, and in the face of a passionate girl, it's strange if I don't hold my head and run away!

What made Wan Likai shake his head and sigh the most was that in these guys, that kind of mistake is a mistake, there is no reason, and the explanation is even more prevaricating the concept that people just want to pour dog blood on them.

Think about it, if you are dating a girl, even if the military has always been known for being punctual, but for various possible reasons, you end up an hour late, and when you walk up to the girl who is already impatient, you just say "I'm sorry, I'm an hour late", and then you don't even have the necessary explanation, and you sit there with a stiff face. Looking at your standard face, as if someone else owes you a thousand yuan and doesn't pay it back, and opens your mouth to borrow 500 yuan, how many girls can still have dinner with you happily?

Girls have to be coaxed, and when necessary, they need to be deceived! Sometimes she knows that you are lying to her, but she just needs you to lie to her, so that she can find a decent step, with a queen-like posture, to forgive you for your mistakes, and by the way warn you not to make an example!

In this situation, after Zhan Xia Ge approved a large amount of training funds, Wan Likai went to the "Moulin Rouge" nightclub again, and invited back more than 50 assistant instructors at a considerable price.

You only need to look at Yan Yan and Zhao Jianping's expressions to guess that these girls are all acquaintances, and they are all the passionate girls who used to sit next to these scouts that night.

The only difference is that these girls are wearing all casual clothes today, and they look more youthful and lovely without the professional shell of heavy makeup. Standing there, dozens of girls looked at the helpless big men in front of them, covered their mouths and chuckled together, and a group of professional soldiers who could kill people on the battlefield without blinking, their faces were even redder.

"Your training session today is very relaxed, so easy that most men can take this as the happiest enjoyment of sincerity."

As soon as Wan Likai spoke, everyone's eyelids, including his senior brother Zhao Jianping, couldn't help but jump. Everyone knows that when Wan Likai, a super perverted, shameless, and obscene life skills supervision instructor, shows that weird smile on his face, and as soon as he shows this kind of vigilant voice, perverted, shameless, and obscene training methods will pop out one after another.

"You really don't have to be so nervous, your task today is to disperse all of you and spend six hours with these lovely girls shopping, eating, chatting, dating, and spending the training funds sent to you by the way." When Wan Likai said this, with an absolutely evil smile, he added a sentence that would never happen in a short period of time: "If you are in love, you can not come back at night!" ”

"Senior Brother ......" Zhao Jianping, who knew that something was wrong, although he also knew Wan Likai's evil surname, he still couldn't help but pull Wan Likai into a corner, and pleaded again in the hope of getting a special exception, "This training, I'll be exempted." Brother, you see, I already have a wife, I'm about to become a father, and I don't have any problems in this area for a long time, you can't encourage me to make mistakes in life! ”

Faced with the absolutely terrible crisis in front of him, Zhao Jianping cautiously reminded: "Besides, junior brother, if you do this, you will destroy the military marriage!" It's not good for you, for me, for Master, or for Master, right?! ”

Wan Likai smiled. I really didn't see it, it turned out that he, the eldest brother, was actually full of intelligence, and now he even found out the excuse of "destroying the military marriage"!

"Senior brother, it's not me who is a junior brother who said you, you are also in your forties, and you have a wife who is about to become a father, can't your thoughts be simpler?"

As soon as Wan Likai opened his mouth, Zhao Jianping's eyes widened, when it came to military technology, ten Wan Likai together on the battlefield were not Zhao Jianping's opponents, but when it came to bickering, I was afraid that if a hundred Zhao Jianping were recast, they might not be able to please Wan Likai's hands. Wan Likai gently patted the senior brother's shoulder and said in a low voice: "Senior brother, you can see clearly, they are all girls under the age of twenty, with an outstanding beauty like my sister-in-law marrying you, you don't have to think about the old cow eating tender grass anymore." Wouldn't it be okay to just treat this date as shopping with your daughter? ”

Zhao Jianping's body suddenly stiffened.

