"Since the Sprinkle family has taken refuge in my Buddha, how can they do it easily, the only one in my Buddha who can fight is the Fighting Holy Buddha. That guy is powerful, the water comes, the fire goes, a somersault is 108,000 miles, there are thousands of changes, a golden hoop stick can pierce the sky, small can be stuffed into the ear, the mana is profound, so not powerful, I heard that there are some inexplicable ambiguous relationships with the Guanyin Master (see "The Secret of the Monkey and Guanyin Have to Say" for details), even the Buddha has to be afraid of three points, I can't wait for the dust. As he spoke, he looked yearning, and seemed to regret that he had not been able to meet the Fighting Holy Buddha for so many years. Suddenly, he conjured up a smiling face and said secretly, "The section with Guanyin is gossip, and the Sprinkle family also heard it from the bull's head and horse face, don't be gullible." ”

Grandma's, stupid monk, believe this? If you want to say that the second brother of the pig is still possible, but if you want to talk about Sun Monkey, with that bit of emotional intelligence, you don't believe it if you kill the little monk. (See "The Monkey's View of Love" for details)

There was a burst of contempt in his heart, and he couldn't imagine that the heroic Lu Zhishen would gossip like this, alas, it's really a gossip heart, everyone has it!

"No wonder, that bull-headed horse face is really hateful, accepting bribes in broad daylight, it's really shameless, shameless!" Suddenly, he remembered something, his tone changed, and he asked, "Where did the master get the gold ingots?" Jiese scratched his head, his face was puzzled, there is nothing here, I don't know where he got the money, could it be said that he died with money? I don't know what he can do with this money, there is nothing in this radius of several miles, and he can't do anything, can he use it as a stone, playing with the palm of his hand alone?

"Little Niangpi, with a lot of nonsense, these money are the monthly salaries of the Sprinkle family, since the Sprinkle family is now on an errand under the Buddha, then he naturally wants to give the Sprinkle family a monthly salary, otherwise what does the Sprinkle family usually eat? What to wear? What to drink? Lu Zhishen rolled his eyes and said impatiently.

"Eh, master, the little monk is dull, doesn't he have to eat if he becomes a Buddha? Besides, there's nothing here, where can you buy things with the money? "It's getting more and more puzzling.

"Boy, who told you that you don't need to eat when you become a Buddha, haven't you seen that there are many temples with delicious food and drink. Although Bigu can go without food for several days, the desire for the tongue is still satisfied. Although there is nothing here, but there is nothing in the underworld, it is very lively, the Huaguoshan Pedestrian Street is a disaster of food, and the Qin Guangwang Hotel, the Yama King Club, is a good place to go, and the Sprinkle family has to go to the pastime every month when they get silver. The big sleeves flicked back, thinking of the food and wine on the pedestrian street, and couldn't help but drool.

After listening to Lu Zhishen's words, he couldn't calm down in his heart for a long time, and he was obedient, but he didn't expect Hell to keep pace with the times and be at the forefront of fashion, which was really unexpected. But no matter how much he changes, as long as he leaves Lu Zhishen, he will not escape the end of reincarnation.

Lu Zhishen fantasized for a long time, but when he saw that he had not made a sound, he wiped his saliva, and suddenly said, "Little Niangpi, you just bet that you can make those brothers of the Sprinkle family have an epiphany?" ”

Grandma is a bear, just humiliated me for this, and now the old thing is brought up again, what kind of medicine is sold in this flower monk's gourd?

"No... Yes, the little monk can give your brothers an epiphany and take refuge in my Buddha. I was embarrassed to regret what I said, and I didn't want to humiliate the flower monk again, so I had to reply with a hard head.

"Okay, as long as you can let one of my brothers take refuge in my Buddha, then why don't I help you avoid reincarnation!" Lu Zhishen patted his chest and said proudly.

Through the robe, you can see that the two chest muscles inside can't help but tremble, which is really not weaker than a woman.

Hurriedly replied, "If the master can really help me avoid reincarnation and continue to be a human being, then the little monk will definitely do his best to make your brothers have an epiphany, and the final result will definitely be more than one." "I thought in my heart, the time of a lifetime is so long, a lot of time, the little monk doesn't believe it, and he can't even complete the first layer, and when the time comes, he will definitely convince you and overcomplete the task.

"Haha, okay, then the Sprinkler family will let them out." With that, the big fist of the vinegar bowl slammed into the jar behind him, and suddenly the debris flew all over the sky, shooting everywhere, scattered all over the ground. Immediately afterwards, a stream of black gas rushed into the sky, the speed was fast one by one, roaring and scattering in all directions, and disappeared in the blink of an eye.

Looking at the black gas that dissipated in the sky, Lu Zhishen stared at it for a long time, his eyes were full of tears, he endured it and didn't stay, his fists clenched tightly, and his reluctance was overflowing.

