Zhao Jianping's group of people who have received the most rigorous training, can eat dried moss that even wild goats can't swallow, can do simple surgery for their comrades on the battlefield with bullets flying around, and are known as professional soldiers who can adapt to any combat terrain and have the strongest survivability, just like a group of primary school students, honestly sitting in the luxury travel bus, looking at the endless crowd outside the street, looking at the girls who are brisk and smiling, and are in a good mood in this pretty good weather. They were all dumbfounded.

Zhao Jianping walked to Wan Likai's side, quietly pulled his sleeve, and whispered: "I didn't join the Fifth Special Force since I was a child, and I already have a wife and am about to become a father." Senior brother, you see today's training for young people, can I, an old man in my forties, just ...... Excused?! ”

"In nature, all creatures that secrete male hormones have the instinct to pursue a different surname and then obtain the right to mate. Looking at your embarrassed appearance, could it be that even this kind of male instinct has disappeared? ”

Wan Likai said without scruples that made everyone's teeth "creak" with hatred, he glanced at Zhao Jianping, who was standing cautiously beside him, waiting for him, the life skills supervision instructor and second junior brother, the compassionate senior brother, and finally said earnestly: "Senior brother, I know your situation, but as a soldier, you must not engage in specialization, face challenges and training, and you can't think of being a deserter." Since you can soak the eldest sister of our military advisor Ling Yanshan, and at the age of forty, when a man is the most golden and has the most charm with a different surname, I think this training should be familiar with the road, the old horse knows the way, and is at ease for the senior brother, right?! ”

What is the villain's ambition?

Just look at Wan Likai's face now, and you'll understand! Wan Likai glanced at his watch and said, "I'll repeat today's training again." As long as it is within the scope of national law, no matter what method you use, I can 'pursue' a girlfriend and bring her to me within four hours, with excellent grades; I hope that everyone will face up to this training, it is definitely not a prank, it is not a joke, and I believe you also understand what it means to you if you have a bad score on the training list. Time is limited, so let's hurry up! ”

proposed such a perverted training course, inspired by a variety show that Wan Likai watched. A few contestants who participated in the election for attractive girls, they stood on the street, accosting pedestrians on the road, or taking the initiative to approach, depending on who could ask the pedestrians on the road for their phone numbers in the shortest possible time. The girl who won the first place successfully completed the task in only two minutes, and the last place took only fifteen minutes.

Even if these members of the Fifth Special Force do not have the lovely faces of those charming girls, but in their bodies, there is also a male masculinity that is increasingly lacking in this city made of steel and concrete. Dozens of people stepped out of the luxury bus and stood there blankly, the same excellence, the same sturdiness, the same danger and seriousness, and it would be a lie to say that they did not have the charm to attract the attention of girls.

If they're willing to try, in four hours, there's always someone who can get the job done, right? Even if you can't complete the task, as a soldier who is too confident in himself and too proud, he will be hit a lot, and learn to face this society with a zero mentality again!

In addition to various news programs, the soldiers of the Fifth Special Force, who basically don't watch TV, let alone read romance novels, stand on the street with their faces looking at each other. Everyone set their eyes on Zhao Jianping, the oldest among them and who had two wives. Zhao Jianping was so frightened that he waved his hand again and again, and the usually honest man suddenly became flexible at this time, "Don't count on me, look at me like this, it's clear that I am a rustic and moneyless country uncle who has just entered the city." Unless it's a girl with a special hobby, who can take a fancy to me?! Besides, if I go and talk to a girl on the side of the road and let your sister-in-law know, even if it's a training mission, I won't be able to eat and walk around! This kind of thing, you young people should do it, maybe, you can really take this opportunity to find an ideal life partner! ”

Everyone present must admit that a man like Zhao Jianping, who looks as ordinary as a pebble on the side of the street, has few banknotes in his pocket like a piece of meat poured on beef ramen, and speaks like a potato, can really like his girl...... Alternative!

A group of big men stood there, looking directly at the girls in the past, that kind of concentration, as if their gaze had a perspective function, and could directly explore the most plump existence inside through the cover of those girls' coats. Frightened, the girls around them who noticed that this group of men had different attitudes covered their breasts with the things in their hands and fled one by one.

