Just talk to my mother-in-law and mother-in-law, you really haven't seen your mother-in-law and mother-in-law Listening to Lu Zhishen's words, he hummed in his heart.

"Master, according to me, if you chant sutras every day, and the Bodhisattva is long and short all day long, it is estimated that the effect will not be very good, just a normal person, you will be talked about every day like this, and your heart will be angry, not to mention that your brothers are not mortals, and they are not very good-tempered, except for killing people and setting fires, they are drinking wine and eating meat, how can you listen to this."

"Huh? There is some truth in what the kid said, but you say that this is a lot of tantamount to not saying, what else can the Sprinkle family do every day in addition to chanting the scriptures, there is only one person in this broken place, and there is nothing around, do you think the Sprinkle family is willing to chant the scriptures every day? The Sprinkle family has already had a bird in their hearts. Lu Zhishen pouted, as if he knew that he couldn't think of a good way to quit sex.

Pretending not to see the other party's disdainful eyes, he groaned slightly, and then said, "Master, if you want to influence a person, the best way is to let him have an epiphany in the red dust, otherwise other methods will not work quickly." ”

A little sullen glared at the precepts, Lu Zhishen shouted, "Boy, you should be stupid, do you think the Sprinkle family doesn't understand these truths?" The Sprinkle family also wants to let my brothers go to the red dust to have an epiphany, but what can they do, with their temper, how easy it is to have an epiphany, not to recreate the karma of killing, if they do not repent in this life, the karma of the Sprinkle family will be deep. ”

Lu Zhishen, who looked deeply at the lamentation, said boldly, "Master, if the little monk can make them have an epiphany, how will you be?" ”

glanced at the ring color and said disdainfully, "Boy, isn't it that the Sprinkle family underestimates you, even your bear appearance can make the rebellious brothers of the Sprinkle family have an epiphany?" Don't pee and look in the mirror, hum, it's really whimsical. With a wave of his sleeves, he turned his head away, as if he didn't want to say more.

This really made the quit anxious, Lu Zhishen's disgusted face, how uncomfortable it was.

I've never seen such a contemptuous person, grandma is a bear, the little monk treats you as an idol, respects you a foot, you are good, you actually look down on the little monk so much. Don't think that if you grow a few more pounds of meat, you will be able to pull up a tree. The little monk still doesn't believe it, with our advanced knowledge full of brains, we can't persuade you, and if you can't persuade you, the little monk won't take the precept. (It seems that he didn't have a surname in the first place)

"Master, why don't we make a bet?" A white and thin face raised an eyebrow at Lu Zhishen.

Lu Zhishen couldn't help but turn his head when he heard this, a pair of tiger eyes glared at the boss, and looked at the ring again, "Drink, the little lady is not small, dare to bet with the Sprinkle family, say, what to bet on?" ”

"Just bet that the little monk can make your brothers have an epiphany in the red dust, wash away their sinful karma, take refuge in my Buddha, serve the Buddha with the master, and be admired by those ten thousand people." Then put his hands together and said a word to Amitabha, but his heart kept sudden, thinking that if he won the bet, he could avoid going to hell, and he could be chic in the world again, if he lost the bet, there was no loss, anyway, he is now a soul, can he die again?

looked at the quit in a daze, for a while, with a grin, he actually laughed, and the laughter became louder and louder, "Hahahaha, the Sprinkle family almost fell for your little girl, you want to use this reason to avoid reincarnation, it's really wishful thinking, it's a pity, it's a pity, it's a pity, I don't want to be seen through by the Sprinkle family, you say, yes or no?" The big hand pointed to the color and said with a smile.

Lu Zhishen's laughter was deep and loud, and when it came out, it could be heard from afar, but he was not in the mood to laugh with him.

The face of the quit color turned red, the plan was seen through by the other party, and he was ridiculed by the other party, it was really embarrassing to throw it to grandma's house, grandma's bear, this flower monk is really not easy to deceive, he thought that there was no flaw, he actually saw it at a glance, and he lowered his head in embarrassment.

It seems that this thing is very funny, Lu Zhishen didn't stop laughing for a long time, his mouth was about to laugh, and he wanted to vomit blood in embarrassment, I don't understand what's so funny about this, is it that this flower monk's laughter is very low?

"Brother Lu, what's so funny, say it, let my two brothers be happy." A rough voice interjected very abruptly, listening to that, it seemed that he was very familiar with Lu Zhishen.

"It turned out to be Brother Niu, Brother Ma, why did you two come? This little lady is already waiting impatiently here, if you don't come again, the Sprinkle family will send him to reincarnation by himself, hahahaha. With that, he greeted the two of them.

Jiese raised his eyes to look, but he was startled, obediently raised a hole, and the person who picked up the little monk came.

As far as the eye could see, two ugly-looking people walked slowly, one with a bull's head, the other with a horse's head, long fangs hooked to the chin, pointed ears erected, and a triangular nose on the face. The minotaur was holding a steel fork, but the horse-headed man was carrying a big knife, and he walked with his head and shook his head, and both of them carried an iron chain in the other hand, crooked seven or eight buttons in a ball, and at the end of the chain hung a hook, which seemed to be used to hook the soul.

I'll go, the legendary ... Bull head... Horse noodles...

It's over, it's over, it's over, there's no chance to escape, no, it's not a way to go on like this, no matter how you say it, you have to let them have a good impression of the little monk, what should I say?

