Chapter 11: The Lady
"Sister-in-law is above, please also accept the worship of the younger brother." Song Qing said and saluted Sun Erniang again, and turned Sun Erniang's face flushed, it shouldn't be, it shouldn't be, it shouldn't be, it's just frozen there.
Seeing this, he thought that his wife still needed to be disciplined by himself, so he kindly reminded, "Lady, Xiaoqing salutes you." He changed his name when he opened his mouth, and his thick skin was really rare.
This is a fire for Sun Erniang, when Song Jiang was there, she was still more restrained, Song Jiang was gone, that nature was restored in an instant, one leg on the stool, one-handed copying, and said, "Thief bird, you dare to shout again, watch the old lady tear your mouth." ”
Quit color called out a lady, my heart was so unhappy, hehe, I haven't shouted like this in my life, I can't be in a good mood, I can see everything when I'm in a good mood, eat and drink, drink and spicy, at this time, Sun Erniang's angry appearance is also extremely cute in his eyes, and the small mouth is up and down, as if he is coquettish to himself.
The small nose, big eyes, small mouth, thin lips, red, delicate, really make people want to go up and kiss it. There is also the crisp breasts that float up and down when you are angry, tsk, it's hard not to leave saliva.
"The lady is angry, have you forgotten what you promised Brother Gongming? If you forget, I still do. "The word of righteous words.
"Splash thief, you, good, good, good, just let you be arrogant for two days." After that, seeing that he couldn't talk about abstaining from sex, he went back to his room.
When Song Qing saw this situation, he thought, obediently, it is strange that these two people can become husband and wife, how could my brother forcibly match the two of them, it is really incomprehensible, and the sad mood at the moment has calmed down a bit.
Seeing that Sun Erniang ignored herself, she was quite embarrassed to stand there, thinking, it is really difficult for the little monk to find a wife, and the other protagonists are all tiger bodies for a while, so a lot of beautiful cuties take the initiative to dedicate themselves, which is called a cool. Look at yourself again, I finally found a wife, or someone else forcibly matched, and my wife still hates me to death, as if I was his father's killer, it's really bitter.
"Xiaoqing, you go to the back and tell those guys first, ask them to arrange two rooms for me, we will stay here in the future, and then go back to your house after a while." After thinking about it, he instructed Song Qingdao.
As soon as Song Qing heard Jiese call him like this, he suddenly had goosebumps all over his body, grandma's, the call was too numb, and he quickly turned to the back to find those guys.
Seeing that Song Qing was gone, Jiese went out and came to Sun Erniang's room, looked at no one around, coughed twice, cleared his throat, and said boldly, "Lady, you open the door and say a few words to your husband for your husband." ”
"Roll"
"Don't do this, lady, open the door."
"Roll"
"Lady, good lady, open the door quickly, little rabbit, open the door." As he spoke, he sang it out of his mouth.
"The old lady told you to get out, did you hear it?" Sun Erniang was disgusting in the room, and she wanted to remove the ring from sex.
"The little monk went first to say a few words to the lady, and then it was not too late to get out." Quit Se has decided not to want this face, and the beauty is current, and it's useless to come.
For a long time, the room was quiet, and this time I didn't reply.
"Lady, open the door quickly, if you don't open it again, the little monk will have a killer idea."
"Hmph, if you have the ability, you will come out, the old lady is afraid that you will not succeed."
"Okay, you said it, don't regret it."
"My mother has never regretted it"
"Okay, Niangzi, grandchild, Erer, Niangniang, baby, baby, baby..."
"You..."Sun Erniang became more and more unbearable when she heard what Jiese said, rushed to the door with an arrow step, opened the door suddenly, and pointed at Jiese, "You... You are shameless, how can there be a person like you who is extremely thick-skinned in this world. At the end, his voice leaked, and he actually cried.
It's so good, the little monk actually cried the murderous Sun Erniang angrily, the little monk is too powerful, why no one has ever told me that I am so powerful. He didn't know how cheeky he was!
Sun Erniang squatted at the door and cried for a long time without seeing any movement in Jiese, she was surprised in her heart, wiped her tears, looked up, but saw Jiese squatting in front of her, staring at her chest with a pair of eyes, sticking out her tongue from time to time to lick, and saliva flowed all over the ground.
"You... Color sticks. Seeing this, Sun Erniang was extremely annoyed, and slapped her cheeks.
"Smack"
A crisp sound woke up the abstinence, and it also made Sun Erniang's anger disappear a little, and the two of them squatted like this, I look at you, you look at me. Looking at it at such a close distance, it seems that the color is not so ugly, although the finger prints on the face are criss-crossed, but it is difficult to hide the temperament of the little white face.
Touching the hot cheeks, the embarrassment of quitting color may have been used to it.
Grandma is a bear, and seeing her wife still be beaten, it's really strange in the world.
"Hehe, that, the little monk originally wanted to comfort the lady, but after squatting down, he forgot for a while, don't be surprised, lady." Jiese hurriedly apologized, but no matter how you look at it, there is no sincerity, and such a far-fetched excuse can only be thought of by him.
"You... You are still screaming, do you want the old lady to tear your mouth. Seeing that the ring color was still mentioned, Sun Erniang's anger that had just eased up a little came up again, and she shouted angrily, raising her hand and making a gesture, wanting to start again.
"Leak, leak, leak, it's not good for girls to be so savage." Copied a strong dialect of English, and shook his middle finger again and again.
Although Sun Erniang didn't understand what leakage meant, she could guess a rough idea by looking at the look of the ring, and said disdainfully, "The old lady is barbaric to do your bald fart, the old lady has done a lot of murder and arson, and she still cares about this." ”
"Eh," seeing Sun Erniang like this, he was a little speechless, but fortunately he was thick-skinned enough and didn't feel embarrassed, since this topic was useless, the little monk changed it, "Eh, you don't like the title of lady?" It doesn't matter, we can change one, then grandson, or two-two? Or a sissy? Looking at Sun Erniang's increasingly unkind eyes, she had to say helplessly, "Okay, none of these will work, then the last one, baby?" This is a good name, and the little monk will call you baby in the future. ”
"Smack"
It's another slap in the face, and poor Jiese's face is about to swell into a pig brother, but he still stands there smiling and grinning, without any pain at all.
Seeing that she did not repent of her death, and she was not afraid of being rude, Sun Erniang was really helpless, she had never seen such a shameless man, how could she be so shameless as a man, so she had to sigh helplessly, "That's it, let it be, the old lady has no energy to mess with you." ”
Surprised, "How can this be a trouble, this is to determine the title between our husband and wife as soon as possible, this is very knowledgeable, he can not only enhance the relationship between us, but also let us keep harmony forever, you say God is not magical?" Baby. "A burst of eyebrows and eyebrows, with complex cheeks, the appearance is not funny.
The first few sentences are still the same, and Sun Erniang wanted to smoke him in the last sentence, but looking at the dozen handprints on his face, he thought about it and gave up, and he was powerless for a while, and he really didn't want to take care of him, thinking that this person's face was comparable to the city wall.
"Baby, what will you call the little monk in the future? Is it called Fujun or Langjun? It's still like me, it's called baby. ”
"Bah, I call you a thief bird, shameless and obscene embryo."
"Wow, you even know the advantages of the little monk so clearly, it seems that you have put a lot of effort into the little monk, what a shame, let the baby bother."
Sun Erniang couldn't help but be stunned when she heard this, and laughed out loud with a 'poof', thinking that this person was born with no skin and no face.