Chapter 0014. A chemist who can't be poisoned
"Immeasurable Tianzun, let your dead monk find me trouble for two days, uh, I mean let the demon monk confuse the public and disturb the reputation of the avenue, a few young ladies and young ladies of the son, please come inside, Chunming, don't hurry up and serve tea, your guests are coming!"
Seeing that the chicken was wet and was taken away by the Chang'an County Ya's arrest for the crime of propagating feudal superstition, the mouth of the old Taoist who was black and sloppy couldn't close his mouth, and he enthusiastically led Li Jie and his group to drill into the Taoist temple. [This site has a new domain name. initials, previously registered accounts can still be used]
This small Taoist temple is also quite quiet, the vibrant group brocade tree, the simple and exquisite Sanqing Hall at a glance, Taiqing Laojun's grandfather is smiling in the incense to welcome the guests from all over the world, but before Li Jie walked for a long time, suddenly clicked, a flower tree on the side of the road pouted along the root, and smashed in front of the leader of the watcher.
All of a sudden, scared this sloppy guy out of a cold sweat.
"Immeasurable Tianzun's, sooner or later, he will not fall, at this time, he will be scared to death!"
Li Jie's eyes were all attracted by the large black carbon marks under the collapsed unlucky flower tree, which was obviously caused by the combustion explosion, and the thick trunk was torn off by more than a third of the burst gunpowder, which would be strange if it didn't fall, not only the trunk, but also a big crater on the ground, and a large handful of fresh soil sprayed everywhere.
"Lord, what is this?"
"Oh, this is the Lei Fa researched by the Poor Dao according to the inner volume of "Hug Puzi" left by Ge Hong Immortal Master, which specializes in punishing evil and promoting good, and exalting the majesty of my Dao, like the demon monk who bewitches the public today, and when the Poor Dao practices again, a thunder method will kill him!"
"Wow, that's amazing!"
Looking at the terrifying pit, Li Ling's small mouth opened into an O-shape, and Li Jie listened to the green muscles in his head, if he practiced this, it was estimated that he would become the first human bomb in Datang.
Although Li Jiayan himself is a descendant of Lao Tzu Lear and vigorously advocates Taoism, it is a pity that Taoism's quiet inaction is always not as good as Buddhism's good at fooling, this Taoist temple is very deserted, and the sloppy master Li Feisheng entertained Li Jie a few times in the evening, just a little brown rice and home-grown vegetables.
Poor Li Feisheng believes in Zhengyi, he doesn't avoid meat, but he really can't afford to eat it, and a few rangers who eat a table of clear soup and little water are all greasy and crooked, but they make Princess Gaoyang, who is used to eating palace delicacies, eat very happily.
Li Jie was noncommittal about this, anyway, he was mainly interested in this sloppy guy's thunder method, or gunpowder.
In fact, this thing was invented in the Han Dynasty, but gunpowder has always been used as a toy for these alchemy alchemists, and has been circulating in a small circle, and it is really used in the military in the middle and late Tang Dynasty.
After dinner, at Li Jie's request, Li Feisheng hurriedly led a few people to his Dan room, and sure enough, before he could enter, the heavy smell of gunpowder had already come to his nose, and the scar Liu really sneezed.
Smelling this smell, it reminded Li Jie of his memories of the New Year.
At that time, after the Chinese New Year's Eve in the village, as soon as the first day of the new year, every family got up in the morning to set off firecrackers, which was also so full of gunpowder, and under the feeling, Li Jie smiled and Li Feisheng said.
"My son is more curious about the Lei Fa of the Viewer, I wonder if the Viewer can introduce one or two?"
"Well said, well said!"
Li Feisheng invited him to dinner and preached with good words, in order to attract Li Jie's curiosity, what is the goal of the Taoist priest in these years? Well, feather ascension, this can be seen from this view of the main Taoist number, of course, in addition to feather ascension, the Taoist priest also has a little pursuit is to find a famous family to support.