Good morning two, are you here to hook the little monk?

Goodmorin, Harrow, welcome to Gou Monk? (It's so fashionable, do you know English?) ）

The two little dolls came, and the old man had been waiting here for a long time. (Will it be too serious?) ）

I'm so happy, the two of them finally came to hook the little monk. (Lori Fan?) ）

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Just as the precept was immersed in his thoughts, the two of them had already come closer, and Niu Tou replied, "There are many ghosts who have gone to the underworld in the past two days, and there are some restless imps pushing and shouting along the way, and there are countless people who cut in line, and there is no quality at all. No, it's delayed until now, with Brother Lu here, my brothers and I don't have to worry, he can't run anyway. ”

"That's what the second brother said." The horse-faced broadsword stomped on the ground, and Leng agreed with his face.

"Haha, the two brothers haven't seen each other for a long time, and they're still the same, and their majesty has not diminished." Lu Zhishen said.

"Where is it, Brother Lu is really heroic, the majesty of the year is still undiminished, and we really admire it." Suddenly, his tone changed, and he asked in a low voice, "Brother Lu, little brother has a lot of words, this is not Brother Lu's relative, right?" As he spoke, his mouth turned in the direction of the ring, obviously he had to find out whether there was a relationship between the two first, and if there was, it would not be easy to grasp.

"That's what the second brother said." Ma Mian still echoed with a cold face.

glanced at the ring color squatting on the side, and saw that he was looking straight ahead, his body was motionless, but he was in a daze, expressionless, and he lost the vitality just now.

It turned out that he had just thought about it a lot, but when he looked at it later, he found that he really thought too much, and the two brothers didn't take care of him at all, they just cared about catching up with Lu Zhishen, and they didn't even look at him, so he could only squat to the side in a daze.

"That little girl's skin and the sprinkler family... Forehead... He is an apprentice of the Sprinkle family. After all, he couldn't bear it, and Lu Zhishen temporarily changed his words.

This shocked the bull head and horse face, and the two of them were surprised for a while, one mouth was so big that they could almost stuff an egg, and they couldn't close it for a long time.

Thinking that this is troublesome, Monk Lu admitted his relatives, and he had to rob it.

"Brother Lu, in this way, you want to protect this little monk." The bull head said tentatively.

"That's what the second brother said." Ma Mian is the same sentence again.

"Why not? Many brothers in the Sprinkle family can be protected, do they still care about one more? Lu Zhishen stared at the two brothers and said arrogantly.

"Isn't there any room for accommodation? Brother Lu does this, my brother is really not good to go back to the errand. The bull head said with a crying face.

What the second brother said was, "Emotional Ma Mian will only say this sentence."

"Brother Niu, Brother Ma, when you go back, you will say that the Sprinkle family wants to force this person to stay, and it has nothing to do with you." Lu Zhishen also understood the difficulties of the two, knowing that the two were also acting on orders, and they were still polite in their words, and they didn't want to offend the two.

"Okay, well, since Brother Lu is so unreasonable, then we only have our subordinates to see the real chapter." The bull head flicked the steel fork and screamed in his mouth.

"That's what the second brother said." After speaking, he waved his broadsword and took a pose.

"Two brothers, wait, if you have something to say, why bother to use knives and guns, how unlucky, it didn't hurt our brothers' harmony." Seeing that the two of them were going to make a move, Lu Zhishen hurriedly put on a smile, reached into his arms, touched the gold ingot, politely held up the hand of the bull's head, and put it in his hand with a smile, "Two brothers, take this money to drink a little wine, as a pastime, as a little thank you gift from the eldest brother." ”

Niu Tou looked at the money in his hand, weighed it, it seemed to have some weight, and a smile immediately appeared on his face, and he arched his hand towards Lu Zhishen, "Big brother is righteous and Bo Yuntian, I am admired by being a brother, and I will treat today's incident as if it didn't happen, and the eldest brother can rest assured that the younger brother is busy with official business and doesn't dare to stay longer, so let's go." As he spoke, he took the gold ingots into his arms and said goodbye.

"What the second brother said is, farewell." Seeing the silver in hand, Ma Mian's eyes lit up instantly, his voice became louder, and he said two more words, which was an extra gift.

"The two brothers go slowly, and I won't send my brother." Lu Zhishen arched his hand and watched the two leave.

When the two of them walked away, Lu Zhishen gradually turned around, looked at the surprised Qu Se who was squatting on the ground, sighed heavily, and thought that half a month's worth of Yu Lu had been in the soup.

"Big... Master, can't you beat the bull and the horse? Since Lu Zhishen introduced Jiese as his apprentice, he pricked up his ears to listen, and when he heard it, he thought that there would be a big battle between the three of them, and he was excited to see what kind of big scene it was, but he didn't expect it to end in such a way.

Grandma is a bear, it turns out that there is also a bribery in the underworld, and it is really the same everywhere.

"Why, you little girl, the Sprinkle family saved you, don't you say thank you, and you still look forward to the Sprinkle family fighting with those two brothers? His mother's little bald donkey is really a waste of kindness. Lu Zhishen said angrily.

"No, no, the little monk didn't mean that, the little monk wanted to say... I want to say thank you to the master for saving his life, but the little monk thought that with the master's ability, he would definitely be able to beat the two brothers away, so why waste smiling faces and money? Jie Se hurriedly explained.