Wan Likai really didn't know that this senior brother, when his name was still "Zhao Haiping", he had encountered the most tragic life. If his daughter Zhao Pan is still alive and well, she should be like these girls in front of her, beautiful, healthy and lively, and she will be like a happy bird, holding his father's arm tightly and wandering the street together, using her beauty and youth to attract the attention of every pedestrian on the road, right?!

Zhao Jianping silently walked up to a girl who looked to be smiling the sweetest, with big eyes, and a face with a kind of innocence that might be called a child, and stretched out his hand.

Seeing that even Zhao Jianping, the senior brother, could not be spared, everyone could only sigh in their hearts. Because of the natural surname of soldiers, they still silently accepted this kind of training method, which is not allowed by policy and can be called taboo in the army.

A group of people just dispersed with their "girlfriends", and soon, they tasted the pain of this training.

They are soldiers, and they are immobile and aggressive like fire. These soldiers, who could march a hundred or dozens of miles of mountain roads in one night, silently opened their legs and walked in a hurry, and then they were surprised to see that the girls took out a small notebook from their handbags, and compared it with a list, not knowing what was written on it. These girls, who got a lot of employment money from Wan Likai, and got guidance and training, their eyes rolled like that, and they still read softly in their mouths: "If you walk more than ten kilometers per hour, throw your girlfriend aside, and according to the assessment regulations, five points will be deducted!" ”

Everyone's eyes widened, no wonder Wan Likai let them act alone, originally thought that in this case, Wan Likai was too weak to monitor their actions at all, let alone rate their behavior. It turns out that today's training, the person in charge of grading, is the so-called "girlfriend" in front of you?!

The girl casually played with the notebook in her hand, looked at the big boy in front of her with great interest, who obviously had a strong male surname charm and power, but was so simple and cute, and said with a smile: "Come and beg me, if you can say something nice and make me happy, maybe ...... You don't have to deduct these five points! ”

If we had changed to the past, the soldiers of the Fifth Special Unit, who were honest and honest, who had received all formal Chinese-style education and the ideological and political influence of the military, would never have accepted this phenomenon of opening the back door to cover up their mistakes.

But...... That's a terrible five!

Eighty points are excellent, sixty points are pass, if less than sixty points...... Thinking of Wan Likai's make-up exam, everyone couldn't help but shudder. In the face of a beautiful and cheerful girl, to admit that it is not a very serious mistake, to snatch back this fatal five points, is better than to stand on the street of the city with the most people during the make-up exam, shouting loudly "I am handsome, I am cool, I am strong, I am very powerful, I want to find a girlfriend, the more the merrier" and the like, by thousands of people, it is a hundred times better to taste the white eyes of thousands of people, right?

"I ...... Wrong! ”

"Hey, did you apologize like that?" The girl's eyes widened, "Please, I have the intention to let you go, can you also show some sincerity?" When others look at your expressionless face, they think that you have been wronged, and then they bear the burden of humiliation and confession to me, a rude girl! ”

For the sake of this precious five points, I don't know how many of the most elite soldiers of the Fifth Special Unit were sweating profusely.

"Laugh, you have to smile at me first. Don't tell me that your facial nerves are short-circuited and you won't laugh from birth! The girl showed a sun-like smile, stretched out her finger to the corner of her lips, and said, "The lines on your face are very beautiful and have a sense of surname, but it is not a pleasing thing to look at all the time when you have been so stiff." Look at the way I look, let the corners of your lips slightly up, raise a small arc, and bring out a shallow smile, this combination of rigidity and softness can really show the charm of a man! ”

In the end, seeing this stupid guy in front of her, at this time, she couldn't even master the simplest skill of smiling, the girl was really anxious, she took a few steps forward, stretched out the thumbs of her hands, pressed directly on the other party's face, brought out a ridiculous shape, and said: "I don't feel it, you just need to do it to this extent!" ”