Alchemy for eating and sleeping, which one does not ask for money, alchemy necessities, at this time, mercury, that is, mercury, that is a valuable item, there is no dozens of alchemy that is not enough for one alchemy, alchemy with mercury as a raw material is really burning money, Li Feisheng, this black guy may not want to study orthodox alchemy.
It is estimated that this guy can't afford to burn it, so he got the so-called Lei Fa, but this is exactly what Li Jie needs.
"Childe, please see, these are the major elements that make up thunder, flame salt, sulfur, and charcoal."
Entering the Dan room like a black coal kiln, Li Feisheng shook his robe and introduced it like a treasure, and Li Ling was quite curious when he heard it, so he looked left and looked again.
However, looking at the burning of the house and the traces of the explosion, Li Jie's heart was shocked, and the heavy Danding behind him was blown out of a mark, in case of a moth, he and the famous Princess Gaoyang in history should disappear together.
"Dare to ask the chief, there is finished gunpowder, oh, Lefa?"
"Well, this is not true, the latest thunder method of the poor road experiment in the morning has been used."
Li Jie breathed a sigh of relief, but in a trance, Li Ling's girl suddenly jumped up in front of her in anger, and grabbed Li Feisheng's collar in a huff.
"Oh, I said how did a loud noise startle the carriage of the palace in the morning, it turns out that you are a stinky Taoist ghost, and you almost took the life of the palace, you know no, the palace is not finished with you!"
It's really angry, Li Ling has never been frightened like that, the fierce Princess Gaoyang said she would do it, and directly hit Li Feisheng's black eyes with her small fist, and the poor viewer who was suddenly scared stupid didn't know how to hide, and slammed his fist over, and was immediately beaten with two eyes, and he almost didn't turn his head into the sulfur tank.
Fortunately, Li Jie did not dislike burying it, and rubbed a hand of black ash to support this crazy Taoist priest who wanted to soar.
"Okay Gaoyang, the Taoist is not intentional."
"Besides, this gunpowder, Leifa has always been a new way to make money, you don't want to get rich!"
Sticking to Li Ling's ear, Li Jie secretly muttered again, and sure enough, as soon as she said that she was rich, a golden light suddenly appeared in this girl's eyes.
"Hmph, this palace is not as knowledgeable as this stinky Taoist priest, uh, Dao Chief, you go on, how did you come up with this thunder method?"
Li Ling, who was as fierce as a lioness just now, and became smiling like a flower in the blink of an eye, Li Feisheng, who had a blue eye, was immediately confused, looking at his stupid appearance, Li Jie hurriedly gave him a shot in the heart.
"Don't hide it from the Taoist, this Wang Shuo Wang Li Jie, this is the king's sister Gaoyang Princess Li Ling, our brother and sister are very interested in the Taoist Chief's Lei Fa, and plan to invest, amount, donate to the Taoist Chief's research, please introduce one or two?"
"Have you seen His Royal Highness King Shuo, Her Royal Highness Princess Gaoyang, want to invest? Introducing Leifa, it's easy to talk about. ”
As soon as he heard that a prince and a prince were mainly investing in themselves, Li Feisheng, who had a dark eye circle in an instant, also had a golden light in his eyes, which was the same as Gao Yang just now, and Li Jie, who saw it, shook his head depressedly, these days, Taoist priests also love money so much?
"In fact, the history of Leifa has been studied by Taoist celebrities in all dynasties, but they always suffer from the lack of power, so Poor Dao believes that these powers are not pure because the materials are too miscellaneous, and the required items need to be purified!"
"So the saltpeter I boiled and purified the method, and filtered out a large part of the impurities, like here." Holding the various maroon slag that had missed under one jar, Li Feisheng gestured with his eyes shining again.
"The sulfur used here is all Japanese sulfur, and the sulfur composition of the distant Japanese island is very pure, and this charcoal, I tested a lot of charcoal, and I found that the charcoal of this red willow burns the fastest, so I asked Chunming to mash all this charcoal into powder, which made a powerful thunder method."