In a blink of an eye, seeing the still stunned quit color, Lu Zhishen cleaned up his mood and said loudly, "Boy, these brothers of the Sprinkle family are all rebellious, see how you educate them." ”

Jie Se cleared his head, he can now be sure that he has lived for so long in this life, and there has never been a moment of being stunned for so much time as now, when he saw the cloud of black gas rising into the sky, he knew that the people he would have to deal with in the future were not good things, those were all mixed with the underworld, and he really thought too highly of himself.

There is no way, the bitter fruit of self-brewing can only be swallowed by himself, but his little arms and legs are really ugly in front of those green forest bandits

"Big... Master, I still have a... A request, I don't know if I can make it? He asked weakly, and his head was almost buried in his crotch.

Looking at the look of a girl's ring, Lu Zhishen really doubted where his previous self-confidence came from, and said angrily, "What are the requirements, say them quickly, and try to meet them as much as possible." ”

"This... This one... You see" peeked at Lu Zhishen's face, and then said, "Look, the little monk has no power to restrain the chicken, and your brothers can kill me with one finger, you see, is it to teach the little monk a little kung fu, so that the little monk can have the power to protect himself, and he can do his best to deal with them." ”

"Oh, what is the big deal with the Sprinkle family, although the Sprinkle family has practiced martial arts since childhood, but it is all a bit of fancy boxing to show off their legs, and they are useless, and the really useful things are all practiced from the battlefield, and there is a daily practice, otherwise they are all fakes." pinched the arm of the ring color, screamed in pain, and then said, "The Sprinkle family looks at your age, you have long passed the best age to practice martial arts, but as long as you are willing to work hard, you may not be able to achieve something." Shen groaned, "In this case, the Sprinkle family will accept you as an apprentice, but you don't have time to learn from the Sprinkle family, even if you are a registered disciple, all the martial arts are left for you to comprehend on the battlefield." ”

When Jiese heard this, he was shocked, "This, how can this be, Master, do you mean that I am not going back to this world, but going to another world?" ”

"Did the Sprinkler family say they wanted you to return to your original world?"

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"Those brothers of the Sprinkle family are all vying to go to the Three Kingdoms era, do you think you can go back to the original world?"

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"If you make a promise, you will keep it, and you will have to deceive your family."

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"Alright, you get ready and see if there's anything else to say."

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I day... Your grandmother is a bear, the little monk still thinks that he is reborn in a familiar world, where there are his relatives, his friends, high-end technology, and advanced books, whatever can make them have an epiphany. It's good now, this flower monk actually asked me to go to the Three Kingdoms era, the little monk didn't have anything there, didn't understand anything, and had an epiphany, so he just killed the little monk directly.

Qu Se has a bitter face, and there are bitter words in his heart, which is more bitter than eating snake gall.

Looking at the displeased Jiese, Lu Zhishen patted him on the shoulder, and suddenly kicked on the Jiese's buttocks, kicking the Jiese straight up, getting farther and farther away from Lu Zhishen, farther and farther away, until he gradually turned into a black spot, and his roar could be heard from afar, "Apprentice, since the Sprinkle family accepted you as an apprentice, they will give you a Zen staff as a gift, you need to take good care of it, so that you can do it yourself." ”

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In a barren blood-colored area, two tall and burly men strode forward, their mouths constantly humming and panting.

Suddenly, the bull-headed man walking behind was estimated to be tired and paralyzed, sitting on the ground with his buttocks, throwing the steel fork and iron chain in his hand aside at will, begging the man who was still walking forward in front of him, "Brother, let's rest and rest, I really can't walk day and night in the past few days." ”

Hearing the shout, the horse turned around and came over, and sat down next to the bull's head, panting, "All right, then let's rest." ”

"Grandma's, the leader is too picky, after so many years, I don't recruit a new person, we are busy all day long, we can tire the two of us to death, and recruit some new people to die of poverty?" The bull head grumbled while holding its huge head.

"What the second brother said is that it can also piggyback on solving the problem of employment difficulties for people in hell." Ma Mian agreed, but he still didn't say much.

seems to complain, and the heart is balanced. Suddenly, he remembered something, hurriedly reached into his arms, took out a heavy gold ingot, put it in his hand twice, and said with a smile on his face, "Brother, we have let go of a lot of little ghosts in the past few years, and the gaps in the life and death book are getting bigger and bigger, what if the judge finds out?" ”

It seemed that he was also worried about this problem, and the horse muttered for a long time before he spoke, "The judge has become more and more presbyopia these years, and his vision is very blurry, so there should be no problem." ”

Niu Tou nodded, and continued, "If there is any problem, we will all push down Monk Nalu, according to his temperament, I think he will definitely take it all, hahahaha." ”

"Well, that's what the second brother said." Ma Mian agreed.

seemed to feel much more comfortable, stared at the gold ingots in his hand, and said with a smile, "Brother, I heard that there have been many beautiful mothers-in-law in the heavens and earths of Meng Po recently, let's go and see it tonight?" ”

"Okay, my brother has already had this intention, so I will follow what the second brother said." When the horse heard this, he jumped up from the ground in an instant with excitement and shouted.