Standing in a pile like an idiot, he wasted half an hour, and finally someone cautiously suggested: "Otherwise, let's call Zhang Funian and them." I guess they're pretty proficient at this kind of task, right? ”

"No need!" It has a lot to do with Zhan Xia Ge, and he has already learned the severity of courage in him, and he waved his hand vigorously and said: "We all know the truth that ponies cross the river, without personal practice, no matter how much others say, we can't tell which methods are suitable for us and which are not suitable for us." I'm going to explore the way first! ”

In the midst of all expectations, Grim reached out and stopped a group of girls who looked to be in their early twenties, probably college students. Zhan Xia Ge's favorite study is behavioral psychology, and after getting along with him for a long time, he has more or less understood the severity of the situation. Now he is alone, and he is facing six or seven girls, and there is a serious imbalance in the proportion of numbers, and in the case of a large number of people, the defensive psychology of this group of girls will be greatly weakened, and it will be easier to listen to serious requests.

Grim first looked at the girls in front of him, showing a bright smile like the sun god Apollo. The Song of War Heroes once said that getting along with others is a mirror, and if you smile at him, he will smile at you in turn.

This sentence is really not wrong, in the face of the appearance is quite outstanding, the temperament is absolutely tough, but with a knightly bright smile of the grim, although a few girls are a little surprised, but finally did not show hostility in the face of the sudden accosting.

Grim greeted the smiling eyes of several girls, sniffing the light fragrance of the girl emanating from them, and his heartbeat suddenly accelerated inexplicably. Yan Yan took a deep breath and shouted loudly: "My name is Yan Jun, may I ask, is anyone willing to be my girlfriend?" ”

A group of girls looked at each other, to be honest, the big boy in front of them looked very good, and he already matched the image of half a prince charming in their minds, and they had seen a lot of men who accosted them on the road. But is there such a straightforward guy who doesn't confess to the object?

Listening to his tone, how can it seem like a random woman, as long as she nods, she can be his girlfriend?

People get along with each other, the most important thing is sincerity. With an honest attitude and a sincere and focused expression, he directly said what he wanted in his heart: "No matter who it is, as long as I can be my girlfriend for three and a half hours." ”

Three-and-a-half-hour girlfriend?!

Sitting in the luxury bus, listening carefully to the soldiers of the Fifth Special Force through radio equipment, Wan Likai, who was the first "pickle girl operation", stretched out his hand to cover his forehead, and let out a helpless sigh. This guy is grim, and he doesn't understand 100% what he means by saying this!

The girls' faces have changed, and the reckless guy in front of them is either playing a prank on them, or an out-and-out bastard and pervert!

Seeing the expressions of these girls, he secretly exclaimed in his heart, but he insisted on the purpose of the soldiers of the Fifth Special Force who would never flinch lightly, and at this time, he also tried to remedy it. Anyway, Wan Likai's order was just for them to bring his girlfriend to him within four hours, and Yan Yan stretched out his hand and pointed to the luxury bus parked in the parking lot, and sincerely suggested: "If you think three and a half hours is still too long, accompany me to that car, only need to be my girlfriend for five minutes, it's enough!" ”

"Enough for you big-headed ghost!"

"You big pervert!"

"Pervert!"

Handbags, plastic bags with books, half-drunk soda cans, half-eaten ice cream, all smashed together until now, I don't know what went wrong.

The first pony crosses the river and ends in a fiasco.

After receiving a call for help from the guys on the first floor, Zhang Funian blinked his eyes for a long time, and then said angrily: "You know how to use a computer, can you check information on the Internet?" On the Internet, there are many treasures and cheats such as 'Thirty-six Strategies for Pickling Girls' and 'Pickling Girls'. Check it out for yourself! ”

From this time on, the professional soldiers of the Fifth Special Unit who received Wan Likai's training also learned to run to places like Internet cafes, peeping into the QQ number that the girls around them were chatting with like a thief, and then opened the so-called "Pickle Girl Treasure Book", and used the QQ that he had just applied for less than half an hour, and even copied and self-innovated all kinds of sweet words that could be tired of people to death, and passed them to the girls in large sections.

In the end, the other party stopped talking, and they heard the girl next to them muttering in a low voice: "Why is there such a disgusting man!" ”

Take a closer look, oh, my QQ number was dragged into the blacklist by the girl.

