"Xiucai, go wash the dishes!"

"Xiucai, go and brush the bowl!"

"Xiucai, go chop the firewood!"

"Xiucai, go and ......"

Since joining the barracks, Yang Ping'an's miserable life has begun.

Or because of his unique reading temperament, which caused trouble. Those who are in the firehead army are basically rough people, and few of them are literate.

Due to the small proportion of readers, the ancients generally respected readers, but Yang Ping'an was an exception. Although he has received many years of education in the new era, he can export chapters and dirty, but in the eyes of everyone in the month, he is a cook like a scholar, oh no, now he is the head of the fire.

Therefore, under the leadership of the firehead general, a group of mud-legged guys called him and asked him to do it, all of which were heavy physical labor without technical content, such as chopping wood, brushing dishes, washing vegetables, sweeping the floor, etc., and even did not let him touch the work of lighting a fire that was not too high-tech, in order to find a sense of achievement.

A kind of mud leg makes the reader feel a sense of achievement.

Most of the cooks are flexible-minded people, who know that they have high eyebrows and low eyes, in order to be less bullied, in addition to holding each other, the main thing is to closely "unite" around the firehead general Xie Ming.

Yang Ping'an also thinks, and with his experience and means, it shouldn't be a problem. But because of his scholarly temperament, Xie Min had the urge to bully him, so Yang Ping'an became the second lowest status person in the month.

The lowest status is An Fatty, because he is a purebred bearded man.

After Yang Guang quelled the uprisings and rebellions in various places, he spent ten years to recuperate and recuperate to restore the people's livelihood and accumulate strength, and then spent one year to pacify Goryeo, half a year to pacify Dongying, and two years to expel Tibet.

After discovering the expansion intention of the Great Sui, the countries in the Western Regions asked for surrender one after another, and there were small countries that did not open their eyes, but they did not need Yang Guang to send troops to exterminate them, and they were attacked by neighboring countries and sacrificed Luoyang as prisoners.

It took another five years to stabilize the newly annexed territory and recuperate the people's livelihood, and then it took three years to completely pacify the grasslands. Many nomads on the steppe either fled west or surrendered to the Great Sui.

In order to stabilize the grassland, Yang Guang not only ordered people to build new cities in the grassland, but also ordered nomads to intermarry with the Han nationality, and eliminated the hidden dangers on the grassland in the cradle through ethnic integration.

At this point, the martial arts of the Great Sui Wencheng reached its peak.

Yang Guangtai Taishan sealed the Zen, regardless of the death of hundreds of officials, changed the name of the country to Tang, so that Yang Tang has prospered until now.

In the edict he issued against the grassland peoples, it was stipulated that after the grassland people and the people of the Central Plains intermarried, they would be treated equally, but the pure-bred Hu people, that is, those whose parents were both from the grassland, would be discriminated against.

An Fatzi is a purebred Hu man, although he is one of the only four remaining elders of the month, but his status has always been low, and he can only put on a stand when facing the new firehead army. But within three days, after the newcomer Huotou Jun figured out the reason, he was immediately unkind to him.

Yang Ping'an is already miserable, and Fat An is even worse. Not only do they have to make beds for other fireheads, wash their feet, and even sometimes play the role of "Doudou", the two can be said to be connected by the same fate.

As a Hu person who has been discriminated against for a long time, An Fatzi has long been accustomed to all kinds of injustices, every time he is stupid and happy, he is not annoyed by being bullied and teased, or he does not dare to be annoyed, he is obedient, and sometimes even Yang Ping'an can't look at it.

However, Yang Ping'an didn't have the heart to fight for An Fatty, he didn't even care about the unfair treatment he suffered, and he was bent on exploring the way out of the barracks and wanted to escape from the barracks.

He had thought about digging a tunnel, but as soon as he hid a spoon on his body, he heard that someone in the other Huotou camp had spent nearly a month digging a tunnel to the outside of the camp. This person is very powerful, and he dug through the tunnel, but as soon as he showed up, he was discovered by the patrolling soldiers, thinking that the enemy had infiltrated, and his head was shot like a hedgehog. Finally, the body was hung in the gate to set an example.

He also thought about knocking out the patrol soldiers, changing into the opponent's military uniform, and looking for an opportunity to sneak out of the barracks. He stole a piece of jerky and intended to use it to lure a soldier, but someone did it before him, and it was the same as the goal he chose. As a result, he watched as the firehead did not stun the soldier with a stick, but was called by the soldier to his companion and beat him to death.

When he couldn't make another plan, he found that there was a small river near the barracks, and he had to go there to pick up the draught in normal times, so he immediately planned to dive and escape. It was easy to follow everyone to the river to fetch water, but An Fatzi went into the water and directly found more than a dozen dead fish.

These dead fish were pierced by sharp blades in the belly and died, and when I asked, I found out that in order to prevent people from saying that this small river sneaked into the barracks, iron chains were arranged in the river, and the iron chains were covered with sharp thorns......

Racking his brains, Yang Ping'an sadly found that the sentence that human power is infinite is absolutely a wise saying. All the ways of escaping and escaping that he had seen in later generations, the cooks of the ancients, had used them all in just a few months.

The predecessors saved him again and again with bloody lessons, making him rein in the precipice and not killing himself.

Sitting alone late at night, gazing at the moon;

Thoughts are indignant and helpless;

Waiting for leisure, the young man's head is white;

Empty sorrow -

How the hell should the buddy get out!