Looking at the girls who are clinging to their chests, trying to make themselves understand what a smile is, feeling the youthful breath on their bodies, looking at their faces that are full of bullet surnames because they are young, and with a strange and seductive face, I don't know how many people, although because of the profession they are engaged in, they instinctively have a kind of resistance, but because of the natural surname that attracts different surnames, and there is a faint loss for a moment. When they involuntarily relax their bodies, a trace of male creatures, when facing a different surname, naturally show the beauty and splendour, and has been deeply engraved into the depths of their lives, inadvertently released the proud temperament, instantly brightened the eyes of those girls who thought they were well-informed.

They do have the capital of pride, maybe they don't know how to persuade girls, and they don't know what methods to use to make girls like them. But these soldiers who can enter every five special forces have a masculine beauty that is becoming more and more rare in real society.

When the girl finally gritted her teeth gently and gently passed her hand through the crook of these men's arms, many people glared and said, "Can your body relax a little, why is it so hard like a zombie?!" ”

It was in this kind of training where happiness and pain coexisted that these soldiers of the Fifth Special Unit understood that when shopping with girls, especially with their "girlfriends", they should stand on the left with a chivalrous demeanor. In this way, the oncoming car will not hurt the girl they protect with their bodies. They understand that when they get together with these girls, they have to walk as slowly as possible and their bodies have to soften. The voice should be soft, and the expression should be soft.

"Can you please stand here and wait for me, it will only take a minute."

Facing the face of Grim, who was full of sunshine and masculinity, and who was now sold, with a hint of a smile, what else could a girl who was paired with him say, she nodded vigorously and approved Grim's request, which was not excessive.

Grim let go of the girl next to him, he suddenly opened his legs, strode forward, and in a blink of an eye, he surpassed eleven or twelve pedestrians on the road, and let a woman who thought that someone was trying to snatch her backpack showed a suspicious look at Grim. At the speed of the walking competition, he walked forward about 30 meters, and then returned to his "girlfriend" and assistant instructor at the same speed. Grim faced the girl with an inexplicable face, showed a big smile, and at the same time stretched out his right hand, "Walking with small broken steps is really going to kill me, now I'm much better, let's continue!" ”

Looking at the grim face with a smile and a serious face, the girl with him really couldn't cry or laugh, she had never seen such a man shopping with a girl in her life. What she doesn't know is that there are definitely not a few people who make the same request to the "girlfriend" around her!

To be honest, it is also quite a good choice to combine the stoicism of the soldiers of the Fifth Special Force with the surname Tian that suddenly broke out when a woman went shopping. When the girls entered the store to choose what they liked, they stood outside the door like door gods, and even if they stood for half an hour, there was not the slightest impatience on their faces. Dragged by girls from street to street, ordinary men have long been turned and are about to get tired, they still look calm and calm, holding large bags of things in their arms. Except for the occasional request of "you wait for me here for a minute", they are simply the most perfect followers and entourage, and the worst but obedient "boyfriend".

They ate in a hurry, a few spoons down, a plate of Italian macaroni was eaten by them, they looked at the small serrated tooth, not sharp table knife in their hands, and then look at the black pepper steak in front of them, which is only three ripe, with blood, and it is not easy to cut, if it weren't for their tiger tooth fighting saber, which has been all confiscated by Wan Likai, God knows if these guys will do anything to cut steak directly with a fighting saber in a Western restaurant!

Their appetites were so good that they could eat the food that the girl in front of them could eat in three days. When some people used torn bread to dip the black pepper steak gravy on the plate in a big way, and then threw it into their mouths, they found that the people around them had cast strange glances, and the girl sitting opposite finally couldn't help it, she lowered her voice and threatened: "Sven, Sven, Sven!" If you show this vulgar appearance again, I will deduct three points from your image! ”

The man who was still holding half a piece of bread in his hand, looked at the plate in front of him, half of the plate had been wiped clean, and then looked at the "girlfriend" who had taken out the notebook and would deduct three points for his grades at any time, he hesitated slightly, or used the half piece of bread to carefully wipe the vegetable juice on the plate, and then put this half of the bread into his mouth.

