Body Chapter 0631 Singing Calculus

Facing the kneeling Princess Baoma and Princess Babylon, the eldest princess, Yuwen Rounu and Hu Sanniang had different ideas. The eldest princess was wondering, did she leave Princess Baoma behind, and Mumu's oil would be able to fall? Can we make more monsters? He doesn't have to worry about the energy of the future?

Uven Runu thought that she had read the Paradise of Wisdom by Ali ibn Saihail Raiban Tab, the Book of Medicine of al-Mansur and the Integration of Medicine by Abu Bakr Muhammad ibn Zaqria al-Razi, the Complete Book of Medicine by Ali ibn Abbas al-Majusi, the Treatise and the Codex of Medicine by Ibn Sina, and the Ophthalmologist's Handbook by Ali ibn Issa. Isn't our medical school going to the next level?

Hu Sanniang thought, maybe we have to build a new house in our backyard? That can't be done, won't she be able to set up troops? Find a place for her to go to war?

In the silence of the kneeling man's pleas and the decision-maker's deliberations, a person broke into the flower hall on the ground, who? Little Helen!

Little Helen came to be coquettish again, and ran to the eldest princess on her feet, leaned over, and broke her mouth: "Mother Princess, what did the rose and the battle flower do wrong?" You made them both kneel? Isn't it a big deal? The armor of the whole body has been stripped off, and you can only wear a white robe? ”

Hu Sanniang: "Little girl, what are you doing?" Eyes wide! Is this a rose and a battle flower? They are not in class now, and they are resting at home. This is Princess Palma and Princess Babylon of the Arabian Empire! ”

Little Helen: "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't see clearly, when I came in, I carried me on my back, lowered my head, and wore a robe, I thought that they were on their heads, who told them to not let outsiders in here?" How could I have thought of going anywhere else? Oh, Arabs? Is it the leadership of the Arabs? Well, I have you to report. I came here with Lord Mumu and the two queens. On the way, we were chased and intercepted by Li Daocheng and Li Changjie, who asked me to go out to the Arabs and ask them to compensate. While I was pondering how to deal with this international dispute, I saw the six Arabs, each with a broken leg and now a bladed leg reinserted, running around with a large pile of gifts on their backs.

I asked, and those people were very sincere, and they said that they had accidentally offended the adults of the Cochin Kingdom before, and at that time, the six of us attacked the position, and added black green pieces to the adults of Cochin. They said that the Chinese think that what to eat is what to supplement, so we, two people each bought 20 Jinhua hams, two people each bought 20 Xiaoxiang pig hands, one bought 40 big red sausages, and one bought 40 Songhua eggs, and we must seriously apologize to the adults of Jiaozhi Country and ask for forgiveness.

I think, this is an international misunderstanding, since people have bowed their heads and confessed their guilt, didn't the prince keep saying that the policy of not giving the way is not a good policy, so I thought, after reprimanding them a few words, I will spare them.

However, Li Daocheng did not do it. He thinks that these Arabs are too hateful, and even this apology is also a personal attack! Don't you see? How much image do they have? There are thighs, there are calves, and the most hateful thing is that the ratio of big red intestines and Songhua eggs is wrong! You Arabs have explored and discovered, shouldn't I be one-to-two?

I said to Li Daocheng, what do you mean? In front of me, talk about your privacy in a digital way, I'm a yellow flower girl! No shame, I don't pay attention to you, you're all adults, if you have something to do, don't bother me as a minor! Therefore, in the midst of the noise and shouting, I came to the gate of this palace. Dancing flowers do not let idle people enter the door, and Li Daocheng said that he wants to sue in front of the Bodhisattva.

Li Changjie said: We have all participated in the mutual meeting, and this matter can be managed by the mutual meeting.

Wang Ye said that the Economic and Mutual Economic Association only conducts economic management and does not deal with criminal disputes.

Li Daocheng said, then why don't you open an international court?

Li Changjie said, you still have to set up a permanent Interpol!

The six Arabs said, don't escalate the matter, the compensation is not enough, we can double it. That Songhua egg, Master Li, you say it yourself, as many eggs as you want, we will give you as many eggs!

The light bulb on the side is also eventful, he said, the Arabs insulted him!

