Chapter 342: General Burst Ju
"The general has been martial all his life...... Ouch...... I don't like women...... The old woman has been dead for more than ten years, and there is no other woman except for the two personal maids who warm the bed...... As for...... Okay...... I really don't know...... Ouch...... Tell the brute to stop...... "Once a man has broken down, he asks what he says, what he says, what he says, what he says."
The little wolf and the monk glanced at each other with a wicked smile, that didn't mean it, but the horse breeder in the portrait next to him really couldn't stand it, and he was bold, "General Dugu, I think he really collapsed, let's stop at it, after all, the young master won't let him ...... his life."
The little wolf's face immediately sank, "Who taught you to have no rules and no distance?" Do you also want to be blown up by the big hound? Do you think General Ben wants his life? Doesn't General Ben take special care of him and communicate with him? Chef Song, don't you say? ”
Song Cheng's face was blue and green, red and purple, he had basically lost his human form, and his spirit was on the verge of collapse, "Yes...... The general was very good to me...... Ouch...... Very good...... I'm grateful...... Help me...... Stop ......"
The little wolf touched his chin with his right hand and reached over with his left hand to press someone's ass to take a closer look, although the east and east of the hound were much smaller than the big green horse, but the back door of Chef Song was still blurred with flesh and blood, and the barb of the big hound was really powerful, he really couldn't pull it out after trying it!
"Tsk, Chef Song, this is not to blame General Ben, I really can't get it out, only let this hound come out when he is paralyzed first, you can bear with it for a while, good!"
"No...... Save me...... Save me...... I am willing to be a cow and a horse to return to the second young master, if there is a dissenting heart, the heavens and the earth will not be able to die, and the whole family will be exploded by the big hunting dog...... Help me......"
But the little wolf seemed to have discovered a new problem, "Huh? Master, do you think this kid's numbness is too much? Why is it so sharp to shout for help? ”
The monk was stunned for a moment, and then smiled evilly, "Good, good, since you can't separate the hound from this Song Shi for the time being, then give him an extra bowl of hemp boiling, so that at least it can reduce his suffering, Nan Wu Amitabha!" ”
The little wolf nodded very approvingly, but immediately frowned, "But this hemp boiling powder was personally prepared by the young master before leaving, and there is only one bowl, will you configure it?" Guru? ”
The monk also looked embarrassed, "There is no Amitabha Buddha in the south, the monk will not, that is Hua Tuo's magic medicine, who in the world except the young master has that ability?" What can I do? Why don't you just cut off the scourge of the big hounds! ”
The little wolf nodded very approvingly again, "Well, it seems that it can only be like this, but after cutting, will Chef Song not even be able to pull out the and suffocate to death?" ”
The monk had a way, "This is fine, at most, wait until the second young master comes back to dig it up for him, and then don't you take it out!" ”
The little wolf then pulled out the dagger in his arms, which was very small and sharp, which was all in the style learned from Yang Guang, but he did not cut the hunting dog but slid it around Song Cheng's face.
"Song Cheng, General Ben is going to do it, do you agree?"
Song Chengma was about to completely collapse, and when he heard this, it was like a drowning person seeing a piece of driftwood or a big boat, "Cut, cut...... Ouch...... Hurry up ......"
It's much better to have a hound in the back door than to be killed directly by a hound, so people's ** is endless, and the pain that humans can bear is also endless, it depends on what you want to compare it with.
But then there was no painful wail from the hound, but Song Cheng's desperate cry, "Ouch...... Stop it...... Cut the wrong ...... That's my ......."
The little wolf immediately blackened his face and cursed, "Yours? Damn, what are you excited about by the big hound popping chrysanthemum? Or do you like it, grandma's, thanks to General Ben's kindness to save you, but you are secretly cool here, forget it, anyway, there are three hunting dogs behind you, you are cool! Master, let's go eat, I'm a little hungry! ”
The master was merciful and refused to leave, "General, this is not right, the Song Shizhu is being tortured here, but we go out to eat and drink, this is too inhumane, otherwise ask someone to bring in the wine and food, how about we drink and watch while comforting Song Shizhu?" Also, if Lord Song likes to be popped so much, then why don't you let Da Qingma come directly, that one is more enjoyable. Last time in Tongguan, the monk didn't have the luck to see Yan Yong being blown up by big intelligence, this time you must not miss it! ”
The little wolf felt very reasonable when he heard it, "Okay, okay, horse breeder, don't paint it first, go outside to bring the big green horse in, and then paint, the master is an important guest of our young master, a guest, and his requirements will be met by the general!" By the way, General Yuan, why do you keep covering your mouth, where is it uncomfortable? ”
Yuan Zhou really hasn't spoken for a long time, but it's not easy to go, he just keeps covering his mouth and hiding far away, but he didn't expect that this can't hide from the little wolf's killing moves.
"It's okay...... It's okay, you guys go ahead...... I'm a bit of a typhoid ......."
The little wolf smiled evilly, "No, does General Yuan want to come by himself?" Why didn't you say it earlier, I immediately cut this hound, and then let General Yuan enjoy it......"
Yuan Zhou was also anxious, "No, no, how can I explode again after this hound has exploded!" ”
A hint of cunning flashed in the little wolf's eyes, "Oh, I see." Then next time I will blow up General Yuan, haha"
Yuan Xuan was speechless, and he didn't want to worry about this shameless scratching anymore, so he turned around and went out to breathe! The heartbeat continued to accelerate, and the heart said that if he didn't have a good relationship with Yang Guang and the lone wolf, he wouldn't be able to keep his chrysanthemum one day, he was not as strong as Chef Song, and if he was blown up, he would definitely die.
But doesn't Chef Song want to die?
He can't even die, he doesn't believe that the hound can't be pulled out, it's all intentional by the lone wolf and the monk, but he can't afford to mess with this monk, not to mention that the lone wolf and the monk are the honest people next to him who raise horses, he can't beat him, he suddenly realized that he was the most useless and self-righteous in this team.
So what does he have?
All he has is courage and loyalty to Yang Jian, but at this moment, does loyalty to Yang Jian work for Yang Guang and Dulone Wolf? He wasn't very skeptical!
Seeing that Yuan Zhou ran out angrily to raise horses, he was a little worried, and asked in a low voice, "Isn't it a little inappropriate to make General Yuan like this?" ”
The little wolf smiled evilly, "Hehe, what's wrong?" If he doesn't distinguish between right and wrong, find the right way, and the next one to be blown up will be him! ”
The horse breeder was immediately frightened, "Isn't it, even the yuan is going to explode?" ”
The little wolf didn't answer, but Yang Guang handed him three tasks before leaving, and he had to complete them all in full, otherwise he would be the one who was blown up, so he didn't hesitate to choose to blow up others between being blown up and being blown up by others, no matter who it was!
So a few years later, he had a well-known nickname in the army: General Burst Ju!