Chapter 12 I met the proprietress
Quickly cover her mouth, wouldn't it be very embarrassing to laugh at this time, Sun Erniang wanted to laugh in her heart but had to hold back, a pair of big eyes blinked, showing that she endured it very hard, and didn't want the bald man in front of her to have any chance to take advantage of, so she had to continue to keep a straight face.
"Hmph, you're a bald man, it's a bit interesting, your cheeks are as thick as the city wall, it's okay to ask the old lady to call you a husband, when you can win the old lady's kung fu, when the old lady will marry you." After quitting sex for such a fuss, Sun Erniang didn't want to kill him, thinking that this person was interesting to talk about, and his appearance didn't seem bad, if he could win the old lady, then the old lady would marry him, anyway, men are ordinary things, and it is the same for anyone to marry.
As soon as he heard this, his heart suddenly cooled, grandma is a bear, the little monk has never learned kung fu, where to defeat you, if you want to beat you in bed, there is still something to say.
"What, beat you? We are husband and wife, why do we want to fight and kill, so hurtful and angry, baby, good, listen to the words of the husband, let's go into the house and say a few words of self-consideration, it is a family, from now on harmonious, love each other, love until the sea is dry and rotten..."
Here it is again, here it is again, how can this person be so shameless, he can say anything. Sun Erniang is a woman after all, no matter how much she looks like a man, after all, she is still a woman's heart, what woman doesn't like to be chased and doesn't like sweet words? Moreover, the current relationship between the two of them, in modern parlance, is called an unmarried couple.
Sun Erniang was very angry at first, but when she heard it now, she didn't feel so harsh, but she was a little looking forward to it, her heart was pounding and jumping, her face was burning red, like an apple, her ears were hot, and she didn't know where to put her hands in a panic.
What's wrong with the old lady, as if she was still expecting him to say, phew, when will Lainiang be as shameless as him, bah, bah, bah, I have to stop him quickly.
"Bald... Bald, did you hear the words of the old lady, when you win the old lady, the old lady will marry you. Sun Erniang lowered her head, there was no way, she blushed and was embarrassed to raise it, her hands were stirred together, and Niuniu said pinchingly.
Seeing Sun Erniang like this, she was very happy in her heart, and she couldn't help but deliberately look at Sun Erniang up and down, left and right, and didn't reply for a long time, just to see how she reacted.
Sun Erniang didn't reply for a long time, and she didn't dare to look up, for fear that she would see her like this, but she didn't want her current appearance to be even more funny.
I couldn't bear this embarrassment, and after waiting for a long time, I finally got impatient, and my eyes glanced up slightly, but I saw that Jiese was looking herself up and down, and the corners of her mouth raised a hateful arc, as if she had been looking at her own jokes, and her colorful face was hateful.
"What are you looking at, haven't you seen the old lady?" Sun Erniang's temper came up again.
"No, the little monk really hasn't seen the baby's appearance, when this is beautiful, a wife is like this, what do couples ask for." Jie Se looked up and sighed.
"You speak falsely, flamboyantly, and without shame." Sun Erniang sneered, but her tone was not so stiff anymore, and when she saw that she praised herself, she was faintly happy in her heart, but she didn't want to believe it.
After teasing for a long time, I finally got some results, seeing Sun Erniang's shyness like this, I felt proud in my heart, and I felt that the world could go.
Grandma is a bear, isn't it just to defeat you, wait, the little monk must do it, if you want the little monk to be a good man, how can you not even be as good as a woman, wait for the little monk to practice kung fu hard, and cheer up the husband in the future.
"Baby, you don't know kung fu for your husband, how can you be defeated, baby's kung fu is so good, how about worshipping you as a teacher for your husband?" As soon as his heart moved, an idea came to mind.
"Bah, who is your baby, you speak ugly." This title is really numb, how can the old lady bear this, and then thought about the words of quitting sex, thought about it, and said, "If you want to worship the old lady as a teacher, you can also do it, but you have to agree to the old lady two conditions." ”
"Anyway, what conditions? Don't say two conditions, no matter how many you are, the little monk also promised you, who made you my precious wife, hahahaha. "Mouth flower flower road.
Sun Erniang's goosebumps just disappeared again, full of helplessness, and sobbed softly, "I'm sorry," after a pause, she continued, "Okay, since you agreed, then the old lady said it." First, if you worship me as a teacher, you need to bow three times and bow nine times, and bow to the teacher. Second, in the future, you must call the old lady Master, and you must not find some other messy titles. ”
"Well, this," Jiese was stunned in his heart, he didn't expect it to be these two conditions, this first one is easy to do. This second one, if the little monk agreed, wouldn't he even have to call the lady in the future.
"No, this first condition can be agreed. This second one, when it comes to the issue of principle, the little monk can't agree, since you don't like the title of baby, we can change it again, there are many titles, but it is absolutely not okay to call Master. He said in a very tough tone, as if he wanted to emphasize that he was a very principled person.
"Why not, when you defeat the old lady, you can call it whatever you want." Sun Erniang said strongly.
"No, it's not good, I call you Master, so isn't it ** for us to get married?" After thinking about it for a long time, he finally thought of a way, he knew that the ancient etiquette was very strict, although there was no law, but people's words were terrifying, and everyone could drown you with a mouthful of foam.
"Well, that's what you said, then this second article will be waived, but you can't call Lao Niang like before." Sun Erniang raised her fist and warned.
"Okay, since you don't want to be called so nicely, then the little monk will still call you a lady, lady, you say it's okay." deliberately put a flower face in front of Sun Erniang, and said in a long voice.
I can't stand this virtue, the old lady is really out of line, Sun Erniang doesn't want to take care of him anymore, her head is tilted, but she just saw a row of people standing by the big tree next to the house, stretching her neck and looking at her side, one by one.
"Get out" A lion roared, and the ring color was startled.
I didn't notice that there was someone on the side, looking at myself like watching a monkey show, Sun Erniang instantly blushed from her face to her neck, and couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into, and pushed the ring color out, closed the door with a bang, and hid in the room and didn't come out.
"Thief bird, the old lady hates you." There was a shout from the window.
Jiese was still happy in his heart, for his wit, but he didn't expect to change in an instant, his heart was full of doubts, tilted his head and couldn't think of why, just saw a few people standing by the tree and giving a thumbs up to him, full of admiration, his heart suddenly understood.
Grandma is a bear, it turned out that a few of you birdmen spoiled the good deeds of the little monk, and I don't know the hidden point if I eavesdrop, so obvious, it's really shameless.
Those few were no one else, but Song Qing brought the guys in the store to restore his life, but he didn't expect to see such a wonderful play, and when he saw that the ring color turned the murderous Sun Erniang into such a delicate girl, his heart was full of admiration.
"Brother, I really convinced you, I surrendered my sister-in-law so quickly, it's amazing, high, really high." Song Qing praised from the bottom of his heart, and couldn't help but sigh in his heart that the eldest brother knew people, he asked me to follow the brother who quit sex, I finally know why, eldest brother, I will not disappoint you, I will find a good daughter-in-law for our family.
"Brother, let me introduce you, these are all guys from my sister-in-law's shop. Li San, Er Gouzi, Zhang Mazi, Dog Left. Song Qing introduced them one by one from left to right, and there was no good name.
"Brothers, from now on, this is your boss, as for the original boss, you have to change your name to boss, you know?" Song Qing seemed to have a good relationship with them, and said loudly.
A few people had just seen the power of the abstinence on the side, and at this time they all said convincingly, "I'll see the boss," and said into the room, "I'll see the boss." ”
"Roll"
A phrase came from inside the room, echoing in the air for a long time.