Although some people say that the first person who compares girls to flowers is a genius, the second is a talent, the third is a mediocre talent, and the fourth is a stupid talent, but the bright and beautiful roses are still the favorite gift that every girl receives. This is their heavenly surname that will not change in another thousand years! So, don't be afraid of being laughed at as 'corny', buy a big bouquet of beautiful roses and give it to the girl you're going to pursue! ”

Under the guidance of such a "love book" that may be written by a girl and is full of romance and beauty, Li Chunai, a soldier who is 210 centimeters tall, looks like a tiger's back, uses a single soldier "Grint Vulcan Cannon" on the battlefield, and always carries 5,000 spare bullets on his body, is definitely a big spender when he buys roses. At the suggestion of the owner of the flower shop, he bought a hundred and ninety-nine roses, and then stood on the street with constant traffic, and when he saw a girl, he sent a rose. Through fifteen minutes of social practice, Li Chunai has learned to be obedient a little bit, and every time he gives out a rose, he will obediently add a sentence: "Take it, don't need money!" ”

Many girls calmly took the roses handed over by Li Chunai, but Li Chunai's later words were enough to scare most of them into running away immediately: "My name is Li Chunai, you accepted my roses, and you are my girlfriend." Let's go on a date! ”

If Li Chunai hadn't stopped there, he would have stood out from the crowd, his wrists were so thick that even the largest handcuffs would have been dwarfed, and his "gentle" smile was too shocking, otherwise someone would have beaten Li Chunai a long time ago.

He likes to stand on the street, like handing out leaflets, mixing ordinary roses for five yuan a branch with "blue enchantress" roses for twenty yuan a branch, and sending them when he sees younger and more beautiful girls, which is his freedom. But his attitude is too arrogant, and he is too blind, right?

Is there such a guy who asks to dig into the corner of the wall and rob someone else's girlfriend in front of the girl's boyfriend?!

What made Wan Likai want to cry the most was when a woman in her forties, wearing a chengguan armband, stepped on roses all over the ground, unceremoniously snatched more than half of the incriminating evidence in Li Chunai's hand, and sent a fine sheet to Li Chunai with an expressionless face. This living treasure-level character even looked up and down at the chengguan aunt who was old enough to be his mother, Li Chunai hesitated for a long time, out of a soldier's dedication to completing the task, he still seriously proposed: "Are you willing to be my girlfriend?" It only takes two hours, no, five minutes! ”

Looking at Li Chunai, who showed a tragic aura like "feeding the tiger with his body" on his face, like preparing to blow up the enemy's fortress with an explosive bag, this time, even the urban management aunt couldn't help but run away!

……

Four hours later, the children of the Fifth Special Unit, whose heads were filled with all kinds of "love books" and "36 strategies for picking up girls", did not successfully complete the task. Wan Likai looked at the group of elite soldiers in front of him who were like defeated roosters, and were beaten by the girls on the side of the road, and groaned for a moment, and said, "Everyone prepare, and make up for the exam in a week!" ”

A group of soldiers with the strongest combat ability in the world and the most tenacious vitality on the battlefield looked at each other, and even they did not know whether their expressions were crying or laughing. Although Wan Likai is a super bastard, at least he gave them a chance to retake the exam.

In seven days, everyone began to read all kinds of romance novels and some idol romance TV dramas that can only be described as garbage in South Korea. Everyone on the second floor, as long as they have talked about girlfriends and have a track record of success, are caught by the soldiers on the first floor and become their love advisers and staff officers.

When seven days later, even if everyone could not be called confident, they were finally taken to the city again by Wan Likai, Wan Likai put a big bamboo basket in front of them, and ordered lightly: "Give me all the money and valuable things on your body." When the assessment is over, I will return it to you without any mistakes. ”

After exploiting everyone to nothing, Wan Likai said: "It seems that finding a job like a girlfriend is indeed too difficult for those of you who are already in a state of instinctive degradation. Well, this time we're going to play a simpler game, and I'm going to relax my time, and this time I'm going to give you eight hours. On the premise that it does not violate the laws of the country, those who can earn 1,000 yuan during the assessment period are considered excellent, and those who earn 500 yuan are qualified. ”

A group of people who thought they were ready were dumbfounded again. Except for Zhao Jianping, all of them have never worked in their lives, never done business, and have never been on the talent market, give each of them eight hours to earn at least five hundred yuan, where do you let them go?!

There are jobs that can earn five hundred or even a thousand dollars in eight hours, and there should be a lot of them. However, they thought and thought, and it seemed that they could no longer find any other professional expertise in them except for war.

If Wan Likai can get rid of the agreement of "no breaking the law and discipline" and become a professional killer or bodyguard, the dozens of people present are all familiar with the road and can be caught.