"Xiucai, it's so late, why don't you sleep yet?" Fat Man An got up in the middle of the night, and saw Yang Ping'an sitting outside the tent looking up at the moonlight, and was curious, "Hurry up and go to sleep, you have to get up early tomorrow morning to make food." Also, you must not walk around, be careful that it is considered to be a thin annihilation, wouldn't it be a pity to cut it with a knife? ”

"Fatty, is the swelling on your ass gone?"

During the day, Ann Fat suffered again. Because he ate an extra bowl of rice at lunch, he was punished by the firehead general Xie Ming and was beaten with a board. This is also Xie Ming, in order to appease people's hearts, so that each of the newcomers to the firehead army hit three sticks on An Fatzi's buttocks, which can be regarded as their amateur pastime.

An Fatzi squatted beside Yang Ping'an carefully, for fear of hurting the injury: "Don't worry, I have rough skin and thick meat, and I have long been used to it." But thank you, you were scolded by Boss Xie. ”

Yang Ping'an also hit Fat Man with three sticks on the buttocks, but he couldn't bear to start very lightly, and was reprimanded by Xie Ming. That's exactly what Fat Ann said.

"Phew!" Yang Ping'an took a sip disapprovingly, "What, Boss Xie, if I didn't have the heart to worry about him, it would be a matter of pinching him in my hands!" ”

"Be quiet!" An Fatzi hurriedly covered Yang Ping'an's mouth, looking nervous, "Xiucai, I can see that you are not bad as a Han person, at least you don't always bully me like them." I'm telling you, don't provoke Boss Xie. Don't look at his body, he has some kung fu in his hands, or he won't be able to be the head of the general. ”

"Can't you beat him?" Yang Ping'an has never understood how Yi'an, a fat man, is willing to be bullied. Although he didn't know An Fatzi's combat effectiveness, according to his visual inspection, An Fatzi slapped him over, and most of the more than 20 Huotou troops had to lie down.

Ann Fat also has his own difficulties. As a purebred Hu man, he is bullied everywhere, he has no other strengths except for his strength, and only being a soldier can satisfy his large amount of food.

Being a firehead is perfect for him, although he is bullied, and sometimes he is limited by Xie Ming, but he is close to the water and gets the moon first, and when cooking, it is no problem to grab a few handfuls and stuff them into his mouth.

Yang Ping'an listened to what he said pitifully, patted him on the shoulder, just sighed, and frowned in an instant: "Fatty, are you fucking farting again!" Don't even say hello this time? ”

At noon the next day, the No. 20 Huotou Army was preparing lunch in the big tent. Under Xie Ming's assignment, Yang Ping'an and An Fatzi sat in the corner washing dishes, which were accumulated after breakfast. The others were busy with their own work, chopping vegetables and kneading noodles, and under Xie Ming's deployment, the big tent was in order.

"Fatty, you said we were going to stay here until the beginning of spring? It's still a few months. Yang Ping'an thought hard about how to escape, and after repeated failures, he figured it out. He can only find an escape when the army is drawn or when the rebels are at war.

Xie Ming, who was sitting on the chair drinking tea, heard his voice, his eyes squinted, and he scolded: "Don't open your mouth casually, what if your saliva falls into the bowl!" ”

Nima, isn't this washing the dishes?

Glaring back coldly, Yang Ping'an planned to clean up Xie Ming. If the army could only be pulled out at the beginning of spring next year, how could he be here to receive Xie Ming's anger for four months?

An Fatzi was worried that Yang Ping'an would suffer a loss, and he finally laughed at Xie Ming, which made the latter give up the idea of teaching Yang Ping'an a lesson.

"Xiucai, have you forgotten what I told you last night?" Fat Man lowered his voice and said, "I think it's good to stay here for a few more months, you don't have to fight and you can eat enough every day, you don't know how busy we are when we start a war." ”

Yang Ping'an was about to speak, when he heard a "poof" sound from under the buttocks of the fat man opposite.

I'm rubbing, why does this fat man love to fart so much!

Yang Ping'an also spoke, for An Fat, who farted regardless of the occasion, he was just helpless in his heart, and planned to hide outside the tent, but the other firehead soldiers were not happy.

"Dead fatty, can't you fucking let out a few less farts every day!"

"Dead fatty, you eat pig manure every day, and you always fart!"

"Dead fatty, smoke the uncle!"

"What the fuck are you...... Uncle, you still put it, look for a fight...... Straight bitch thief, you still put it, it's so fucking stinky! ”

In the midst of everyone's complaints, Ann Fat Man was like a drum, popping and popping, and let out a series of farts. Especially the last one, it was called a stinky one, so smoked that people almost spit out breakfast, and rushed out of the tent one by one with their noses covered, and even An Fat ran out, taking a big breath of fresh air.

After relieving his breath, Xie Ming kicked Fat An's buttocks and scolded: "Dead fat man, what are you doing when you come out, don't you think it's too much smoke!" ”

"I didn't put it!" An Fat looked aggrieved.

"What do you say? Do you dare to say it again? ”

"I really didn't put it! Ah, I mean, the last, the smelliest fart, definitely didn't put it on me, it smelled different from mine. ”

"Gross!"

"Gross!"

Originally, I could still hold back the feeling of nausea in my heart in front of everyone, but after An Fat Man said this, I couldn't help it at all, and for a while, outside the big tent of the Huotou camp, there was a sound of vomiting.