Cook in the tent,

Don't dare to slack off when you're busy.

Suddenly I heard a popping sound,

The tent is full of stench.

vomiting, vomiting,

Annoy a bunch of strong guys.

It's already wrong for Ann Fat to fart in his tent, and it's even more wrong to have a bad fart, but if he doesn't admit it and describes the smell of the fart in public, it will anger the public.

Wiping away the juice residue vomited from the corner of his mouth, Xie Ming kicked An Fat Man and staggered, and the surrounding Huotou Army immediately surrounded him, punching and kicking him.

An Fat didn't dare to resist, and curled up on the ground with his head skillfully in his hands, letting others beat him to vent his anger, but he couldn't keep arguing: "I didn't put the fart, and the last stinky fart didn't let me put it, and the taste is different!" ”

His arguments had no positive effect, and could only be exchanged for more angry beatings by others. You said that everyone was in the tent preparing to cook, and it was full of food. It doesn't matter if you like to fart, you can tolerate the smell of fart, but you can't fart in the tent!

The key is that in a semi-closed environment, the air circulation is difficult, and the smell is too torturous!

"Stop!" Yang Ping'an couldn't stand it anymore, so he went up and dragged a few firehead soldiers, and snorted with his fists to scare away the firehead army who surrounded An Fat, "Don't you just fart!" You have beaten and scolded and scolded, is it necessary to beat people to death! ”

He usually doesn't communicate much with the other firehead troops, and Xie Ming deliberately makes things difficult for him, so he is thinking about escaping, and he endures it. At this time, there was a fierce fire, and the rest of the firehead army was startled, and they all retreated two steps, but it was only for a moment.

"Whose crotch is torn, revealing such a thing as you!" Xie Ming was the first to react, shouted and scolded, and then a sturdy firehead army took two steps forward and punched Yang Ping'an in the chest, scolding in his mouth: "Something looking for death!" ”

You're looking for death! Yang Ping'an did not retreat, and opened the opponent's punch with one hand, and smashed the opponent's door with a punch with the other hand.

He had been holding his breath for the past few days, if it weren't for the sake of escaping and not wanting to attract attention, he would have exploded a long time ago. He had already seen last night that he had no chance of escaping when the army was stationed here, so he no longer held back and poured out all the anger he had been excavating for a long time.

The ferocious style of Bajiquan, coupled with the anger in his heart, coupled with the speed of this punch, the other party didn't have time to shout, and the whole person flew out upside down like a kite with a broken string. Two lines of blood were pulled out of the air, originating from the nostrils, and he fell to the ground unconscious, his face covered in blood, and his nose was crooked to the side.

The effect of this punch made all the fireheads retreat in horror, and no one went to check whether the person who was beaten to the ground was dead or alive. Even Xie Min's pupils shrank, and he looked carefully behind Yang Ping'an.

Yang Ping'an raised his fist and looked around, and scared everyone back with his eyes, and then kicked An Fatzi in the leg: "Get up!" Such a big lump, you didn't even dare to return your hand when you were beaten, are you still a fucking man! ”

Curled up on the ground, An Fat Man had been arguing about the ownership of the last fart, and was reprimanded by Yang Ping'an before he stood up, I don't know if he saw the scene that happened just now, he just grabbed Yang Ping'an's arm and said excitedly: "Xiucai, that stinkest fart, I really didn't put it, really not, do you believe me?" ”

"Good, good, I believe in you!" Yang Ping'an didn't expect An Fatzi to be so persistent in such a trivial matter, and comforted casually.

But he didn't expect that his words of comfort would have an effect in the ears of An Fatzi.

"You believe me?" An Fatzi suppressed the excitement in his heart, looked at Yang Ping'an in disbelief, seemed to doubt his ears, and hoped that Yang Ping'an could say it again.

Isn't this nonsense, I put that fart at the end!

Yang Ping'an withdrew his arm and nodded: "I believe in you, the last fart was not put by you." ”

The moment the words fell, Yang Ping'an was stunned, because he saw that Fat An's eyes were moist.

"You, you, do you believe me?" An Fatzi's lips trembled, his expression was excited, tears came out of his eyes, and he hugged Yang Ping'an, "Xiucai, from now on you will be my friend, let me tell you, my real name is Zha Jushan!" ”

"Okay, okay, I got it!" Yang Ping'an, who had goosebumps falling to the ground, tried his best to push An Fatzi away, and as for Ann's original name, he didn't remember it at all.

At this time, Xie Ming, the tiger-headed general who had not spoken, suddenly sneered: "Yo, Fat Man, have you found a backer and are planning to rebel?" ”

With this statement, the rest of the Huotou army found the backbone, and they came behind him one after another, looking at Yang Ping'an and An Fatzi with unkind expressions.

Fat Man An trembled all over, and strode in front of Yang Ping'an.

His actions made Yang Ping'an feel a lot of relief. took action to help An Fatty, Yang Ping'an first considered that the last fart was released by him, but he let An Fatman suffer an unjustified disaster, and he couldn't bear it; But what is more important is that he is not used to the cowardice of An Fat. is still the same sentence, as long as An Fat Man fights back, just relying on the lump on his body, waiting for three or five people to bargain.

But Fat An's next move made Yang Ping'an's heart become cool and cool.