Zhang Funian, who was once again disturbed by the phone calls from the brothers on the first floor, was also anxious now, why did these guys call and ask this kind of dumbfounded idiot question? Zhang Funian replied: "You don't know anything except killing people, and you want to earn 500 yuan in eight hours without breaking the law and discipline, right?" Find a broken bowl, preferably one with a notch, and take a bamboo stick, and lie down on the road, saying, 'Have pity on me, little beggar,' and wait for those who have eye problems and psychological problems to throw five hundred dollars into your bowl!" ”

"Smack!"

The phone was hung up.

Yan Yan and Zhao Jianping and his party looked at each other, and after a long time, Yan Yan said in a deep voice: "At this time, I must admit that I have no way to make five hundred yuan in eight hours, let alone earn money for renting a luxury yacht in a few days, like the people of the Alpha Special Forces." However, as Brother Zhan Xia Ge said, the only way we can face a challenge is to face it, so that at least we have a chance to let go of the fight. If we choose to run away, then we won't even have a chance to fight. Let's all spread out and fight on our own! ”

A group of soldiers of the Fifth Special Force, whose self-confidence had been challenged like never before, silently dispersed.

Eight hours later, when they regrouped in front of Wan Likai, they all had more or less a few bills in their hands. Wan Likai took out a notebook used to record everyone's training results, and the first batch of people who walked in front of Wan Likai were Xie Yuran and Yan Yan, who came together, and it was a smell of rot. In fact, Yan Yan and Xie Yuran, as soon as the two of them walked into the tour bus, a rotten smell spread from their bodies throughout the entire carriage.

"The two of us rummaged through the garbage bins for a day, and we were lucky enough to sell them for nearly 200 yuan at the purchase station." There was a strong sour smell all over his body, and his grim expression was still very calm, and he found that everyone was staring at him and Xie Yuran, he glanced at the juice that was stained on his clothes and had a splashing effect, and said grimly and lightly: "This is lost by some children who also pick up rags." The two of us robbed them of their jobs and took the money that belonged to them, and it is normal for them to have opinions and not dare to clash with us head-on, so it is normal to throw a few rotten fruits out of anger. ”

Two professional soldiers who had experienced the most tragic war, were not hit by bullets poured from heavy machine guns on the battlefield, and were not killed by the main gun of the T80 tank, were actually hit by a few rotten fruits!

Wan Likai found that he was really too young, too young to understand why the two soldiers standing in front of him could stand still calmly, allowing a few children to pick up the rags and throw rotten tomatoes and rotten apples at them.

But I don't know why, in the face of these two men who looked stupid and stupid, and their whole body exuded a smell of rotten tomatoes, Wan Likai only felt that his throat was dry.

Zhao Jianping also earned eighty yuan, Wan Likai really wanted to know how Zhao Jianping, a man in his forties and his eldest brother, wore a red ribbon printed with "XX Beauty Salon Special Reward", and stood on the street with a group of work-study little girls, handing out coupons and flyers to pedestrians on the road. Wan Likai has never done such a job, but he knows that to do such a job, standing on the street, he must stop one strange pedestrian after another with a mechanized smile, and carefully deliver the discount coupons in his hand, which are actually worthless, and the leaflets called urban garbage, to the hands of pedestrians.

Qualified pedestrians, when encountering such a situation, will reach out and take the flyers and coupons, and when they walk in front of the next trash can, they will throw these prints into the trash can. If you don't understand, you can shake your hand to show that you don't need such a thing. But there are also a considerable number of pedestrians who may be in a bad mood, and who may have finally found a sense of personal superiority, will walk you straight over as if you were air, or simply tilt their heads, roll their eyes, and squeeze a disdainful snort out of their throats.

Wan Likai didn't know how many white eyes Zhao Jianping had suffered, but this honest and wooden senior brother still had a bright smile on his face at this time.

"I got a thirty dollar bonus!" Although he did not complete the task of five hundred yuan, Zhao Jianping's face was shining, "My salary for distributing flyers a day is fifty yuan, and I saw that many people threw the flyers and coupons we sent out to the ground. I picked them up again and continued to distribute them to passers-by on the road, only to have the manager sneak out and patrol and see me doing so. At the summary meeting in the afternoon, I was praised in public for this incident. ”

Wan Likai nodded vigorously, "Yes, a serious and responsible person like Senior Brother is really worthy of praise!" ”

Li Chunai walked in front of Wan Likai, he lowered his head and looked at his empty hands, and did not speak. Seeing that Li Chunai was soaked in sweat and didn't know how many times, stained with cement again, and put on a layer of [***] shell clothes, you don't need to ask Wan Likai to know that Li Chunai should have found a construction site and worked as a temporary worker in it for a day.

