Chapter 341: Adding fuel to the fire
Song Cheng's iron-clad man was not only pale, but even his fists began to tremble!
Where is this general, it is clearly a lewd ruffian, where did you learn this kind of yin damage move? But the wolf's impromptu speech had only just begun.
"Don't feel wronged, General Ben spent a day and a night in order to find four big hounds in heat for you, and searched for hundreds of miles in the vicinity, do you say it's easy? And General Ben is absolutely merciful to you, so you should be grateful to Zero Even if you die while happy with the hound, you should be grateful to General Ben for being a ghost! ”
Song Cheng's small eyes were bigger than a bull's eye, and his eyes were full of bloodshot and hatred, "If you do this, you are not afraid that the world will not tolerate it?" I Song Cheng is a prisoner, there is nothing to say, there is a kind of one-on-one heads-up between you and Lao Tzu, even if you don't have a seed, you will give Lao Tzu a good time! Is this mercy? Should I thank you? ”
"Bah, Lao Tzu thanks you for your eight generations of ancestors...... Yes...... No...... Not ......"
Just as he was scolding, the strongest hound had already found the path and had already begun to work diligently, and Song Cheng's face immediately turned from pale to as red as a red cloth!
While wailing, he scolded, "I'm your eight-generation ancestor, don't let Lao Tzu live, Lao Tzu will definitely kill your whole family if he lives." Yes...... No...... Ah......h
However, the little wolf monk next to him was not moved at all, but walked into the specific part of the observation that was slightly interested, and discussed while observing.
"Well, master, look, this hound is good, do you think Chef Song is very cool now?"
The monk recited the Buddha's name, "Nan Wu Amitabha, how can the monks see such violent behavior, good, good, monk, I turn my face away, alas, what a sin, a sin." But Master Song should be very cool, right......"
Song Cheng felt that his back was hot, he wanted to die, bite his tongue and kill himself, hit his head against the wall, or pounce on it and die with these perverts, but he could only think that his body no longer listened to the command of his brain.
The little wolf continued to fall into the well next to him, "How is it?" Comfortable, right? Hehe, so you have to thank General Ben, General Ben not only helped you find four partners at a high price, but also let the horse breeder catch the ducks on the shelves as a painter, and draw all the processes of your pleasure with the big hound, and then send someone back to the Xiangzhou Shu State Mansion, hehe, I think the old general Wei Chi must also like this, right? ”
"Horse breeder, can you see clearly when you hide so far? Come here, get closer and see it clearly before drawing, do you know how lifelike you want to draw? This is a first-class task assigned by the young master, if it is not completed well, the young master will be severely punished! ”
The horse breeder is an honest man, so when the little wolf thief asked him if he could paint, he immediately nodded honestly, "If it weren't for the high requirements for the horse breeder to paint, when I was a child, my uncle was a painter in the county government, I followed the study for three years, but recently I didn't use the pen a little bit of a hand, I don't know what General Dugu is going to do?" ”
The little wolf didn't say anything but patted the horse's shoulder meaningfully, "Well, you who raise horses are really stones and gold, you can shine wherever you put it, don't ask so much, the special task assigned by the young master, prepare the paper, ink, pen and inkstone and wait!" ”
"Alas, the little ones are going to prepare!" The horse breeder promised to go and prepare, but as soon as he entered the door just now, he stepped back as soon as he saw the posture in front of him, and when the little wolf called him, he had already retreated to the door, and was about to go out!
"General Dugu...... Small...... Can the little one say that he can't draw? "The intestines of raising horses are all repentant, because he is honest, he has suffered a lot in this special team, he loves to bully, he can endure those, do more work and be more tired, the key is to be able to follow the second young master to do great things all over the world, he is proud in his heart.
The little wolf immediately gave the monk a color, and the monk immediately flew over to block the door, "Horse breeder, don't chirp crookedly, this is really the second young master's explanation, go draw it immediately!" ”
The horse breeder really wanted to pull out the red tassel gun and have a big fight with these shameless scratchers in front of him, but this was really ordered by the second young master?
"Really?" He asked, blushing.
The monk little wolf Yuanxuan nodded at the same time, the horse breeder had no choice but to walk in and observe carefully, Song Cheng was blown up by the big hunting dog and the back door was already worse than dead, now there are not only three scratches to see the excitement, but also a more scratched directly with a pen and paper to paint on the spot!
His voice was hoarse when he scolded, "You brutes...... Yes...... Oh...... You wait, ah...... Lao Tzu makes a dog...... No, I won't let you go...... Not ......"
The horse breeder is indeed an honest man, he really started to paint, and the level is really not bad, especially the details of the painting are very vivid.
"I said Song Cheng, you should be content, you are not the worst. Yan Yong, the sacrificial temple in the imperial city, you know, right? There is also the Turkic envoy who was caught by the young master some time ago, both of them are miserable, they were both exploded by the big green horse in estrus, I saw the tragic situation, I don't have to eat and anymore in this life, and the blood is a big hole...... Think about it, this hunting dog is faster, but in terms of size, a hunting dog is not as good as a big green horse, isn't it? ”
Song Cheng was so angry, his heart said that this thing was even more scratchy, and people said that dogs that bite people don't bark, but it's true, "I'm fucking your eighth-generation ancestor, you fucking think the hound is small, you can try it...... Ah...... Not ......"
The horse breeder next to him sighed, "Alas, you are not satisfied when you say that you are content, that Yan Yong was carried to the Jinluan Treasure Hall after being blasted by the big green horse, and was disemboweled by the second young master with a knife, because he swallowed the secret letter into his stomach, fortunately you didn't swallow any secret letter, otherwise you would have to disembowel!" ”
Song Cheng was completely desperate, he knew that there was no point in scolding again, "Brute, bastard, give grandpa a good ...... Let Grandpa die...... Ah...... No...... Woo......"
The little wolf, who had been watching the joke for a long time next to him, came over again, reached out and pinched his chin, "Hmph, there is a way in heaven that you don't go, and hell has no way to vote." Anyone who dares to go against the second young master will not end well, you really don't have to feel so humiliated, in the future, Wei Chi Yuan's old thief may fall into the hands of the second young master and be worse than you! Want to die? Hmph, I think it's beautiful, do you know what General Ben gave you to drink just now? Saying it scares you to death, it was Hua Tuo's magic medicine that the second young master personally configured, and after drinking this, you don't want to say death, you can't stand up even if you want to, your body is weak, your limbs are sore, and you can't even bite your tongue, right? ”
"Enjoy the four big hunting dogs, and this is just the beginning, and then there are donkeys in estrus, big green horses, wild boars or something, all the animals that can find estrus regardless of the size of the general will send you to enjoy, and every time someone will paint for you, if you do it for ten days and a half in a row, you will become the first person in ancient and modern times, the first person to be popped by all kinds of beasts!"
Song Cheng's defense line had completely collapsed, and he finally began to beg for mercy, "bypassing me...... Spare ...... You can do whatever I want, and I'll take it......"
The little wolf shook his head in disbelief, "Really convinced?" It's not going to be pretending to surrender and then looking for an opportunity to fight or kill yourself, right? Do you take General Ben for a fool? If you really accept it, let's talk about what hobbies Wei Chi Yuan usually has, how many concubines are in their 60s, is it too early to die......"