In this regard, he had been following behind, and the chubby Xiaodao Tong Chunming rubbed his hands hard.
Li Feisheng said that the head was the Tao, and with his burned cigarette on the left and a hole in the right, and the black tattered Taoist robe, he really had the image of a chemist, and Li Jie nodded again and again.
It's a pity that Li Feisheng's last sentence ruined Li Jie's impression just now.
"This kind of refined and pure thunder method is definitely a superior product, much purer than the thunder method eaten before the poor road, this kind of thunder method can definitely thunder empty-handed under long-term food, and it is in ten thousand thunder powers."
Damn, eat gunpowder and play, this didn't poison him? It's a miracle that he didn't let him soar in the day!
Seeing the attack of this guy's chemical virus, his eyes lit up and began to describe that after eating gunpowder, there would be three Qing Dao Ancestors surrounding him, earnestly teaching Lei Fa the true meaning of Yunyun, Li Jie was immediately dumbfounded.
Looking at the mentally ill Li Feisheng, Gao Yang and a few rangers followed suit, for fear that his baby sister would be fooled and confused again, Li Jie hurriedly took Li Ling's little hand full of little stars and walked out of the Dan room.
"Brother, you are too discerning, if this Lei Fa is sold, you will definitely make a lot of money, we have so many meritorious families in Datang, as soon as you go to the battlefield, you will have a thunderbolt in your hands, that scene, tsk, who can still be the enemy of my Datang!"
With her eyes shining, Li Ling said longingly, and heard that several rangers behind her were in hysteria, especially Scar Liu, who waved his arm again and again, as if imagining the invincible thunder and lightning fist with both hands, dominating the grand scene of the Tang Ranger world, but Li Jie was a green tendon in his head.
"No way!"
Thunderball? It's almost the same when you run a loose belly! Thinking of so many meritorious families in Chang'an, if more than half of them died after eating gunpowder, and the constipation-like angry old face of his father Li Shimin, Li Jie immediately shuddered and categorically refused.
"Why?"
Just thinking of the plan to make a fortune, Li Ling immediately complained puzzled, and Li Jie simply rolled his eyes.
"He said that if you eat too much, you will be able to thunder the law, you believe it, there are so many people in history who say that they can live forever if they take pills, but in the end, they are not all dead."
"But!"
"No, but, you see Li Feisheng eating gunpowder and blackening all over, do you also want to become Uncle Wei Chi?"
"Don't."
Stretching out his little hand, he looked at his fair skin, and thought back to Li Feisheng's appearance of black charcoal, Gao Yang Shengsheng was clever, and quickly shook his little brain.
"Then, what is the plan to make a fortune that you said, and you won't be allowed to sell it."
The unwilling gold worshipper Li Ling muttered again, which really made Li Jie hate the slap on her beautiful three-ring bun.
"It's a shame that you're still my sister, stupid, can't you eat and can't play? How interesting it is to snap, let's wrap this gunpowder in paper, connect the primer, crackle a little, the fire all over the ground is like thunder, how many idle eggs hurt the pockets of noble children! ”
As soon as she said that, Li Ling's beautiful big eyes lit up, but Li Jie hadn't finished speaking.
"I also know a few Taoist priests, some of the medicinal ginseng they refined in the flame, can make the flame into various colors, if you put this gunpowder into fireworks, blow up to the sky, that night sky a brilliant fireworks, that is too beautiful and romantic! Hey, Gao Yang, where are you going? ”
"Find a craftsman and make fireworks!"
"Hey, it's curfew! Come back! ”
The woman's resistance to beautiful things is zero, seeing Xing rushing out of Li Ling, shaking his head, Li Jie hurriedly chased after him, chasing and shouting while chasing.
"Gao Yang, come back quickly, I was caught eating the board!!"
"No, I want fireworks!"
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