I don't understand, say, what does this Arab have to do with you?

The light bulb said that the Arabs were ridiculing him and Tail for being black-headed monsters!

The Arabs hurriedly argued, saying, you two think too much, we don't mean anything else, we just think that the pine flower eggs are loose and a little flowery, which is more suitable for Master Li. Since you don't like it, why don't we all go and change it to salted duck eggs?

Li Daocheng interjected and said, then I want the "Danghu" brand Gaoyou Red Heart Double Yellow Salted Duck Eggs!

I said to Li Daocheng, now, I, the head of the Jiaozhi National Wedding Group, this matter is over, don't be petty, for a few eggs, a dignified national teacher,, it's not good to say!

Li Daocheng didn't listen to me, and said, this is not official business, and the problem about this egg is his personal loss, so don't worry about it, your regiment commander.

I saw that they were endless, and I was too lazy to pester them, so I slipped through the door to see the princess mother......"

Yuwen Rounu said: "Little Helen, why don't you come in?" ”

Little Helen: "Li Changjie pestered him to open an international court." ”

Hu Sanniang: "Then, what are the two queens doing?" ”

Little Helen: "The two queens can live with the Arabs, but they can't live with the Jiaozhi people?" The two queens have never crossed paths with the Jiaozhi people! ”

Hu Sanniang: "Then why did you sneak in?" Why don't you let me go out quickly and drive the Jiaozhi people away? ”

Little Helen: "Third mother, don't worry, is my little Helen the kind of irresponsible person?" When I slipped in, I gave the dancing flower a note, and took care of the dancing flower, and showed it to Lee Daocheng in a quarter of an hour. It is estimated that it is almost time now, and Li Daocheng will definitely retreat immediately after seeing it. So, the prince and the queen, you should be able to come in right away. ”

As he was talking, Wang Mumu entered the flower hall. Because the dancing flower had already told him that the princess of Babylon had come to apologize, it was not strange to see the two kneeling in the flower hall, and sat next to the eldest princess, asking about the situation.

When Wang Mumu heard that this princess Baoma was very good at mathematics, could use trigonometric functions proficiently, and understood the "Integral and Equation Calculation Method" of Hua Lazimi, Wang Mumu became interested. Generally speaking, the establishment of calculus, six centuries later, was established by Newton and Leibniz in the seventeenth century. Although the ideas of differentiation and integration have been developed since ancient times, in the third century BC, Archimedes of ancient Greece had the idea of integral science when he studied the area of a parabola, etc., and the Arabs developed this kind of calculation. But little is known about calculus before Newton, and it was the jewel in the crown, the secret technique of the court, the treasure of the secret room, and the high and low. After all, Euclidean geometry, algebra in antiquity and the Middle Ages, is a kind of constant mathematics, while calculus is a kind of variable mathematics, a great revolution and qualitative change in mathematics. At that time, many people did not agree that "tendency" was equal to "equal", which was too advanced thinking at the time, and it was contrary to the relevant doctrine and non-proliferation, so outsiders knew very little. Of course, Wang Mumu understands that calculus is the main branch of advanced mathematics, and it is not only limited to solving some problems in mechanics and materials science, but also gallops in the modern and modern science and technology park, and has established countless great achievements. Wang Mumu needs this kind of talent, but in this era, this is a palace secret skill, and the level of secrecy is very high, and he wants to test whether this princess Baoma is genuine and whether she has real talent and learning. He said, "Two Arab guests, get up and sit!" Sit and talk. Well, Princess Palmer, there's an Arabic story, I only remember the first half, can you tell me the second half? Oh, you nod your head, then I'll say:

YES, THERE WAS A GROUP OF YOUNG MEN DOING A CURVILINEAR DANCE CALLED SIN, AND THE DRUMS WERE NOISY AND LIVELY. On the other hand, there was a child on the side who was against them, watching Saem cry and crying, which was very disappointing. At this time, a young man who loved Saem came and said, "Why are you unhappy?" ……

I forgot the rest of the story, you know? ”