However, perhaps Li Chunai, who was supposed to make the most money, did not bring back a penny.

Li Chunai did not speak, in the eyes of the soldiers, failure in the performance of the mission is failure, there is no reason, and the explanation is a cowardly behavior that tries to pass the buck. But Wan Likai needed to know the reason, he thought for a moment and asked, "Did they pay their debts?" ”

Li Chunai nodded vigorously, "We agreed to settle the salary on the same day, I did a double job, in order to make more money, I didn't even eat lunch for two yuan and five cents per person." As a result, in the evening, he actually told me that the foreman was not there, and that he could not settle the settlement, and asked me to go again tomorrow! ”

Wan Likai raised his eyebrows and said, "Okay, I won't fill in your results today, and when you get your fair share of salary tomorrow, you can report to me." ”

Seeing a look of surprise on Li Chunai's face, he nodded vigorously and vigorously, but Wan Likai was secretly shaking his head, looking at this situation, even if Li Chunai passed over tomorrow, he might not be able to receive his salary. Sometimes, in this society, you don't necessarily get your fair share of what you give. Through Li Chunai's matter, it is also a good choice to let everyone learn this knowledge earlier, right?!

Fifty people, in eight hours, earned a total of two thousand seven hundred and twenty-five dollars. Looking at the stack of banknotes in his hand, Wan Likai was silent for a long time, he suddenly inhaled, and said in a slightly astringent voice: "I think everyone hasn't had lunch, why don't we use the money we earned ourselves to have a good meal?!" ”

Looking at the training courses and syllabus that he had personally formulated in the notebook, what he said suddenly sounded in Wan Likai's ears, "Each of them is an expert in the fields of driving, fighting, shooting, and explosives, and they can survive to the maximum in any kind of worst terrain." No one can take the lives of our soldiers of the 5th Special Unit without paying a price! But at the same time, each and every one of them is an idiot in life. I think they would rather die honorably on the battlefield and be wrapped in horse leather than leave the army because of injuries and disability to face an ordinary and strange society, right? I don't know when, my brothers will shed blood on the battlefield, but I never want these brothers, after bleeding on the battlefield, to return to the society they have protected with their blood and lives, and then shed tears! ”

It was only at this time that Wan Likai really understood why Master would let a big boy like him, who was just twenty-three years old and had no systematic training at all, let alone combat experience, serve as the life skills supervision instructor of these professional soldiers. These soldiers, who live in a fixed range and are incompatible with the outside world, have too many defects in their bodies under the most traditional education.

They are proud. Of course, each of them has the capital of pride, but at the same time, they do not know how to interact harmoniously with people other than their comrades-in-arms. They are in their own circle, self-contained, and what they have between them is a friendship that has been accumulated over a long period of time and through countless trials that can make them live and die together.

But one day, after they leave the familiar barracks and leave the comrades-in-arms they get along with day and night, they may not find close friends for a long time, let alone pursue a girl who can make their hearts move. It took them fifteen years or more to learn all kinds of professional knowledge in the barracks, and in ordinary society, there is no room for play.

Wan Likai doesn't want to imagine how such a group of soldiers, with scars on their bodies, with a kind of fatigue and emptiness of being expelled, with dozens or millions, they paid their youth without regrets in exchange for the retirement money, and when they walked into a completely unfamiliar and so ordinary society that lacked passion and confrontation, how they reset their positions and how to slowly learn to get along with others. Or...... They will not be able to give up their pride in belonging to the world's most elite soldiers for the rest of their lives, and they will not be able to integrate into society and get along with normal and ordinary people for the rest of their lives?!

Wan Likai is even more reluctant to imagine how society will face such a group of purest killing machines that have been trained by the state and the army for a long time.

They don't understand anything but being proficient in killing and destroying. If they had understood, they wouldn't have snatched the garbage from the garbage bins with their children, carried cement bags on the construction site, hung red ribbons on the streets, endured the white eyes and disdainful snorts of others, and handed out bullshit coupons and leaflets!

(To be continued)