"Boss, how dare I." An Fatzi smiled and nodded, "What kind of goods am I, don't you know how many catties and taels I have?" Xiucai's surname is too Geng, and he doesn't speak through his brain, so don't be like him. If you're still angry, you can kick me a few more times to get angry. ”

As he spoke, he turned around, pouted his fat buttocks, and winked at Yang Ping'an twice at the same time, signaling the latter not to speak.

An Fatzi's move, Yang Ping'an had a full view, and he didn't have any tastes in his heart. Although Fat Man An is cowardly, he is kind-hearted, and he does so many embarrassing actions just to prevent himself from being beaten.

Alas-Yang Ping'an sighed and patted the fat man on the shoulder, which can be regarded as recognizing this friend.

"You think you're the oldest!" Xie Ming flew up and grabbed a kick on Fat An's buttocks, and the latter staggered forward and finally fell to the ground.

However, Yang Ping'an could see that An Fatman was physically strong, and Xie Ming's kick did not hurt him at all. As for stumbling and falling to the ground, it was just a deliberate pretence by An Fatty. Otherwise, how could An Fatty's fall route get rid of the shackles of his habitual surname and not hit himself, but grazed by himself?

An Fat got up from the ground with a smile on his face: "Boss, are you angry?" If it's not enough, it doesn't hurt to have a few more kicks. ”

"Get out!" Xie Ming didn't look at him, and slowly came to Yang Ping'an, looking down at Yang Ping'an condescendingly, with a fierce look in his eyes: "Xiucai, I can't think of it, it seems that you also have two shots." ”

"Why, you want to take a punch too?" Yang Ping'an had already made up his mind to make a name in the Yuezi Huotou Camp, so that others would not dare to provoke him. It's just that Xie Ming is taller than him, and he has to look up at the other party, which makes him a little unhappy.

"Yo, there are really people who are not afraid of death!" Xie Ming opened his mouth and smiled, with a vicious smile and a disdainful gaze, he kept moving his hands and feet, planning to teach this Yang Ping'an, who didn't know the height of the sky, a good lesson, so that he could understand who was the boss in the moon number.

Yang Ping'an also smiled, smiling contemptuously. These birds that they received in the month can finally be vented.

Seeing that the situation was not good, An Fat Man hurriedly ran to Xie Min's side, and said with a smile: "Boss, what is your identity, what is his identity, why do you want to surrender your identity to be like him?" ”

"Get out!"

"Don't, don't. Boss, this is a barracks, and if you do anything with him here, it's a private fight. In case he is punished by the general, it doesn't matter if he is a newcomer to the firehead army, you are delicate and expensive, it's not worth it! ”

Xie Ming finally glanced at An Fatzi from the corner of his eye: "Are you threatening Lao Tzu?" ”

"How dare I!" Seeing that persuading Xie Ming was fruitless, An Fatzi was ready to persuade Yang Ping'an again.

But Yang Ping'an didn't wait for him to speak, and directly refused: "Fatty, you don't need to say it anymore, today I will let you understand the benefits of hard fists!" ”

"Boss, beat this dead showman hard!"

"Boss, don't show mercy, let him go crazy and beat him to death!"

"Boss, we've got your back!"

"The boss is mighty!"

"Come on, Boss!"

"The Boss will win!"

With the sound of cheers behind him, the corners of Xie Ming's mouth curled, and his eyes suddenly looked behind Yang Ping'an, revealing a look of surprise, as if something had happened behind him.

Yang Ping'an also turned his head to look, but the moment he turned his head, Xie Ming moved and punched Yang Ping'an's ear.

This was his strategy, pretending to be surprised, tricking Yang Ping'an to turn his head and sneak attack. The base of the head and ears is the most vulnerable, and once hit, there will be severe discomfort for a short time, and he can take the opportunity to take down the opponent and beat him violently, so as to be invincible.

When he was messing around on the streets, he didn't use this trick less, and basically never failed.

It's a pity that he ran into Yang Ping'an today. This kind of pediatric method, how can Yang Ping'an be fooled?

Turning his head was just a strategy to lure the enemy, and he always kept his mind on Xie Ming. As soon as the latter moved, he realized it, and did not look back at all, his short body dodged the latter's fist, and at the same time his body turned sharply, and an elbow hit the latter's chest.

The distance between the two is very close, Xie Ming is full of confidence and defenseless, Yang Ping'an elbows with hatred, with the help of the power of his waist, the speed is amazing, and he is strong and strong, and he pounds it right.

Hearing only a muffled sound, Xie Ming took a few steps back while holding his chest, and looked at Yang Ping'an in disbelief, his face hot.

Losing face in front of many younger brothers made him angry in his heart, and he threw himself into the guts of evil, and rushed towards Yang Ping'an with a loud roar.

An elbow blow also gave Yang Ping'an a certain understanding of Xie Ming's details. As An Fatzi said, Xie Ming does have some martial arts skills, otherwise if he were an ordinary person, he would have been knocked down by an elbow blow driven by his waist.

It's just in time, Lao Tzu will let you know that the surname will be changed to Yang in the future!

Putting on a posture, facing Xie Ming's fist, Yang Ping'an stepped forward, and the two were about to fight, when they suddenly heard a loud roar not far away, like thunder: "Stop!" ”