Princess Baoma knew that Wang Mumu was tactfully testing her to see if she really understood trigonometry and calculus, but Wang Mumu's few words were already five thunderbolts for Princess Baoma. This calculus is a royal secret and is not known to outsiders. In the Arab world of this era, on the one hand, the royal palaces of the Arab Empire treasured a large number of scriptures, classics, documents, and treatises. On the other hand, the vast number of grassroots herdsmen, food and clothing are a problem, they are illiterate at all, and they do not dream of calculus. Just now, when the princess introduced herself, how could someone who didn't know the connotation care about this unheard of arithmetic? At the same time, Princess Baoma also admired Wang Mumu a little, if you want to be exquisite, I will ask, why did he make up a little story, which is also very interesting, so, after smiling, he used his knowledge of Wang Mumu, a groom official, and replied: "Back to the most honorable rose groom, I think the following should be:

The child said, you all know Saem, I can't, so I'm sad, I can only cry Saem.

The young man who loved to dance Saem persuaded the crying Saem: What is that? You just need t'intégrer (French: [number] to find integral, integral; incorporate, merge incorporated; v.i. Admission (refers to the university, student language); (se)v.pr. fusion, synthesis into one. This can be understood as integrating into us, and at the same time it can be understood as points), you will definitely change crying Saem to Saem (COS one point, it becomes SIN) ......"

When Wang Mumu heard it, it was good, and there was real material. And the response is fast enough, not only solved the math problem, but also followed me to pick up the dragon, and the literary creation ability is not bad. Well, let's say a little more: "Oh, that's good. So one guest is not bothered by the two masters, I also have a half-pulled story, and I asked for advice together: it is said that there are two sisters, the sister is called the constant function, and the sister is called the exponential function. One day, the sisters went shopping, walked down the street, and saw the playboy differential operator from a distance, and Chang Fu was so frightened that he hurriedly hid. Do you know? Why is that? ”

Princess Baoma smiled sincerely, it turns out that boring calculus can still be played like this? Therefore, he happily replied: "Lord Groom, of course the sister Chang Function meets the differential operator, of course she has to hurry up, otherwise she will be differentiated by the other party, and the Chang Function will have nothing!"

However, the sisters are not ashamed, because the sister exponential function is not afraid of differential operators, because differential operators can't do anything about exponential functions!

At that time, the exponential function and the differential operator went in opposite directions and met. The exponential function took the initiative to greet and said: Hello, I am to the xth power of e.

The differential operator replied: Hello, I'm D/dy! ……”

Wang Mumu found it interesting, I don't know which tendon was stopped, his thoughts surged, and inspiration came up, as if he was on the moon:

"Lagrange, next to Fourier,

I gaze at your absolute face.

Differential sorrow, integration of hope,

I'm going to chase Riemann's original dream with you.

Rationality has diverged, and convergence is unstoppable,

Without your limits, Cauchy is crazy.

My heart is variable,

Functions fluctuate because of your waves.

Pick up the coordinates, the cylinder falls,

OHYEAHOHYEAH

Consistent inconsistency,

Lower-order finite-order,

It's the rest of my mind that I miss you Piano.

OHYEAHOHYEAH……”

Princess Palmer thought it was so funny that she was clever enough to keep up with the tune of the pop song:

"Euclid, Lebegyan,

Let's go and look up at the portrait of Procla,

While seeking guidance, while tickling,

The clam line that engages in the brain confuses the brain.

Let gentleness erase my wounds, Thales,

With a functional vision, let the curve be gorgeous

My median has long since fallen off

The code question is very sad, the code question is very messy,

OHYEAHOHYEAH……

Lower-order finite-order,

Consistent inconsistency,

Functions fluctuate because of your waves.

OHYEAHOHYEAH……

Break the limits to you,,

Fifteen difficult questions occupy the mind,

Why is there no answer next to it.

The abacus sounded, fanning the imagination,

It is the chant of Archimedes in the promenade.

Madahar vector, ponytail pure volume

Hypatia runs on Plato's head.

Your strength, I can't not go through the tangential vector,

Thy purity guides my heart one by one.

Oh, your quadrant, let me find the last equivalent,

Beautiful polar axis, you dim the positive angles.

Oh intercept oh virtual image

My area has long since fallen off

The critical point approach method is weak,

OHYEAHOHYEAH

divergent discontinuity,

Zino's Pap

Euclidean infinitesimal amounts,

OHYEAHOHYEAH

……”