"On my first day at school, my teacher told me to learn to cherish every grain of food and to learn to respect food, because these things represent the continuation of life! I know that in this kind of high-end restaurant, even if you are not full, you will leave some food on your plate as a way to show yourself and have good social etiquette. But in my eyes, there is no practical meaning in doing so, except for hypocrisy and disregard for the fruits of other people's labor. Therefore, I would rather have three points deducted by you than learn to waste food for the sake of so-called Sven and etiquette! ”

With the development of society today, it is difficult for ordinary people to understand the special feelings that these soldiers who have undergone the most brutal survival training, on the one hand, strive to advance to the destination, and on the other hand, in nature, strive to find all kinds of food that can satisfy hunger and provide the necessary calories and nutrients for the body. As they say, food is the continuation of life, and on the battlefield, the role of food is not much worse than the weapons in their hands!

In the end, the plates were wiped clean, and the bread used to serve the meal was eaten without even a single crumb left. The girl who was holding a pen in her hand and was already planning to write something in the notebook looked at the serious and serious face of the man in front of her, but she couldn't help but hesitate. In the end, the girl bit her lip and left a note on the notebook with a deduction of one point.

"I understand your respect for food, but in fact, we go there to work girls, which family environment will be good? Of course, you have your own reasons for doing this, but if you look around us, all the people are looking at us, and if you insist on doing this, it will embarrass the people around you. You must know that sitting at the same table, in the eyes of others, we are a whole, girls are very face-saving, we all hope that our boyfriend can have a manhood like you, but we also hope that when two people are alone, the boyfriend can face himself, revealing a gentle and considerate side. I think thoughtfulness is also a powerful man, a noble quality, right? ”

The ups and downs of life have given these girls who attend classes during the day and earn living expenses in nightclubs at night, perhaps because of their tuition fees, to have a life experience that far surpasses their peers, and a vision of knowing people and seeing things. She gently looked at the man in front of her, who listened to her words and was a little uneasy, and said softly: "You know, you are really a cute, a little self-righteous, and a big boy who likes to take principles seriously!" I don't know why there are people like you, but I think if a girl hadn't been angry with you at first, or scared away by your straight face, she would have really liked you! ”

When the second food was brought to the table, the man who was eating with the girl was obviously a lot more gentle, and in the end he tore the bread for the meal into small pieces and threw them into his mouth, and did not insist any longer, but had to use the bread to wipe the juice on the plate. But this girl swears that there will never be a piece of meat on his plate that can be scooped up with a fork!

In addition to the absolute respect for food, there is another interesting thing about these men. According to the mission goal set by Wan Likai in advance, these girls, without exception, pulled their boyfriends into their favorite clothing stores, and it seems that every girl has the hobby of dressing up her "boyfriend" decently. What's more, this is a task, with the shopping invoice, you can be fully reimbursed by Wanlikai.

Without exception, these men all prefer jackets with more durable materials and absolutely old-fashioned styles, and the pants they choose are even more fat, which makes these girls sigh, they really waste their strong body that has been trained for more than ten years.

It doesn't matter if you change your top, but almost all of them refuse to change clothes such as jeans, and refuse to put anything on their body, including keychains and tie clips, that are too hard to fix, and they shake their heads like a rattle for the kind of gadgets that may make a sound when they move.

The pants are too tight, and they can only lift their legs to ninety degrees at most, which is certainly enough for a normal person, but for these soldiers, it is tantamount to adding a layer of hard shell that makes them uncomfortable. As for the ornaments that are too hard to fix, and the little things that make a sound when they move, they are their great enemies, and they have been taught from an early age not to carry anything on their bodies that has no practical effect, but which may hurt or be attacked.

