Chapter 0013. Tongue war bald brother
As we all know, chili peppers originated in the Americas, until the fifteenth century, Columbus completed a trip around the world and discovered the New World, peppers, spices and other New World vegetable plants were introduced to Europe one after another, and when they arrived in China through trade, it was already the late Ming Dynasty. [Eye-fast reading book new domain name., initials, previously registered accounts can still be used]
However, there is also a theory in the archaeological community that as early as the Phoenician and ancient Roman periods, there were ships traveling between the Americas and the European continent for the earliest exchanges, but this kind of voyage was very accidental, and most of them were not recorded.
Holding the chili skewers, Li Jie was drooling for a while, the spicy hot in later generations, the perverted spicy roasted wings, and so on always lingered in his mind, the only one of the spicy condiments of the Tang Dynasty was mustard, that thing was okay to eat with sashimi, but Li Jie didn't dare to eat it, who knows if he could be infected with parasitic diseases, there is no hospital in this era.
"Brother, that stupid big guy is gone?"
A coquettish voice made Li Jie smart, and when he saw that his sister also came out, his face was as thick as Li Jie's, and his face was rarely red, and he raised the pepper skewer in his hand with some stumbling.
"Brother Fang is gone, but he gave you a string of ......"
"Brother, if you like it, I'll give it to you."
Li Jie was immediately overjoyed, but before he could praise Li Ling twice with a smile, this girl had already picked her beautiful Yuanshan Dai eyebrows very sly, and her white and tender little fingers pulled and calculated.
"Brother, you must be embarrassed to be so white, if not, Sister Qin Qing said just now, her furniture store is about to open, how about giving my sister a layer of shares, and I just heard that my brother bought dozens of white folded cloths, and my sister also wants to ......"
"You're such a profiteer."
Li Jie shook his head with a wry smile, but Li Ling's smile became more charming.
"This is what you taught me, brother, when you negotiate business, you have to deny your six relatives, and you have to observe your words, just now you got this string, eh, anyway, when you are on this string of things, the joy in your eyes can't be hidden."
"Damn, I'm still doing my own thing!" Li Jie wailed.
I also ate the meal, played and played, with a large pile of white cloth in the carriage, Princess Gaoyang rode on the horse beautifully, and followed the depressed Li Jie to the Daming Palace slowly, but she didn't dare to sit in the carriage, Scar Liu and the little white face Sheng asked the sword to leave and right, and made a temporary cameo as the coachman.
"By the way, girl, why did your horse suddenly get frightened and gallop today?"
Walking and walking, Li Jie suddenly reacted, it was okay not to ask, and after a sentence, Li Ling's little face was immediately indignant, and he waved his little fist fiercely.
"Brother, if you don't say that I forgot, I won't go back to the palace, the palace must take revenge, and those stupid soldiers, looking at the horses in the palace, were frightened, and they were lost, and they must be punished severely when they go back."
"Who frightened your horse?"
"I, I don't know, anyway, when I passed by a Taoist temple, there was a sudden loud bang, just like a thunderclap on the ground, and my horse was frightened."
Li Ling's beautiful face was full of confusion, and Li Jie, who saw it, shook his head again, and then he suddenly reacted.
"You mean, all of a sudden, there was a muffled bang, was there any smoke? Is there an unpleasant burning smell? ”
"Hey, brother, I just remembered as soon as you said it, the Taoist temple next to me did have a puff of green smoke, hum, it must be those demon Dao, this palace and them are not finished!"
Recalled, Li Ling suddenly gritted his teeth and waved his little fist, but Li Jie's eyes flashed, I am afraid that there is only black powder, one of the four great inventions of China, I am afraid that there is only black powder, one of the four great inventions of China, originally he also wanted to find a few alchemists to study it, it seems that there are already ready-made talents.
Li Ling's carriage ran really far enough, let the servants drive the carriage back to the palace by themselves, the two brothers and sisters led a bunch of rangers to ride lightly, and they all walked for almost half an hour, and before they reached the place, the sound of violent quarrels in front had already been heard.
"Whoever speaks of the Dharma as unlawful, Zobhikku, the actions of these bhikkus will cause the people to be unprofitable, to cause the people to be unhappy, to cause the people to be unprofitable, to bring damage and suffering to the heavens and to the people. Zhubhikku, these bhikku will give rise to a lot of non-blessings, and they will be able to make this Fa-rectification disappear, so when you cultivate yourself, you don't rely on these side doors to achieve positive results! ”
"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, Qiankun is bright, my Tao is prosperous, the cultivation is already in its heart, straight to its line, to eliminate demons and defend the Tao, to punish adultery and eliminate evil, this is what my generation of cultivators should do, what is wrong with studying this thunder law in the poor way, but it is the great monk you sit in dry meditation with all your heart, like rotten wood is useless."
A monk with a shiny face, a sloppy Taoist priest with sloppy clothes and a dark face, stood at the door of the small Taoist temple and pinched his waist and argued, causing passers-by to gather in a large circle to watch endlessly, and there were even vendors walking around the crowd with baskets on their shoulders, seeing that the cakes in his baskets were almost sold, and it was obvious that this kind of argument had been going on for more than a while.
It is worthy of the Tang underworld, Scar Liu picked up the whip and wanted to disperse the crowd, but Li Jie suddenly grabbed his hand and snatched the whip, and then led the angry Princess Gaoyang to dismount and quietly squeeze into the crowd.
"Buddhism cultivates its heart, suffers its own self, and turns the world from suffering to bliss, this is the foundation of cultivation.
The great monk's remarks suddenly attracted a voice of harmony, in the minds of the vast number of lower-class people, the Western Heaven Elysium was still very tempting in that era, listening to the monk say to send them to the Western Heaven, even Gaoyang Princess Li Ling followed the yearning for a while, and then muttered quietly.
"Brother, what the monk said is right, this stinky Taoist priest is too hateful."
However, looking at the fat monk's oily appearance, obviously eating well on weekdays, scratching his bun, Li Jie didn't see how he was working himself, and couldn't help but shake his head helplessly, and when the Taoist priest was a little dumbfounded, he pulled Li Ling's sleeve and swayed out slowly.
"This master, dare to ask how the law name is?"
Seeing Li Jie, Li Ling was dressed in a brocade robe, and there were so many fierce servants behind him, obviously a child of a big family, the fat monk immediately smiled, and folded his hands very respectfully and saluted.
"The poor monk has a debate machine, and I have seen the son, miss."
What's that? Chicken? The number one bald head sent Brother Hat, not to mention the body of Lao Tzu's sister, and even the two brothers of the Li family, who were involved in Concubine Yang's lineage, fell into blood mold, and the meritorious ministers of the clan also died a lot?
Looking at the oily brain door of the chicken monk, Li Jie had the heart to knock a hole for him for a while, especially when he looked at his baby sister facing the chicken master, the charming apricot eyes sparkled like a look, this kind of look will only be issued when Gao Yang sees something he likes extremely much when he goes shopping, Li Jie has a wail in his heart, what's wrong today? The cuckold triangle has been met by himself?
No, you must not let this stupid girl be deceived by Monk Hua!
Originally, he wanted to help the Taoist priest, but this situation strengthened Li Jie's determination to fight to the end, his eyes were wide with anger, and he was full of murderous energy, and for a while, Li Jie seemed to have transformed into a heavenly giant spirit god, and he gritted his teeth and yelled at the master of the chicken.
"Monk Wuna, what is your intention to confuse the people here?"
All of a sudden, the people around him were stupid, and the master of becoming a chicken was even more dumbfounded, what's wrong? Didn't you listen to my Buddhist teachings just now, but your face changed in the blink of an eye?
"Brother!" Li Ling also pulled Li Jie's sleeve, but after looking at Li Jie's quiet eyes, she looked lively again silently, and cleared her throat, so Li Jie pretended to hum.
"Dare to ask the master what is today's lunch?"
Obviously, he didn't keep up with Li Jie's jumping thinking, and a stunned monk subconsciously replied.
"Noodles, gluten, vegetarian."
"Does it taste? Yes, I have heard of the master of chicken, and the order of Jinchengfang Huichang Temple, where this son has also been, the taste of vegetarian food is indeed a must, gluten, sesame paste, dried tofu rolls, gold needle grinding, the taste is really good. ”
Hearing this, the fat monk suddenly nodded very arrogantly.
"These are all Zen and Buddha's principles, just a little way, not enough to worry about."
It's not a little bit of a nuisance! The meal of Huichang Temple is very valuable, although it is said on the surface that it is a wide door of convenience, and there is no money to eat, but you are embarrassed to eat in vain for a child of a family, every time someone enters the incense to worship, after a meal, the temple must receive a large amount of incense money.
It is true that there are also poor people who go to worship in incense, but Li Jie has also seen that the meal that entertains them is just a bowl of multigrain rice, and even those who don't have sesame oil money don't even have rice.
Seeing that the master of the chicken changed stupidly admitted it, at this time, there were already envious whispers from the onlookers, Li Jie also smiled and asked a second question.
"Master, your set of monk's robes and treasures is very solemn, it should be white cloth, right?"
"Hehe, it's all the donations of some good men and women, my Buddha is compassionate!"
"Grass, you are wearing dozens of clothes, eating fragrant and drinking spicy, and you keep saying that you are suffering yourself and saving misfortune for all sentient beings, aren't you fooling people!"
Li Jie changed his face again, and his words immediately made the audience in an uproar, that's right, you eat better than us, dress better than us, what kind of penance are you talking about?
The most important thing is that seeing that his baby sister is also followed by a touch of deep thought, Li Jie suddenly became happy, and before he could become dumbfounded and say something, he was angry again, and shouted.
"Also, master, you are bewitching the people, gathering the people to say that my Tang Dynasty is a sea of suffering, what are your intentions? Do you want to rebel? ”
This big hat is too big, in feudal society, there is no more serious crime than this, stunned for a moment, a large circle of onlookers ran away, even the vendors who sold Hu cakes threw away the basket, and the girl disappeared, after all, it was a member of the Li family's clan, and as soon as Li Jie said, Li Ling's gaze at the chicken changed from appreciation to hatred.
Looking at the flower monk who was paralyzed to the ground and trembling with a sentence, Li Jie suddenly felt refreshed, hey, little sample, compared with Lao Tzu? .