Sometimes, they can also get the grace of the instructor, sit together and watch some videos of the [***] people in the song, the most incomprehensible thing for these soldiers of the Fifth Special Unit is that those soldiers who participated in the Vietnam War on the front line of the war actually held a harmonica on a moonless night, and played the song "The Fifteenth Moon" there.

At the forefront of the war, where the supply line could be cut off by the enemy at any time, it is strange enough to take a harmonica with you without trying to take a few more bullets with you. What makes these soldiers of the Fifth Special Force even more incomprehensible is that this guy is a rookie egg, he likes to be cool, and he doesn't know how to play the harmonica in the middle of the night, where did his squad leader, platoon commander, and company commander die? How would a recruit be allowed to guide the direction of his troops for the enemy's artillery in such a righteous way?!

In just six hours, this group of soldiers has learned a lot, to put it simply. With the big wood trained by the Fifth Special Force, when they go on a blind date in the society, they can only last an average of 30 minutes with the girls, and they have carried out the great process of 12 blind dates in this training promoted by Wan Likai. Having had such an experience, I believe that in the thirteenth blind date, as long as they can keep in mind the lessons and experiences of the past, reduce the number of singles for this society, obtain true love for themselves, and then find a new outlook on life, the possibility of surname will definitely increase greatly.

The most surprising thing is that Zhao Jianping, who is the most wooden, actually got a full score.

The girl wrote in her notebook: "If he were my 'boyfriend,' he would be 100 percent unqualified, and he would have kept a considerable distance from me, as if I had a plague with fleas, so that I had to suspect that he looked down on me." When I first saw him like this, I really wanted to give him a big duck egg! But soon, I liked the feeling of being with him, he reminded me of my late father, and his smile was the same as mine, and he seemed very kind and gentle. He took me straight to the playground, and he played with me whatever I wanted. There we played merry-go-rounds, batmobiles and roller coasters, and that's where I dreamed of letting my dad take me when I was a kid! ”

Seeing this, Wan Likai could only shake his head and smile bitterly, Zhao Jianping really regarded that girl as his daughter. 1,000 yuan to hire a "daughter" who only has to work six hours a part-time job, plus the two of them spend in the playground and restaurant, the total cost of expenditure is more than 1,500 yuan, the cost price of such a "daughter" is inevitably too high, right?!

In an email to Zhan Xia Ge, Wan Likai wrote: "This kind of training has already shown good results just once, and they at least know the etiquette and details that must be paid attention to when accompanying girls on a shopping date." I think as long as they are exposed to more inspiring books, films and television works, and do more training like this, they will be able to truly master life skills such as marrying a wife and having children! ”

After Zhan Xia Ge saw this email, he didn't rush to reply to Wan Likai, he stretched out his hand and flicked the desktop gently, muttering to himself: "Do a few more times of this kind of training, and find a nightclub escort lady to be an assistant instructor, I can read it once!" Apprentice, in view of the fact that I am very satisfied with your work performance, and I, the master, am embarrassed to squeeze you too much, so I will be gracious and remove you from the position of 'Life Skills Supervision Instructor' as soon as possible, which will only make you enemies everywhere!" ”

At the same time as Ling Yanshan was relieved of Wan Likai's position, new appointments were also issued: Zhao Jianping and Yan Yan were appointed as Wan Likai's "military skills supervision instructors", and they were fully responsible for the teaching and training of Wan Likai's basic military skills. The two of them have the right to transfer any non-instructor member, including the Mobile Unit and the Fifth Special Force, to assist according to the needs of their own training courses, or send Wan Likai to any training camp of the Fifth Special Force for re-education!

What is the rotation of Feng Shui for 30 years?

When he received the above order, Wan Likai was dumbfounded.

And Yan Yan smiled, even an honest person like Zhao Jianping couldn't help but lick his lips when he looked at Wan Likai.

(To be continued)